Tijuana Reports

[GuardMan]

Anyone want to head down tonight? I'm in the OC.

How was HK on Christmas eve?

[Acura8888]

Whoa! Encountered the Mermaids doorman many times but have never partaken. I have had beers / tequila in the bar area once but strangely was not approached by the girls. Maybe it was too early in the day. What is the total damage for these Mermaid girls (room fee + price for girl)? How old are they / do they compare to HK girls? Is there any actual massage available?

Used the service a couple of times. I think I paid 80 for 45 minutes and than 100 for 60 minutes all inclusive. Both times were above average GND. One under 25 the other under 35.

[StubbornMule]

Solastalgia.

I did however elect to partake in a Mermaids massage girl late afternoon. I made friends with that place my last trip down in October after forestalling the door guy countless times on prior visits. I was delighted and immediately sent the 411 out to all my boys and exclaimed that I couldn't believe I had slept on the place the whole time. As part of the service Sunday I had one of the most memorable chupas of my life. Top 3 all time without a shadow of a doubt, and that's really saying something. As a matter of fact, I stopped the girl less than 3 minutes in because I didn't want a false start after paying for half and half. In fact, I had tried to negotiate the oral "sin condon" and am now very thankful that we couldn't come to an agreement as that would have been an unforeseen disaster. She'd have made quick work of me.

I decided to leave shortly after they walked out together. It was getting late, and I wanted to check Mermaids again to look for a chica I had narrowly passed on when I had been in there late Sunday afternoon. My luck was in. She was working and was my last punt of the trip. A sexy Dominican spinner with a deceptively massive rack. When I stepped out of the shower, she had them un-holstered and I about lost my mind. Keep in mind, I'm not a boob guy. The service was outstanding, and the massage was perfect. Three for three and batting a thousand so far at Mermaids all time. And I slept on that place for years, how embarasing.

Whoa! Encountered the Mermaids doorman many times but have never partaken. I have had beers / tequila in the bar area once but strangely was not approached by the girls. Maybe it was too early in the day. What is the total damage for these Mermaid girls (room fee + price for girl)? How old are they / do they compare to HK girls? Is there any actual massage available?

[TheSwampHawk]

I don't get to TJ often, now that I've moved from SoCal and retired; but you brought back tons of GREAT memories. Thanks!

HH, SS,

-SH.

Solastalgia.

So.

Introduced my brother from another mother (a San Diego native) to Cattle Decapitation at their concert this Saturday prior at the Observatory North Park. It was his first ever "metal show". He doesn't go home, he goes big. He's a god like that.

Despite several of our beverages ending up on the floor (the vibrations were knocking them over on the VIP table), we had a great time. At one point I was on my way back to the balcony after hitting the downstairs front bar for refills and ran into one of Cattle's guitarists (Josh) who was gracious enough to allow a selfie. As I noticed him I reflexively uttered something to the effect of "What in the? I bet the look on my face was priceless. I couldn't have been more proud of my Amigo whom ventured down to the floor for some healthy pit time not once but twice. He's a champion like that. In other news, before the show I did get to partake in some of North Parks finer eats and even walked by an Asian Massage Parlor that I'm almost positive I've read about in this forum. It's on my agenda for a future visit, perhaps next summer. Before I catch a Padres game.

After, the plan was to head to La Zona. We'd hang into the wee hours Sunday, then I'd be solo-dolo until my flight back to Vegas late Tuesday. Fortunately, we got down to the Zona before midnight. I was concerned about missing the 01:00 deadline for check-in. After I got sorted at Rizo we hopped most all the bars, most of which were pretty crowded even La Gloria, Gold Palace, etc. ; and HK had both sides open. Pretty much what I've come to expect on a Saturday night. We had pre-gamed prior to the show, and because I'm a lightweight I was already pretty heady before we started our rounds in La Zona. In addition, and because I am a shit wing-man; I urged my Amigo on to explore more bars while we were in Hong Kong staring at Tea Saucer sized pink areolas sitting on top of some of the biggest naturals I have ever seen on this five foot nuthin' chica shawty. She was a brick house. He was really feeling her, and I wish I could have that one back for him. I was already getting faded so I wasn't in my optimum form; apologies amigo. I did notice an inordinate amount of Policia Municipal pick-up trucks on the prowl for their holiday bonuses that night, so be forewarned if you plan on a quick visit before the holidays. Don't be that guy, don't feed the trolls.

