Tijuana Reports

[Habeed]

Cons:

-Feel cost ends up being around the same if not more: 130-150 depending on the chica and agency, 40 for the room and any extras (drinks, food, etc), and some more for the taxi. Plus your time.

-You have to go to tj. And it's a bit of a process, going to the border, crossing, getting to the motel, and so on. The weather on Saturday was not great which made the journey a bit rougher as far as traffic and things go but if you go at the right time of day you can avoid any wait times at the border.

I think if you are a person that doesn't mind traveling this would be a great alternative, but I'm accustomed to just boom booming at an AMP and being home within a half hour.

Would like to know what you guys think.

-Gump.

It's very important to understand how much this varies by day of the week and time. If you arrive in the around 8 or 9 pm or later on Sunday through Thursday, parking is cheaper. If you pick up a girl at a club (Chicago has the girls willing to be do the most, HK has the hottest girls but they do much less) or agency, they will be much less busy anytime but sat / sun.

Using the clubs means you see them in person and can assess their hotness much better, and for about $10 though I think these days the rate is 11 or 12 you get a lap dance. If they act "caring" during the lap dance and grab your dick that's a good sign for me, if they act aloof and distant, it doesn't matter how hot they are, don't bother taking them upstairs.

You can get it done and head home in under 2 hours and I used to do that several days a week. After a while I found the best girls and usually saw them every visit and they would text me to see them and offer BBFS.

[Sdgump]

There is no lobby. There's a drive up window where you pay for your room. From there you go to a room that has its own garage. Each room sits over it's respective garage. You park your car, or walk in, and close the garage door, then go upstairs to your room from within the garage. The girls check in at the drive up window / booth and they worker will call you and ask if you're expecting someone. You reply that you are and the girl is directed to your room, at which point the window / booth staff open your garage door for her. When she arrives, you'll hear her heels clacking on the garage floor, then on the steps, and then you'll hear her knock on the door. From there it's up to you and the girl.

Enjoy your time at La Mansion. You will not have the ability to exit and reenter but they provide room service if you need anything. Be sure to tip the staff for room service too.

-TJNiko.

Preciate the info TJNiko: https://media2.giphy.com/media/pHb82...giphy.gif&ct=g.

Figured I'd do a review for my first time. Saw a chica from GG. Look wise a 7/10 could've been a 8/10 if she shaved the arm hair but it seems a lot of chicas don't do that here, not sure why, but that didn't stop me from having fun. Session was good overall did a bit of everything except no DT As far as repeating, this might not be a regular thing for me.

Pros:

-Session is longer and you get some more freedom than your regular FS AMP, these chicas will do almost anything.

-More choices as far as the chicas go and you can scope them out beforehand and get an upfront cost which is convenient.

Cons:

-Feel cost ends up being around the same if not more: 130-150 depending on the chica and agency, 40 for the room and any extras (drinks, food, etc), and some more for the taxi. Plus your time.

-You have to go to tj. And it's a bit of a process, going to the border, crossing, getting to the motel, and so on. The weather on Saturday was not great which made the journey a bit rougher as far as traffic and things go but if you go at the right time of day you can avoid any wait times at the border.

I think if you are a person that doesn't mind traveling this would be a great alternative, but I'm accustomed to just boom booming at an AMP and being home within a half hour.

Would like to know what you guys think.

-Gump.

[Tijuaniko]

Planning on first time trip to tj this Saturday and have an agency girl booked. Do motels (planning on staying at La Mansion) usually just let the girls up to the room or do I have to meet them at the lobby. Thanks in advance.

There is no lobby. There's a drive up window where you pay for your room. From there you go to a room that has its own garage. Each room sits over it's respective garage. You park your car, or walk in, and close the garage door, then go upstairs to your room from within the garage. The girls check in at the drive up window / booth and they worker will call you and ask if you're expecting someone. You reply that you are and the girl is directed to your room, at which point the window / booth staff open your garage door for her. When she arrives, you'll hear her heels clacking on the garage floor, then on the steps, and then you'll hear her knock on the door. From there it's up to you and the girl.

