Adult Theatres In Miami

[Chef Enzo]

Yeah everyone's heard about your supermogersupreemo experiences:

Ok I went to Miami Playground on 12/3 around 3am and I talked to the so-called Pakistanian guy about the live girls and asked if they were actually there and he said they're gone so I guess they usually leave aroudn 3am or before. Then I went the next night before 1am on 12/4 and I walked throught the private viewing booths and some spanish guy with a mop said "man it stinks in there" in spanish. As I walked in there where they sell sextoys I looked to my left and I see this lady sitting on the couch and she waved at me and I said to myself hmmm looks familiar, no wait somethings wrong and she said Hi to me and I said Hi and she said would you likie a tree tour and I said sure now here's where I freaked out, She or he said "well just to let you know I'm a transexual and I looked around to make sure I was alone and while I turned my head and did a 180 I said to myself ewww for a quick second so I followed it to the room and she said $10 for the viewing booth behind the glass and that I could masterbate and I said "masterbate" and she said "yeah thats right which last about 8 maybe 10min then they'res the shower dance which is about $20 and the lapdance for about $40 maybe $50 depends on the girl I guess and she said they're other offers too. I'm like "oh boy I wonder what other offers she has on the side. Maybe back alley sex. And she said would you like to try and I said no not now I'm on my way home I had a long day and she said before you go home you still wanna try and I still declined and that was it. So I was looking at the chunky chicks section for $49. 99 next to the bang bus which I wanna get which is also the same price.

Folks this place is not as bad as I thought. It's been there for as long as I remember. Maybe more than 20yrs I think. Glenn don't insult me about this report. It didn't happend in the booth and I swear to all you mongers. It's not like I got chained which a bunch of trannies at the bottom of the sea or that I'm some kind of a trannie sailor. At around 3:30am on 12/3 on flagler I saw about 8cops on 52av that stopped this guy. I think he was attacking a couple of SW's or something caue I saw these SW's about 3min before the cops got there but who knows. On 12/4 I was on flagler and lejeune and I saw a BSW on lejeune and 3st. Once in a while you'll see a SW on lejuene between flagler and 8st which is they're usual route. I also saw this homeless black lady (not a SW but she could be) twice on flagler and lejeune at the bus stop. First time I saw her she was bitching about some ho's while she was standing in front of BK and the second time which was last night she was in front of shell.

I got screwed for the 2nd time. I arrived at miami playground and they're was a different person who I really thought it was a woman but also turned out to be another tranny. As I put my $10 I let out my dick and started masterbating and as soon as she took off the uniform I thought I was looking at a pussy but low and behold guess what I saw that came out from between the legs, yeah that's right a turtledick, yes a real dick so I said "now wait a minute" you didn't tell me you're a shemale or transexual I want my money back and she said sorry no refunds so I put my shorts on and left real quick and said "oh god, ohhhh godd, ohhh godd like 3 times. What a dissapointment.

Luzer! You need to go there and spend New Year's Eve with the boiz and goils.

[BigLou107]

Adult Theatrer post here. I heard about the sex scene in adult theartres in Miami. I know one in US1 and 280st. Any others in the Miami area? Broward maybe? Miami Playground has live girls