We did eventually end up with a couple of nice chicas in Tropical many bebidas later. It was around 03:00 from what I can make out from some loose text chains. I don't remember leaving the bar or going to my room, taking out my contacts, the girl leaving etc. Despite having a few fotos of her on my phone, I really don't remember much of the girl, but from what I can tell from the pics she was pretty. I do remember having a rare case of whiskey dick. But she took it like a champ. From where I stopped my playlist I was able to determine that she was in my room for well over an hour. When I dragged my sorry ass out of bed Sunday around 15:00, I noticed stains on my sheets and the jimmy in the trash can was shredded and in 3 pieces. So that happened.

I spent most of Sunday recovering and called it early after not seeing anything of interest in the bars. I did however elect to partake in a Mermaids massage girl late afternoon. I made friends with that place my last trip down in October after forestalling the door guy countless times on prior visits. I was delighted and immediately sent the 411 out to all my boys and exclaimed that I couldn't believe I had slept on the place the whole time. As part of the service Sunday I had one of the most memorable chupas of my life. Top 3 all time without a shadow of a doubt, and that's really saying something. As a matter of fact, I stopped the girl less than 3 minutes in because I didn't want a false start after paying for half and half. In fact, I had tried to negotiate the oral "sin condon" and am now very thankful that we couldn't come to an agreement as that would have been an unforeseen disaster. She'd have made quick work of me.

Started off the day Monday with a cup of intenso from OXXO while I scouted the early morning paradita talent. Grabbed a spinner about halfway up the hill on the east side of Constitution. I'm not positive, but I think she was a repeat from back in '19, would have been my first paradita ever if so. I spent breakfast at Azul day dreaming about how amazing life would be if I could just grab a girl off the streets for $40 in Vegas while enjoying my morning coffee. These other cultures get it, they see the big picture. Community pussy is a necessary evil. Such a shame that the powers that be in modern puritanic american culture just can't get that simple truth through their collective heads. Spent the afternoon Monday relaxing at the clubs. I. E. - The only show in town at those hours; HK.

While in HK I was looking for two girls that I missed out on on my prior trip. One was an "impossible face", one of two that trip. I had snagged "face #2" that trip, but "face #1" I just couldn't get close to; she'd always get grabbed before I'd get to her or would already be otherwise occupied. The other was a "soapy / shaving cream" girl that I had seen performing on the stage in back more than once. That was a bucket list thing, I still to this day haven't arriba'd one. In an interesting twist of fate, I was in HK that same prior trip with a TJ Amigo 30 minutes before I needed to check out. We were there for the sole purpose of showing him "face #1". While we were watching her dance on the front stage, a mesero brought the "soapy" girl over to me while bringing yet another girl to my amigo. Lucifer bared his cruel smile as I was forced to politely decline due to the obvious time constraint, Thus missing both girls in spectacular fashion.

As luck would have it, there had been no sign of face #1 this trip. She was probably in Europe for the holidays with one of her sugar daddies. However, shortly after I sat at the front bar and mixed my tequila shot with a redbull over ice, the "soapy girl" climbed the front stage to dance. I planned on inviting her for a ficha while watching her dance waiting for her to finish. I even tucked a Washington into her panties to signal my interest. Unfortunately Lucifer smiled yet again as a veteran more savvy than I gestured a tipping bottle in her direction as he helped her off the stage mid song. Yet another lesson learned. I continued to watch the rest of the talent on display as more chicas came on shift while nursing my cocktail. A few girls approached and I sent them on their way with "lo siento no gracias" propinas. About the time I was considering moving on, the soapy girl fresh from her earlier arriba rolled up on me. I offered her a drink and we headed to the booth. She seemed nice enough, but it turned out to be the shortest ficha all time for me. I got straight to the point, wanting to know what she would not do in the room. I even specifically stated that I was asking because "Hong Kong girls can be uptight". After a long list of "no"s including no besos or daty, I easily made the determination that her service was on par with a paradita, and was tempted to tell her so. Doubting that she'd accept the $40 that I would think to offer for said services, I politely thanked her for her time and told her that it was nice to meet her. At least I think I did, my espanol is still very clumsy. I don't think she had yet taken 2 drinks of her cocktail when I got up from the table. The look on her face was priceless. To her credit, she didn't order vino. I hadn't ficha'd any HK chicas this trip and forgot to specify "no vino". So I'll give her props for that.

