Tijuana Reports

[TJ Dog]

See: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...es/ar-AA1dAH7s.

Sometimes they want to get to know you a bit before going off-site with you. This seems to have been kept UTR by Mexican officials.

Disregard above (sort of). Read a more detailed article and the one murder described in details was a HK girl found in a Cascadas room. Haven't seen any details of the other two.

[MaximusKahn]

StlDanish, excellent post on going to Hong Kong.

Had chime in, when I read your report.

[TJ Dog]

See: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime...es/ar-AA1dAH7s.

Sometimes they want to get to know you a bit before going off-site with you. This seems to have been kept UTR by Mexican officials.

[UCBaja2]

I crossed on foot Sunday late afternoon and was immediately struck by the lack of pedestrian of automobile traffic at the usual places. I normally don't like driving when I'm strictly staying in the city, but at this hour traffic was very low volume and I remarked to the taxi driver that I should've driven. It was a four day weekend for me, but business as usual for the locals.

I matched with a TJ lady on Tinder who was in my age group and it progressed to meeting up at Lorenza Restaurant in Zona Chapultepec. This plaza is a cluster of very high end restaurants just north of the golf course, and they cost about half of your high end resto in SD. It seems that everything is costs half of what it does in SD including sex, restaurants, and cosmetic medical procedures.

I had a normal date with a Tijuanesa who had her shit together. Good looking, educated, career driven. We had dining, drinks, and normal conversation (Spanish). There was no sex attached and it was the best date I've had since I've been a single man. I'm not saying I'd give up my independence and mongering for the potential long term sustainability of a normal relationship. Just pointing out that if you want to take a chica out for a nice date this is the place.

[Durtybirds]

This guide is awesome. It made going to TJ super easy and stress free. Everything Stl Danish said was spot on and we followed to the letter. Even so I did get taken. Per his guide you tell the waiter "BEER ONLY" for the girl. I said this and the next thing I know she's getting one of those wine spritzers and something to eat to the tune of $35. Wasnt happy about it and when I asked her to go upstairs she wanted $150 , I talked her down to 100 seeing as I had just spent 30 on her dinner and a drink (I also got a beer). I won't complain she was a freak of nature. Adorable 20 yr old 4'10" with a 30 in waist and natural perky E cups. She also performed admirably in the oral department. The 4th weekend I was told was uncharacteristic as the Ratio was about 1 girl for every monger. The only downside was they were all wearing Star and Stripes bathing suits so was hard to find the girl you noticed on your first walk thru the 2nd time around.

On the way back I took the free HK Shuttle and the line was just 45 minutes at 11 am Monday morning. I will say that if you visit TJ ofter the Global Entry is the way to go. I never saw more than 5 people in it while I was waiting in line.

Like to thank SomeWonder for being my wingman on the trip.

[SomeWonderer]

The recent posts for visiting TJ and HK are spot on. Made the trip on Sunday and found the guide and additional comments essential to a worry-free experience. Although I didn't stay the night or partake in all the festivities, I'd like to add that cokes (being a non-drinker) are $4, tipped $1; cab drivers have said the fee is 200 pesos but when you are paying in dollars, they say it's $15 and claim to have no change when you pay. If you plan on getting a room for the night, make sure that you reserve it online; preferably the day before your stay since they do not offer rooms the same day if you show up at the check-in counter requesting one. If you bring any bags with you, other than a fanny pack, you will have to check it in at HK after screening at the front door and before going into the main area of the club. There seems to be a delay in processing for checking in for a room, to check bags, obtaining a VIP card for discounts. Overall, an awesome experience and thanks to those that provided their comments, posted "the guide", and to Durtybirds. If you have had any apprehensions about making the trip, use "the guide" and you can't go wrong.

[Stl Danish]

Totally agree. I intend to follow this report to the letter. Wish there was a way to sticky this post to the top for all to see and review.

Two follow up question?

Can I trust the Viagra they sell at the club?

If I get a room at Cascadas do I have to pay the 30 $. Also There is a drug store nearby to pick up supplies like condoms and Viagra?

Trust HK bathroom Viagra. Yeah I think so, they sell it in the foil packet like it comes packaged from the manfacturer. Just one pill, I think they want $20 or something for it.

If you get a room at Cascadas, you should "reserve" it online ahead of time. Their concierge dude will call / text you to confirm that you are legit, just be aware of that. If you do this, that room is yours, and there won't be an additional room rental (30 $) charge for a girl, or a door knock at 30 minutes.

