Tijuana Reports

[Camera3]

What beer do they give you?

At HK it is Corona. Interesting, the girls beer is much smaller than the ones they bring us guys.

C3.

[TJ Dog]

I'm still too much of a pussy to venture across the border but keep hearing stories that are pushing me over! I'm at a bar talking about Tijuana and one of the dudes says he was just there and was given a reciprocating saw with a dildo attachment to use on a hot tiny Mexican gal! I wanted to know more but the dude split. Is this common, where, cost, private or public. Anyone have more info on this action?

Sounds like the Shaving Crème show at HK.

[TJ Dog]

Do they actually do anything? Are the sheets changed or just straightened?

Don't know how it is these days, but, in the 1990's / early 2000's they would straighten the bed up, scoop up used condums and flush the toilet.

If you're squeamish, "sabana limpia" and $1 tip should get you a clean sheet.

[Hadez]

Went to Tijuana Friday. Went to a bunch of different clubs.

The action was going good in HK and Chicago even before nightfall. Once 7 PM rolled around there were amazing hot girls all over including the street girls.

Got one really hot street girl for 40+5 room fee. I partake in street action time to time specially when I find girls that are my type and hot. The club girls always perform the best imo.

Chicago is starting to pass Adelitas for me in both looks and performance.

The winner was Hong Kong. There was easily 2-3 girls I would give top ratings in looks. I mean. TOP ratings. Easily another 15 that would be on a Victoria Secret run way and easily compete with the other girls in hottness.

I partook in a nice body natural breast dark curly haired beauty named Yuri. Very responsive while doing multiple positions. She wanted 100. Probably could have negotiated less but honestly she was hot enough to ask for more imo. This gal deserved an award for her performance. Afterwards I paid for a couple more drinks and the whole time it was essentially a full contact lap dance. In fact most US clubs would have probably thrown me out for the mutual touching.

Had another tatted petite spinner for 80. Forgot her name but it started with a M. She was even more wild. Petite is not my usual type but her ass had a perfect heart shape.

The girl I got at Chicago while not as hot as the HK girls was hotter than any of the Adelita girls. She spoke no English and I have very limited Spanish ability. Do not need to speak Spanish to get the little guy wet but these girls are definitely more fun when I talk with them.

Tijuana is a paradise for guys like us.

[TwoBlueBalls]

I'm still too much of a pussy to venture across the border but keep hearing stories that are pushing me over! I'm at a bar talking about Tijuana and one of the dudes says he was just there and was given a reciprocating saw with a dildo attachment to use on a hot tiny Mexican gal! I wanted to know more but the dude split. Is this common, where, cost, private or public. Anyone have more info on this action?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Before you leave the room put $1 on the counter. When the cum boys ask for money, just tell them the tip is in the room. It silences them instantly and you don't feel like a cheap SOB.

Do they actually do anything? Are the sheets changed or just straightened?

[TwoBlueBalls]

Keep in mind, if you don't like the shitty beers upon entry, take it to the bar. Don't open the drink. Take your unopened entry beer to the bartender and tell him you want to trade it. I had one friend trade it for an Orange Juice because he doesn't drink alcohol.

What beer do they give you?

[Captain Solo]

The $9 ficha drinks pay for the girls' companies. You can do whatever you want with the girls while they are there.

Most girls would do all sorts of wild full-contact lap dances with the fichas. You can encourage them with a few $1 tips but you really don't have to. I would squeeze a few $ into their crotches as the precursor to finger their hot pussies hehe. It helps to confirm their pussies smell good and sexy for the sessions upstairs.

The $9 ficha drink to bar girls will last as long as the girls want, usually 15 to 20 min of full-contact lap dance. A student pulled down her bras for me to suck on her tits and her panties so I could finger her pussyat the table. She was all wet and sloppy, hehe.

What do you guys normally tip the bar girl for lap dances? I've been hearing +8 tip or something like that.

[The Tall Man]

Before you leave the room put $1 on the counter. When the cum boys ask for money, just tell them the tip is in the room. It silences them instantly and you don't feel like a cheap SOB.

A great idea! I must do this and watch as 2 or 3 or 4 of the cum cleaning guys who always ask for tips to go running into the room you just left.

The Tall Man.

[Horsetrader]

7) I also tried Adelitas .... Also, the staff at their hotel set up a gauntlet in the hallway on my way out to shake tips out of me. I tipped the guy who was actually there to tidy the room, not the four other dudes just taking a smoke break.

Before you leave the room put $1 on the counter. When the cum boys ask for money, just tell them the tip is in the room. It silences them instantly and you don't feel like a cheap SOB.

[City Slicker]

The $9 ficha drink to bar girls will last as long as the girls want, usually 15 to 20 min of full-contact lap dance. A student pulled down her bras for me to suck on her tits and her panties so I could finger her pussyat the table. She was all wet and sloppy, hehe.

What do you guys normally tip the bar girl for lap dances? I've been hearing +8 tip or something like that.

[BearBare]

Keep in mind, if you don't like the shitty beers upon entry, take it to the bar. Don't open the drink. Take your unopened entry beer to the bartender and tell him you want to trade it. I had one friend trade it for an Orange Juice because he doesn't drink alcohol.