I immediately left the bar and headed to Tropical to get my free drink. Started on another Don Julio and redbull which has become my new "go-to" while in the zona. I used to just do shots of tequila, but I've become accustomed to the lift I get from the energy drink, plus they mix famously. Anyway, I was sitting watching the main stage when a chica hugged me from behind and started whispering in my ear. I caught almost nothing of what she said, but appreciated her bold approach and bought her una cerveza. She was sweet enough, but I couldn't wait to get rid of her. After taking a better look, I noticed her complexion was quite rough and the front of her grill was jacked. She also had that meth hardbody that is so prevalent in my town, and breath that I imagined a rancid squid would smell like. Thankfully, not long after she said "Adios" a gorgeous MILF sat down next to me.

I didn't catch the name of her puebla, but she said it is far south in Mexico not far from Guatemala. She had that exotic Central American Asian thing going on that drives me crazy. I immediately offered her a ficha, and we had the usual small talk. Once we got down to business I asked her "Maybe you can help me?, girls from Hong Kong are so uptight". She told me not to worry, there was nothing that she wouldn't do, she wanted me to be happy. Now that's what I'm talking about. A proper puta that takes her job seriously. As an aside, while in a state of reflection during the last day of my visit, I had a moment of distilled clarity concisely defining my current issue with the talent at Hong Kong, and why I rarely ever pull chicas from there anymore. The problem with Hong Kong Club is that it's full of prostitutes that have convinced themselves that they are models. The Portuguese have a saying that will be with me until I die: "Os olhos tambem precisam comer". That is the purpose HK serves for me now. Back to the Tropical MILF, we didn't waste any time getting up to my room. She lived up to her word and exceeded my expectations in every way; I was satisfied to the core of my being. I'm going to miss her.

I spent most of the rest of the afternoon enjoying good food, resting, and relaxing. I've been in the Zona enough times now that I know how to pace myself. That urgent compulsion to always be in a chica bar due to fomo is long behind me. Early evening I did venture over to Chicago Club with the intent of nursing a few beverages while watching some pole action. Not long after I was in my booth a mesero brought over a tall lanky blonde that reminded me of a well known celebrity. Since I'm mostly into chocolate and brunettes, I was about to waive her off when she told the mesero in perfect English "I'm just going to talk to him for a few minutes then I'll go". Though she wasn't really my type (and I was transparent with her), for once I was in the mood for company and I'm not going to lie I had long since grown weary of stumbling around with my pathetic Spanish. She seemed a good kid (relatively speaking), and good company. She told me she was a half Spanish half Portuguese Sinaloan native. She had family in the states and was a fan of Slipknot, so we had plenty to talk about. I bought her a few fichas while we discussed many things including a tentative morning cita before she had to report to the club Tuesday. I gave her my digits and suggested she text me when she was up and around. I told her I was an early riser and suggested we shoot for 09:30 ish as she was scheduled at 11:00. When I was ready to roll out she asked for the remainder of my redbull because she was exhausted; she looked it too. I let her walk away from the table with the last of it, then headed back to Rizo to call it an early night in La Zona for the second time in as many days.

I slept like the dead until about 03:30 in the morning when I awoke in my bed in Rizo with a murderboner. I was pretty groggy, but my motivational speaker was desperately wanting me to seek out a Paradita with oral skills to rock us back to sleep. I tossed and turned while considering following my thirsty little friend's suggestion, but I knew that I would be taking huge and unecesary risk of getting rolled by pinche Policia at that hour. I never really got back to sleep after that, and found myself checking my phone often for a text from the Chicago blonde confirming that she'd be stopping by. You may find this shocking and somewhat controversial, but she flaked. I guess it was all to the good, because in truth she seemed sketched during our time together with my preference for the sistas, and I wasn't entirely sure she wasn't a racist. So there's that. Hopefully she scored a TLN, or was spending time with her sugar daddy. Oddly enough, I did receive a random text from an O. C. Area code around the time I was expecting her text for the cita. Could have been a coincidence, could have been something else. She never did report to Chicago for her shift, at least she wasn't there while I was watching girls dance Tuesday afternoon before I had to check out. I almost took up a near GILF spinner while I was at Chicago that I have seen in the club many times before. She wears a silly curly blond wig with bangs and has a bricked face, but her body is insane. I watched her grinding nekkid on a punter at the bar after dancing her routine on the front stage. I was thankful it was him, because her dance had brought the motivational speaker to life, and I'm certain I would have found myself paying for a short time at Jalos. She was enjoying her ficha and I was going to move on her if he didn't arriba her. She got eem of course. She knows what she is doing.

