Thread: 2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports
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12-30-06 23:21 #1757
Posts: 2341CraigsList blow up doll!
Gents,
Don't be ripped off by this add. This is not what it appears. I have it on good authority what will likely happen. You'll arrive, ask to see the doll and find out that there is no doll for sale. It's a cum on. There is a beautiful woman there who will try to talk you into paid sex. You will have paid your money and walked away with that empty feeling.
LexLuther
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12-30-06 21:12 #1756
Posts: 2282Alternative to a spa girl?
http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...255535611.html
Okay? Who is gonna get her?!
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12-29-06 22:57 #1755
Posts: 39Originally Posted by LoveLOS
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12-29-06 22:14 #1754
Posts: 60eye bar
I went a couple days ago looking for some holiday cheer and drew Jenny or Jennifer (seriously, my dear friend was just itching so bad I didn't pay attention to who was scratching it). Her face and body is an 8 with a little tummy (it looked good on her. I think it fits her build). The table shower and massage was ok and so was the deed. Didn't really last long because junior was that eager. Nothing extraordinary to report but I give her a 10 in attitude. She didn't speak much but I can tell her english needed a bit more practice. She said she's been here about a month.
Will I repeat? Maybe.
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12-29-06 09:28 #1753
Posts: 30Cameras continued
Originally Posted by VanDriver
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12-29-06 04:25 #1752
Posts: 1823Not that there's anything wrong with that :)
Originally Posted by LoveLOS
I can't blame him for a minute though. The last time you offered me money for sex I turned it down - I know I wasn't feeling well at that RT, I think I am going to have to arrange a double with the two lovelies from the guest list who I haven't sampled yet. And I know exactly where to do it - and with whom.
LL, what do you say we meet up at the last place we saw each other and have ourselves a little flesh for fantasy party? You know I'm bringing my goodie bag and a bottle of Julio - hell, I may even bring a copy of my nominated submission to the academy so we have something to watch while we're resting between heart attacks.
I think that I may just have stumbled across a gameplan here. Now all we have to do is assemble the players.
Benchseats Rock
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12-29-06 02:13 #1751
Posts: 453Zero lux cameras
Originally Posted by Macphisto
So, it is possible to catch a monger on video in a spa.
Van
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12-29-06 00:12 #1750
Posts: 31Cameras in Spas
Originally Posted by VanDriver
BT seriously needs to replace those nasty ceiling tiles.
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12-28-06 23:54 #1749
Posts: 1282Originally Posted by Benchseats Rock
McFistHer is right about most video gear, including cell phones... The shit you use is just scary...
LL
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12-28-06 23:38 #1748
Posts: 1823Originally Posted by Macphisto
Oh really? If you were a senior I trusted to meet in the real world I would show you how small the camera is that I use to shoot in the dark. I guarantee you that my nighttime interior set is darker than any room in any amp - there are literally dozens of ways to play around with low light image capture, on the camera and also in post production - and the film quality is nothing less than superb for not an exorbitant amount of money. Low light filming is not necessarily easy to do well, but it's not so complicated that you should think it's completely beyond the technical grasp of Mamasan's handyman.
Benchseats Rock
LL, Should I just assume you'll be happy with a bottle of Don Julio?
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12-28-06 23:04 #1747
Posts: 1282LoveLOS gives Robux money for sex: A trip report
Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Years.... Whatever your excuse for giving a gift to your close friends, we all want to give a gift that will be appreciated by the recipient. So. what can money buy that a monger cherishes most? I would not normally brag of gifts I give or recieve, but I couldn't resist the cool title for my next work of fiction:
LoveLOS gives Robux money for sex: A trip report
LL had a serious case of yellow fever, and a serious yearning for a certain therapist that promised to provide an instant cure... Called Robie on the way up to DC to see if he wanted to party. A bit on the fence about improving on his diet of crack hoes and skanks, the intended gift was an obvious deal-maker for the upgrade package.
