2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[Odysseus 46]

Let me add my two cents worth.

I was in the district about three weeks ago and visited DT twice. Both times I saw BB and both times we had a full hour. When we were finished with the physical activities, we sat and talked.

I've been to places where the rush was obvious, but in my limited experience, not at DT.

O 46

[VanDriver]

WOW! How times have changed. I was in the area early friday afternoon and since I had been out of the scene for a minute so I decided to hit DT and try Sarah but she was not there. They were not busy at all. I saw three ladies walking the hall while I was talking with mamasaan. Short story even shorter, I was in/out in 20 minutes. Very disappointing. So lastnight I went to Sun and they kept me occupied for more than 70 minutes...Had a great time with CoCo (old faithful).

Well, judging from this monger's report, DT must be feeling the pressure of the boycott. How often do you see THREE providers walking around doing nothing?

And, they cut his time to 20 minutes to boot. DT must learn that they do not have the monopoly on AMPS. And, by cutting our time to get more mongers in per day, they actually reduct the number of total mongers.

To get technical, this is known as static analysis... If they reduce the amount of time per person, they can fit more mongers (and thus $$$) in one day.

This does not work because in reality, life moves via dynamic analysis... Cutting the time per monger means that knowledgeable mongers will move on to other AMPS providing the appropriate service and less will go to DT. Thus, resulting in less $$$ per day.

The bottom line is we all should boycott DT for a good while. Then, one of our players should go and take one for the team all the while explaining to Mamasan why their $$$/day have decreased...that it is widely known that they "cheat" the system and thus shoot themselves in the foot.

Only when it really hits them in the pocketbook will they take notice and make the needed changes.

Just my take.

[Hominem]

If you paid for an hour and got 45 minutes than you are doing better than most. Its usually a rushed TS, virtually no massage, then an abbreviated main event which is not followed by any post session cuddling, massage or conversation. My experience with DT is that they rush through the session whether they are busy or not.

My boycott continues.

Peace and love.

Lax

I could be wrong, but I think that at DT, the maximum time *is* 45 minutes. Over the past three years, I have been rushed more times than not at DT and am usually in and out in 30-40 mins (and even on occassion less than 30 mins).

The only reason why I think that it is 45 mins is because I once had a really great session with Bunny that was 60 mins. When she came back from getting a hot towel, she said that the mamasan scolded her in front of the other girls and asked her why she went over the time limit. That was the only time I ever went over 45 mins. Other times, my really good sessions with Maya and the crew always somehow miraculously ended at 45 mins.

[Hominem]

About 1-2 months ago (before I started posting on this board), I went to Supra and saw Susie...or at least that is what I remember her name to be. I could be wrong.

She was tall (5'8ish), had a very pretty face, slim, natural B-rack, and long slightly curly hair. The giveaway is that she spoke very good english. She said that she had been here in the US for about 5 years, mostly in DC working at various spas. In fact, when I saw her, she had just moved to Supra after being at another spa in DC for a while (she wouldn't say where). At the time, she told me that she would be at Supra for another three weeks and would probably move to another place.

Sure enough, by the time I saved enough discretionary cash to go back for another round last week, she was gone. In any event, I was underwhelmed by the girl that mamasan sent in to greet me. I didn't even stay long enough to catch her name but she was on the older side in her early 30s, short and not very spectacular. Long, straight black hair. I told her politely that something urgent had just come up and that I had to leave. I think that I will try elsewhere this weekend.

In any case, if anyone knows the whereabouts of this Susie, please let me know. I would like to visit her again. Thanks.

[Marlo]

WOW! How times have changed. I was in the area early friday afternoon and since I had been out of the scene for a minute so I decided to hit DT and try Sarah but she was not there. They were not busy at all. I saw three ladies walking the hall while I was talking with mamasaan. Short story even shorter, I was in/out in 20 minutes. Very disappointing. So lastnight I went to Sun and they kept me occupied for more than 70 minutes...Had a great time with CoCo (old faithful).

[slowfloyd]

I just finished posting on the upticking street scene the other board #72.

I didn't get a chance to report right away on my visit to CPHC about 3-4 weeks ago, then I heard reports that the place was closed making this report moot. But as it seems to have re-opened...

May, "like the month", very cute, very petite provider somewhat older-looking in the face meaning that she's looks 34 but is probably closer to 50. Decent table shower and massage back in the room. Following the rules of the game, I'll leave out the rest of the details except for this tidbit for (AMP*2)+72 - man did she do a number on me with her azn lesson. I did have to ask for it but once she got started, well you can imagine the rest. I would repeat.

Face - 6
Body - 7
Attitude - 8
Service - 8

PS - I too have boycotted DT for some time. I saw Jai last time I was there and while her high-quality service was still tops, I was out in less than 45 minutes as I had put an hour on the meter and it still had time left on my return. Put my name on the list.

Floyd S.

[Member #4338]

She was playful after and told me to ask for her again. But I was out of there in about 45 minutes both place, so I think DT might get a bum rap for rushing out. It is rare I find someone who wants to take a full 60 anywhere.

Ampamp

Amp² is a guy who gets it. He’s only posted twice but he is supplying useful intel. Noobs like LTS should take note and spend less time complaining about getting dumped on and more time posting something of interest to the DC forum.

Amp²:

Other AMP’s can give you a somewhat short session (especially at busy times of the day) but DT has elevated it to standard operating procedure. If you paid for an hour and got 45 minutes than you are doing better than most. Its usually a rushed TS, virtually no massage, then an abbreviated main event which is not followed by any post session cuddling, massage or conversation. My experience with DT is that they rush through the session whether they are busy or not.

My boycott continues.

Peace and love.