I decided to leave shortly after they walked out together. It was getting late, and I wanted to check Mermaids again to look for a chica I had narrowly passed on when I had been in there late Sunday afternoon. My luck was in. She was working and was my last punt of the trip. A sexy Dominican spinner with a deceptively massive rack. When I stepped out of the shower, she had them un-holstered and I about lost my mind. Keep in mind, I'm not a boob guy. The service was outstanding, and the massage was perfect. Three for three and batting a thousand so far at Mermaids all time. And I slept on that place for years, how embarasing. I was going to return to HK for one more drink after the massage. I was thinking I didn't need to check out of the Zona until close to 17:00 and had plenty of time left. With reports of long lines at the border I used my better judgement and decided against it. In retrospect that was indeed the correct call as the line at the border was brutal.

And with that, another Tijuana trip fades to memory to become legend.

[JohnSmith21]

Anyone want to head down tonight? I'm in the OC.

[Rosco Rules]

Thanks for taking the time to provide us with an outstanding report amigo.

And now my vote for best line of the year.

"The problem with Hong Kong Club is that it's full of prostitutes that have convinced themselves that they are models. ".

[Problems]

Solastalgia.

So.

Introduced my brother from another mother (a San Diego native) to Cattle Decapitation at their concert this Saturday prior at the Observatory North Park. It was his first ever "metal show". He doesn't go home, he goes big. He's a god like that.

Despite several of our beverages ending up on the floor (the vibrations were knocking them over on the VIP table), we had a great time. At one point I was on my way back to the balcony after hitting the downstairs front bar for refills and ran into one of Cattle's guitarists (Josh) who was gracious enough to allow a selfie. As I noticed him I reflexively uttered something to the effect of "What in the? I bet the look on my face was priceless. I couldn't have been more proud of my Amigo whom ventured down to the floor for some healthy pit time not once but twice. He's a champion like that. In other news, before the show I did get to partake in some of North Parks finer eats and even walked by an Asian Massage Parlor that I'm almost positive I've read about in this forum. It's on my agenda for a future visit, perhaps next summer. Before I catch a Padres game.

After, the plan was to head to La Zona. We'd hang into the wee hours Sunday, then I'd be solo-dolo until my flight back to Vegas late Tuesday. Fortunately, we got down to the Zona before midnight. I was concerned about missing the 01:00 deadline for check-in. After I got sorted at Rizo we hopped most all the bars, most of which were pretty crowded even La Gloria, Gold Palace, etc. ; and HK had both sides open. Pretty much what I've come to expect on a Saturday night. We had pre-gamed prior to the show, and because I'm a lightweight I was already pretty heady before we started our rounds in La Zona. In addition, and because I am a shit wing-man; I urged my Amigo on to explore more bars while we were in Hong Kong staring at Tea Saucer sized pink areolas sitting on top of some of the biggest naturals I have ever seen on this five foot nuthin' chica shawty. She was a brick house. He was really feeling her, and I wish I could have that one back for him. I was already getting faded so I wasn't in my optimum form; apologies amigo. I did notice an inordinate amount of Policia Municipal pick-up trucks on the prowl for their holiday bonuses that night, so be forewarned if you plan on a quick visit before the holidays. Don't be that guy, don't feed the trolls.

We did eventually end up with a couple of nice chicas in Tropical many bebidas later. It was around 03:00 from what I can make out from some loose text chains. I don't remember leaving the bar or going to my room, taking out my contacts, the girl leaving etc. Despite having a few fotos of her on my phone, I really don't remember much of the girl, but from what I can tell from the pics she was pretty. I do remember having a rare case of whiskey dick. But she took it like a champ. From where I stopped my playlist I was able to determine that she was in my room for well over an hour. When I dragged my sorry ass out of bed Sunday around 15:00, I noticed stains on my sheets and the jimmy in the trash can was shredded and in 3 pieces. So that happened.

