2006 General Reports

[Larry 56]

Went over to PP and met up with Kristin. Tall girl - about 5'-9" and thin - 125#/130#. Small tits - large nips. Hair just past her shoulders - brownish-blonde. Went to local spot to park. Settled on the BBBJCIM for the standard tuition. She asked me to come back later. I said okay but didn't expect her to show. A few hours later at the designated time I arrived at the designated location. She was no-show. I wasn't really disappointed - I'd already experienced her services. I would actually give her high marks on her attitude and skills. Was very willing to follow instructions without complaint and did not rush. Looks better than the average that you find out there. I'd go back.

Not our Dundalk beauty queen??? No greek though. Nice personality if it is the same girl.


Larry!

[Junk Yard Dog]

Okay guys I apologize for not being more current with this post but I wasn't obligated to have to do anything for anyone this weekend so I decided to take a cruise. Nice weather this weekend so I spent some time surfing the loops. Had mixed results but wasn't dissatisfied in the least.

Saturday morning I got a call from one of my regular girls (non-sw) and headed in to the city early in the afternoon. Spent a couple of hours with her catching the sun's warmth ath several locations on the southwest side. The weather was just too nice to stay inside at one of the convenient no-tels on RT1. Anyway see gets a kick out it. Said she wouldn't mind meeting some of you seniors whn you want to try to change your luck. Specifics if you want them but you have to be nice - this is not the type that we discuss most oftem here. Wasn't ready to go home so I hung out wuth a buddy thst lives off MLK. After a few hours and a few beers there, his girlfriend came over so I left to check out the loops. About 5:30pm I was heading west on Wilkins riding past Catherine when I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me. I go up and make a u-turn and sre enough there was Bobbi again. The same Bobbi I posted about previuosly who jumped in my car last week and demanded money. She was wearing black jeans and waist-length black jacket. I belive that her shirt may have been black. Since it was still light out I did get a better look. Rough face but not as bad as some - you could tell that she was a user. Hair just to her shoulders. Funny thing is when I came back by she was leaning into some monger's car reaching for something.

Went over to PP and met up with Kristin. Tall girl - about 5'-9" and thin - 125#/130#. Small tits - large nips. Hair just past her shoulders - brownish-blonde. Went to local spot to park. Settled on the BBBJCIM for the standard tuition. She asked me to come back later. I said okay but didn't expect her to show. A few hours later at the designated time I arrived at the designated location. She was no-show. I wasn't really disappointed - I'd already experienced her services. I would actually give her high marks on her attitude and skills. Was very willing to follow instructions without complaint and did not rush. Looks better than the average that you find out there. I'd go back.

Since it was getting late I thought I'd head for home by taking the scenic route through B/CB. It amazing how much better some places or sw's look when it's dark out. Show a few but nothing of interest. THat may have been because of having two encounters earlier in the day. Hell, I was tired - I'm getting old. Was just leaving when Joanne flagged me down from a side street between Pennington & Curtis. Not bad for someone in their mid-40's and on the pipe. Short - about 5'-3" and about 120#. Nice tits - C cup and rather firm. Agreed on a spot and talked shop. She was pleasant enough but a bit uneasy. Said it was because she didn't know me. Started with the usual BBBJ and progressed to CFS. I have no complaints. ASked me to come around the next time I'm in the area and I probably will.

[Junk Yard Dog]

Is this Heather? I think she said she was Heather, I really should write this stuff down. Anyway these are in response to the degenerate who asked for the last set of pictures I thought were any good, what do you think, okie-day? My Degenerate Encryption Scheme (DES, har har!) puts them at 14 months old.

That's not the Heather that I think most of us are familiar with. If you were out Saturday night, you would have seen Heather at Wash Blvd and SCarey. I think she had on a pink sewtshirt or something like it. Was doing a little dancing - itching for a fix. Heather is shorter and a few extra pounds (at least for right now) and gives one of the better BBBJCIM that you will get. If you hook up just make sure that she is not acting weird - you'll enjoy it better.

[Gintonicrocks]

Picked up older (39) blond on Fairhaven last week, said she was from Pasadena, was talking to brown haired s/w when I got there. Brown top was nursing a mouse on her eye that Blondie said she got trying to rip off someone. I have seen Brown top there since, and figure her for a regular. By the way, this was around dinner time, be careful.