There's a drug stoor immediately across the street from the turnstile that spills you out onto the TJ street by the taxis. It says "24 hour farmacia" or something on the side of it. You can buy viagra or cialis (they had generic cialis when I was there last week) - it looks like a 7/11 with a pharmacy counter, just be prepared for that. They probably sell condoms too, but I haven't looked. Personally, I buy those in the US and just throw a few in my pocket for my excursion.

[LookingX]

Thanks you. Great advice.

I have not been to Tijuana yet (at least not for years) but I concur with the Taxi advice from spending time in South America. Never hail a taxi on the street. Always use taxi stands because the taxi drivers self-police that only real taxis are at them or let the hotel / club / bar call a taxi for you.

You're overthinking it. But I understand the nerves. Fellow white male in 40's here with minimal Spanish. It's not a big deal, you will be fine. I'm assuming you have a passport. If you don't, all the border interactions may go differently. This is what you do, step by step.

How to go to TJ to fuck hot latinas, the first time, for dummies:

Bring your passport and your dollars. Take $300 and you'll have plenty to fuck a hot girl and have some drinks. Don't bring a backpack or anything extra.

Park at one of the trolley stations in San Diego near the border around 7:00 or 8:00 pm. I like the one at Palm Avenue. Trolley station parking is free, even overnight. Take the trolley south to San Ysidro. This costs $2. 50 and is the sketchiest part of your trip.

Get off the trolley. It's the last stop, you cannot screw this up. And now you'll follow a path that literally says " Mexico", you cannot get lost. It's basically "behind McDonald's" though and the sidewalk / path leads up a gradual hill and is. Why'know, south.

There will be a constant stream of people heading that direction. You go through a turnstile, and into the border building. Now go through the foreigners line, on the right side, and they'll look briefly at your passport and probably just wave you through. They see you don't have a bag, and know you aren't staying for a month. Sometimes they'll ask you what you're doing and how long you're staying, just say you're getting some tacos and a couple beers. If they ask where, just say you're going to Revolucion (it's a street) and you're going to figure it out when you get there. These agents speak English, fluently. They're immigration officers but they take it nowhere nearly as seriously as the US ones do. Heh.

The form and fee shakedown thing is if you don't have a passport and / or are staying for a longer period. Worst case they scam you out of $20 and make you fill out a form, but this has never happened to me and if you bring your passport I don't think it will happen to you either.

Now keep walking, you'll pass an x-ray machine for people with bags. You don't have a bag, so just walk on through. There will be some National Guard / Army guys with AR-15's. That is normal, welcome to Mexico. Keep walking on the path. You literally cannot fuck this up. Now you're outside the building and there will be some street vendor people, musicians, whatever. Ignore them. Now you go through another turnstile that puts you out on the street.

Now you're really in TJ and you'll be hit up for taxi, taxi, taxi by dudes right there. Ignore them, they're shady. But off to the right, about 20 yards away is the actual taxi queue, just walk over there and tell them you want to go to Hong Kong. They may ask you for $10 (which is INSANE. It's like a mile away, LOL) but really, who cares? You can also Uber, but I'm going for ease here, not optimizations.

The taxi will take you right to Hong Kong. Your taxi driver will probably speak some basic English and will probably be a nice guy. Get out and walk to the front door of Hong Kong like a normal strip club patron. You'll get frisked and patted down, don't bring weapons, your own drinks, or drugs. Duh. It's fine.

Now you're inside. Walk around and take in the spectacle. Don't sit down right away. Get a feel for the club, realize there's at least two levels open and maybe a third if it's a busy night. Now get a beer from the bar or a waiter. Beers (for you) should be $5 and the bartender or waiter will be happy with a $1 tip. How you go for here is up to you, but I enjoy getting a seat at the back stage and tipping the girls. Especially if they are doing a foam show. Sometimes just grabbing a seat and letting the girls parade by. Say a lot of "no gracias" as waiters and some of the more entrepreneurial girls hit you up for drinks, sex, food, and whatever else. Some of the girls will try to force it, by shaking your hand, or just sitting down by you. Be polite but firm and turn them down. As soon as she joins you, the waiters will expect you to buy her a drink. And her drinks cost twice as much, so just realize that up front. If she's hot or you just want some company, take her up on it, but you'll be on the hook for buying her a drink. You can also feel her up during this time, she's basically yours for the duration of the beer. Don't let her order anything but a beer. If she wants to order something else, confirm how much it's going to cost with the waiter before you let him run off. (her beers are $10).