I spent most of Sunday recovering and called it early after not seeing anything of interest in the bars. I did however elect to partake in a Mermaids massage girl late afternoon. I made friends with that place my last trip down in October after forestalling the door guy countless times on prior visits. I was delighted and immediately sent the 411 out to all my boys and exclaimed that I couldn't believe I had slept on the place the whole time. As part of the service Sunday I had one of the most memorable chupas of my life. Top 3 all time without a shadow of a doubt, and that's really saying something. As a matter of fact, I stopped the girl less than 3 minutes in because I didn't want a false start after paying for half and half. In fact, I had tried to negotiate the oral "sin condon" and am now very thankful that we couldn't come to an agreement as that would have been an unforeseen disaster. She'd have made quick work of me.

Started off the day Monday with a cup of intenso from OXXO while I scouted the early morning paradita talent. Grabbed a spinner about halfway up the hill on the east side of Constitution. I'm not positive, but I think she was a repeat from back in '19, would have been my first paradita ever if so. I spent breakfast at Azul day dreaming about how amazing life would be if I could just grab a girl off the streets for $40 in Vegas while enjoying my morning coffee. These other cultures get it, they see the big picture. Community pussy is a necessary evil. Such a shame that the powers that be in modern puritanic american culture just can't get that simple truth through their collective heads. Spent the afternoon Monday relaxing at the clubs. I. E. - The only show in town at those hours; HK.

While in HK I was looking for two girls that I missed out on on my prior trip. One was an "impossible face", one of two that trip. I had snagged "face #2" that trip, but "face #1" I just couldn't get close to; she'd always get grabbed before I'd get to her or would already be otherwise occupied. The other was a "soapy / shaving cream" girl that I had seen performing on the stage in back more than once. That was a bucket list thing, I still to this day haven't arriba'd one. In an interesting twist of fate, I was in HK that same prior trip with a TJ Amigo 30 minutes before I needed to check out. We were there for the sole purpose of showing him "face #1". While we were watching her dance on the front stage, a mesero brought the "soapy" girl over to me while bringing yet another girl to my amigo. Lucifer bared his cruel smile as I was forced to politely decline due to the obvious time constraint, Thus missing both girls in spectacular fashion.

As luck would have it, there had been no sign of face #1 this trip. She was probably in Europe for the holidays with one of her sugar daddies. However, shortly after I sat at the front bar and mixed my tequila shot with a redbull over ice, the "soapy girl" climbed the front stage to dance. I planned on inviting her for a ficha while watching her dance waiting for her to finish. I even tucked a Washington into her panties to signal my interest. Unfortunately Lucifer smiled yet again as a veteran more savvy than I gestured a tipping bottle in her direction as he helped her off the stage mid song. Yet another lesson learned. I continued to watch the rest of the talent on display as more chicas came on shift while nursing my cocktail. A few girls approached and I sent them on their way with "lo siento no gracias" propinas. About the time I was considering moving on, the soapy girl fresh from her earlier arriba rolled up on me. I offered her a drink and we headed to the booth. She seemed nice enough, but it turned out to be the shortest ficha all time for me. I got straight to the point, wanting to know what she would not do in the room. I even specifically stated that I was asking because "Hong Kong girls can be uptight". After a long list of "no"s including no besos or daty, I easily made the determination that her service was on par with a paradita, and was tempted to tell her so. Doubting that she'd accept the $40 that I would think to offer for said services, I politely thanked her for her time and told her that it was nice to meet her. At least I think I did, my espanol is still very clumsy. I don't think she had yet taken 2 drinks of her cocktail when I got up from the table. The look on her face was priceless. To her credit, she didn't order vino. I hadn't ficha'd any HK chicas this trip and forgot to specify "no vino". So I'll give her props for that.

