2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Bikjik69]

They write either a nickname (that you may never actually know), or your real name - or at least the name you give them.

He's right, they write your name and wether or not you're a nice guy. The name thing is so you feel like you're special because they "remembered" your name.

I got a card from eyebar a few months back.

[Bikjik69]

You can get some good info here but the real fun is when these wanks with more than 10 posts rail against newbies because they don't know as much about the DC scene as these veteran losers.

I agree, this board is full of wanks.

[Freshly Snipes]

LE is here but USboy is not LE. If any of you would even use half your brain , you'd know that LE has burrowing their way into you guys trusted hearts for years, and are probably some of the most trusted, well respected members of this board. That's what they do.

[Vice Squad]

You can get some good info here but the real fun is when these wanks with more than 10 posts rail against newbies because they don't know as much about the DC scene as these veteran losers.

[Junky11]

First off I usually would not response, especially to some one you came off disrespectful, but since you called me LE and I care to stay in this form I will. First off I am Man and do not play games or address boys. If this flame yes it is… Disrespect and “that back and forth posting crap” you guys do on form is bitchie, I will not do it. All I care about is women and sharing of information. Now, if I got the abbv. Wrong I am sorry I do want to disrespect the board and wrote this late at night. Second, I really do not care what you think or any one on form being disrespectful, especially to newbies trying to learn form. But I have been in this game for 20 years. All up the east coast and Latin America and my base in DC. I was not sure how much information to give on form. Third, to call some liar oh you used a nicer work non-fiction well like I said dumb ass “this is a flame” go to Eye Bar and ask for .
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Also, for those you post that have 1 to 2000 post, I read some information. I wish I had discovered this earlier it would have save investigating on my own over the 20 years of mongering.

Again critzing is ok to improve the form but flaming is disrepectful and takes away for seeking and hunting of women. My only concern on this board.

With English that bad he can't be LE.

[Sarang Haeyo]

Your latest post makes we wish I was back in college grading papers for my English professor. I don't think enough red ink can be produced. The word incomprehensible comes to mind.
Good luck,
SH
BTW; guys, sorry for the latest rash of posts. I'm going out of my mind waiting for you know who to come home. Once she's safe, I'll lay off for a while. Promise.

[Usboys]

First off I usually would not response, especially to some one you came off disrespectful, but since you called me LE and I care to stay in this form I will. First off I am Man and do not play games or address boys. If this flame yes it is… Disrespect and “that back and forth posting crap” you guys do on form is bitchie, I will not do it. All I care about is women and sharing of information. Now, if I got the abbv. Wrong I am sorry I do want to disrespect the board and wrote this late at night. Second, I really do not care what you think or any one on form being disrespectful, especially to newbies trying to learn form. But I have been in this game for 20 years. All up the east coast and Latin America and my base in DC. I was not sure how much information to give on form. Third, to call some liar oh you used a nicer work non-fiction well like I said dumb ass “this is a flame” go to Eye Bar and ask for Pinky, she is suppose to be there until end of month. Just because a person as not contributed to form does not mean they are new again my base is DC area and know it very well. Also, to the co –signer I have no bad works. I actually did think that, I am man to admit it I was too lazy to look and again did not want to spell it out. For that I should have been called out. It looks like some people need things spell out. Now you can respond to my comment but I done with issue. If guys want me off form no problem. I have plenty of women. Remember, I been in the game for 20 years and DC is my base city, just wanted to contribute home base, instead of reading all the time and during my thing and going South of Miami.

Now, back to my dream from this nightmare I had to address. I dream I was at a AMP. I had not gone to AMP over year. Mostly, because of traveling back and forth to Brasil, Costa Rica and the DR very costly addiction (have you every gone Flamer or in DC Bama) sorry, I awoke for second back to nightmare, back to the dream. As I walked to AMP it had a green sign business as move. “What not my favorite AMP” maybe I will go to Verzion Center or Conn Ave, hit a lapdance club in MD and pull one out of three. No, I decided let me go upstairs, I do remember Black Wednesday. I see the carama as soon as I open door, I remember it being upstairs only again Black Wednesday, double 007. Not sure if they going to remember me, I have not had this dream in year it was a regular dream for while soon much so I use stop just use the Bathroom located in back kitchen area. Well since it was busy I given the first room in hall. The madam said 20 minutes so I relaxed on bed. With in 20 minutes nice body and face asia lady appeared. She asked Iif I been here before and I said yes and give the cost of massage house fee. We proceed to table shower; where I lied on my back she scrub and clean me out. Next, she says turn over and scrubs the front and cleans my entire externals oral and physical rubbing. Next, after I dried off we when back to room. I again lay on my back wanting a massage and left the tip. Usually this would be front and back for at least 15 minutes. But this was wonderful dream she took off her cloths and began rubbing up and down my back. Next begin to lick my ass. I turn over and she provides BJ no protection for another 15 min. Wow is a great dream. I then stood her up and motion to bend down and began to stroke to completion front and back. After, I was offer a mint and tootsie roll pop. I took the tootsie roll pop and awoke happily from my dream.

Again, if you guys want me off that is ok, Because I could be assess I have plenty on my own dreams to share. Again, I do not do the flaming, you can be helpful but flaming is bitchie and disrespect I believe it done because you cannot see the person. Be man and improve the board. But do not come off because you have 200 posts. That just tells me you have allotted of free time. I am all about the women.
Again, I do plan to respond to any flaming for anyone. If you do not like post well Jackson can take me off. I think he views before I put it on. Since I am newbie J

Also, for those you post that have 1 to 2000 post, I read some information. I wish I had discovered this earlier it would have save investigating on my own over the 20 years of mongering.

