2006 Massage Parlor Reports

**Mpolo79** · 12-08-06 20:16

Just came back from first trip, as I came to door, it opened and guy came out giving his name to someone on a cell phone. Inside was 1 LE with walkie talkie strapped to his belt.

**Drew Park** · 12-08-06 19:28

Originally Posted by Friendly1

Moonview is a tough grader compared to VAmonger. I guess averaging the two grades would provide a better sense of what one would find.

Throw out the high score, throw out the low score and average the middle scores.

**Rejected Monke** · 12-08-06 17:59

Sue is at Sakura. Took a day off this week, but she's back there. As for Mimi - she's great in that she's different from the others by being young and having a truly tight body. However, were I to choose between Sue and Mimi - I'd choose Sue.

**MoonView** · 12-08-06 16:05

Originally Posted by Zhuxi

Christmas only warrents 7's and 8's eh? I hope you give me a better gift

Good to see you getting out Moon, I will be PMing you soon.

I need to try this Lucy or maybe Sue if she is still at Sakura. Those are the two who have my attention as of now. Look forward to a report, though it does not seem like either of these really need to many more reports, heh. Anyone been going to Kinja lately?

Zhuxi

Z,

Good to have you back on the site, missed your humor greatly around here, otherwise it's been dead and you haven't missed much.

I had to search for your "quiet return" back to the site....NOT! I see you grew a little while you were away; doubled your pleasure, doubled your fun!! I need to get out of the country more often looks like.

RE: Lucy, don't get me wrong, the girl is 7/8's which isn't bad...it was just little things that keep her off the top.(I'll explain more in a PM) I guess Go Slow is right, with so many 9 & 10s flying around here, scores like 7/8s sound quite ho-hum.

BTW, when did they lower the Senior Status guidelines around here?

Hey buddy congrats on the promotion. Time to work twice as hard; oh yeah you already did that.

MnV
PS; you still need to get into DC and see Mimi, and get a real taste of a "10"!

**Go Slow** · 12-08-06 15:48

Zhuxi,

That's all they deserve and that's all they get- Christmas, July 4th, Labor day, it don't matter.

Kinja is still subpar- been twice in the last 3 weeks.

Originally Posted by Zhuxi

Christmas only warrents 7's and 8's eh? I hope you give me a better gift

Good to see you getting out Moon, I will be PMing you soon.

I need to try this Lucy or maybe Sue if she is still at Sakura. Those are the two who have my attention as of now. Look forward to a report, though it does not seem like either of these really need to many more reports, heh. Anyone been going to Kinja lately?

Zhuxi

**Zhuxi** · 12-08-06 14:39

Originally Posted by MoonView

Has a bit of a "but-a-face".

Highlight: Her French is slow and deep.

And yes, she does this mini-strip tease for you that gets a little down & funky with dancing...but I had to keep from laughing.

Scale: 7/7/8/8; what the hell...it is the Christmas season!

MnV

Christmas only warrents 7's and 8's eh? I hope you give me a better gift

Good to see you getting out Moon, I will be PMing you soon.

I need to try this Lucy or maybe Sue if she is still at Sakura. Those are the two who have my attention as of now. Look forward to a report, though it does not seem like either of these really need to many more reports, heh. Anyone been going to Kinja lately?

Zhuxi

**Go Slow** · 12-08-06 11:45

I am all for grading accuracy and hope my fellow mongers lean towards the tough grading spectrum. It's terrible to get service that is subpar when you read these reviews where some girls are getting 10/10/10/10.

Some of the graders must not be getting any action,anywhere in order to justify giving 10's across the board to some of the providers. It isn't just one monger- there are tons of 9 and 10 reviews across the board.

Kudos to MV for reviewing it the way it really is.

GS

Originally Posted by Friendly1

Moonview is a tough grader compared to VAmonger. I guess averaging the two grades would provide a better sense of what one would find.