I immediately left the bar and headed to Tropical to get my free drink. Started on another Don Julio and redbull which has become my new "go-to" while in the zona. I used to just do shots of tequila, but I've become accustomed to the lift I get from the energy drink, plus they mix famously. Anyway, I was sitting watching the main stage when a chica hugged me from behind and started whispering in my ear. I caught almost nothing of what she said, but appreciated her bold approach and bought her una cerveza. She was sweet enough, but I couldn't wait to get rid of her. After taking a better look, I noticed her complexion was quite rough and the front of her grill was jacked. She also had that meth hardbody that is so prevalent in my town, and breath that I imagined a rancid squid would smell like. Thankfully, not long after she said "Adios" a gorgeous MILF sat down next to me.

I didn't catch the name of her puebla, but she said it is far south in Mexico not far from Guatemala. She had that exotic Central American Asian thing going on that drives me crazy. I immediately offered her a ficha, and we had the usual small talk. Once we got down to business I asked her "Maybe you can help me?, girls from Hong Kong are so uptight". She told me not to worry, there was nothing that she wouldn't do, she wanted me to be happy. Now that's what I'm talking about. A proper puta that takes her job seriously. As an aside, while in a state of reflection during the last day of my visit, I had a moment of distilled clarity concisely defining my current issue with the talent at Hong Kong, and why I rarely ever pull chicas from there anymore. The problem with Hong Kong Club is that it's full of prostitutes that have convinced themselves that they are models. The Portuguese have a saying that will be with me until I die: "Os olhos tambem precisam comer". That is the purpose HK serves for me now. Back to the Tropical MILF, we didn't waste any time getting up to my room. She lived up to her word and exceeded my expectations in every way; I was satisfied to the core of my being. I'm going to miss her.

I spent most of the rest of the afternoon enjoying good food, resting, and relaxing. I've been in the Zona enough times now that I know how to pace myself. That urgent compulsion to always be in a chica bar due to fomo is long behind me. Early evening I did venture over to Chicago Club with the intent of nursing a few beverages while watching some pole action. Not long after I was in my booth a mesero brought over a tall lanky blonde that reminded me of a well known celebrity. Since I'm mostly into chocolate and brunettes, I was about to waive her off when she told the mesero in perfect English "I'm just going to talk to him for a few minutes then I'll go". Though she wasn't really my type (and I was transparent with her), for once I was in the mood for company and I'm not going to lie I had long since grown weary of stumbling around with my pathetic Spanish. She seemed a good kid (relatively speaking), and good company. She told me she was a half Spanish half Portuguese Sinaloan native. She had family in the states and was a fan of Slipknot, so we had plenty to talk about. I bought her a few fichas while we discussed many things including a tentative morning cita before she had to report to the club Tuesday. I gave her my digits and suggested she text me when she was up and around. I told her I was an early riser and suggested we shoot for 09:30 ish as she was scheduled at 11:00. When I was ready to roll out she asked for the remainder of my redbull because she was exhausted; she looked it too. I let her walk away from the table with the last of it, then headed back to Rizo to call it an early night in La Zona for the second time in as many days.

I slept like the dead until about 03:30 in the morning when I awoke in my bed in Rizo with a murderboner. I was pretty groggy, but my motivational speaker was desperately wanting me to seek out a Paradita with oral skills to rock us back to sleep. I tossed and turned while considering following my thirsty little friend's suggestion, but I knew that I would be taking huge and unecesary risk of getting rolled by pinche Policia at that hour. I never really got back to sleep after that, and found myself checking my phone often for a text from the Chicago blonde confirming that she'd be stopping by. You may find this shocking and somewhat controversial, but she flaked. I guess it was all to the good, because in truth she seemed sketched during our time together with my preference for the sistas, and I wasn't entirely sure she wasn't a racist. So there's that. Hopefully she scored a TLN, or was spending time with her sugar daddy. Oddly enough, I did receive a random text from an O. C. Area code around the time I was expecting her text for the cita. Could have been a coincidence, could have been something else. She never did report to Chicago for her shift, at least she wasn't there while I was watching girls dance Tuesday afternoon before I had to check out. I almost took up a near GILF spinner while I was at Chicago that I have seen in the club many times before. She wears a silly curly blond wig with bangs and has a bricked face, but her body is insane. I watched her grinding nekkid on a punter at the bar after dancing her routine on the front stage. I was thankful it was him, because her dance had brought the motivational speaker to life, and I'm certain I would have found myself paying for a short time at Jalos. She was enjoying her ficha and I was going to move on her if he didn't arriba her. She got eem of course. She knows what she is doing.

