2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Sarang Haeyo]

What is it about the girls named Coco?
My first AMP experience was with a girl with that name. I was a regular of hers. We would get into it pretty good; it was always like actual lovemaking. Once, when I was so dizzy I thought I was going to pass out, I asked her, "Do you like me?" Her reply, "Yes, you're kind." That blew me away. Who the hell talks like that? No American woman that's for sure.

The last provider I had before my current girl was also named Coco. Insanely wild sex. I use to hang around her place (she was also the owner). I'd spend time in the kitchen while she entertained other guys. Those were the days.

I really should stop reading this forum.
(I'm sure some of you would agree with this).
SH

[Usboys]

FYI,

If you have a chance check out America Most Wanted this weekend they are going to be talking about AMP, ICE and the Asian sex trade. They say they are now teaming up. Not sure what that means? Saw this on Fox News.

Check the NOVA board regarding HWC bust with names, ages, addresses showing up in the paper. Be careful out there. KL

[VanDriver]

This Bebe is the former Coco from Happiness. This may date some of you guys, but some of you may recall the great Coco at Happiness about 1.5 to 2 years ago. Well, she is back and in the Sun. She is still a star performer. A true GFE. I don't think she fakes it at all, and it's pretty amazing. If she does fake it, she does it so well. Highly recommend.

TT:

Is she the Coco who would trim all of our nails and give us an overall grooming after the session? The same one with 1/2" long nipples upon which you could hang your jacket?

Van

[DCrez]

This Bebe is the former Coco from Happiness. This may date some of you guys, but some of you may recall the great Coco at Happiness about 1.5 to 2 years ago. Well, she is back and in the Sun. She is still a star performer. A true GFE. I don't think she fakes it at all, and it's pretty amazing. If she does fake it, she does it so well. Highly recommend.

Tiny T,

By all means let me know if Lauren from Happiness ever resurfaces. Hottest AMP girl EVER!

Quite possibly anyway.

[DCrez]

And huge tits. Which can be ok for a quick fix. Another monger also posted a glowing report of Hana, so I figured average at least. Nope.

I concur with this sentiment exactly:

"I made the same mistake by going to Mirage. Eyebar was closed due to water problems. I had Candy and guess she's late 40's. Nice person but I was very depressed and ashamed that I stayed. "

I actually felt bad for Hana as we both realized she should have been paying me to be there, and she became very self-conscious about her body etc. Blech! I gotta hit up another AMP quick to erase this mongering mistake from the memory banks.

Neverending search for tan, athletic Kgirls with big tits and landing strips. That's why DCrez comes to this board. With all the fine Kpussy hiding in these AMPs, no reason to settle for less than a 7. 8 if you're sober.

Imho

[Tiny Tiger]

Boy was I lucky! In came a provider named "Bebe". She's probably 5"3, mid to late 20s, B-sized rack, probably A to be truthful. (the hardware looked a little fake, but then why would you get fakies and not increase the size? In any event, they were nice.) Great little body.

Bebe had a great attitude from the beginning and greeted me with a kiss. While I know that even the best GFE is just an act, I find that if I give a little of myself and throw in a couple of Korean phrases, it makes the GFE more likely to happen. Definitely the case with Bebe.

I threw out the 3-4 Korean phrases I know and she starts smiling and laughing, throwing in little kisses along the way. The TS was decent, no Coco-treatment (will we EVER find another?) but appropriate attention was paid to the right places.

We get back to the room and then Bebe REALLY turned on the GFE. Lots of snuggling, kissing (sorta half-Parisian style) and just basic sweetness. She's a pro because we flowed into the festivities very naturally. All the usuals were on the menu and her attitude made me want to give as good as I got.

It didn't matter really, but she did not take a trip to the Pacific Rim. While I like that, the GFE more than made up for not having that. But that's the only thing this session didn't have.

When I finished, she made me lay there still engaged with her. She pulled me back every time I tried to pull away. Finally, I pull away, she cleans me up and then starts a very nice massage. After the massage, she lays back down and we make little more pillow talk all the while kissing and stroking.

I don't mind admitting that I didn't expect that level of GFE in a spa and was a little taken aback. Granted, I got with the program quickly.

Bebe said she had been there 4 days and came from NY. I know I'll definitely be back to see her, probably sooner rather than later.

This Bebe is the former Coco from Happiness. This may date some of you guys, but some of you may recall the great Coco at Happiness about 1.5 to 2 years ago. Well, she is back and in the Sun. She is still a star performer. A true GFE. I don't think she fakes it at all, and it's pretty amazing. If she does fake it, she does it so well. Highly recommend.

[VanDriver]

First time poster, long time lurker on the board. I'm new to DC after spending years in philly.

Made the climb up to Supra and had the pleasure of meeting Seven, "like the number" she explained. Goregeous face, looked like Sun from the TV show "Lost". decent fake boobs with almost freakishly long, make Kim Basinger jealous nipples. Had a little bit of a belly and not much of a trim job downtown but overall better than a seven, ba-dump-bump.

