Tijuana Reports

[Koolbeans]

In HK local beers like Tecate and Dos Equis ect are $34; premium brands like Heineken, Bohemia ect are $5. A shot of regular tequila like Don Julio 70 costs $5, a chaser adds $3; Patron Silver is the most expensive Tequila, costs $10 a shot.

The girls make commission on fichas on a sliding scale based on their sales volume with competition awards every month. Commission can be up to 70% or $6 if they sell a lot. A few popular girls can sell 500-600 fichas a month, earning $3,000 to 4,000, serious money in Mexico.

Lap dance $21 for 3 songs in a tiny and dark cubicle is a bad deal and has never been popular. Much better mileage to just buy your favorite girl 2 fichas for 45 min to an hour of grinding in the club hehe. In fact Miami room has been converted into a passage way to the Hangar Annex. I don't see the cubicles any more. Don't see meseros pushing lap dances.

Interesting insight into the ficha game. I know all over the world the bars give girls a salary, but they are required to sell a certain number of drinks. As a degenerate, I went down to TJ last night from 9 pm to 2 am. I intended to only meet my regulars, but time in the Zona flies when you're being entertained. I had a session with a regular and she said she makes $2. 5 per drink and an HK girl said she makes $2 per drink. It makes sense they have a sliding scale for their talent. She mentioned she gets a salary and makes more from drinks than going arriba and told me I am "lucky" she goes arriba with me as she tells others she just dances. I asked how much for an overnight and she said $600, which I would never pay as I'm older and the pop per dollar value isn't worth it. She said most nights she gets 100 drinks with combination alcohol and juice. Not sure if her math skills are great as I paid $160 for hr arriba and 100 drinks x $2. 5 is only $250, but she also gets salary. The session wasn't as fun as first time when she was smoking bud, but she got caught by policia and shook her down for $300. She is still a solid GFE provider for me. I thought weed was legal in MX, but apparently not. I actually brought her a pack of hybrid indica while she was out and she loved it. It is amazing how the policia supplement their income, but better than legal troubles. She is going on vacation for a week to Cancun / Tulum in a few days so I'll have to hunt for some more regulars, but I guess that is the fun / pain of trying to weed though the talent.

Another note is to treat the meseros nice as they remember you and bring your favorite girl and drink to you. I walked to the club and the mesero knew what I liked and who I was coming to visit so they went to the back room / changing room to find the girl. I agree with buying drinks as I was in the Miami room and an exotic looking lady named Coco from Chihuahua was dancing and then I bought a fiche. We talked for a bit and she has a son back home and is divorced from a toxic relationship. She eventually got comfortable and started grinding on junior, but I was tapped out for the day. I bought her another ficha and she turned around and popped her boobs out which I started to suck and lick while she was grinding on me. She started to sweat, but I had to get back home. She said she was leaving back to Chihuahua for 2 months and then back to the zona for 2 months. I usually go during the week as I have commitments during the weekend. I was amazed how packed the clubs were on a Wed night. I can't even imagine the sausage fest BO party on the weekends. Either way, being able to quickly access adult Disneyland is a win in my book and HK is my adult petting zoo.

[Captain Solo]

In HK local beers like Tecate and Dos Equis ect are $34; premium brands like Heineken, Bohemia ect are $5. A shot of regular tequila like Don Julio 70 costs $5, a chaser adds $3; Patron Silver is the most expensive Tequila, costs $10 a shot.

The girls make commission on fichas on a sliding scale based on their sales volume with competition awards every month. Commission can be up to 70% or $6 if they sell a lot. A few popular girls can sell 500-600 fichas a month, earning $3,000 to 4,000, serious money in Mexico.

Lap dance $21 for 3 songs in a tiny and dark cubicle is a bad deal and has never been popular. Much better mileage to just buy your favorite girl 2 fichas for 45 min to an hour of grinding in the club hehe. In fact Miami room has been converted into a passage way to the Hangar Annex. I don't see the cubicles any more. Don't see meseros pushing lap dances.