Enjoy your time at La Mansion. You will not have the ability to exit and reenter but they provide room service if you need anything. Be sure to tip the staff for room service too.

-TJNiko.

[Sdgump]

Planning on first time trip to tj this Saturday and have an agency girl booked. Do motels (planning on staying at La Mansion) usually just let the girls up to the room or do I have to meet them at the lobby. Thanks in advance.

[Nothing24]

Was debating whether to go down to the zona or not on Sunday night since I had the night free. I was already planning on going the following day and getting my own room but figured I could go down on a scouting trip just to check out the scene and I still had a blonde on my mind I met at Chicago a couple weeks back, so maybe I could run into her as well since I wasn't able to find her last Monday. Once I got down there I went into HK first. It was actually a pretty decent night with several nice options available as opposed to last week. Pretty much right away I spotted one of the tiniest spinners I have ever seen working there. This girl can't weigh more than 80 pounds. She's very light skinned, pretty much white, with red and black hair. I immediately pictured tossing her around in bed. Since I had literally just gotten there I figured I would do a couple laps first before anything. I spent a little while groping several girls while handing out tips. A couple girls I know spotted me and came over to say hello. Within the course of all of this the spinner was eventually summoned by a guy sitting at a booth so I made a mental note to go and seek her after she was done. I made my way to the second floor overlooking the main stage and sat for a while watching several girls work their way around the club. Eventually I spotted a super hot girl, seemingly in her mid 20's, in a red bikini with long black hair, toned body, cozying up to some young guy. This girl is as close to a 10 as you can get in HK. On top of that she looked like a fun girl as well and was backing into his dick with her ass very seductively. The guy proceeded to give her about 20 singles in tips to keep her motivated. A couple times she teased kissing him but he didn't lean in to go for it for whatever reason or maybe he thought she was simply being a tease. When he ran out of singles I guess he assumed the fun was over and left. Dumb move on his part because this girl was clearly a winner. Some guys just can't read the signs.

She went on to get on top of the bar to dance for a bit so I figured I might as well go down and make my approach with a tip. I quickly moved in on her and motioned for her to crouch down and as I gave her a dollar she planted a big open mouth kiss on me. She stood back up to continue dancing so I motioned for her to crouch back down. I said hey what's your name? She said Roxy. I couldn't really hear her so I said what? She then yells ROXY. I then grab her and this time I plant a kiss on her. I said get down from there, let's drink and she said ok. A mesero eventually grabbed us a booth to hang out at. Once we sit down we immediately start passionately making out. It was raw animal attraction. On my part anyway and if it wasn't on hers then she is an academy award level actress. The mesero eventually got annoyed because we hadn't even ordered our drinks yet but to his credit he just stood there and waited for us to finish making out. I feel for the guys who spend endless amounts of money on drinks trying to get action from girls when there's girls like this still around who give it up pretty easily. Eventually we got around to ordering our drinks and she asked if she could order some wine. Usually I would give any girl requesting wine the side eye but with this girl I didn't give a damn. I told her just to not down it and she said for sure. The mesero left and we continued making out until he came back. He tried to sell me on a private VIP booth so we could have more of an intimate setting. I actually contemplated it for a minute but ultimately told him not now. She got on top and started humping me pretty aggressively. Some 80 year old Asian man stood next to us and his eyes were practically popping out of his head in amazement of how wild this girl was. She reached in my pants and started stroking my dick. Damn, if I could I would have fucked her right then and there. Now I was in a bit of a dilemma because originally I was just going to get her number and try to set something up with her for the following day when I would have my own room. But when you have a girl like this on your hands, you don't let her go. I even confessed to her that it was originally my plan to only get her number and leave to Chicago but she was so hot that I had to fuck her tonight. Her facial reaction was as if it was the ultimate compliment she had received all day and only turned her on even more and she attacked me with some serious DFK, laid down flat across the booth and pulled me in on top of her. When we got up the inner Larry David in me took over and said hey what's the deal with the wine? Is this what you usually order? She goes no, the thing is I took a weed gummy a while ago and it got me craving something sweet. I said oh OK gotcha, just curious LOL. We continued fooling around some more until I had to fuck this girl already.