I decided to leave shortly after they walked out together. It was getting late, and I wanted to check Mermaids again to look for a chica I had narrowly passed on when I had been in there late Sunday afternoon. My luck was in. She was working and was my last punt of the trip. A sexy Dominican spinner with a deceptively massive rack. When I stepped out of the shower, she had them un-holstered and I about lost my mind. Keep in mind, I'm not a boob guy. The service was outstanding, and the massage was perfect. Three for three and batting a thousand so far at Mermaids all time. And I slept on that place for years, how embarasing. I was going to return to HK for one more drink after the massage. I was thinking I didn't need to check out of the Zona until close to 17:00 and had plenty of time left. With reports of long lines at the border I used my better judgement and decided against it. In retrospect that was indeed the correct call as the line at the border was brutal.

And with that, another Tijuana trip fades to memory to become legend.

[MongerSeeker]

TJ is fairly safe. But it is always a good idea to see who is walking behind you.

I will have some time to myself in the first week of January, and am planning to venture out to the infamous TJ. It will be my first time. After reading many excellent reviews on this board, my plan is fly over to San Diego airport in the evening (around 9 pm), take the trolley to the border, walk through Pedeast, and ride the shuttle to HK. As much as I could read, I am still a bit nervous:

1) Is it safe to get there solo at around 10 pm-ish? Will the HK shuttle be running that late?

2) I will stay in Cascadas. If I find a chica I like in HK, can I just take her up to my room and pay for her time only? What would be the going rate for the girls?

3) Will the chicas return to work from the holidays? I am afraid there won't be enough options right after the new year.

4) I know zero Spanish. Do the girls bother to deal with me if they don't speak English?

5) Any precautions I should take?

These are the questions I can think of now, and would highly appreciate it if my fellow mongers could answer so that I can have a peace of mind. TYIA!

[SKWalker]

Bunch of thanks man! I will definitely stick to my guns so as not to inflate the market.

1. Yes, it's safe even at that time. There's a good chance you might bump into other mongers looking to get there as well.

2. Yes you can take her to your room and pay. If she's within working hours you will have 1 hour max with her unless you buy a $50 beer bucket which will buy you an extra 30 minutes on top of the hour. The going rate should be $100 but keep in mind a lot of girls will try to get more if they think they're able to. Anywhere from $120 to $150, possibly more if they have GPS. Stick to your guns at the 100-120 range and don't over spend fucking up the market for your fellow mongers.

3. Although a lot of girls will be away on vacation, there are always plenty of options.

4. Several girls can speak decent English. Ask a waiter to help you find one if you can't. Download the google translate app, girls are used to using it for negotiations.

5. Same precautions you would take anywhere else. If you stay within the area HK is located at and don't venture out off the beaten paths you should be fine.

[Nothing24]

1) Is it safe to get there solo at around 10 pm-ish? Will the HK shuttle be running that late?

2) I will stay in Cascadas. If I find a chica I like in HK, can I just take her up to my room and pay for her time only? What would be the going rate for the girls?

3) Will the chicas return to work from the holidays? I am afraid there won't be enough options right after the new year.

4) I know zero Spanish. Do the girls bother to deal with me if they don't speak English?

5) Any precautions I should take?

These are the questions I can think of now, and would highly appreciate it if my fellow mongers could answer so that I can have a peace of mind. TYIA!

1. Yes, it's safe even at that time. There's a good chance you might bump into other mongers looking to get there as well.

2. Yes you can take her to your room and pay. If she's within working hours you will have 1 hour max with her unless you buy a $50 beer bucket which will buy you an extra 30 minutes on top of the hour. The going rate should be $100 but keep in mind a lot of girls will try to get more if they think they're able to. Anywhere from $120 to $150, possibly more if they have GPS. Stick to your guns at the 100-120 range and don't over spend fucking up the market for your fellow mongers.

3. Although a lot of girls will be away on vacation, there are always plenty of options.

4. Several girls can speak decent English. Ask a waiter to help you find one if you can't. Download the google translate app, girls are used to using it for negotiations.

5. Same precautions you would take anywhere else. If you stay within the area HK is located at and don't venture out off the beaten paths you should be fine.