Beers for you are $4. When you buy a beer for a girl it is $9 and she keeps about $1. 50 of that in the form of a ticket ("ficha") that she redeems later. That ficha entitles you to her company for as long as it takes her to drink the beer -- usually 10-20 minutes. Some girls drink fast, some drink slow. Us that time to decide if you want to spend more money on her. Is he sweet? Is she flirty? Is she disinterested? That's what she'll be like in the room.

Lapdances are a ripoff. The girls should dance for you at the table for the price of the ficha. If you want a private room, you can get one. They charge a bucket of fichas, or about $90, for the private room for an hour. While there, the girl will dance for you, and you can negotiate whatever you want. BJs are pretty standard, or even full sex, as long as you pay her rate. Just know that the waiters will be coming in and out to see if you want more drinks. Tip the guy $5 to leave you alone and have some privacy.

But why spend all that on a private lapdance room when you can take the girl to the hotel for $20?

[KC Questor]

Thank you! How much do they charge for each beer? And do they have private lap dances rooms? And if so, will they do anything above the lapdance? I read a story of a guy who said he got a lap dance inside a private rolm and paid the girl extra for a CBJ. Is that true?

Beers for you are $4. When you buy a beer for a girl it is $9 and she keeps about $1. 50 of that in the form of a ticket ("ficha") that she redeems later. That ficha entitles you to her company for as long as it takes her to drink the beer -- usually 10-20 minutes. Some girls drink fast, some drink slow. Us that time to decide if you want to spend more money on her. Is he sweet? Is she flirty? Is she disinterested? That's what she'll be like in the room.

Lapdances are a ripoff. The girls should dance for you at the table for the price of the ficha. If you want a private room, you can get one. They charge a bucket of fichas, or about $90, for the private room for an hour. While there, the girl will dance for you, and you can negotiate whatever you want. BJs are pretty standard, or even full sex, as long as you pay her rate. Just know that the waiters will be coming in and out to see if you want more drinks. Tip the guy $5 to leave you alone and have some privacy.

But why spend all that on a private lapdance room when you can take the girl to the hotel for $20?

[KC Questor]

Just tell them you had a some dental work done. There is no law against remaining in TJ after a appointment. 99% of the time the CPB will not ask. The women CPB officers are a bit more likely to ask however. This one reason why I avoid the lady CPB officers.

Dental work seems pretty sus at midnight. Why not just say "dinner and drinks with friends"? It's the truth.

[MongerSeeker]

Just tell them you had a some dental work done. There is no law against remaining in TJ after a appointment. 99% of the time the CPB will not ask. The women CPB officers are a bit more likely to ask however. This one reason why I avoid the lady CPB officers.

When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?

[Koolbeans]

When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?

I only get asked if I want to declare anything. I am sure they can smell hot chica perfume rubbed all over my body and hot sex sweating from my pores. They know the deal as long as you're not trying to smuggle people or narcotics. You're American and a "free" man to do as you please. You could tell them you were doing your job laying pipe since you're a plumber.

[Koolbeans]

Thank you! How much do they charge for each beer? And do they have private lap dances rooms? And if so, will they do anything above the lapdance? I read a story of a guy who said he got a lap dance inside a private rolm and paid the girl extra for a CBJ. Is that true?

You should check out international forums. They have more on TJ. I think another member took a lady and banged her out while meseros kept walking in to bring drinks. I'm sure anything can happen as long as people are getting paid. Mesero at Tropical said if I bought a bucket of beers for a lady, then I could take her to pool hotel. I didn't try and she didn't seem interested, but I am sure it is easy access. I'm just not sure how "clean" the pool water would be with monger jizz floating around.

[Lord D]

Most girls will ask for $100 for a 30 minute session. You may be able to find some willing to take $80 or even less if you have some game. Top earners will ask for $120 or more. Make sure you negotiate everything you want in the session. Lots are charging extra for BBBJ or kissing.