Personally, I usually will sit and slowly drink beers and take in the sights for an hour or two, then I take another lap of the club, find the hottest girl who isn't occupied, and ask her to sit down with me for a beer. If she declines, she just wants to fuck guys for maximum profit, and she's a shark. You can likely do better. Find the hottest girl who will sit with you and have a beer. If it's busy, ask a mesero to help you get a seat / table and tip him a dollar or two.

Anyway, however you go about it, you've got your girl with you now. Since you don't speak Spanish and she (probably) doesn't speak English, you have to force this to work a bit but if she's a cool chick you'll feel a decent vibe. If you don't feel it, cut her loose after one beer. If you like her, I personally like to keep her around for a few drinks to further test the waters. While she's sitting with you, she'll likely be trying to get you to take her upstairs for a good fucking. This should cost no more than $100 on a weeknight but on the weekend they may stick to their guns at $120 or higher, depending on how they like their odds. She may very well quote you higher, but just say matter of factly "I pay 100 - no mas" like you've done it a dozen times before.

When you agree to take her up, she'll lead you out of the club and the infamous "robe guy" will put a robe on her and take down her name and time of departure. Everyone tips this guy $1 for some reason (best job ever? Jesus.) She'll lead you out onto the street for about 3 seconds and right into Cascadas, immediately next door. Up a flight of stairs and she'll talk to the desk guy and facilitate this. I believe it still costs $30 for half an hour (last week I actually rented my own room) and they'll try to sell you a condom as well. I usually bring my own, that's up to you. Now she'll take you to the room and she's yours for the fucking till time is up. Most of them are in a bit of a hurry and the dudes *will* knock when your time is up, or even a little bit before. Finish up and leave. Tip the cum guy $1 if they're there.

Now you can go back to the club and repeat any of these steps for a self-explanatory increase in costs / time. It's up to you. I like to wait till after midnight so there's basically no line.

When you're ready to leave, there will likely be a taxi waiting at the curb you can just say "border" or "frontera" and they'll take you there. This will cost anywhere from $5 to $10. They'll drop you off right at the place you have to walk back to the US, it's just a dingy, poorly lit sidewalk but you can look down it and see the US border lit up like a prison yard, and the razor wire, and the agents guarding the outer gate, and all that shit. This sidewalk has some street vendors and beggar types at all hours, you can just ignore them and keep walking.

At the outer gate, they'll want you to flash your passport to let you through into the complex, and then you just follow the signs for the line and rejoin the US citizen line (or Global Entry / SENTRI if you have it, sounds like you probably don't). They'll likely ask what you were doing in Mexico. Tacos and beers naturally, and how long you were there. Just for the evening. And whatever else they feel like asking. Don't bring back drugs or anything else, and you'll have zero issues.

Now you may have to Uber back to the Palm Ave trolley lot or something, but presumably you are comfortable navigating this part. The trolley only runs till midnight or so.

I did (basically) this just a few days ago, and have done it numerous times in the past. There's no guarantees in life but this isn't rocket science, you'll come out ok on the other side. Don't do anything stupid and don't leave Hong Kong on your first night. There's no reason to, there is PLENTY to keep you busy inside. Of course you can visit Chicago across the street or walk the alley behind HK if you want to eyeball the paraditas, other bars, walk instead of taxi. But doing that stuff is increasing your exposure to the police and shadiness, so I'm not recommending it.

[Durtybirds]

This is 100% solid info. Follow this step by step for your first time, and then it's up to you to put your own spin on it.

Totally agree. I intend to follow this report to the letter. Wish there was a way to sticky this post to the top for all to see and review.

Two follow up question?

Can I trust the Viagra they sell at the club?

If I get a room at Cascadas do I have to pay the 30 $. Also There is a drug store nearby to pick up supplies like condoms and Viagra?

[Cruzier1]

You're overthinking it. But I understand the nerves. Fellow white male in 40's here with minimal Spanish. It's not a big deal, you will be fine. I'm assuming you have a passport. If you don't, all the border interactions may go differently. This is what you do, step by step.

How to go to TJ to fuck hot latinas, the first time, for dummies:

<snip>

This is 100% solid info. Follow this step by step for your first time, and then it's up to you to put your own spin on it. I park at a pay lot on the right (border station?) after getting off at the last exit. My first time I fucked up trying to get in there and ended up driving into Mexico. It was a 4 hour wait to get back in to the USA. Don't be like me. Take the trolley, at least for the first time.