**Novaflow** · 12-08-06 11:05

Visited my favorite place. There's a funky odor there these days. What's up with that?

Specifically requested Lucy based on this board. She's all that and more. Excellent TS. This girl enjoys her work. Very pleasant, playful and engaging - a GFE. Massage was different - a few chiropractic moves loosened me up for the main event. She's hot - nice Ts. Great session. The General and the Boys had a great time. Mish, doggy, side to side, L-sit - we did it all and it lasted a long time. She was patient with me, and made me feel good about the whole thing. Not rushed. Very pleasant.

8/8/9/9 on the Z-scale, based on the 10/10/10/10 event that I had several times with a provider named Sunny earlier this year. Sunny was the reference point, but Lucy is a very good experience also.

NF

**Friendly1** · 12-07-06 22:44

Moonview is a tough grader compared to VAmonger. I guess averaging the two grades would provide a better sense of what one would find.

**MoonView** · 12-07-06 19:00

Has a bit of a "but-a-face".

Highlight: Her French is slow and deep.

And yes, she does this mini-strip tease for you that gets a little down & funky with dancing...but I had to keep from laughing.

Scale: 7/7/8/8; what the hell...it is the Christmas season!

MnV

**BMajor** · 12-06-06 21:47

I saw Lucy on Saturday, my second visit with her. Both sessions were much like Vamonger's, described below, including the strip - she even moved the mirror from one hook to another, I guess so I'd have a better view from the table. Although without my glasses, well, I imagine it was probably pretty nice. She's got nice sensitive nips and seems to appreciate a good DATYing. Somehow the idea of two girls came up in our discussion, she immediately said "Cost double." OK, that's fair, maybe next time. She also added, "I'm not resbian," but the possibility of a double is certainly open. Usual tip. BTW, the new mamasan, mentioned in another's post, explained that the new management doesn't want the debts from the old, and took my nearly full card. Rats. Anyway, Lucy's a gem, 9s across the board.

**L Knit** · 12-06-06 21:23

I dont know what Sun your thinking of but I've been around AMPS for many years and I know they are sometimes older than they seem But the Sun I know from the vault was in no way in her mid 40's, Maybe I'm crazy but let me know otherwise. If you know where she's at BC me. Thanks

Originally Posted by Jericoholic

Isn't Sun in her mid 40's? What school in New York could she possibly be going to? She'd be better off just going to NOVA since she has an apartment in Annandale.

**Dlrzboy** · 12-06-06 20:14

Hope you let Mamasan know. I understand that this is not a calling for many of the girls, and the job just plain sucks for some. I even feel a lttle service, but then it is a pay for servicebusiness. But after one bad session at Sakura, I asked to see MS and told her it was no good. She promised better next time--I threatened no next time. Althought I had not expected it, I got the house fee back--and she went to get back my tip--the tip had been $25 as an insult. I actually took my money off the table. The girl's attitude had gone from flirty to sour as she gave a rotten massage. Full tip had been in sight, and she must have assumed it was already earned. I told her to keep the tip.

I did not go back for some time. When I did, Mamasan rememebred, and treated me well. Young Penny gave a great session. anybody can have a bad day, and I know the girls have their off moments. But really obnoxious service gets reviewed to Mamasan.

**Go Slow** · 12-06-06 16:55

Originally Posted by Dave GD

USGers,
.......
Received the standard TS, it was OK, nothing special. But as I am in the shower area, I just notice all the mold and mildew on the walls and everywhere. I just know I am going to get a fungus on my foot now. Back in the massage room, there is mold and mildew in the ceiling even.

I just wasn't feeling it from her, she was starting to rub me raw even after using more oil. I finally took over and finished myself. I gave her the appropriate tip and left.

I was out of there in less than 30 minutes with a HJ I had to complete myself.

Probably won't go back to Sakura or May

No wonder you couldn't get off with visions of all that nasty mold and mildew and the chance of getting athlete's foot. I think I 'll pass on Sakura also.

GS