[FanService]

Honestly, I HIGHLY recommend paying cash for anything you do there, unless you're making a hotel reservation online. I personally get what cash I need before I cross the border, and that's my limit for the trip. I've never stayed at Ticuan, so I can't say anything about it. During the week, I would assume you should be able to get a room okay at either place especially this time of year since this is the "slow season" for them. Friday or Saturday night at HK might be a little more questionable, even more so if it's a holiday weekend. If either place is booked, there's the Hotel Rizo across the street from HK's north entrances. It's not as fancy as HK is, but it's a decent place.

Any issues with just walking up to hotel ticuan or Hong Kong hotel and paying cash on arrival with no reservations? Will they give fair rate on arrival?

Hoping to stay overnight in February for first time.

I was soooo nervous about going to Tijuana. It finally took having to go with someone to get over that fear. It's really not as bad as people make it out to be, as long as you're not stupid. It's no worse than walking around some sketchy areas in Downtown LA. I personally only stick to the larger clubs. HK and Adelita sometimes have a door fee you need to pay to get in, which includes the price of 1 drink. I've never been in a place that had a 3 drink minimum. One time I went into HK, I paid the fee, and he tried to give me a beer (a Hieneken funny enough). I told him I didn't like it, and he just shrugged at me and gave it to the guy who was coming in behind me. At any of the clubs, if you sit down the girls will come up to you and try to get you to purchase food and drinks. It's part of their job to do that. I know the servers keep track of what you buying and which girl you are with. It is a business after all, and they want to make money like any other business. Splitting the money they make from the girls only goes so far, so they want that beer and food money too. Don't be a complete cheap bastard, always buy at least a drink for the girl who comes up to you, even if you're not interested in them. It's not like a US strip club where the drink will cost you like $15-$20. The average drink price I can remember in HK was like $6-$7 for the girls. Food I almost always say no to, unless I really am hungry. They also sell soda and water in there, so if you don't want booze, just ask for a coke or water instead. They won't really care if you buy a soda or beer, as long as you buy something. In the end, don't be afraid to say no, or tell a girl you're not interested. The girls will get more mad at you it you waste their time then they will if you are up front with them and say no.

I've been reading and gathering intel (and nerve) to cross the boarder at least once in this lifetime. There have been mentions of girls pushing drinks while in HK. Are you required to buy certain amount of drinks while in the club? I dnt drink alcohol so would it be a violation NOT to buy any? Some clubs here have a 3 drinks minimum and what not or private dances require certain drinks purchased for the lap dancers.

Anymore info is appreciated but I can probably figure it out when I am there. Someday!

[Marc De Cafe]

Many thanks for the great info.

This is a very good report of a fun, sexy first trip. Life cannot get easier and more fun than this.

A couple guys do car pool from Tustin, once or twice a week. We drive across, only takes about 10 minutes from the border to HK's free VIP valet parking, It' svery quick, effortless, safer, not to mention far cheaper than parking in the US side. It takes only about 1. 5 hours to get from OC to HK's door. We spend a few hours partying and have sex witha few bar girls and street girls, go home at midnight, arriving back about 1:30 AM.

The $21 lap dance only lasts 3 songs in the tiny private cubicle, not worth it. The $9 ficha drink to bar girls will last as long as the girls want, usually 15 to 20 min of full-contact lap dance. A student pulled down her bras for me to suck on her tits and her panties so I could finger her pussyat the table. She was all wet and sloppy, hehe.

If the girls want to eat, buy them the $2 potato chip bags from the vendors carrying baskets. Only when you are hungry and have time to wait should you order dinners with Azul's 2-4-1 coupon. Azul's rib eye steaks are 16 ozs, very tender and tasty with all trimmings, very good deal.

There are many hot street girls. A few are personable, friendly and very beauitiful, less manipulative than bar girls. They would talk, kid around and give sensuous sex like GFs. Most would walk to hotel Cascada. Hotel Coahuila and Mini have large wall mirrors, making sessions very erotic; even the girls like to watch themselves fucked in the mirrors. Avoid hotel El Porton whose sheets are rotten and smell like shit!

The HK's taco stand is probably the best in Tijuana. HK does have free breakfast vouchers for VIPs, served in the club. The want you to stray in the club all day, all night buying drinks and tip the girls hehe.

[Entelk]

I've been reading and gathering intel (and nerve) to cross the boarder at least once in this lifetime. There have been mentions of girls pushing drinks while in HK. Are you required to buy certain amount of drinks while in the club? I dnt drink alcohol so would it be a violation NOT to buy any? Some clubs here have a 3 drinks minimum and what not or private dances require certain drinks purchased for the lap dancers.

Anymore info is appreciated but I can probably figure it out when I am there. Someday!

Some of the clubs have drink minimums, but HK is not one of them. Even the ones that do have a minimum will serve non-alcoholic drinks, so you're good. The length of your "lap dance" from a lady drink is based on how fast she drinks it. So, you can gauge your level of rapport by how fast or slow she is drinking.