I'm a pretty anxious dude and honestly the sketchiest part is walking back to my car on the US side. Not much can go wrong on the Mexico side if you stick to the guide.

Say no to drugs (viagra is fine, they sell it in the club), it's a massive deal down there.

[Stl Danish]

Hello all,

I was planning my first trip to TJ this upcoming weekend. Basically I was wondering where I should go and see given my limitations which are the following:

50 yr old white male with 0% Spanish traveling solo. I do have google translate on my phone.

So where would be the best place for me to go and see to be the safe and still have a good time.

Should I just go to one on the Strip clubs hotels and see girls there, or should I get another hotel and have girls from adultbaja, goodgirls etc visit me there.

How should I travel? Should I walk across and get a cab (I assume if I go to Club HK this is the way) but I've also read that getting a cab on SD side an going over is good idea. On the way back is the best option for me crossing on the walking entry?

I keep seeing a form mentioned, is that required to enter Mexico? Would it be to my advantage to already have it before I go? I do have a passport and a Passport card.

Finally how much cash do I bring, I've seen that you can be shaken down by cops and I don't want to offer a $25 or $50 donation when he sees I have a lot more in my wallet. Do I just put the excess in my sock etc.

Finally do I bring Pecos or Dollars or a mixture of both.

Sorry for all the questions.

You're overthinking it. But I understand the nerves. Fellow white male in 40's here with minimal Spanish. It's not a big deal, you will be fine. I'm assuming you have a passport. If you don't, all the border interactions may go differently. This is what you do, step by step.

How to go to TJ to fuck hot latinas, the first time, for dummies:

Bring your passport and your dollars. Take $300 and you'll have plenty to fuck a hot girl and have some drinks. Don't bring a backpack or anything extra.

Park at one of the trolley stations in San Diego near the border around 7:00 or 8:00 pm. I like the one at Palm Avenue. Trolley station parking is free, even overnight. Take the trolley south to San Ysidro. This costs $2. 50 and is the sketchiest part of your trip.

Get off the trolley. It's the last stop, you cannot screw this up. And now you'll follow a path that literally says " Mexico", you cannot get lost. It's basically "behind McDonald's" though and the sidewalk / path leads up a gradual hill and is. Why'know, south.

There will be a constant stream of people heading that direction. You go through a turnstile, and into the border building. Now go through the foreigners line, on the right side, and they'll look briefly at your passport and probably just wave you through. They see you don't have a bag, and know you aren't staying for a month. Sometimes they'll ask you what you're doing and how long you're staying, just say you're getting some tacos and a couple beers. If they ask where, just say you're going to Revolucion (it's a street) and you're going to figure it out when you get there. These agents speak English, fluently. They're immigration officers but they take it nowhere nearly as seriously as the US ones do. Heh.

The form and fee shakedown thing is if you don't have a passport and / or are staying for a longer period. Worst case they scam you out of $20 and make you fill out a form, but this has never happened to me and if you bring your passport I don't think it will happen to you either.

Now keep walking, you'll pass an x-ray machine for people with bags. You don't have a bag, so just walk on through. There will be some National Guard / Army guys with AR-15's. That is normal, welcome to Mexico. Keep walking on the path. You literally cannot fuck this up. Now you're outside the building and there will be some street vendor people, musicians, whatever. Ignore them. Now you go through another turnstile that puts you out on the street.

Now you're really in TJ and you'll be hit up for taxi, taxi, taxi by dudes right there. Ignore them, they're shady. But off to the right, about 20 yards away is the actual taxi queue, just walk over there and tell them you want to go to Hong Kong. They may ask you for $10 (which is INSANE. It's like a mile away, LOL) but really, who cares? You can also Uber, but I'm going for ease here, not optimizations.

The taxi will take you right to Hong Kong. Your taxi driver will probably speak some basic English and will probably be a nice guy. Get out and walk to the front door of Hong Kong like a normal strip club patron. You'll get frisked and patted down, don't bring weapons, your own drinks, or drugs. Duh. It's fine.

