Tijuana Reports

**HereAndThere** · 03-13-19 20:33

Hi fellas,

I might have a chance to go to Tijuana in a few weeks, but I've got some concerns. All of my mongering consists of SWs, AMPs, and some takeout club girls in the Middle East. I'm a typical looking white dude and I speak zero Spanish. Would I be out of my league here if I caught a ride to the zona and back?

**TwoBlueBalls** · 03-13-19 19:12

Originally Posted by Elusivepirate [View Original Post]

First, I am a long time monger from Florida and felt that would be comfortable in Mexico after reading your posts. WRONG!

So I cross the boarder and headed towards the zone. For some reason, my phone GPS has me going to Amestad and making a you-turn back to where I started. It wanted me o go through the plaza. After making a few you-turns I finally got my bearings and headed in the right direction. My phone says 15 minute walk but when I got under the bridge I realized it was more than 15 minutes so I tried an UBER only to find my UBER app disappeared somehow off my phone. So at 2:00 PM today I gave up my quest and headed back to the good old USA.

A word of advice to anyone going alone. Do your homework and be prepared.

This pirate is sailing back to Florida.

Guys be careful and be safe.

Sorry to hear your Mexico trip go South. Sounds more like a cellphone GPS issue, but appreciate your report so I can do my homework and better prepare for my first visit South of the border. I've heard of an ancient technology called a map that I may utilize.

**Elusivepirate** · 03-13-19 18:42

First, I am a long time monger from Florida and felt that would be comfortable in Mexico after reading your posts. WRONG!

So I cross the boarder and headed towards the zone. For some reason, my phone GPS has me going to Amestad and making a you-turn back to where I started. It wanted me o go through the plaza. After making a few you-turns I finally got my bearings and headed in the right direction. My phone says 15 minute walk but when I got under the bridge I realized it was more than 15 minutes so I tried an UBER only to find my UBER app disappeared somehow off my phone. So at 2:00 PM today I gave up my quest and headed back to the good old USA.

A word of advice to anyone going alone. Do your homework and be prepared.

This pirate is sailing back to Florida.

Guys be careful and be safe.

**Adventure401** · 03-10-19 16:04

I first ventured into Tijuana for Super Bowl Sunday (alone). I did the walk during the daytime from the border to Zona Norte (allow about 20 - 25 minutes and stay sharp). I would not recommend doing the walk at night. Had some bomb tacos at the HK taco stand. I then ventured into Chicago at a mesero's suggestion. Decent talent but I wasn't blown away. Had a beer and ordered one for the girl I was talking to (she said she was from Cabo). Good first impression.

I returned this weekend with a friend at night and wow, I was blown away. We did a quick circuit of the block in Zona Norte. Pretty good street talent (some looked too young). But Hong Kong was a revelation. It was smaller than I expected compared to Tootsie's in Miami but wow, consistent 9's roamed everywhere. I didn't talk to anyone, just enjoyed the foam shows. One of the meseros offered us a VIP room and we bit the bullet. Two girls for $100 plus tip for a half hour. My girl was Nazaret, said she was from Tijuana but her accent was Colombian. She was talking a bit about her life and then bam, starts taking her clothes off and takes off my shirt and starts dancing. Not the best looking girl (braces) but she had a unique look which I appreciated. A couple of beers later she was sitting on my face and I was daty'ing her pussy to the max. WOW! She was clean and fresh. Definitely tell that HK girls have good hygiene habits. Mesero knocked promptly at 30 minutes.

We left HK and checked out Adelita's and Las Chavelas and Playboy (not recommended). Adelita's in my opinion did have some awesome talent but a step below hong Hong Kong. The best strip club I have ever been to!

Only negative is the 2. 5 hour drive from LA but otherwise Tijuana is heaven!

**OsharWatno** · 03-09-19 23:28

Sorry short notice. Anyone up for going tonight?

**TtjRider84** · 03-07-19 22:17

Is anyone interested in ridesharing down to Tijuana? I have a big motorcycle and skip the lines. Hit me up if you guys are interested.

**MongerSeeker** · 03-04-19 18:30

The clubs are okay, but the SG / SW quality has really gone down during the daytime over the past 2-3 years. Karina is about the only SG worth going with during day. These days 6 pm is about the earliest I will head to the Zona. Usually I try and arrive around 7 or 8 pm. If go any earlier you end up having to kill time until the better looking girls come out. Unless I have a dental appt or have other errands like visiting my tailor is about the only reason I head to Tijuana during day. Now if the quality of girls was better during day I would visit Tijuana. Years ago I used see Jamie or Kayla during day. The problem is that they work very sporadically and rarely come out. I will probably head to Tijuana in late afternoon tomorrow or Wednesday depending on how the weather is.

Originally Posted by Jbl9907 [View Original Post]

How is the action in Tijuana during the afternoon on a weekday? Taking a trip down there Wednesday.

**Jbl9907** · 03-04-19 12:17

How is the action in Tijuana during the afternoon on a weekday? Taking a trip down there Wednesday.

**MongerSeeker** · 03-01-19 18:06

Was wondering if anyone can tell me how street evening action has been lately on Wednesday's. ? Have not been to Tijuana during the weekdays. Since the action was a bit disappointing. I was originally planning on heading to Tijuana last night. But have had a cold this week. I may head to Tijuana tomorrow night if the rain lets up. Otherwise I may head down on Wednesday night.