Once we got inside the room I got naked pretty much right away not wanting to waste any time and hopped into bed. She stood at the foot of the bed and began a slow strip tease removing her bikini top and bottom. She looked so hot, I couldn't wait a second longer and stood up and pinned her against the wall and started making out with her. She was still in her heels so I put my dick between her legs and started rubbing it on her pussy and she was grinding into it enjoying the foreplay. I tossed her on the bed and spread her legs open and went to town on her for at least a good 10-15 minutes since I was hitting all the right spots and had her squirming and shaking. Maybe the weed gummy was giving her an extra boost as well. She was screaming at the top of her lungs in pleasure, I thought whoever could hear outside must think I'm going to pound town on her but this was all off of oral. Since I had her primed and ready I assumed this was my perfect shot at fucking her bare, even though part of me wanted to see what her cock sucking skills were like, I weighed the options as to what to do next in my head and prioritized bare sex over oral at the moment. I got up and mounted her in mish and just went for it and didn't miss a beat. She just kept saying "fuck me fuck me". After a couple minutes she hopped on top for some CG and rode me with some heavy pelvic thrusts as she straddled me back and forth, I thought my dick was going to break. She asked if I wanted to get her in doggy and I said no stay there. We started making out like crazy as she continued riding me and I couldn't hold out any longer and blew my load as she collapsed on top of me. She said oh my god look how sweaty I am. I then started rubbing her back feeling all her sweat and said I think that's fucking hot. My dick was still halfway hard so she started sucking on it for a little bit. Fuck I wish we had more time for a round two but our time was coming to an end. This is why I don't like going upstairs unless I have my own room but I couldn't pass this one up. She took a shower and I rinsed off as well figuring I can take a real shower once I got home. Our time was pretty much up and I asked if she was into girls figuring I can set up a PSE threesome with one of my ATF's and she said yes and asked if I wanted to have a threesome with a friend of hers. I said do you have a picture? She then showed me a video of them in some bathroom making out big time. Umm ok that'll work too LOL. These girls are clearly into each other. Those are always the best threesomes. I got her number and made our way back down and she gave me a heads up that she will probably only be around for a couple more weeks before she goes back to her hometown.

I gave her a kiss goodbye once we were back in the club and went searching for the tiny spinner. She was now sitting at a table with a guy and another girl but they were just eating some food. I kept my eye on her from a distance and waited until she was done and got up. I approached her in a way that seemed accidental and started rubbing on her little ass and gave her a tip. She was nice but I didn't get any GFE vibes from her. She comes off more as a newbie. She told me her name but it was something weird so I don't remember what she said. I hung out a little while longer and later on spotted the girl I just sessioned with with her friend that was in the video she showed me. I had to go talk to her and see what she was like in person. She's not as hot as the one I banged but definitely good enough. I would place her more as a 7. I told her I just wanted to say hello since her friend mentioned her to me. They wanted to grab a booth to hang out but I had already spent more than I had planned to and still had the next day on my mind. I still wanted to see what she was like somewhat so I suggested a private lap dance with her instead for a little sample. It had been a while since I got one so I found out it is now $25 for 5 minutes or $50 for 12 minutes, which is bullshit. It used to be $25 for 3 songs but I guess that was several months ago. I paid for the 5 minutes and went inside the little private booth with her. After some teasing she let me FIV and DFK her. Damn this chick is fun too. Birds of a feather flock together I guess. After our time was up I got her number too and said I would be back tomorrow and maybe we could set something up. She told me her and her friend would be off but would be back the following night. I had to work but fuck it maybe I would just call off LOL. I was going to leave but she asked if I could help her find her friend again. We eventually found her pretty much where we left her and she was trying to seduce a guy who was tipping her. He ended up going away though. Big mistake on his part, he just lost out on a winner. I told her I heard she wasn't coming in tomorrow and she said yeah, not until the following night because they had several things to take care of. I said damn ok I'll reach out next time I'm out here though. I gave them both a kiss goodbye and finally went home around 2 am. Needless to say I never made it over to Chicago. The next day just as I was wondering on when to go back to set up the threesome, this time with my own room, an old ATF who's been out of town for several months hit me up letting me know she was in town in case I wanted to see her. I immediately scrapped everything else and made plans to meet up with her instead since she is on my Mount Rushmore of providers. The threesome will have to wait for another few days while I give my wallet a rest.

