2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

**Robert1744** · 12-12-06 21:48

Finding myself in the vicinity of the Verizon Center this evening, I decided to go for an hour of relaxation at the closest spot. This was my first relaxation in nearly a year as some financial circumstances combined with Black Wednesday kept me out of the game for a bit. Anyhow -

I know that this spa is not taking the old VIP card anymore. But, given that it was my first visit in a long time, I wanted to flash it as a way of greasing the skids, so to speak.

I think it's actually the same mamasan, but she saw my card, and explained it was no good, but gave me a knowing smile. I was in.

I didn't do my usual recon on this board to get a couple of names to ask for. However, saying that I saw Coco last time further proved my bonafides. So, without a specific name, I took the luck of the draw.

Boy was I lucky!

In came a provider named "Bebe". She's probably 5"3, mid to late 20s, B-sized rack, probably A to be truthful. (the hardware looked a little fake, but then why would you get fakies and not increase the size? In any event, they were nice.) Great little body.

Bebe had a great attitude from the beginning and greeted me with a kiss. While I know that even the best GFE is just an act, I find that if I give a little of myself and throw in a couple of Korean phrases, it makes the GFE more likely to happen. Definitely the case with Bebe.

I threw out the 3-4 Korean phrases I know and she starts smiling and laughing, throwing in little kisses along the way. The TS was decent, no Coco-treatment (will we EVER find another?) but appropriate attention was paid to the right places.

We get back to the room and then Bebe REALLY turned on the GFE. Lots of snuggling, kissing (sorta half-Parisian style) and just basic sweetness. She's a pro because we flowed into the festivities very naturally. All the usuals were on the menu and her attitude made me want to give as good as I got.

It didn't matter really, but she did not take a trip to the Pacific Rim. While I like that, the GFE more than made up for not having that. But that's the only thing this session didn't have.

When I finished, she made me lay there still engaged with her. She pulled me back every time I tried to pull away. Finally, I pull away, she cleans me up and then starts a very nice massage. After the massage, she lays back down and we make little more pillow talk all the while kissing and stroking.

I don't mind admitting that I didn't expect that level of GFE in a spa and was a little taken aback. Granted, I got with the program quickly.

Bebe said she had been there 4 days and came from NY. I know I'll definitely be back to see her, probably sooner rather than later.

**Usboys** · 12-12-06 03:23

I just left the place a girl there name pinky gave me great service. Performed everything I wanted BBBJ, ATF, FS. Great service but was very business like. Not the way I remember it about year ago. However, I will be back.

**Love Tractor** · 12-11-06 22:55

I've had Molluscum Contagiosum many many moons ago; no big deal. The doc said that it's highly contagious and could have gotten it if I were near kids. I had recently been to a MP in Japan inwhich there were kids around (great environment, huh?), so I attributed it to that. It was somewhat of a painful process to get them removed - liquid something. (nitrogen?) to freeze them off, and it took a couple of visits. But it's easy enough to explain to a wife/ gf if you get it. BTW - condom won't help you with this one.

Not that it's a great thing to get, but like HPV, not a real big deal considering everything else that's out there.

**Kluvr** · 12-10-06 12:35

Originally Posted by Drew Park

"...It is generally thought to infect humans exclusively, but there are a few isolated reports of Molluscum contagiosum occurring in chickens, sparrows, pigeons, chimpanzees, kangaroos, a dog, and a horse..."

I don't know about kangaroos, dogs and horses, but I have seen some apes coming and going from the AMPs.

Come to think of it, she did have a bit of a pouch and hopped around.

**Drew Park** · 12-10-06 10:28

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

Go here:

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/92/revi...cum/diven.html

"...It is generally thought to infect humans exclusively, but there are a few isolated reports of Molluscum contagiosum occurring in chickens, sparrows, pigeons, chimpanzees, kangaroos, a dog, and a horse..."

I don't know about kangaroos, dogs and horses, but I have seen some apes coming and going from the AMPs.

"...An easy method to remove the lesions is eviscerating the core with an instrument such as a scalpel, sharp tooth pick, edge of a glass slide..."

Don't try THIS at home! Yikes!

**A John** · 12-10-06 06:22

Kluvr,
Congratulations on your senior status. Keep up the good work.

Not sure myself either as after six months I achieved my recent status.