Started with not much of a TS, woeful attempt at a massage that ended after 30 seconds. She then she asked me to get into a doggy type postition, from there I got a CBJ and some ball, taint, and ass attention with my face pressed into the pillow. This was all too much for me to bear so I needed a break. Progressed onto DATY, then mish, then doggie (she got it this time). Big pop, and the usual you were great, come back and see me, yada, yada.

Great time overall for a first experience in a new town. She wasn't the best actress nor spoke english very well. Nothing mindblowing, but I got scratched where I needed to be itched.

Thanks for the reviews, hope I can add to the good info that already exists here.

Have a good evening.

Great report Sooner rather than later. I lovey the long nips. Any idea how long she'll be around?

Van

[VanDriver]

First off I usually would not response, especially to some one you came off disrespectful, but since you called me LE and I care to stay in this form I will. First off I am Man and do not play games or address boys. If this flame yes it is… Disrespect and “that back and forth posting crap” you guys do on form is bitchie, I will not do it. All I care about is women and sharing of information. Now, if I got the abbv. Wrong I am sorry I do want to disrespect the board and wrote this late at night. Second, I really do not care what you think or any one on form being disrespectful, especially to newbies trying to learn form. But I have been in this game for 20 years. All up the east coast and Latin America and my base in DC. I was not sure how much information to give on form. Third, to call some liar oh you used a nicer work non-fiction well like I said dumb ass “this is a flame” go to Eye Bar and ask for Pinky, she is suppose to be there until end of month. Just because a person as not contributed to form does not mean they are new again my base is DC area and know it very well. Also, to the co –signer I have no bad works. I actually did think that, I am man to admit it I was too lazy to look and again did not want to spell it out. For that I should have been called out. It looks like some people need things spell out. Now you can respond to my comment but I done with issue. If guys want me off form no problem. I have plenty of women. Remember, I been in the game for 20 years and DC is my base city, just wanted to contribute home base, instead of reading all the time and during my thing and going South of Miami.

Now, back to my dream from this nightmare I had to address. I dream I was at a AMP. I had not gone to AMP over year. Mostly, because of traveling back and forth to Brasil, Costa Rica and the DR very costly addiction (have you every gone Flamer or in DC Bama) sorry, I awoke for second back to nightmare, back to the dream. As I walked to AMP it had a green sign business as move. “What not my favorite AMP” maybe I will go to Verzion Center or Conn Ave, hit a lapdance club in MD and pull one out of three. No, I decided let me go upstairs, I do remember Black Wednesday. I see the carama as soon as I open door, I remember it being upstairs only again Black Wednesday, double 007. Not sure if they going to remember me, I have not had this dream in year it was a regular dream for while soon much so I use stop just use the Bathroom located in back kitchen area. Well since it was busy I given the first room in hall. The madam said 20 minutes so I relaxed on bed. With in 20 minutes nice body and face asia lady appeared. She asked Iif I been here before and I said yes and give the cost of massage house fee. We proceed to table shower; where I lied on my back she scrub and clean me out. Next, she says turn over and scrubs the front and cleans my entire externals oral and physical rubbing. Next, after I dried off we when back to room. I again lay on my back wanting a massage and left the tip. Usually this would be front and back for at least 15 minutes. But this was wonderful dream she took off her cloths and began rubbing up and down my back. Next begin to lick my ass. I turn over and she provides BJ no protection for another 15 min. Wow is a great dream. I then stood her up and motion to bend down and began to stroke to completion front and back. After, I was offer a mint and tootsie roll pop. I took the tootsie roll pop and awoke happily from my dream.

Again, if you guys want me off that is ok, Because I could be assess I have plenty on my own dreams to share. Again, I do not do the flaming, you can be helpful but flaming is bitchie and disrespect I believe it done because you cannot see the person. Be man and improve the board. But do not come off because you have 200 posts. That just tells me you have allotted of free time. I am all about the women.
Again, I do plan to respond to any flaming for anyone. If you do not like post well Jackson can take me off. I think he views before I put it on. Since I am newbie J

Also, for those you post that have 1 to 2000 post, I read some information. I wish I had discovered this earlier it would have save investigating on my own over the 20 years of mongering.

Again critzing is ok to improve the form but flaming is disrepectful and takes away for seeking and hunting of women. My only concern on this board.

Dear Mr. Boys:

If I did flame at all, it was definitely not a smoldering flame. I really just wanted to give some constructive criticism. I, like most others here, relish intel. And, if it is posted in an intelligent manner, all the better.

However, you latest retort is so inundated with spelling and grammatical errors that I apologize for insinuating you were LE. And, to those LEOs who read this forum, I apologize to you also.

Anyway, your retort did have some shades of interesting intel contained within and thus intrigued me.

I agree that this bantering back and forth on this subject should end and we should get on to providing well written and interesting works of fiction.

So, keep posting and I will try to keep my tirades down to a minimum. Oh, and I mean this with all sincerity and due respect: please use spell-check.

Your friend,
Van

[Sooner1]

First time poster, long time lurker on the board. I'm new to DC after spending years in philly.