**Lurker Bear** · 03-01-19 17:29

Thank you all for the info.

I got to HK around 5:30 pm Sunday evening. Used the 2 for1 coupon for a free beer and watched some of the fun. Gave a few propinas and just enjoyed the beautiful bodies that were all around. Headed into the alley and found a tight little spinner. Had my fun with her, then went into Azul for a steak.

I ventured into both Adelitas and Chicago, but neither really offered much. So, I spent most of the night in HK. Many beers (for me and some drinks for the ladies) later I headed home. Got my fill (feel) of tits and ass. Never took another girl upstairs. I don't feel bad about that as I had a great time.

Won't have a chance to get back there for a long time, but I will dream of the day I do.

LB.

**Zoo Guy1959** · 02-25-19 21:43

There are several videos posted at you tube (I think there used to be more). The cameras / phones are hidden by the guys who operate them while they walk because neither the sexo servidoras nor the policia want to have their faces on the internet.

Search around, you will find the videos. Sort of similar to walking around the streets and the clubs, searching for a senorita.

Signed,

Cuanto Cuesta.

**MongerSeeker** · 02-25-19 21:06

I like the Al Pastor as well. When I order the taco I always ask them to serve the taco with the tortilla not fried. The fried tortilla is to much cholesterol for my tastes.

Originally Posted by AmericanNinja [View Original Post]

The Al Pastor is great by the way! It compliments the evening of festivities.

**AmericanNinja** · 02-23-19 19:23

Originally Posted by CaptainSolo [View Original Post]

To Bear.

Al Pastor (pork on spindle) and birria (beef) tacos at the HK cart cost 20 Pesos or $1. 25. Azul's meals are between $5 to $11. You can use either currency. They won't cheat you.

Azul and other restaurants in La Zona will give you a cuenta in pesos, but you can pay in dollar. They will convert the bill at current rate, like 19:1. HK, Cascada, Azul and La Perla also take credit and debit cards in pesos, converted to dollar by your card processors. That may be the easy way to pay for your big expenses, but HK and Cascada insist on copying your I'd fro fraud protection.

The hot street girls go to the hotels often at peak time. You may have to hang out a little to wait for them. Some street girls are as hot as HK's top girls, but they are more down to earth, and areless likely to act like precious princesses in bed, forbidding intimate touches, kissing, licking or sucking YMMV. Some HK girls are ugly but have haughty attitudes liek they are hot shit, wanting $100 for a session without concessions. Fuck that shit!

Just relax have fun and enjoy your sexy vacation. I have seen so many guys from out of town had the sexiest, funnest, most wonderful sexcapades in Tijuana hehe.

The Al Pastor is great by the way! It compliments the evening of festivities.

**Captain Solo** · 02-22-19 16:41

To Bear.

Al Pastor (pork on spindle) and birria (beef) tacos at the HK cart cost 20 Pesos or $1. 25. Azul's meals are between $5 to $11. You can use either currency. They won't cheat you.

Azul and other restaurants in La Zona will give you a cuenta in pesos, but you can pay in dollar. They will convert the bill at current rate, like 19:1. HK, Cascada, Azul and La Perla also take credit and debit cards in pesos, converted to dollar by your card processors. That may be the easy way to pay for your big expenses, but HK and Cascada insist on copying your I'd fro fraud protection.

The hot street girls go to the hotels often at peak time. You may have to hang out a little to wait for them. Some street girls are as hot as HK's top girls, but they are more down to earth, and areless likely to act like precious princesses in bed, forbidding intimate touches, kissing, licking or sucking YMMV. Some HK girls are ugly but have haughty attitudes liek they are hot shit, wanting $100 for a session without concessions. Fuck that shit!

Just relax have fun and enjoy your sexy vacation. I have seen so many guys from out of town had the sexiest, funnest, most wonderful sexcapades in Tijuana hehe.

Originally Posted by LurkerBear [View Original Post]

I will be heading into Tijuana in the near future and I plan to have some food while I am there. Would I need to have pesos to buy food from either the taco stand or from Azul's? I see that Azul's menu is in pesos, so I'm not sure if they take US $. If they do take US $, what would be the exchange rate I should expect? How much are the tacos at the stand on the corner by HK?

I've figure out how much the taxi, beer, girls, and rooms are, now I just need to make sure I bring enough for some grub. Got to keep my strength up since I plan on having fun with a couple of ladies. Of course, I will bring enough or some tips to the girls and waiters.

The plan is to find a hot little street girl then later on have some fun with an even hotter club girl. Is the alley the best place to find a street girl or should I look somewhere else? I will not venture far from 3 main clubs. Figure the alley would be the farthest I will go.

**Camera3** · 02-21-19 18:18

Originally Posted by LurkerBear [View Original Post]

The plan is to find a hot little street girl then later on have some fun with an even hotter club girl. Is the alley the best place to find a street girl or should I look somewhere else? I will not venture far from 3 main clubs. Figure the alley would be the farthest I will go.

It may he called an alley but is more like a street. Cars drive on it and business open to it. I am guessing two of the clubs you are thinking are HK and Adalitas. They both have entrances on the alley. About 50-100 girls are stationed in that alley standing 5-10 feet apart. Some hot. Some not. All fuck cheap. Walk around the block and discover another hundred, give or take.

You should be good.

C3.