[Wordscape]

It's been a long time since I last posted about my first trip to ZN, but I'm back to share a couple of stories and observations from over the last few years, besides the usual I fucked so-and-so and it cost more than I'd hoped haha.

Story #1: For Free, Mostly.

A couple years ago I was out haunting the streets and alley around 4 am looking for one last nut with a street girl with my last $50 for the night. As I pass Playboy club a puta who was outside talking to the meseros saw me and told me how handsome I was and to come fuck her, that she'll even fuck me for free. She wasn't the best looking, decent face but ugh body LOL, so at first I say no gracias with a smile and kept walking. She did not let up though and yelled at me as I reach the corner to PLEASE fuck her. So, I said fuck it, it would be rude since she said please and all hahaha.

Fully prepared for some kind of scam, I walked back, asked how much for real, and she said it's really free and starts making out with me on the street. I say ok and follow her up and pay for the $40 VIP room, a couple $4 beers for us both and once the door closes she's instantly on her knees giving me a BBBJ. I tell her again I want her pussy for free and she tells me it's all mine. She puts on a condom and we start fucking, but within 5 minutes she takes it off while staring with the sluttiest look in her eyes I have ever seen. I finished up, we made out some more, and I leave without her asking for a peso more.

Story #2: Civie Action at HK.

About a few weeks ago I was at HK on a Saturday night around 2 am, which I tend to avoid due to the epic sausage fest weekends usually become. I wander into the Miami part of the club for a little elbow room and join a circle of people standing and watching the ongoing shaving cream show. I notice there's a guy and two cute civies sitting at a bench with enough room for me to join them, so I ask one of the civie girls if I can sit next to her and she says of course. She's dancing in her seat rubbing shoulders with me so I start dancing and talking to her about where she's from, etc. She tells me the guy she's with is her friends boyfriend but that she's single. I tell her she's prettier than all the girls working at HK. All of this is in Spanish by the way, in case you needed another reason to keep learning it.

Soon enough she's up tipping and groping the shaving cream girls, so I hand her about $5 in ones and ask her to give me a little show by tipping the putas. She sits down and says no, I'll give you a show myself. I throw dollar bill #1 on her lap and caress her inner thigh. She says more. #2 goes in her cleavage and I rub her tits over her shirt. She again says more, so #3 goes into her cleavage again and this time I rub her tits under her bra. She says more again, so #4 and 5 go back into her crotch as she spreads her legs and lets me play with her pussy right there in the middle of the club. We start making out, but of course her friend notices all this decides to cock block by taking my girl to dance on her instead LOL. Looking back I regret not trying to counter the cock block, but that just felt like too much work at the time.

Observation: Fresh Chica Signs.

I prefer newer chicas for many reasons, for example the fact that they simply aren't as jaded. I think that's got me pretty good about figuring out who's new to HK and who's not. Pretty big signs that they're new to the game are:

- Noticeable nervousness while dancing on stage, or even just standing around with nervous body language (e. G. Playing with hair).

- Multiple meseros don't know their name when you buy them a drink.

- Especially true if the guys at the Cascadas desk don't know their name!

- Fewer tattoos and surgeries than average.

- HK has certain communal wardrobe pieces, most noticeably some beat up heels. If she's wearing those, she's probably really new.

It's actually a hell of a lot harder to determine while you're talking to them because most women have had lots of practice being fake and lying to men one-on-one.

