Massage Parlor Reports

[LordGlic]

Seems 544 is tightening down the security these days. I visited a few weeks ago and have been there before but I am a once every few months customer as I do not live in MB.

Walked in said I had been there before and asked for an hour with TS. Usually that is enough to get me to a room. They ask about a membership but when I say I don't have one, they have always waived it off.

Not this time. Mama seemed offended that I didn't have a membership, put me in a room and said 30 minutes no TS. When the girl walked in she was definitely nervous and going through the motions trying to be legit. So I asked her if the TS was broken and she said no and I said I want a TS. "Well then you have to pay for an hour massage" I said yes that is fine. I will pay whatever but I want an hour and a TS. She took my money and we went to the shower. Still nervous but once I flipped over and she saw me at attention the nerves were chilled and the experience was amazing as usual. I can't remember her name sadly. But I am now 7 or 8 visits in and finally got a membership card to make sure that doesn't happen again.

Just watch yourselves out there as as these places tighten down security, just be patient with them. Patience pays off, at least it did for me.

[Roush 427]

And the serial negotiator most likely Lily. I find that too be such a buzzkill. Bonerkill as well LOL. She did the same thing to me 6 weeks ago. Even made me show her my empty pockets after I told her I brought 50. She's the first to offer FS there as far as I can recall.

She knows your rubber doll gives you a good allowance every week LOL, just sayin Roush.

[Roush 427]

Holy crap, I went to 544 for the first time. This chick was stunning, which is a word I don't use often, said her name was Kim. Did hhr, massage didn't suck, unlike with Ace, FS was amazing. So the question is how can I keep that one for me. Asking for a friend .

She loves mr green that's one way to help keep her, LOL just sayin Roush.

[Roush 427]

Sounds good right. It was horrible.

544- Kim has a lot of Botox going on. Still pretty attractive. Complete shutout. Been years since that's happened to me. I knew I was in trouble when mama was asking about my membership card. WTF? Also only let me go 30 instead of hour. 10 dollar tip. Massage wasn't very good and zero extras. I let my hands wonder but should have been more aggressive I guess.

Ace- went straight there. Big fat white dude walks out. Closed. The ceiling fell in due to the rain.

Massage- that was the only name on the big yellow sign hanging on the building. 300 yards from Ace on the side of one of the main buildings. No clue what I was walking into here. Only had a half hr at this point. She said I should have went a full hr. No extras. She was okay looking but wore baggy clothing and the place was a dump. Name was Lisa. You guys could probably swing a HE here if you want to give it a visit or two.

K-spa- later in the day. Ripoff. I was in and out in 40 minutes. 220 all in. I was frustrated from my day earlier and I knew I was overpaying. I didn't care and just wanted to seal the deal. I thought FS and she gave a half-assed CBJ with mostly HE. So I told her we're doing Russian. I was highly annoyed at this point. Mama who is 70 gave me the table shower. My girl had a shit ton of Botox and patches all over her body- little round ones and huge ones the size of a mouse pad on her ass and back. If there are attractive girls who provide good service here, I didn't draw them.

Fucking miserable day and these are the days that make me want to give it up. Are you guys holding out the good places on me? LOL. Should I just stay in tomorrow? I think 544 thought I was a cop. I'm 40, in pretty good shape, and have a military cut. Had I been satisfied there, the rest of this train wreck never would have happened. And why do these girls now get so much Botox that they look like the elephant man?

Seems if it wasn't for bad luck you wouldn't have any luck, 544 is usually great they must have been scared, K spa got one new one today and I tried her name Susie and not bad 140-80 house good luck, just sayin Roush.

[Roush 427]

And release Gina from the witness protection program you have going on in your Airstream. Either that or invite him over and tell Gina to give him a freebie. 0-4 in one day it's the least you could do. LOL just sayin.

She will be here around the 25th for a short time and your first on her list after I warm her up for you cause she knows you haven't had any real pussy in a long while, so take your energy booster and that little blue pill, cause if you can't handle it she will tell me LOL, just sayin Roush.

[MBNative]

After yesterday, you'd think I'd stay in. Toftt here I believe and no regrets. Cute girl, tall spinner, and young. FS and nice apartment near 67th. She did have a small pooch which surprised me when she undressed, but not bad. Tiny As. Not much of a massage, but the tease was nice. I think her prices are in line with most AMPs here. Nice dress, painted toe nails, an upscale version of what I saw yesterday. I know a lot of you like Kim at 544. To me this girl looked better, but I'm not a fan of fake and Botox.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/asian...mzing-21259759

How much did it set you back?

[AsianLever]

And release Gina from the witness protection program you have going on in your Airstream. Either that or invite him over and tell Gina to give him a freebie. 0-4 in one day it's the least you could do. LOL just sayin.