Now you're inside. Walk around and take in the spectacle. Don't sit down right away. Get a feel for the club, realize there's at least two levels open and maybe a third if it's a busy night. Now get a beer from the bar or a waiter. Beers (for you) should be $5 and the bartender or waiter will be happy with a $1 tip. How you go for here is up to you, but I enjoy getting a seat at the back stage and tipping the girls. Especially if they are doing a foam show. Sometimes just grabbing a seat and letting the girls parade by. Say a lot of "no gracias" as waiters and some of the more entrepreneurial girls hit you up for drinks, sex, food, and whatever else. Some of the girls will try to force it, by shaking your hand, or just sitting down by you. Be polite but firm and turn them down. As soon as she joins you, the waiters will expect you to buy her a drink. And her drinks cost twice as much, so just realize that up front. If she's hot or you just want some company, take her up on it, but you'll be on the hook for buying her a drink. You can also feel her up during this time, she's basically yours for the duration of the beer. Don't let her order anything but a beer. If she wants to order something else, confirm how much it's going to cost with the waiter before you let him run off. (her beers are $10).

Personally, I usually will sit and slowly drink beers and take in the sights for an hour or two, then I take another lap of the club, find the hottest girl who isn't occupied, and ask her to sit down with me for a beer. If she declines, she just wants to fuck guys for maximum profit, and she's a shark. You can likely do better. Find the hottest girl who will sit with you and have a beer. If it's busy, ask a mesero to help you get a seat / table and tip him a dollar or two.

Anyway, however you go about it, you've got your girl with you now. Since you don't speak Spanish and she (probably) doesn't speak English, you have to force this to work a bit but if she's a cool chick you'll feel a decent vibe. If you don't feel it, cut her loose after one beer. If you like her, I personally like to keep her around for a few drinks to further test the waters. While she's sitting with you, she'll likely be trying to get you to take her upstairs for a good fucking. This should cost no more than $100 on a weeknight but on the weekend they may stick to their guns at $120 or higher, depending on how they like their odds. She may very well quote you higher, but just say matter of factly "I pay 100 - no mas" like you've done it a dozen times before.

When you agree to take her up, she'll lead you out of the club and the infamous "robe guy" will put a robe on her and take down her name and time of departure. Everyone tips this guy $1 for some reason (best job ever? Jesus.) She'll lead you out onto the street for about 3 seconds and right into Cascadas, immediately next door. Up a flight of stairs and she'll talk to the desk guy and facilitate this. I believe it still costs $30 for half an hour (last week I actually rented my own room) and they'll try to sell you a condom as well. I usually bring my own, that's up to you. Now she'll take you to the room and she's yours for the fucking till time is up. Most of them are in a bit of a hurry and the dudes *will* knock when your time is up, or even a little bit before. Finish up and leave. Tip the cum guy $1 if they're there.

Now you can go back to the club and repeat any of these steps for a self-explanatory increase in costs / time. It's up to you. I like to wait till after midnight so there's basically no line.

When you're ready to leave, there will likely be a taxi waiting at the curb you can just say "border" or "frontera" and they'll take you there. This will cost anywhere from $5 to $10. They'll drop you off right at the place you have to walk back to the US, it's just a dingy, poorly lit sidewalk but you can look down it and see the US border lit up like a prison yard, and the razor wire, and the agents guarding the outer gate, and all that shit. This sidewalk has some street vendors and beggar types at all hours, you can just ignore them and keep walking.

At the outer gate, they'll want you to flash your passport to let you through into the complex, and then you just follow the signs for the line and rejoin the US citizen line (or Global Entry / SENTRI if you have it, sounds like you probably don't). They'll likely ask what you were doing in Mexico. Tacos and beers naturally, and how long you were there. Just for the evening. And whatever else they feel like asking. Don't bring back drugs or anything else, and you'll have zero issues.

Now you may have to Uber back to the Palm Ave trolley lot or something, but presumably you are comfortable navigating this part. The trolley only runs till midnight or so.

I did (basically) this just a few days ago, and have done it numerous times in the past. There's no guarantees in life but this isn't rocket science, you'll come out ok on the other side. Don't do anything stupid and don't leave Hong Kong on your first night. There's no reason to, there is PLENTY to keep you busy inside. Of course you can visit Chicago across the street or walk the alley behind HK if you want to eyeball the paraditas, other bars, walk instead of taxi. But doing that stuff is increasing your exposure to the police and shadiness, so I'm not recommending it.

[BlueGuy69]

If you want chubby girls stay out of HK and Chicago. Stick to Tropical and the smaller clubs like Golden Palace and Gloria Bar. Or take a look around at the street girls. Don't be shy to approach them, they want you to talk to them.

As far as the going rates a couple people are asking about, standard price should be 100 for a club girl. I would only go above that if she's willing to provide extra services like BBBJ or DFK. If you got game and good negotiation tactics you can even get them down to $80. Don't be afraid to negotiate.