Happy Holidays
AJ

**Double Nickle** · 12-10-06 05:37

Originally Posted by Kluvr

ps. Not sure what the criteria is for Sr member, but just noticed I'd been bumped up. Don't think my two dozen mostly lame posts contributed much to the collective intel.

I cut and pasted the answer from USASexGuide FAQ.

See Below:

How long does it take to become a Senior Member?

Regular Members are automatically upgraded to Senior Member when they have been a Forum Member for 6 months AND have posted 25 or more reports.

Revised 02-20-06

Can a Senior Member be changed to a Regular Member?

Absolutely. Any Senior Member who begins posting questionable reports may find their membership changed to Regular Member status, thus resulting in their reports being delayed until they are reviewed by a moderator.

**Ampfreq** · 12-10-06 02:02

Pleased to report that OK is open for business. I saw Jun (again) after she returned from vacation. She is as wonderful as always. Seemed worried after I mentioned some closings. Sounded ready to bolt home. Have to hope that's not the case. She is slim and has large for her frame enhanced breasts. Very attentive and sweet. Highly recommended.

Ampfreq

**Kluvr** · 12-10-06 01:56

Originally Posted by Sleazebum

Go here:

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/92/revi...cum/diven.html

Don't recall her name, but was at least 35-40, non-trimmed bush, definitely not up to DT standards of the time. Thankfully didn't have a wife/gf to explain this to.

ps. Not sure what the criteria is for Sr member, but just noticed I'd been bumped up. Don't think my two dozen mostly lame posts contributed much to the collective intel.

**Freshly Snipes** · 12-09-06 22:44

Okay I just realised the poster said in 2003. Be as it may, if someone gets it NOW, let the warning stand. It's out there people!

**Freshly Snipes** · 12-09-06 22:41

O.k this is some scary shit. Molluscus cont. is HIGHLY contagious. It is a virus with NO CURE to make it disappear any quicker. It simply has to run it's course on it's own. It's a variation of a wart, and those of us that have had warts know how painful they are and how long they take to clear up. Working in the medical field myself, i know for a fact that children and immuno-compromised people are usually the ones that have this virus because their immune systems are not working like everyone elses. This leads me to believe that if you got this from an AMP girl, she either contracted it from a child, or is immune-compromised herself-which may mean she has had an organ trasplant of some kind, in which she will be on immuno-suppressing medication or has HIV or HPV.

Best case scenerio is that you got it after coming into contact with the same surface, another monger that had it, had just been.

I feel it is ones duty, as we are all dipping from the same pot, so to speak to let members of this board know which AMP you contracted this from-and not by PM's only but publicly where ALL can view it, and make the decision whether or not they wish to put themselves at risk.

-Like i said before, Molluscus itself is not dangerous (It can be passed by mere skin contact) but other things which i mentioned above can and could be an issue.

I hope for the parties that this applies to, you end up feeling fine.

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Golgo13:The Hitman - out.

**Cone** · 12-09-06 21:22

Originally Posted by Rejected Monke

Okay, so what's with the guy who refused to pay the house fee to the girl only to grudgingly do it after having daydreams about his masturbation fantasies coming true with the girl?

The point I was trying to make was that I barely had my coat half way off before she started rushing me. The Jacksons were right there in my pocket and happily handed over but, sheesh, give me a second already!

The purpose of my visit is to relax and be pampered, not to be hurried as soon as I get there.

Sorry for the confusion.

**Sleazebum** · 12-09-06 21:13

Go here:

http://dermatology.cdlib.org/92/revi...cum/diven.html

Originally Posted by Kluvr

I picked up Molluscum Contagiosum while using protection. Bottom line, scared me but was a minor issue. Visited the Dr. and had like 8 bumps on base of johnson and and surrounding area zapped. (not a fun time).

**Benchseats Rock** · 12-09-06 18:46

Originally Posted by Kluvr

I picked up Molluscum Contagiosum while using protection. Bottom line, scared me but was a minor issue. Visited the Dr. and had like 8 bumps on base of johnson and and surrounding area zapped. (not a fun time).

Ouch indeed. I can't even begin to contemplate the discomfort of having liquid nitrogen applied directly to the base of my cock - I'd imagine the list of physicians with the skill to pull it off with a minimum of pain and still being successful is a rather short one.

**Kluvr** · 12-09-06 18:31

I picked up Molluscum Contagiosum while using protection. Bottom line, scared me but was a minor issue. Visited the Dr. and had like 8 bumps on base of johnson and and surrounding area zapped. (not a fun time).