Made the climb up to Supra and had the pleasure of meeting Seven, "like the number" she explained. Goregeous face, looked like Sun from the TV show "Lost". decent fake boobs with almost freakishly long, make Kim Basinger jealous nipples. Had a little bit of a belly and not much of a trim job downtown but overall better than a seven, ba-dump-bump.

Started with not much of a TS, woeful attempt at a massage that ended after 30 seconds. She then she asked me to get into a doggy type postition, from there I got a CBJ and some ball, taint, and ass attention with my face pressed into the pillow. This was all too much for me to bear so I needed a break. Progressed onto DATY, then mish, then doggie (she got it this time). Big pop, and the usual you were great, come back and see me, yada, yada.

Great time overall for a first experience in a new town. She wasn't the best actress nor spoke english very well. Nothing mindblowing, but I got scratched where I needed to be itched.

Thanks for the reviews, hope I can add to the good info that already exists here.

Have a good evening.

[Kluvr]

Check the NOVA board regarding HWC bust with names, ages, addresses showing up in the paper. Be careful out there. KL

[Benchseats Rock]

maybe atf means ass to face. just saying maybe

I think I know what the good Rev is talking about

[Rev333]

maybe atf means ass to face. just saying maybe

[PussProwler]

Went to Mirage instead. Mistake, for me anyway. There is a reason the lights are so dim in Mirage, only 2 women work there, and neither is attractive.
Peace

I wish you had read my post and tried Young's Venus up on Wisconsin. Especially because I haven't been there in two months. I tried like the dickens to get up there today. But my early hour in DC today provided a plethera of open parking spaces around Verizon. Besides all the stellar reports you mongers have been posting about the place makes me think its a can't miss. I wasn't disappointed today.

I got down there around 14:30, and there were literally 20 parking spots on the street to choose from. I got some quarters, parked, and up I went. Mama didn't disappoint me. She brought me around the doorway and handed me off to Cindy. She is 5'7", tan, slim, with hot round bolt-ons! Nothing to complain about here!

Very standard TS. Had my doubts about AR after that. She took me up and started out with a not so great rub. As the conversation developed I guess I won her over. After a few minutes I got a back walk and she put much more effort into the rest of the rub. She finished by asking if PP 'want it all?' 'Of course!' PP replied!

When she came back in, she disrobed unceremoniously, but boy did PP like what I saw! As described above...tall, slim, salon tan all over (no tan lines), and grapefruit size hooters with tiny areolas and sharp red erasers! WOW!

She began with a nice B2B, ahh my first feel of citrus. The french lesson was adequet, but definately nothing to write home about. Lots of eye contact though. Nice complements about PP's pp which is always nice grin*p. No AR was offered to my dismay. The main event began with CG and lots o' grapefruit play. She likes when you lick the erasers. After several minutes, Cindy wanted PP on top, and I gladly obliged. First some hand play with the clam. She allowed a little inside contact, but then asked me to stay on the outside. She displays a very pretty appetizer. I went in for the main course and did several minutes of hard, deep mish. She seemed to get into it and said she came, but I wasn't sure at the time.

We continued to talk to each other between moans, and we agreed to a doggy finish. She got on all fours and pulled me in. I rode her fairly hard and she really got to bucking. So I decided to climb higher and ride her like a bronco. This seemed to do the trick cause things got very slick. No doubt about it this time. I rocked her forward, and put some weight down on her and she collaped on to her stomach. Her legs and tush locked up and things got much tighter. That was good enough for me and several deep strokes later I released my lather.

Overall I had a good time as usual at Sun. The quality really has stayed high these last few months. NYC must be the bomb b/c every one of these girls I have been with has come down from a stint there. However I do know it is much more costly up there (in the $$.5 range)

BTW, Cindy told me she will be 26 tomorrow, and I think she said she will leave for a vacation back to NY for her b-day. You will be able to catch her tonight, or I think she'll be back next week. I saw this petite thick thang in there as I was leaving. I got her name, and that's what I'm going for next. I can't wait for my next visit.

Someone please check out Venus or Mini-spa and post a report. PLEASE.

PP

[PussProwler]

I have two hopes.
1) You keep posting. And
2) this thread ends here and we can write more about our dreams and about each other a lot less.

My 0.02

PP

Again critzing is ok to improve the form but flaming is disrepectful and takes away for seeking and hunting of women. My only concern on this board.

[Bikjik69]

Went to Mirage instead. Mistake, for me anyway. There is a reason the lights are so dim in Mirage, only 2 women work there, and neither is attractive. I had Hana, probably late 30s well below average face/body but with a nice fake rack to focus on.

She's a pro, but I wasnt really into it and she could tell. Ended up giving her a pearl necklace after about 20mins of action. Will not repeat.

Shame there arent better pickings at Mirage, that place is once again very low profile- just the way I like it.

Peace

I made the same mistake by going to Mirage. Eyebar was closed due to water problems. I had Candy and guess she's late 40's. Nice person but I was very depressed and ashamed that I stayed. Wow, do I ever miss CPHC. Mirage is a complete dump. On the way home I almost cried thinking about the good old days.