I would love it if anyone wants to share any other tips about identifying newer chicas. Happy mongering!

[StubbornMule]

Finally getting around to writing this report. Spent Sunday evening to Wednesday morning at Cascadas; used the VIP card to get some juicy room discounts. Sessioned with 4 girls: Mafer, Now, Mabeline, and Lili. Mafer was amazing, really sweet girl. Picked her up in Tropical. Now was ok; she had great breasts and was very sweet, but she wasn't quite my type, maybe just a shade too thick for me. I'd seen Mabeline before on previous trips and she recognized me. She is able to make me finish when I think I am drained. I spied Lili from across the room. She has a perfect ass which she posed to great effect at a strategic point in the room. She was great. All in all a worthwhile trip.

[WaffleEater]

First time heading to TJ and was curious on how to go about soliciting some fun via the local customs. Do I just strike up a convo with a random in the club and shoot my shot or is it more of a sit and be approached by available ladies working? I'm privy to HK and some street walker type stuff but I would rather visit an establishment or a house that's been vetted. Sorry for not taking time to RTF but I'm an hour from the border and pressed for answers LOL Thank you in advance from myself and the 3 fuckers with me. Happy Saint Patty's.

[Senior Leche]

It's snowing here. Weather app said 69 in Bonita today. Was missing TJ and flashed on the old Unicornio. Remember the spiral staircase from mid 1970's or so?

Now there's a blast from the past for sure! One of the first places in visited in TJ in late 70's. Loved the spiral staircase. Most of the women in Unicorno were pretty tough but there was occasionally a diamond in the rough and the staircase made it very easy. Before 9/11, could leave downtown San Diego around 6:00, drive down to TJ and park behind jai alai palace (in summer could get a car wash for $5 as a bonus), hit Unicorno, have a beer or two and watch the "floor show" such that it was, hopefully find a decent woman, do the deed, and be back home with no stress before 9:00. Great times.

[ManWithStamina]

It's snowing here. Weather app said 69 in Bonita today. Was missing TJ and flashed on the old Unicornio. Remember the spiral staircase from mid 1970's or so?

[UCBaja2]

Driving in probably over 90% chance you won't be asked for a passport. Just that slight chance they will do a random stop and may ask for a passport.

Statistically speaking, I've never been stopped crossing south in my car, but 100% of the time been asked to show passport / passport card crossing south on foot.

[Nothing24]

Headed down to the zona around sundown yesterday and checked into my room. Spent a little time at each club, HK, Tropical and Chicago. Didn't see a couple girls I was looking to bump into so I texted a couple of other ones to see what they were up to. Unfortunately they weren't available although one offered to see me in the morning. Went back to my room and took a nap since not much was going on then headed back to HK. I was roaming around the club and on the 2nd floor I ran into a spinner I had made a mental note on because I saw her dancing a couple times and she seemed like a fun time. Luckily she grabbed me by the hand right as we passed by each other. I wasn't about to let her get away so I gently yanked her in and started rubbing on her ass. She then immediately started rubbing my dick. Since there were several seats available I asked if she wanted a drink and she said sure. Said her name was Maggie, 25, light skin, brunette, all natural. A mesero brought her a beer and she kept grabbing on my dick the entire time. From the first time I saw her I knew she was winner. She placed my hand right over her panties so I could feel she was moist. She asked if I liked to eat pussy and I told her it depends on the girl LOL. Since she was straightforward with her question, I then pulled her in and gently asked so nobody around could hear, if she sucked dick without a rubber. She nodded her head, yes. I whispered ok you suck me off without a rubber and I'll eat your pussy. She said deal. I asked how much to take her back to my room and to my surprise she said $100. I was 100% sure she was about to try to tax my ass, especially with talk of BBBJ included. I told her ok, but let's finish our drinks first. I thought she would then down hers quick but she made it last a decent amount of time while we kissed a little bit. She said she doesn't DFK in the club, but would in the room. She then started giving me some LFK action but would keep pulling back, teasing me. At this point I thought this was going too easy and surely she would all of a sudden act like a stiff in the room or surely start upcharging me, but obviously I had to find out for myself, so off we went.