[Marshst924]

After yesterday, you'd think I'd stay in. Toftt here I believe and no regrets. Cute girl, tall spinner, and young. FS and nice apartment near 67th. She did have a small pooch which surprised me when she undressed, but not bad. Tiny As. Not much of a massage, but the tease was nice. I think her prices are in line with most AMPs here. Nice dress, painted toe nails, an upscale version of what I saw yesterday. I know a lot of you like Kim at 544. To me this girl looked better, but I'm not a fan of fake and Botox.

https://cityxguide.com/escorts/asian...mzing-21259759

[Marshst924]

Sounds good right. It was horrible.

544- Kim has a lot of Botox going on. Still pretty attractive. Complete shutout. Been years since that's happened to me. I knew I was in trouble when mama was asking about my membership card. WTF? Also only let me go 30 instead of hour. 10 dollar tip. Massage wasn't very good and zero extras. I let my hands wonder but should have been more aggressive I guess.

Ace- went straight there. Big fat white dude walks out. Closed. The ceiling fell in due to the rain.

Massage- that was the only name on the big yellow sign hanging on the building. 300 yards from Ace on the side of one of the main buildings. No clue what I was walking into here. Only had a half hr at this point. She said I should have went a full hr. No extras. She was okay looking but wore baggy clothing and the place was a dump. Name was Lisa. You guys could probably swing a HE here if you want to give it a visit or two.

K-spa- later in the day. Ripoff. I was in and out in 40 minutes. 220 all in. I was frustrated from my day earlier and I knew I was overpaying. I didn't care and just wanted to seal the deal. I thought FS and she gave a half-assed CBJ with mostly HE. So I told her we're doing Russian. I was highly annoyed at this point. Mama who is 70 gave me the table shower. My girl had a shit ton of Botox and patches all over her body- little round ones and huge ones the size of a mouse pad on her ass and back. If there are attractive girls who provide good service here, I didn't draw them.

Fucking miserable day and these are the days that make me want to give it up. Are you guys holding out the good places on me? LOL. Should I just stay in tomorrow? I think 544 thought I was a cop. I'm 40, in pretty good shape, and have a military cut. Had I been satisfied there, the rest of this train wreck never would have happened. And why do these girls now get so much Botox that they look like the elephant man?

[Luvbb]

Holy crap, I went to 544 for the first time. This chick was stunning, which is a word I don't use often, said her name was Kim. Did hhr, massage didn't suck, unlike with Ace, FS was amazing. So the question is how can I keep that one for me. Asking for a friend .

[AsianLever]

Went by yesterday one girl working, had to wait about 20 minutes. Like a dummy gave her house fee up front for an hour, should have just left and come back. Anyway she walks into room, starts negotiating right away wants to know how much I pay and what I want. After negotiating got bbj and naked for 80, way to much in my opinion, I should have paid her to keep her clothes on. Friendly and pretty much all was on the menu, jr couldn't get into it. She might appeal to others, just wasnt my cup of tea. The massage was half way decent and the free table shower was ok. She wanted to get him clean before she tasted him. Good luck out there. As I was leaving another lady came out the back, very well dressed and jr and I both took notice. Maybe next time. Think her name was Dani or some form of that name.

And the serial negotiator most likely Lily. I find that too be such a buzzkill. Bonerkill as well LOL. She did the same thing to me 6 weeks ago. Even made me show her my empty pockets after I told her I brought 50. She's the first to offer FS there as far as I can recall.

[MtnPlayer]

Went by yesterday one girl working, had to wait about 20 minutes. Like a dummy gave her house fee up front for an hour, should have just left and come back. Anyway she walks into room, starts negotiating right away wants to know how much I pay and what I want. After negotiating got bbj and naked for 80, way to much in my opinion, I should have paid her to keep her clothes on. Friendly and pretty much all was on the menu, jr couldn't get into it. She might appeal to others, just wasnt my cup of tea. The massage was half way decent and the free table shower was ok. She wanted to get him clean before she tasted him. Good luck out there. As I was leaving another lady came out the back, very well dressed and jr and I both took notice. Maybe next time. Think her name was Dani or some form of that name.

[LoveARub]

Hey fellas. Back in town and you're always good to me. What's the best FS AMP in the area at the moment? PMs are fine.

Also, any eros quality girls besides Brittany? I don't mind splurging.

And Chrystie Lynn, or whatever she goes by now. She's on Eros. Very tall, lots of add-ons, but a good time.

[Marshst924]

Hey fellas. Back in town and you're always good to me. What's the best FS AMP in the area at the moment? PMs are fine.

Also, any eros quality girls besides Brittany? I don't mind splurging.

[PorschePanAm]

Went to Spa 544 and in walks Yami. Same girl that goes by Me-You, that's been there for awhile now and I've seen on numerous occasions. Great table shower with plenty of teasing and attention to detail. She's got an amazing body, great ass, tight and very wet kitty. She gets into the massage and is nice and sweaty by when the time comes for the real fun. Def GFE. She's going on vacation for two months and this is her last week. I'll definitely go back before she leaves.