2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

**Baltimonger** · 12-24-06 17:50

Originally Posted by Harry Beavers

Keep forking over the $$$, and grin and bear it. It's all about the green, nothing more. There are plenty of mongers lined up behind you, so the mp's could care less. This place obviously "knows" the right people to stay open. Cut and dry.

Sun was hit in the Black Wednesday raids, and is part of the big federal case.

They're probably trying to get all the cash they can on their way out the door.

**Lennox** · 12-24-06 17:30

Originally Posted by DCrez

Called up late last night and was assured by Mamasan "no wait, you pick girl." Get there not 5 minutes after talking to her and there is a 20 minute wait, place packed with fellow mongers. She sits me in the waiting room and after about 5 minutes I lost interest and bolted.

Now I can understand that it was busy, but SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID SO. This particular Mamasan gets on my nerves.

I agree, it is really dumb they can never give an honest answer at any spa if you ask if they are busy. I've walked in many times over the years and walked out after being told on the phone that there was no wait, literally 1 minute before walking up and finding customers queued up waiting.

**Member #4338** · 12-24-06 16:26

Originally Posted by DCrez

But alas, it seems like all the DC talent is now at Sun, what's a monger to do?

Unfortunately this seems to be true. Recently I stopped by IHC and was told evryone was busy, wait five minutes. OK by me. Mamasan returns with a prospect who just would not do. She says OK, OK I give you other girl. Second one arrives and was worse than the first. Saved my resources and left.

Anybody have an intel on 1413K?

I did have a stellar session with Honey at Sun. Got there first thing in the morning and everything was fresh and sweet. We spent a blissful hour together and were both worn out at the end.

Lax

**Hugh Handsoman** · 12-24-06 15:36

Originally Posted by DCrez

Called up late last night and was assured by Mamasan "no wait, you pick girl." Get there not 5 minutes after talking to her and there is a 20 minute wait, place packed with fellow mongers. She sits me in the waiting room and after about 5 minutes I lost interest and bolted.

Now I can understand that it was busy, but SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID SO. This particular Mamasan gets on my nerves

But alas, it seems like all the DC talent is now at Sun, what's a monger to do?

Keep forking over the $$$, and grin and bear it. It's all about the green, nothing more. There are plenty of mongers lined up behind you, so the mp's could care less. This place obviously "knows" the right people to stay open. Cut and dry.

**Rejected Monke** · 12-23-06 23:24

I'm no mindreader, and definitely no expert, but from what I gather, these girls have very strong views on different races. Not saying I agree or disagree, or that all girls hold these views. Just wondering everyone else's take, as this seems to be a topic that comes up frequently during my own conversations at these establishments.

White people. I've heard agency girls just talk about how there are so many fat white people. I never heard massage parlor girls mention anything about weight. At the same time, they also talk about how dirty white people can be: namely in terms of oral hygiene.

Indian people. One girl says 100% of them smell. Err...

Hispanic. I've never heard anyone really say anything about this race. Maybe they mostly frequent establishments Latino MPs so AMP girls don't really have thoughts about them.

Asians. I heard that they are wary of Vietnamese people due to fake money. I don't know about the Koreans they see now that they are in USA, but I have heard that Korean guys in Korea treat working girls like shit. As for Chinese people, it seems many of the Korean girls end up marrying some Chinese guy who works with computers who are not necessarily rich, but a comfortable salary ($80k).

Black people. Now, this is the most controversial one. The reason is that I'm all about being open-minded, but the more stories I hear. The sadder I get.

For example, one time I was out with a girl at night and she was looking out the window of the car when she suddenly got startled. Apparently there was a black guy in the next car over staring at her back. She then said something about how she doesn't really like black people because they are scary. I kind of shook my head in disgust. In her defense, she did once tell me about a black customer who came to see her everyday. She said the guy was really ripped and very "clean".

However, I keep hearing stories about customers who are "dissatisfied" AFTER they have already done the whole deed and demand their money back. Turns out, 99% of these type of customers are black.

As for truly scary situations: I have heard of only one case in the DC area where some crazy black guy stole an escort's money and cell phone after she hid herself in the bathroom.

But apparently, ARMED robberies and rape at massage parlors by black guys are not uncommon in the LA area.

What are everyone else's thoughts? It's a sensitive issue, I know.

**DCrez** · 12-23-06 14:43

Called up late last night and was assured by Mamasan "no wait, you pick girl." Get there not 5 minutes after talking to her and there is a 20 minute wait, place packed with fellow mongers. She sits me in the waiting room and after about 5 minutes I lost interest and bolted.

Now I can understand that it was busy, but SHE SHOULD HAVE SAID SO. This particular Mamasan gets on my nerves.

But alas, it seems like all the DC talent is now at Sun, what's a monger to do?

**Oracle2** · 12-22-06 20:24

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

This place is all over CL!

Anyone been there lately?

A while back Mickey rocked this old fart's world!

JJ

The place is terrible. They will take your money and try to run if they can. Be careful of this place. This is a friendly warning.

**Corsair88** · 12-21-06 23:37

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

This place is all over CL!

Anyone been there lately?

A while back Mickey rocked this old fart's world!

JJ

They've been very busy lately but my experience have always been ok. Typical AMP experience i guess, but then YMMV too.

**Jake Jj 1492** · 12-21-06 22:38

Originally Posted by Jack B Nimble

Went the other day but they told me it was a 20-minute wait. I saw an average-looking gal walk by, that was it. I have heard some good reviews from this place but my own experiences have been only so-so.

I went by there last night, club was really busy so I called first. Phone has been disconnected. The same number that is in the CL ads.

**Jack B Nimble** · 12-21-06 22:25

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

This place is all over CL!

Anyone been there lately?

A while back Mickey rocked this old fart's world!

JJ

Went the other day but they told me it was a 20-minute wait. I saw an average-looking gal walk by, that was it. I have heard some good reviews from this place but my own experiences have been only so-so.

**Sleazebum** · 12-21-06 18:32

This place is all over CL!

Anyone been there lately?

A while back Mickey rocked this old fart's world!

JJ

**Friendly1** · 12-20-06 22:11

"As her oral worked its way, she inserted her finger into my rear end and caused me to lose it."

She push her finger in his a-hole and he squirted out the pea hole! LOL

**LoveLOS** · 12-20-06 21:32

Sanitee,
Fuckin hell of a way to go...pop! nice report.

Puffy,
Brother, glad you got that one figger'd out.

Startin' to look like a one-amp town. Affecionados of other AMPs need to start fabricating some fables for your favorite places...

LL

**Yello Tail** · 12-20-06 20:48

Thanks for the tip - DT is off the charts either being locked up or too busy. Saves me a trip to DT. I hate walking along with a hard-on, particularly one that's leading me in the wrong direction.

**Tiny Tiger** · 12-20-06 19:47

Originally Posted by LoveLOS

Having spent some quality time with Coco of Happiness (pre-Black Wednesday), including the toenail treatment, Bebe is not the same girl, IMHO.

I wasn't 100% sure at first, but then I recognized her. She has hair extentions in her hair right now. Next time you see her, ask her if she is Coco from Happiness. She confirmed it with me. But I never received the toe nail treatment, but she did provide this service at Happiness pre-Black Wednesday. Either way she is a star performer.