Once we got in the room we didn't waste any time and got down to business pretty much right away. I got naked and jumped in bed first and she then did as well. True to her word, she began giving me a pretty decent BBBJ with BLS. After a few minutes she said she was ready to fuck. I guess we're skipping the eating out part. She asked if I had a rubber so I grabbed one and she placed it on me and got on me for CG. Truthfully, I was bummed things didn't naturally progressed to BBFS so I started losing my hard on. She asked what was wrong and I said nothing. She then yanked the rubber off and started giving me another BBBJ. I got hard and she placed the rubber back on me then said to her on top of her for mish. But, son of a fucking *****, in the process of moving around I went down to a half chub. She asked again what was wrong but then also asked if it was because of the rubber and I said yeah probably and she said sorry I don't do bare sex, do you want to eat me out for a bit? I said sure, so I took the rubber off and went to town on her for a while and she was getting into it big time. At one point she got close to the condom and she tossed it away from the bed. I figured maybe I would get a BBBJCIM finish once I took care of her? She got so wet I thought she was about to squirt and I braced myself. I guess she's not a squirter though but I got a nice little puddle leaking out of her and she said she really wanted to fuck now and asked if I was ready to try again and I said yes. She flipped over and stuck her ass up so I could get her in doggy and she said ok put it in. I was a little confused because we had tossed the rubber away from the bed so she knew I didn't have another one, so was she giving me the go ahead to stick it in bare? I guess I wouldn't truly know unless I tried, so I eased my way in her pussy with no rubber. As I stuck the tip in she said what are you doing? I said putting it in like you told me to LOL. She said no, get a rubber and I said what? I thought this was cool? Keep in mind I'm keeping my dick inside of her this entire time and she's not backing away. She said no, get a condom. I said fuck, I don't know if I have another one (lie). I'll have to get up but I'm going to lose my boner 100%, I warned her. I then started rocking it in a little bit more. I could tell she was liking it as well since she was moaning and she asked if I liked it and I said YES of course! She asked if I was clean and I said yes I promise. She then goes fuck, it does feel good. So I started going faster once she said that and we were good to go. After a few minutes I couldn't hold out any longer, the entire situation had me turned on big time and I gave her a heads up I was about to cum and she said just to make sure to pull out, so when I was about to bust I pulled out and came all over her little ass. I got her a towel to clean off and she said fuck, that was good. You're clean right? I said yes, definitely. She says ok because I really don't do this. Umm sure. Don't know how much I can really believe that but ok. She then finished cleaning up. She never asked about the money but I then reached for my wallet to let her know I hadn't forgotten. Since she let me go in raw I was going to throw her a $20 tip when she then intuitively asked if I was going to tip her for her good service and I said sure. A small part of me wondered if maybe she was expecting more of a tip within the range of $40-50 but when she counted what I handed to her she seemed happy with it so it was all good. We talked for a little while longer before she left. Unfortunately she said she's leaving town on Thursday but will be back next month. She gave me her number to hook up again the next time our schedules sync up and I walked her back to the club. I gave her a goodbye kiss at the door and went to grab a couple tacos around the corner since I had worked up an appetite after a great session. I said it before and I'll say it again, there isn't much better than a surprise BBFS encounter with a bar girl!

[OverShadow]

Driving in probably over 90% chance you won't be asked for a passport. Just that slight chance they will do a random stop and may ask for a passport.

Good to know thanks.

[Rosco Rules]

So I noticed when crossing into TJ by foot that they are now asking for passports. Do they do the same crossing by car as they do by foot? Seem to have lost mine thanks.

Driving in probably over 90% chance you won't be asked for a passport. Just that slight chance they will do a random stop and may ask for a passport.

[OverShadow]

So I noticed when crossing into TJ by foot that they are now asking for passports. Do they do the same crossing by car as they do by foot? Seem to have lost mine thanks.