[Larry 56]

Later on, to get an understanding of the true meaning of Channukah (since I'm not Jewish), I rented a DVD called Tora! Tora! Tora!

I hear that the tips are good though.

Shalom!


Larry!

[Larry 56]

Is this Heather? I think she said she was Heather, I really should write this stuff down. Anyway these are in response to the degenerate who asked for the last set of pictures I thought were any good, what do you think, okie-day? My Degenerate Encryption Scheme (DES, har har!) puts them at 14 months old.

No. Heather is cuter but no teeth.
Har, har!

Larry!

[Harhar]

What a surprise! Heather in a f*cked up condition? Nah!

Real nice when straight. One wonders why her rather large sugar daddy didn't bail her out. Tried to 'get a blast' in my car while I was driving through Amoral Park.

I saw her during my Raven shot through the Clix. She has put on some weight. Use caution.

Too bad about AC. I wanted to suggest a road trip there but I think I will avoid that right now. That guy should be shot for what he is doing there.

Larry!

Is this Heather? I think she said she was Heather, I really should write this stuff down. Anyway these are in response to the degenerate who asked for the last set of pictures I thought were any good, what do you think, okie-day? My Degenerate Encryption Scheme (DES, har har!) puts them at 14 months old.

[Harhar]

Oink, oink fellow mongers. Or should I say har, har? You have been warned.

Larry!

It is good to see my Degenerate Good Cheer Campaign finally taking hold in some small corner of the world. I failed to make a favorable impression on Bobbi Jo, alas. This is the result of trying to negotiate with a see**k, they are very obstinate, har har! They say the heart wants what it wants, I think the heart had a good teacher.

Even back then she was not very cooperative. If I could get within fifty yards of her without becoming a f**king crime victim, I would thank her again, buy her a fresh pack of Newports. Maybe I'll stick a fiver in a tennis ball like the peanut guy at Memorial Stadium used to have. She did introduce me to Sam after all.

[Big Red50]

Sorry I missed the RT last night. I was on call for the weekend and actually got called in to fix two problems. By the time I got done it was too late to come down. I'll do better next time.

Thanks for the comments on my latest find, for those wondering those are freckles and moles on her.

Cloud

Thanks for clearing that up Cloud, I'm not an NSA photo analyst but I could tell she was da bomb and Cloud you da Man.

Just looking at the pictures,

Big Red

[Baltimonger]

Oink, oink fellow mongers. Or should I say har, har? You have been warned.


Larry!

He's not too bad. Used to be much worse years ago, when he was a knocker. He arrested Angela 6 years ago when he worked the east side. He's been off for the last few months anyhow.

The one I don't like is Jennifer Rollhauser of the SWD DEU (knockers). She's an evil *****.

Sorry I missed the shindig last night. Ironically, I ended up at that NOVA restaurant where a few of us have shared our mongering tales & future plans in the past. It was kimchi and bulgogi for one.

Later on, to get an understanding of the true meaning of Channukah (since I'm not Jewish), I rented a DVD called Tora! Tora! Tora!

[Larry 56]

I saw some interesting grafitti on the loop - Bobbi hearts Gotti. I suppose the caveat here is to beware of the ripoff artist and hair gel.

Oink, oink fellow mongers. Or should I say har, har? You have been warned.


Larry!

[Cloud William]

Sorry I missed the RT last night. I was on call for the weekend and actually got called in to fix two problems. By the time I got done it was too late to come down. I'll do better next time.

Thanks for the comments on my latest find, for those wondering those are freckles and moles on her.

Cloud

[Big Red50]

I have been dubbed as scribe for last night's RT, though I doubt that I can do it justice. Other than myself, some of those in attendence where Mr. Benchseats, Dr. Monger and Big Red50 (fine gentlemen I must say). It was the first I had made the in-person acquaintance of some.

Being a relative newbie to the block, I was happy to stay in-tow and to watch and learn what I could. All of my previous block trips have been solo. I must say that it was much more fun, interesting and informative to go with some like minded fellows.

I think we surveilled just about every location at least briefly. It's almost a blur, where where we now... The Jewel Circus? The Lust Box? The Mouse-Cat? The Pussy Trap? The Glass Circus?

