2006 Archived Massage Parlor Reports

[LexLuther]

Gents,

Don't be ripped off by this add. This is not what it appears. I have it on good authority what will likely happen. You'll arrive, ask to see the doll and find out that there is no doll for sale. It's a cum on. There is a beautiful woman there who will try to talk you into paid sex. You will have paid your money and walked away with that empty feeling.

LexLuther

[Drew Park]

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/n...255535611.html

Okay? Who is gonna get her?!

[Macphisto]

I was being followed into the AMP by another monger, and so I quickly whispered my preference to mamasan and was ushered into the holding cell to allow Bebe to finish off her lastest victim. Mamasan told me the guy behind me also asked for my latest Ms LoveLOS, but he drew the new kid. Sorry mate, please post a report about her.

I wouldn't be surprised if that was me, but I didn't see another monger . I asked for Bebe (saw her before), but was told she was busy. I drew Miko - 7s across the board. I think someone else also reviewed her before.

[Corsair88]

I went a couple days ago looking for some holiday cheer and drew Jenny or Jennifer (seriously, my dear friend was just itching so bad I didn't pay attention to who was scratching it). Her face and body is an 8 with a little tummy (it looked good on her. I think it fits her build). The table shower and massage was ok and so was the deed. Didn't really last long because junior was that eager. Nothing extraordinary to report but I give her a 10 in attitude. She didn't speak much but I can tell her english needed a bit more practice. She said she's been here about a month.

Will I repeat? Maybe.

[Mack287]

Actually, and correct me if I am mistaken, there are 0 lux cameras that are specially suited to film in very low (or no) light situations. In fact, a friend of mine had a Sony Hi-8 camera a few years ago that not only filmed in 0 light but, in the correct light, could film through someone's clothes... No shit!

So, it is possible to catch a monger on video in a spa.

Van

I have installed exterior and lobby cameras at many of the spas over the years. I can assure you that none of those establishments had any devices in the rooms. That said, I suppose there's always the one spa that could have such a setup. It would take much checking to actually say with any degree of certainty whether the room is "camera clear". But don't you think some of these spa videos would be circulating out there if this was a common practice?

[Benchseats Rock]

LoveLOS gives Robux money for sex.

Did he at least earn a tip?

I can't blame him for a minute though. The last time you offered me money for sex I turned it down - I know I wasn't feeling well at that RT, I think I am going to have to arrange a double with the two lovelies from the guest list who I haven't sampled yet. And I know exactly where to do it - and with whom.

LL, what do you say we meet up at the last place we saw each other and have ourselves a little flesh for fantasy party? You know I'm bringing my goodie bag and a bottle of Julio - hell, I may even bring a copy of my nominated submission to the academy so we have something to watch while we're resting between heart attacks.

I think that I may just have stumbled across a gameplan here. Now all we have to do is assemble the players.



Benchseats Rock

[VanDriver]

Unless the room is fairly bright, any video will come out too dark and be useless. Most providers dim the lights anyway. They don't want to be filmed either by hidden cameras (e.g. cell phones) that customers bring in.

Actually, and correct me if I am mistaken, there are 0 lux cameras that are specially suited to film in very low (or no) light situations. In fact, a friend of mine had a Sony Hi-8 camera a few years ago that not only filmed in 0 light but, in the correct light, could film through someone's clothes... No shit!

So, it is possible to catch a monger on video in a spa.

Van

[YabbleDabble]

I always had a funny feeling in a spa when they had wall mounted mirrors or vents in the ceilings. However, I never in a million years thought about them putting it on the internet.

I thought that, if they did have them, they may have used it for training purposes for the other ladies. LOL.

Van

I have always had a funny feeling about the devices BT have mounted in their ceilings, they reealy don;t look like smoke detectors to me. Anybody have any intel on what those devices are.

BT seriously needs to replace those nasty ceiling tiles.

[LoveLOS]

LL, Should I just assume you'll be happy with a bottle of Don Julio?

Sí Señor! Don Julio rocks!

McFistHer is right about most video gear, including cell phones... The shit you use is just scary...

LL

[Benchseats Rock]

Unless the room is fairly bright, any video will come out too dark and be useless. Most providers dim the lights anyway. They don't want to be filmed either by hidden cameras (e.g. cell phones) that customers bring in.