The room will be $20 for a half hour (plus $1 for condom and lube if you need it). You are expected to tip $1 to the door man who gives the ladies a robe when leaving Hong Kong. You are also expected to tip $1 to the guy who cleans the room when you are done.

Not counting any drinks or tips to the lady, you are looking at about $125 for half an hour.

Thank you! How much do they charge for each beer? And do they have private lap dances rooms? And if so, will they do anything above the lapdance? I read a story of a guy who said he got a lap dance inside a private rolm and paid the girl extra for a CBJ. Is that true?

[MemoeNasty]

When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?

Tell them you have been couped up for the last fifteen months and just wanted to get out of dodge for a day or two or whatever. I see a lot of posts about this and this is standard procedure pandemic or no pandemic. They have been asking what's the purpose of your visit since the beginning of time. They're not singling anybody out. Tell them you have friends that live in the area from LA or SD or your visiting CA on business and you just wanted to check out Ave Revolucion. If your going to stutter, sweat, seem timid and fidgety when walking up to the officer they might point you to secondary. In all the years I've been going to Tijuana I can count on one hand how many times I've been to secondary. It's not a big deal unless you have something on you that is illegal. Moe.

[Phuck35]

There are many posts here that will tell you everything you need to know. I have several in depth reports that you can research. If after reading these you still have questions you are welcome to ask. My biggest advice is to allow plenty of time returning to US if you don't have Global Entry or Sentri.

When I return at night late after midnight from HK to cross back into the USA on foot when questioned by the BPO (Boarder Patrol Officer) "What were you doing in Tijuana" what is a good reply that will sound credible and not send me to secondary questioning? What would you suggest saying to the BPO when questioned?

[KC Questor]

What are the rates for the girls at HK? Including room and stuff like that.

Most girls will ask for $100 for a 30 minute session. You may be able to find some willing to take $80 or even less if you have some game. Top earners will ask for $120 or more. Make sure you negotiate everything you want in the session. Lots are charging extra for BBBJ or kissing.

The room will be $20 for a half hour (plus $1 for condom and lube if you need it). You are expected to tip $1 to the door man who gives the ladies a robe when leaving Hong Kong. You are also expected to tip $1 to the guy who cleans the room when you are done.

Not counting any drinks or tips to the lady, you are looking at about $125 for half an hour.

[Lord D]

What are the rates for the girls at HK? Including room and stuff like that.

[Pay to Play]

I am planning to head down on the last weekend of July. Advice is also appreciated, is there a preferred parking location for overnight at the US side? I wish my scheduled worked out better so I could take advantage of the lesser crowds and significant VIP discounts at HK during weekdays.

There are many posts here that will tell you everything you need to know. I have several in depth reports that you can research. If after reading these you still have questions you are welcome to ask. My biggest advice is to allow plenty of time returning to US if you don't have Global Entry or Sentri.

[Pay to Play]

How much do they usually charge for the VIP rooms in HK? I don't really see people go into them. Can you just get more of a private dance in there or what else?

I did one the VIP rooms once by mistake. It was not cheap. I think like an extra 100. + Your time with the girl. It was a mistake because I asked the girl to go upstairs and instead she took me there. I got a bucket of beer and the girl game me a good lap dance. I will eventually fucked her on the coach. The downside was that the guys kept coming in to bring more beer. At one point there where two guys in there while I was fucking her. I don't really care and all total it was about the same as you'd pay State side for an escort. I wouldn't do it again though.

[MongerSeeker]

Visting TJ at night is fairly safe these days. The main thing is keep your guard up and constantly look to see who is behind you. It is also advisable to stay in the Zona. Avoid going south of the Cohuilla alley. Also take Uber or a taxi back at night.

Where can you not find street girls is the real question. I don't do any walking around at night, only in the day because I go solo. But walk from revolution to HKV and you'll come across hundreds of street girls for $20 and $5 for the room.