[SKWalker]

I will have some time to myself in the first week of January, and am planning to venture out to the infamous TJ. It will be my first time. After reading many excellent reviews on this board, my plan is fly over to San Diego airport in the evening (around 9 pm), take the trolley to the border, walk through Pedeast, and ride the shuttle to HK. As much as I could read, I am still a bit nervous:

1) Is it safe to get there solo at around 10 pm-ish? Will the HK shuttle be running that late?

2) I will stay in Cascadas. If I find a chica I like in HK, can I just take her up to my room and pay for her time only? What would be the going rate for the girls?

3) Will the chicas return to work from the holidays? I am afraid there won't be enough options right after the new year.

4) I know zero Spanish. Do the girls bother to deal with me if they don't speak English?

5) Any precautions I should take?

These are the questions I can think of now, and would highly appreciate it if my fellow mongers could answer so that I can have a peace of mind. TYIA!

[MongerSeeker]

Avoid the ATM's in the Zona. They are well known for charging oultandish ATM fees. You should go to a bank ATM is you need to get some money. There is a few banks near 2nd & Revolucion.

Went to HK for the first time last night. I was lucky enough to find street parking on the US side that wasn't too far from the border crossing. Some guys offered to taxi me straight there for $90, which seemed ridiculous, so I opted to not do that. I just got walked the whole way. It's not even a full 1. 5 miles, and I walk fast, so I'm not going to waste my money like that.

This place is huge, and talk about the "paradox of choice. " There were dozens of girls that were worth picking from. I wasn't trying to get a room this visit, which KINDA worked against me, because so many of them had zero interest in giving lap dances. It was still a lot of fun.

The ATMs outside of HK. Do they charge $100 to pull money? My Spanish is shit, but those numbers didn't look right, so I ended up not getting a "refill" this visit, which is probably for the better anyway. LOL.

[TJ Dog]

Went to HK for the first time last night. I was lucky enough to find street parking on the US side that wasn't too far from the border crossing. Some guys offered to taxi me straight there for $90, which seemed ridiculous, so I opted to not do that. I just got walked the whole way. It's not even a full 1. 5 miles, and I walk fast, so I'm not going to waste my money like that.

This place is huge, and talk about the "paradox of choice. " There were dozens of girls that were worth picking from. I wasn't trying to get a room this visit, which KINDA worked against me, because so many of them had zero interest in giving lap dances. It was still a lot of fun.

The ATMs outside of HK. Do they charge $100 to pull money? My Spanish is shit, but those numbers didn't look right, so I ended up not getting a "refill" this visit, which is probably for the better anyway. LOL.

Unless things have changed drastically cab to the Zona should be in $5 range. I think HK has their own limo / shuttle that will take you there for free (plus tip).

Was the HK ATM giving Pesos? If so, that $100 charge would refer to Pesos and amount to a bit over $5.

[Conceited]

Went to HK for the first time last night. I was lucky enough to find street parking on the US side that wasn't too far from the border crossing. Some guys offered to taxi me straight there for $90, which seemed ridiculous, so I opted to not do that. I just got walked the whole way. It's not even a full 1. 5 miles, and I walk fast, so I'm not going to waste my money like that.

This place is huge, and talk about the "paradox of choice. " There were dozens of girls that were worth picking from. I wasn't trying to get a room this visit, which KINDA worked against me, because so many of them had zero interest in giving lap dances. It was still a lot of fun.

The ATMs outside of HK. Do they charge $100 to pull money? My Spanish is shit, but those numbers didn't look right, so I ended up not getting a "refill" this visit, which is probably for the better anyway. LOL.

[Tebdill]

Can you take a SG to Hong Kong's hotel if you are staying there? I have seen they have crazy rules at the hotel. Will hotel allow it? Will SG go there or do they only work out of hotels they are in front of?

The rules are pretty basic, the girl must have I'd, that's it. Otherwise they don't really care who comes into the hotel. I think you're thinking about the fact that they don't allow their girls to go to another hotel _while on shift_, because during their work hours they want the girls to use their hotels. So you can't take a girl from Chicago to cascadas while she's working because Chicago won't allow it, not because Cascadas won't. Off her shift however you're free to do whatever you want.

So onto the sg question, yep you can take them to cascadas, however some of them may not want to go. They usually prefer to work out of the hotels they stand in front of, but you can maybe negotiate this.