Oh really? If you were a senior I trusted to meet in the real world I would show you how small the camera is that I use to shoot in the dark. I guarantee you that my nighttime interior set is darker than any room in any amp - there are literally dozens of ways to play around with low light image capture, on the camera and also in post production - and the film quality is nothing less than superb for not an exorbitant amount of money. Low light filming is not necessarily easy to do well, but it's not so complicated that you should think it's completely beyond the technical grasp of Mamasan's handyman.


Benchseats Rock


LL, Should I just assume you'll be happy with a bottle of Don Julio?

[LoveLOS]

Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Years.... Whatever your excuse for giving a gift to your close friends, we all want to give a gift that will be appreciated by the recipient. So. what can money buy that a monger cherishes most? I would not normally brag of gifts I give or recieve, but I couldn't resist the cool title for my next work of fiction:

LoveLOS gives Robux money for sex: A trip report

LL had a serious case of yellow fever, and a serious yearning for a certain therapist that promised to provide an instant cure... Called Robie on the way up to DC to see if he wanted to party. A bit on the fence about improving on his diet of crack hoes and skanks, the intended gift was an obvious deal-maker for the upgrade package.

We arrived at the warm spot, which is very very open. Ya think they might have closed for one day, 25th of December ring a bell??? Hmmmm. Oh yes, and very busy. Only three girls working, an one was a new girl I did not meet or see. Robie drew first and pulled Honey, whom LL had met previously. I am told wonderful, explosive things happened in that meeting, but that is for Robie to disclose if he chooses. Anyway, he seemed to like his gift.

I was being followed into the AMP by another monger, and so I quickly whispered my preference to mamasan and was ushered into the holding cell to allow Bebe to finish off her lastest victim. Mamasan told me the guy behind me also asked for my latest Ms LoveLOS, but he drew the new kid. Sorry mate, please post a report about her.

I think I may have let the cat out of the bag here.

OK first, a profound apology is due the board from LL for incorrect intel. I previously stated that Bebe of Sun was not Coco of Happiness. I must reverse my opinion. I asked her if she ever worked at Happiness, She answered yes and told me she was Coco. I had to search around to find my report on her because I did not mention her name in that report. Just to jog my memory, I rtff and found it--the title to that report is "A top ten AMP provider!" Go figure.

Here are some highlights:

1. She is stunning (in my humble, but rarely disputed in such matters, opinion).
2. She has long black hair like Asians are supposed to have--no streaking, no dyed shit.
3. NATURAL B+ or Cs
4. Wonderful, playful, table shower
5. No mechanical script actress, we made it up as we went.
6. Light kissing.
7. near GFE.
8. LL did the undressing - of her.
9. All the standard, and a few special, abbreviations were on the menu.
10. Nekkid Fingernail and Toenail trimming.
11. Quite decent muscular stretching...
12. Post event Cuddling.
13. Decent engrish.
14. dressing, socks, shoes, etc.
15. No concern for money, acted genuinly appreciative when I told her she could keep the photgraph of Benjamin Franklin I had under my watch.
15. In and out in 85 minutes! I dont have to tell you this was not at DT...
16. The valet guy (translation-bum on the street that tell you going in he will watch your car for you) thought I must have had two girls -- I felt that good.
17. Strong candidate of Mrs LL status, assuming she is not already Mrs Driver!

LARS rating:
Looks 9+
Attitude 9.99
Session 9
Overall 10 This one is a private stock keeper...

I never got back to her to seal the deal on Mrs LL status before the demise of happiness - literally. Re: #3 -- She has apparently had some surgery since the C's have definately been enhanced, but done nicely. Re: #10 Was not performed either time @ the new place...

Mrs LL status? Look, my first meeting was a top ten, and so was a random second meeting when I couldn't even remember what she looked like from before... She has bounced another girl named Bebe out of the top ten list. My third time to see her and she was training me on the proper pronunciation of "I love you" in Korean. Can anybody help me with the vows?

Now, can you cretans treat my fiance with due respect when fucking her?

Happy fucking Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, New Years.... Whatever your excuse for getting laid.

