2006 Massage Parlor Reports

[AmpLovr]

Went to the Sun recently and was surprised to see $80 for 1 hour. Is this the new price at the Jonesboro AMPs or just Sun or a few??
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[Gag on It]

This is the place where Koko used to be at before she went back to Vegas. Turned out that they have a new girl every month or so.

where is this place?

[Jason D]

First of all, I'm not sure which forum this belongs to. Since this is 'sort of' like AMP, I decided to put it in this one.

I tried out this ad I saw in creative loafing last weekend. I believe it was called 'Asian Sinsation', or something like that. Called to get direction and prices. Was quoted $120 for everything. Funny thing was, she told me I've been there before but for the life of me I just couldn't remember when. As soon as I got the direction though, I started remembering where this place is. This is the place where Koko used to be at before she went back to Vegas. Turned out that they have a new girl every month or so.

Anyway, back to the encouter. Turned out she's about a 5 and a 5 body. Got a decent massage followed by ok full service. She just wasn't attractive at all and all I wanted was just for it to be over with.

I won't go back again. Until maybe if they get someone who's worth the drive.

[Acaryu]

Don, Gag and Monger in ATL,

You all speak the truth. $$ was too much for self-service with frankentitties, but I was desperate.

Here's my tale of woe. I've been to several AMPs. Asian girls are great but an hour later I'm horny again. Lately I've been craving American. If anyone has suggestions for getting decent American pie for less than two bills, I'm all eyes.

She must have MSG in her croochee! Captain Howdy, you are our hero!

[Monger in ATL]

Asian girls are great but an hour later I'm horny again.

Oh DAMN that's funny - I just about spit my coffee on the screen.

As far as where to find American girls, I would suggest the chat lines - the girls on there tend to be amateurs looking to make the occasional buck, and there are some major bargains to be had. Check the Telephone Chat Lines forum for some ideas on where to get started there.

[Monger in ATL]

I've been to this place back in August. The lady was Korean, a little chunky and was embarrassed about it. It took a lot of coaxing to get her to strip. I was supposed to get f/s for $1.2 but the unsafety of the parking lot, the lousy massage and the coaxing to get naked was too much...I whacked myself off and beat it out of there. I would not recommend either

Please don't take this as being directed at you personally, because it's not. You've posted some good intel in the past on this board. But, this is something that I've noticed lately on this and other city boards - guys who chime in with "Yeah, that happened to me too" after someone else posts about a bad session.

Guys, if you have a crappy session, this is why it's important to post about it when it happens. Gag said something a few posts back about the women having the upper hand, and he's absolutely right. But, as long as we share information about bad providers (like what you and I had) we can come a little closer to a level playing field again.

There will always be times when one of us will "take one for the team", but posting when it happens means that it's a hell of a lot less likely to happen to some other monger - or at least the ones who take the time to RTFF.

I know it's a bullshit cliche, but knowledge really is power, and the more people who know about the ripoffs and the lazy providers, the more power we all have.

MIATL

[The Don ATL]

I've been to several AMPs. Asian girls are great but an hour later I'm horny again.

Thanks for that man...I am laughing my ass off...I needed a line like that LOL

[Shogun04]

Took one for the team a little while ago.

I had an hour to kill this afternoon, so I called an apartment AMP I saw advertised in Creative Loafing (last 4: 0623). The girl who answered the phone had almost nonexistent English, but was able to tell me where the place was and said she'd be expecting me at 1: 30.

The apartment complex (Buford Hwy, near Clairmont) was pretty rundown, and a little creepy. I wasn't 100% comfortable leaving my car out in the parking lot. I had to call once I got to the complex for the actual apartment #, which was a bit of an annoyance, and may have been a "have you been here before" filter. The girl was Chinese, about 40, and *very* petite. Maybe 5', and probably 90 pounds soaking wet. The apartment was clean, although it smelled strongly of Chinese food. This didn't bug me as much as it made me want to stop off for some on the way back to 285


I've had some mediocre experiences with apartment girls before (and some damn good ones), but this was probably one of the crappier experiences I've ever had. Definitely NOT recommended.

I've been to this place back in August. The lady was Korean, a little chunky and was embarrassed about it. It took a lot of coaxing to get her to strip. I was supposed to get f/s for $1.2 but the unsafety of the parking lot, the lousy massage and the coaxing to get naked was too much...I whacked myself off and beat it out of there. I would not recommend either

[Captain Howdy]

Don, Gag and Monger in ATL,

You all speak the truth. $$ was too much for self-service with frankentitties, but I was desperate.

Here's my tale of woe. I've been to several AMPs. Asian girls are great but an hour later I'm horny again. Lately I've been craving American. If anyone has suggestions for getting decent American pie for less than two bills, I'm all eyes.

[The Don ATL]

Her tits were a train wreck. Someone botched her boob job. The tits are hard as rocks and the left one's scarred. I compensated by staring at her shaved muff and finishing the HJ myself.

Wow man that is harsh.
Sounds like you were jacking off in front of Tara Reid style Frankentitties.
Did they have bolts on the nipples like Frankensteins neck or what?

[Gag on It]

demand is high and supply is low so service is suffering and prices are high these women have the upper hand no matter how bad they are....

[Monger in ATL]

Total cost for the hour was $$. Hope that's helpful. Next time I'll try to be brief.

Captain, you got HAD. $$ for a rub and tug (especially self-service) is insane. You should have gotten the whole nine yards for that.

[JadedGuy]

Thanks for the information Monger.

[Captain Howdy]

Howdy, all. I'm new to the board, but thought I'd throw in my .02.

Visited Tranquility yesterday. Tranquility is a new home-based massage parlor. I called and learned that the operator used to run another spa on Allen Road, just north of the 285 on Roswell. That wasn't a good omen, since I don't think I ever got a good massage on Allen Road, but the ad looked slick and I thought I'd give it a try.

I called and made an appt, and was given directions to the place, which is on Wieuca Road near where it crosses over the 400. A 7/10 blonde named Heather greeted me at the door and walked me upstairs. The rooms were clean with all the usual acoutrements -- candles, CD player and shelves loaded with towels, lotion and alcohol spray.

Heather did an okay rub. Okay because I asked for medium and she never got above light rubbing. She also moaned occasionally, like it was good for her. This was strange since all she was just massaging, but hey, I can appreciate good acting.

She stripped and that's where disappointment set in. Her tits were a train wreck. Someone botched her boob job. The tits are hard as rocks and the left one's scarred. I compensated by staring at her shaved muff and finishing the HJ myself. Self-serve's okay sometimes, and in this case was just right.

Total cost for the hour was $$. Hope that's helpful. Next time I'll try to be brief.

[LuvtheLife]

I will be staying in Lithonia Tuesday night, is there a GFE AMP? would that be the Ocean Spa, Gold SPa?