Again critzing is ok to improve the form but flaming is disrepectful and takes away for seeking and hunting of women. My only concern on this board.

Ok, I have to say that your posts either do not make sense or are worthless so far.

How did you have an ATF performed on you when ATF is "all time favorite"?

Either you must be LE or really new to ANY game at all. I have a feeling it is the former rather than the latter.

Although I encourage newbies to post intel on the forum, I think it would be wise to read the forum first to get a feel for "real" posts and then actually go to the establishment of which you speak and have a "real" session. If you post without any "real" experience, you'll have a post like the one above.

I know that many of us post our dreams of fiction here; but I truly believe that your posts are true fiction without a stitch of truth.

Of course, I could be out of my mind and completely incorrect.... Nah!

Van

See the post just below this for one to which you should refer.

[Kluvr]

The writing on the cards help them to identify you(i.e., usually a physical description).

Turning card sideways it looks like, "fat white guy, hung like squirrel", I'm crushed... #(

[Jake Jj 1492]

The writing on the cards help them to identify you(i.e., usually a physical description).

Unfortunately they are a thing of the past and I see no immediate return in the future, though they will confiscate it if you let them! I kept mine as a keepsake to their dismay.

They write either a nickname (that you may never actually know), or your real name - or at least the name you give them.

[MoonView]

The writing on the cards help them to identify you(i.e., usually a physical description).

Unfortunately they are a thing of the past and I see no immediate return in the future, though they will confiscate it if you let them! I kept mine as a keepsake to their dismay.

Last time I was there post-black-Wednesday, my VIP card was accepted and signed.

There is some Korean writing at the top of the card. She said, do you know what this means? No. It means nice guy. Looks like ascii art of a kitty cat to me.

Any of you have writing at the top of your card?

[DCrez]

Recently hit up Sun and had the pleasure of "Nana?" I think? She has been described here before: cute, INCREDIBLE breasts (best fakes you'll ever see), probably late '20s and with slightly crooked teeth. Definitely an attractive women with a slammin body.

TS was the usual, nice massage, unexpected but enjoyable prostate massage, and then on to the main events with plenty of positioning for the mirror. All in all excellent service, and her English is fine.

Highly recommend.

Wanted to see her again today, but there were actually pigs standing on the sidewalk by the front door with notepads in hand. Surely they were on Verizon duty, but clearly they were also standing there on purpose probably just to see the look on the face of the next monger who exited! I'm confident I could have gone in, but really I'm not a big fan of shouldering through police on my way into an AMP.

Went to Mirage instead. Mistake, for me anyway. There is a reason the lights are so dim in Mirage, only 2 women work there, and neither is attractive. I had Hana, probably late 30s well below average face/body but with a nice fake rack to focus on.

She's a pro, but I wasnt really into it and she could tell. Ended up giving her a pearl necklace after about 20mins of action. Will not repeat.

Shame there arent better pickings at Mirage, that place is once again very low profile- just the way I like it.

Peace

[Cone]

Finding myself in the vicinity of the Verizon Center this evening,

I know that this spa is not taking the old VIP card anymore.

Last time I was there post-black-Wednesday, my VIP card was accepted and signed.

There is some Korean writing at the top of the card. She said, do you know what this means? No. It means nice guy. Looks like ascii art of a kitty cat to me.

Any of you have writing at the top of your card?

[VanDriver]

Maybe he thinks ATF means Anal Tongue Fuck!

SH:

Well, if that's so, then maybe we should request a change to the USG-Websters dictionary to reflect alternative meanings.

Very funny!

Van

[Sarang Haeyo]

Ok, I have to say that your posts either do not make sense or are worthless so far.

How did you have an ATF performed on you when ATF is "all time favorite"?

Either you must be LE or really new to ANY game at all. I have a feeling it is the former rather than the latter.

Although I encourage newbies to post intel on the forum, I think it would be wise to read the forum first to get a feel for "real" posts and then actually go to the establishment of which you speak and have a "real" session. If you post without any "real" experience, you'll have a post like the one above.

I know that many of us post our dreams of fiction here; but I truly believe that your posts are true fiction without a stitch of truth.

Of course, I could be out of my mind and completely incorrect.... Nah!

Van

See the post just below this for one to which you should refer.

Maybe he thinks ATF means Anal Tongue Fuck!

[VanDriver]

I just left the place a girl there name pinky gave me great service. Performed everything I wanted BBBJ, ATF, FS. Great service but was very business like. Not the way I remember it about year ago. However, I will be back.

Ok, I have to say that your posts either do not make sense or are worthless so far.

How did you have an ATF performed on you when ATF is "all time favorite"?

Either you must be LE or really new to ANY game at all. I have a feeling it is the former rather than the latter.

Although I encourage newbies to post intel on the forum, I think it would be wise to read the forum first to get a feel for "real" posts and then actually go to the establishment of which you speak and have a "real" session. If you post without any "real" experience, you'll have a post like the one above.

I know that many of us post our dreams of fiction here; but I truly believe that your posts are true fiction without a stitch of truth.

Of course, I could be out of my mind and completely incorrect.... Nah!

Van

See the post just below this for one to which you should refer.