2006 General Reports

[Baltimonger]

This message is hidden because Crack Smoker is on your ignore list.

Sorry I couldn't see your comments about your favorite Intravenus DeMilo.

Thanks for stopping by.

[Benchseats Rock]

Pam doesn't like you. Stay away from her.

Why don't you remind Pam that she's a who*re who likes the money almost as much as she likes the drugs she pumps into her body with every lying, compulsive, sperm coated breath she takes. And like most of these girls, she doesn't seem to care where the money comes from - especially when she needs it, which if you haven't noticed is all the fucking time. If she has regrets after the fact, well that's her problem - maybe she'll quit being a hooker (HA!!!!!) and then you can quit posting here altogether - not that your posting here actually means anything - and will not have any effect on anybody or anything anyway. Your biggest problem other that you are the poster child for an abortion campaign, is that you want to fight her battles for her, which means you're wrapped up in her day to day excuse for a life - I almost pity you, but she does suck and swallow like a champ, so I can understand where it is you're coming from, I just wouldn't ever want to go there myself.



Benchseats Rock

[CasaDelAmor]

Got this idea from a few other city Posts. Some cities seem to have Hooker Bars where the girls drop in between customers to have a drink, loosen up or whatever. Sounds cool if such places exist. At least, we have them in one location and can safely negotiate for the deed over a drink. So Baltimore Mongers, any such Hooker Bars in Charm City? Planning a trip between now and New Years and don't really wanna burn all my gas in the CLIX. Yeah, I like this concept.

Happy Holidays,

Casa

[Larry 56]

To the monger who punched Tessa this weekend, if there is a God up above I pray for your d*ck to go limp for the rest of your pathetic life. You are a poor excuse for a human being. I hope God punishes you.

I went to the Clix today. A LE convention! Beware. Saw Tessa. Some monger took a swipe at her. In my decades on mongering, I don't think that I've met a nicer SW (when not riding the horse). Then this happens to her.

I'm going to try and forget about this. Have a Merry X-mas, guys.




Larry!

[Baltimonger]

Watch the RR tracks on Washington Blvd. You could mess up your car's suspension real quick, especially if heading toward Monroe St. from the I95 / Earl Morrell Park side.

Daytime around Wilkens & Payson yesterday had LE dealing with a situation. Seem that someone from a top story window attempted to break Newton's law of gravity. He or she fought the law, and the law won. SW's were scarce with all the LEO's around.

I should have gone with my first instinct, and picked up dark haired Rachael.

Dumb K.J.; dumb, dumb, dumb. (beats head against computer desk).

A nice little excursion away from the loops, if business is slow, is to head up to Hampden to see the houses lit up on 34th St. this time of year.

Here's a site which shows you the true meaning of Christmas.

Sit Ubu, sit. Perro Bueno.

[Old Monger]

I met one very attractive SW on Fairhaven in CB, be forewarned that she asks for more than the usual street rate, but she asks for far less than internet rates and looks better than most internet escorts. Tina on Wilkens is also quite attractive. IMO the best way to look for a particular person or type of person is to pick the neighborhood and spend several hours or even days discreetly canvassing the neighborhood. Take a break from the hunt and do some shopping, this is easier in CB than W/W because the Ritchie highway shopping area is five minutes away from the stroll, and one can put some money into the legit businesses in the community while taking a break from looking for action.

[Handiman66]

I hear what all you say on charity. Fox may have me pegged as the sucker, who knows. Back in Lawrence, MA, I had a girl who I would pick up pretty often (lil spainish girl) she had her stories, too, but the first few times she provided service for cash. It got to a point where every once in a while I would pick her up then bring her to dunkin with a 20 in her hand. If brenda was a phony, big shit, cost me 40. My bigger fear, and we (well you guys I'm never around) have done a great job at is keeping the true service prices down. Ill take a charity loss every once and a while over inflation.

Happy "ho" days, gents.
Be safe.
HM

[Prototype]

I never see sw's like those in the pics...I must be out at the wrong times or in the wrong places. I normally cruise W&W at different times...lots more flashing blue lights up on lightpoles than ever before. Where are sw's like those in the pics? Never ventured outside of W&W but I think I will need to start.

[Benchseats Rock]

I guess that proves the saying "Unique Ideas Leads to Prison".- Pere Ubu



Larry!

I would have thought that a Pere Ubu reference would have been more likely to come up during an attempt to describe what cumming inside of a geeking provider sounds like - it's sort of interesting if you've never heard it before, and once you've heard it you go out of your way not to ever do it again without earplugs or an overdose of your own. I always thought that Avant Garage meant parking your Beemer on the street and using the garage as a flat-backing playground.