Lax

[Sushi Boy]

looking elsewhere, I ran across a site with a list of AMPs, most of which in the area I recognized, but a few that I didn't. I think some of these may be gone at this time but can anyone confirm the existence or non-existence of the following: (I'm sure some people with longer memories might know, I've RTFF already - for those who still aren't sure)

Dragon (G st)
Ginza (11th st) - I'm pretty sure this is gone
Osaka (Rhode Island)
Intl Body concepts (14th st)

TIA,
Wayward One

Last time I checked, International Body Concepts was closed, LE might have been invovled. It was a sister company to ICM on M street.

[Ampamp72]

After complaining about Sun and DT with my 1st post, I visited both just hours later. With a rare Sunday with no responsibilities, figured I would visit Sun to cash in on my freebie, and then hit DT after reading the Sunday Post on a nice warm park bench. Saw June at Sun, a little thin for my taste and small up top. She was smiley and friendly with a nice attitude. Basic ts with not a lot of attention to choc starfish (always bad sign). Not much massage, right to cbj, cowgirl, doggie, and finished mish. Very light kissing during mish which is how I like to finish so that was good. Left content but anytime I dont receive asian, I am disappointed. Wondering if I need to get a dog and some peanut butter to ever get that again....umm, just kidding, really, seriously. Definitely.

Found a bench that was not within eyesight of a stinky bum (was actually kind of difficult) and relaxed in the warm rays. Called DT to ask for Spring, she will not be back til tomorrow, so I said ok. Got Annie, for the 1st time, and was impressed with her bright, pretty smile. Appears mixed, not a typical face. Nice sized enhanced rack, (not really into enhanced, but they were nice) and also did not get much attention to mr starfish during ts. Thought to myself, man, what is going on here? Does nobody give good asian anymore? Of course, not even a lick in the room. When she was done with a decent massage, asked her to lay down and massaged her beautiful body a bit. She stumbled through some cbj, got on top for what seemed like some unexperienced cowgirl, then I laid her down mish and got her legs up and really did pound her good for about 5-10 minutes. I really like her pretty face and couldn't last much longer, despite unloading just an hour or two earlier.

She was playful after and told me to ask for her again. But I was out of there in about 45 minutes both place, so I think DT might get a bum rap for rushing out. It is rare I find someone who wants to take a full 60 anywhere.

Ampamp

[Member #4338]

This used to be a quality place but is long gone. As I recall Mamasan got busted for trying to bribe a LEO. I then read that the IRS got her for unpaid taxes Ouch!

DT Boycott:

Glad to hear that others are joining in. Its the only effective thing we can do to express our dissatisfaction with the 30 minute ripoff.

Lax

[Wayward One]

So I saw an ad in the post with an addy I didn't recognize:

Bassant Studio
1133 13th st, NW
(202)373-9694

No report to give but sometimes these things only show up once or twice.


looking elsewhere, I ran across a site with a list of AMPs, most of which in the area I recognized, but a few that I didn't. I think some of these may be gone at this time but can anyone confirm the existence or non-existence of the following: (I'm sure some people with longer memories might know, I've RTFF already - for those who still aren't sure)

Dragon (G st)
Ginza (11th st) - I'm pretty sure this is gone
Osaka (Rhode Island)
Intl Body concepts (14th st)

TIA,
Wayward One

[DrummerBoy]

This is in response to some earlier posts from Laxman and Lovelos...

Add me to the boycott list!

I too enjoyed DT in its heyday. Unfortunatly, they adopted a quickie attitude to see how fast they can get you out of there. The girls are pretty awesome looking, but, I hate the 30 minute bumrush they gave me.
Annie was the only one that took her time.

I began my boycott a year ago and went to SUN based on the USG. I told Pink that I was shopping for a new provider based on the above and I got 4-star treatment from them until lately (changes going on here too now)

I was told by a GFE provider in Philadelphia that this is one of the rip-offs they do if they can get away with it. The only way to turn it around is to boycott and hurt them where it hurts most (How do you make a ***** scream?? LOL don't pay em).

We need to stand together on this.

regards,
Drummerboy

[Inglewood]

Hey Love,

Read sleazy's report. Sounds like he got the mamasan: ). But then all's well that ends well. Just to clarify. I am a newbie to posting only. My exploits have been primarily in SE Asia, Dominican Rep, and Costa Rica. I know my question sounded naive, but the DC area is rather large. I will only have three or so hours at Dulles. BTW. My only other post was on Columbus, Ohio board. Read responses (or lack thereof) and you'll understand why there was not a followup report. You guys have been great. Promise a report upon return next week.

Thanks!

[Bastosboy]

With this in mind, can anyone tell me who else is currently working at Supra? I've not been down there for some time, and if I go back soon I'd like to get someone besides Blue. Thanks.

I saw "Sissy" at Supra last Thursday. She's a got a refreshing frace, and a 9 bod, nice enhanced rack. Massage was short and uneventful but the rest was good. She tried to ask for 1+Jackson for the works but I just said I didn't have it. She seems like service would improve if you returned but if she's jacking up the price I will not.

Overall, would definitely reccommend.

Face 8
Bod 9
Service 8

Overall 8

[LoveLOS]

Ingleboy,
Read the Sleazy post below. That was a good report, wrong board, but I won't whine about that.

Armpamp,
Welcome to the board. Philosophical is OK, it makes a nice contrast to the Muffy and Loopy sideshow...

Frankie,
Sounds like a wonderful plan to me! Damn near walking distance. Now, the question of the hour for you:
Please advise where one can get genuine Thai massage in DC!!! I am aware there are no extras there, but a real massage would be a great option sometimes... Please post or PM.

Second, some of you guys are a trip!

Hey, I represent that remark...

LoveLOS