LoveLOS

First post:
Long time lurker, and all I'm going to have to say is Haywood Jablowme sounds like he's full of shit.

Third post:
Post pics, because until you do, I call bullshit. The only thing I agree with in yoru post is that...

Fifth post:
A John, on behalf of the board and its members, I'd kindly like to ask you to refrain from ever posting again.

Jeryhollick,
No offense but members with five whole posts, and zero trip reports, zero provided intel, and (consequently) zero credibility on this board probably need to slow down on the judgemental slap-down that colors three of your five reports. I hope you continue posting also, but in a more positive and less confrontational manner. Leave the flames to those with some credibility to burn, right now, YOU need all you can get.

As far as AJ is concerned, I do not share your opinion of him, and hope he continues posting. Besides, to get into a pissing match with G13 is easier than getting a hard on in an amp. Seems to me lilke everybody does it.

Don't feed the troll.
LL

[Macphisto]

Unless the room is fairly bright, any video will come out too dark and be useless. Most providers dim the lights anyway. They don't want to be filmed either by hidden cameras (e.g. cell phones) that customers bring in.

[Jericoholic]

While I admittedly am very skeptical of Gambler187's post, he at least backed up his words with a picture. Meanwhile, we have A John who only serves to clutter these boards with "I have a secret, but I'm not gonna tell!"

I didn't want to say anything, but the last straw is him claiming to know who Gambler187 is from the photograph.

A John contributes no useful information except bullshit and false leads whenever someone makes a post along the lines of, "Whatever happened to [insert name here]?"

A John, on behalf of the board and its members, I'd kindly like to ask you to refrain from ever posting again.

[Sleazebum]

BOYS BOYS BOYS!!!!

All of this macho-keyboarding is just so much BS!

Meet in the real world and SETTLE all this CRAP, PLEASE!

At the very least keep it in PMs so I do not have to slog thru all your garbage.

Thank you!

JJ


[QUOTE=A John]This was the last thing I HOPED I would ever hear from you Golgo13 (personally that is)

Peace
I assure you that our riff from the past, is just that...in the past. I can't exactly remember why we were at logger heads but just take this PM as an apology.
Peace.

Now this?
Somehow this just doesn't sound like peace.




PHD no but you're close actually a little higher. I have never mentioned my SO unlike this other person you mentioned on this form until Black Tuesday 08/15/06 when the actual raids took place. Finances was not a problem however my lack of information/resources was. So I took a chance and I posted to the form for help. The response was overwhelming and extremely helpful. Lawyers Immigration Officials etc.

In regard to this other member you mentioned in this quote. He knows how I feel about him also.
He like you couldn't carry my dirty jock str*p

You stated back in September of this year to a couple of the seniors whom I respect. You only retaliate when you're called out. Seems to me your calling me OUT.

This happens to be the second snide remark (below the belt) you've took at me.

You showed me nothing other than confrontation every time you can.

I don't recall ever mentioning your name in any post to this form.

I'm telling you now for the last time. Keep my name out of your thoughts, fingers etc. as I have nothing to say to you nor do I need to.


As for you Gambler187,


I said some of which you stated was true. I still say you're a liar as this part of your quote is not even close to accurate. You're not going in a spa as often as "twice a week" for hours (yes pleural) and keep the owner of DT room occupied while customers are lining up. You may very well take her/them outside (as I now know who you are) thanks for the photo.

Neither of them has been deported or gone back to Korea

Seems to me if we've posted accurate personal information we won't find ourselves out on the ledge.

Happy Hunting
AJ

[Saiyen]

Well, I'm still a newb and I need to pointed in the right direction. I looked through 10 pages of this board and the only massage parlor I found was "Sun" which ppl say is not closed. Just name a couple parlors pls, I need a rub down bad, the stress is killing me.

Btw, where is this "Sun" spa? or where can I get more info on it?

The Nub

http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...page=118&pp=15

At the bottom there are listings. Now mind you this 2005 post and there was an updated one along the way. My suggestion is to use the search tool with those spas names. Mind you it will be footwork to sift through things and I might add google maps as been quite helpful More than that my experience in DC has been so so. I street spa I don't know is still in business or not but they provided an ok handshake

Oh & check your PM