Define chubby girls? Same as the previous guy, is what makes me worried about going to TJ and not finding my type. I'm typically into chubby huge ass, Extreme bbl, bbw, bbw with bbl. Know where the places to find them like that in TJ; in the street or in the club is my best bet? Would it be in HK? Or is better to stick to the US for that? Can you find body types like Crystal Lust, Zmeena Orr, or Ameliasocurvy? Or honestly more chubbier like mythical?

[Scott585]

I am not an expert but I have my own personal "method" - like OnTheGoInMco's post a few below, I have made mistakes of settling on the first girl I see or like plenty of times and bringing them straight upstairs. Not that it's impossible to have a good time that way but it's very hit or miss. Don't be afraid to spend an extra $20-60 for some lap dances with a few girls to feel out the vibes.

I'll copy / paste a PM reply that I sent to someone recently:

Be safe. I usually bring around 200-300 in cash and another 20-30 in ones for random tips (and unless I see multiple girls, always have leftover money when coming back).

For your first time I recommend just sticking to Hong Kong. Its big enough where you can walk around for a bit and check things out.

There will be waiters that constantly bug you if you want to buy drinks etc. Just ignore them and say no thank you every time unless you want to or else you'll be tipping someone every 5 minutes.

Don't settle for the first girl you see or the first girl that gives you attention. That's the best part about HK, you can walk around and check out the girls until you find someone you like..

Thanks, noted. Great Job! This is a very good and detailed strategy, I will try that next time. I was stupid paid them 400 for getting on the express (faster high way). Everyone has 3 or 2 chance, not goanna get fund.

[Durtybirds]

Hello all,

I was planning my first trip to TJ this upcoming weekend. Basically I was wondering where I should go and see given my limitations which are the following:

50 yr old white male with 0% Spanish traveling solo. I do have google translate on my phone.

So where would be the best place for me to go and see to be the safe and still have a good time.

Should I just go to one on the Strip clubs hotels and see girls there, or should I get another hotel and have girls from adultbaja, goodgirls etc visit me there.

How should I travel? Should I walk across and get a cab (I assume if I go to Club HK this is the way) but I've also read that getting a cab on SD side an going over is good idea. On the way back is the best option for me crossing on the walking entry?

I keep seeing a form mentioned, is that required to enter Mexico? Would it be to my advantage to already have it before I go? I do have a passport and a Passport card.

Finally how much cash do I bring, I've seen that you can be shaken down by cops and I don't want to offer a $25 or $50 donation when he sees I have a lot more in my wallet. Do I just put the excess in my sock etc.

Finally do I bring Pecos or Dollars or a mixture of both.

Sorry for all the questions.

[Nothing24]

Hey Guys! Was visiting SD from Florida the other week and wanted to provide some details of my experience as a newbie to TJ.

Crossing the border was a LOT easier than I expected. I parked a little further away at "Border Station Parking" but it was highly rated and seemed to be safer than some of the ones right by the trolly station. First visit was on a Thursday night. Have passport and global entry / SENTRI. No wait to get in at all and I was a little confused on how to get to the Zona Shuttle (could see the sign right when I went through the gates!) but got to it no issue. Love the "door to door" service of the shuttle and well worth the tip. Why on earth would anyone pay for a taxi or uber? No cover on the Thursday that I was there but man, the pat downs and metal detectors get old really quick. I thought I was prepared when I first entered HK but HOLY CRAP it is overwhelming and overstimulating. Just PACKED and women and aggressive waiters EVERYWHERE. I did about 3 laps of all the rooms (clubs?) and I didn't see what I wanted. A chubby (bordering on BBW) girl! I sat down in the quietest part of the section of the club to the right as you enter and had a waiter practically run over to me. I ordered a water ($4) and when he came back I asked in broken spanish for a chubby girl. He was confused so flagged down someone who spoke english. He was also confused and thought I wanted someone with big fake tits and big fake ass. He did his best to bring what he thought I wanted to me and eventually I felt bad and settled for someone who seemed friendly. Her name was Amore (I think?) and had huge fake tits and a huge fake ass..

If you want chubby girls stay out of HK and Chicago. Stick to Tropical and the smaller clubs like Golden Palace and Gloria Bar. Or take a look around at the street girls. Don't be shy to approach them, they want you to talk to them.

As far as the going rates a couple people are asking about, standard price should be 100 for a club girl. I would only go above that if she's willing to provide extra services like BBBJ or DFK. If you got game and good negotiation tactics you can even get them down to $80. Don't be afraid to negotiate.