[Larry 56]

It took a great deal of cruising, but I eventually found WSW Heather on Baltimore across from the park. She has long stringy brown hair, about 5'5", thin but not CCL, B-cups, about 25. Says that years ago she was a regular on the stroll but was clean for about a year and then started screwing up a few months ago. Her general health seemed consistent with that story.

It's not a year by a long short and it is sad that she's back. When she's together, she's very nice. When she's "on", she's a real head case. Too bad.



Larry!

[Larry 56]

Investigators: Woman fakes attorney pass for inmate sex


BALTIMORE - State investigators have accused a Reisterstown woman of impersonating an attorney to have sex with an inmate in a Baltimore City jail.

“It was an elaborate scheme,” said Maj. Priscilla Doggett, a spokeswoman for the prison system. “I’m not aware of something like this ever occurring before.”

Tiffany Gwen Weaver, 29, showed jail officers Nov. 13 a fake Maryland State Bar Association Security Identification Pass with her photo attached to the name of Amanda Sprehn of the Annapolis law firm Hyatt, Peters & Weber. She also presented jail officials with a business card with Sprehn’s name, according to charging documents filed Monday in Baltimore City District Court.

Weaver visited inmate Jason Moody at Maryland Reception, Diagnostic and Classification Center and, once alone with him in a room for attorney-client visits, began engaging in sexual intercourse with him and was observed by jail officials, investigators said.

Sprehn said she was surprised to learn of the identity theft from her law firm after prison officials sent her bosses a letter saying she was banned from the jail.

“I was out on maternity leave,” she said. “They informed me they received a letter saying I had been caught having sex with an inmate — which was a real laugh.”

The experience was especially humiliating for Sprehn because rumors about her having sex with inmates spread throughout the legal community, she said.

“I haven’t a clue how she got onto my identity,” Sprehn said, adding that she has never represented Weaver. “I certainly feel like a victim. My reputation is at stake. There were already rumors circulating about me in Annapolis. My colleagues had to squash the rumors.”

After prison investigators spoke with Sprehn’s law firm, they realized the business card and security pass Weaver presented were fakes, according to charging documents.

Weaver now faces seven charges stemming from the incident, including forgery of the security pass, which carries a maximum prison sentence of 10 years.

She also is charged with false use of government identification, fraud, displaying another’s government ID, issuing fake documents and forgery.

Weaver could not be reached for comment.

I guess that proves the saying "Unique Ideas Leads to Prison".- Pere Ubu



Larry!

[Horsetrader]

My first blockette takeout pulled that crying crap when we got to the notel. "Never did this, need money for food and rent, blah, blah, blah." I told her she didn't have to go through with it and I'd give her the cash anyway. I lied. We got dressed and left the room. I got in the car and drove off without her and without ever giving her a cent. She pissed me off.

Later I met her sister (also a blockette) who said she pulled that crap all the time. I went out with the sister for about 6 months, each time receiving good service for a reasonable fee.

I only give to charity if I can get a break on my income tax.

Horsetrader

[Smiling Fox]

hey handi, giving a nice tip is always an option.... but its what you get for it.
did she take care of you???????
did you get digits???????????????
not a thing wrong paying a little charity. but dont get taken.

i remember a lady i picked up downtown years ago, we went to a place, and she starts, then starts to cry. she is trying to get home, like alabama, or something. needs bus fare. never done this kinda thing before. well sweatheart, im your boyfriend. you love me, finish me, and ill send you home.
ticket was like 50 bucks,all she needed. she was cute as hell, we talked for like an hour, about all kinds of stuff, she did me well, made me feel really good. and i told her that if she was lying to me, that god would get her, but it was the best scam i ever saw. and that alone was worth the price. but if she was truthful, bless her. and have a great trip home.

sometimes the ladies just need a hand. its always our responsibility to take care of them. with in reason of course.

and handi, if she didnt take care of you, well, i hope you just feel good about yourself, your a sucker, but maybe a happy, no not happy, charitably happy,,,,,lolololol.

Smiling Fox

[Handiman66]

Is that contest over ??? I remeber that one, rook. You had her do that around the time we were talking id's and bench was working the sharpie. Bet I could find it if I tried hard enough.
She is a pretty lil thing.
HM

[Handiman66]

Had the chance and took it last night to swing through. Had the family van but with the sto and go welllll......

So I eneded up being the nice guy or sucker, you guys decide. I picked up a short strawberry blond named Brenda. Drove around and chatted for a bit before settling on a quiet street. Cimbed into the back of the van and just kept chatting. She was very upset, so I just held her, kissed her cheeks and rubbed her for a while. Eventually she just melted into me and seemed to just plain relax. She was so cute just curled up on me so trusting.

When it came time for me to "jet" I gave her 40 and a special gift. If anyone met her latter and had a tuxedo condum, you are welcome.

As fox said. You are a great group, love this board.

Enjoy your holidays and see ya in 07

Be sfae.
HM