We arrived at the warm spot, which is very very open. Ya think they might have closed for one day, 25th of December ring a bell??? Hmmmm. Oh yes, and very busy. Only three girls working, an one was a new girl I did not meet or see. Robie drew first and pulled Honey, whom LL had met previously. I am told wonderful, explosive things happened in that meeting, but that is for Robie to disclose if he chooses. Anyway, he seemed to like his gift.
I was being followed into the AMP by another monger, and so I quickly whispered my preference to mamasan and was ushered into the holding cell to allow Bebe to finish off her lastest victim. Mamasan told me the guy behind me also asked for my latest Ms LoveLOS, but he drew the new kid. Sorry mate, please post a report about her.
I think I may have let the cat out of the bag here.
OK first, a profound apology is due the board from LL for incorrect intel. I previously stated that Bebe of Sun was not Coco of Happiness. I must reverse my opinion. I asked her if she ever worked at Happiness, She answered yes and told me she was Coco. I had to search around to find my report on her because I did not mention her name in that report. Just to jog my memory, I rtff and found it--the title to that report is "A top ten AMP provider!" Go figure.Originally Posted by LoveLOS
Mrs LL status? Look, my first meeting was a top ten, and so was a random second meeting when I couldn't even remember what she looked like from before... She has bounced another girl named Bebe out of the top ten list. My third time to see her and she was training me on the proper pronunciation of "I love you" in Korean. Can anybody help me with the vows?
Now, can you cretans treat my fiance with due respect when fucking her?
Happy fucking Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Years.... Whatever your excuse for getting laid.
LoveLOS
Originally Posted by Jericoholic
No offense but members with five whole posts, and zero trip reports, zero provided intel, and (consequently) zero credibility on this board probably need to slow down on the judgemental slap-down that colors three of your five reports. I hope you continue posting also, but in a more positive and less confrontational manner. Leave the flames to those with some credibility to burn, right now, YOU need all you can get.
As far as AJ is concerned, I do not share your opinion of him, and hope he continues posting. Besides, to get into a pissing match with G13 is easier than getting a hard on in an amp. Seems to me lilke everybody does it.
Don't feed the troll.
LLLast edited by LoveLOS; 12-28-06 at 23:36. Reason: Added my kind words to our new friend...
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12-28-06 20:38 #1746
Posts: 39Cameras in spas - too dark to film
Unless the room is fairly bright, any video will come out too dark and be useless. Most providers dim the lights anyway. They don't want to be filmed either by hidden cameras (e.g. cell phones) that customers bring in.
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12-28-06 17:39 #1745
Posts: 10While I admittedly am very skeptical of Gambler187's post, he at least backed up his words with a picture. Meanwhile, we have A John who only serves to clutter these boards with "I have a secret, but I'm not gonna tell!"
I didn't want to say anything, but the last straw is him claiming to know who Gambler187 is from the photograph.
A John contributes no useful information except bullshit and false leads whenever someone makes a post along the lines of, "Whatever happened to [insert name here]?"
A John, on behalf of the board and its members, I'd kindly like to ask you to refrain from ever posting again.
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12-28-06 17:36 #1744
Posts: 877And the Winner is.....
BOYS BOYS BOYS!!!!
All of this macho-keyboarding is just so much BS!
Meet in the real world and SETTLE all this CRAP, PLEASE!
At the very least keep it in PMs so I do not have to slog thru all your garbage.
Thank you!
JJ
[QUOTE=A John]This was the last thing I HOPED I would ever hear from you Golgo13 (personally that is)
Originally Posted by Golgo13 Your PM to me 10/09/06
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12-28-06 15:37 #1743
Posts: 53Originally Posted by The Nub
At the bottom there are listings. Now mind you this 2005 post and there was an updated one along the way. My suggestion is to use the search tool with those spas names. Mind you it will be footwork to sift through things and I might add google maps as been quite helpful More than that my experience in DC has been so so. I street spa I don't know is still in business or not but they provided an ok handshake
Oh & check your PM