More seriously, I would say the best talent was to be found at Lust and the Pussycat Club. I'm sure the other gents will chime in with their own opinions and perhaps further details. For my part, it was a good night of drink and conversation with some good eye candy here and there. I look forward to the next.

-JFK

Started at the Circus I got there first, like on time, Dr. Monger a close second. Since we had time to kill, I got digits for Gemini (not her real name) but I have her real name, which I will not publish here. Gemini is an attractive tall curvy white dancer with some moves to die for. Tried digits today they work, she remembered me (this is a sign of little or no brain impairment from ingesting controlled substances), nice chat, we are having lunch, on Thursday, prior to her shift at 2PM. This may work out for me since I am often down at the Baltimore City Benton Building for work. The Fayette Street entrance of the Benton Building is 66' measured perpendicularly from the front door of the Circus Show Bar. Convenient, Eh I try to monger at close range.

Then at the Pussy Cat I think, with Doc’s endorsement I examined January’s 36 D natural, wonderful, beautiful, spellbinding, enchanting, bewitching, succulent, breasts (I’m OK now). Doc was specifically concerned with screening for breast cancer, I It was my duty as a good Samaritan to help. Then as January was dancing and showing off the aforesaid Breastsises; someofabitch, Lights On Music Off and enter two of Baltimore City Police Departments (BCPD) finest, basically Barney Fife without a bullet. Allegedly they were serving a warrant on a dancer. Officer Barney Fife shouted “ID’s for all of the white girls”, someofabitch again, racial profiling. THe Honorable Mayor, Governor Elect Martin O’Malley stated publicly, that BCPD does not use racial profiling, well I will be dipped in shit I’m going to e-mail this report to US Attorney General, US Equal Opportunity Commission and the American Civil Liberties Union, lets see how Officer Fife likes that.

Now I did not see the warrant, I did not see the warranted fugitive dancer, I did not see shit, which means I did not know WTF was going on. I hate when that happens. Oh, January did not finish her dance someofabitch again and I stuck some more dollar bills down her dancer top(is that what you call it) and down her dancer bottom one dollar went sooo far down I got to play stink finger.

The evening went down hill after that, I was getting wound up and Unintentionally (really guys) made some not allowed monger and monger USG Name comments loud and publicly. You know the whole Barney Fife thing pissed me off and I was acting out. Yes, Yes, Yes I was corrected and chastised, but not flamed. I thank all of the Senior Members present, for being kind, understanding and not cussing my ass out. Hey look I am still an unworthy regular member but I can be educated, I am a quick study and take direction well. Ask Doc, I am now certified for any over C cup daily breast examinations by the American Medical Association I will post my certificate when it arrives. Next time Doc will train me on the Oral Gynecological Pelvic Exam.

The best part of the evening was the pizza at Crazy Johns. Since I am a noobie wus, I leave early like 1 AM, early to bed early to rise you know. I am wondering if the remaining Mongers, do any thing cool like getting boffed after I leave?

Just wondering

Big Red

[Just for Kix]

I have been dubbed as scribe for last night's RT, though I doubt that I can do it justice. Other than myself, some of those in attendence where Mr. Benchseats, Dr. Monger and Big Red50 (fine gentlemen I must say). It was the first I had made the in-person acquaintance of some.

Being a relative newbie to the block, I was happy to stay in-tow and to watch and learn what I could. All of my previous block trips have been solo. I must say that it was much more fun, interesting and informative to go with some like minded fellows.

I think we surveilled just about every location at least briefly. It's almost a blur, where where we now... The Jewel Circus? The Lust Box? The Mouse-Cat? The Pussy Trap? The Glass Circus?

More seriously, I would say the best talent was to be found at Lust and the Pussycat Club. I'm sure the other gents will chime in with their own opinions and perhaps further details. For my part, it was a good night of drink and conversation with some good eye candy here and there. I look forward to the next.

-JFK

[Seva Lurker]

Peter,

Tinglygood is probably a regular member and Jackson hasn't reviewed and passed his report on. Pics seem to go straight to the photo gallery regardless of status, but reports must wait. Later today perhaps. Probably even before our posts asking and explaining.

Okay RT members, how was the RT. I appreciate the invite, but like I told Bench, the four hour one way trip just wasn't something I was ready to do. Good times or not.