2006 Archived General Reports

**Bobs In Philly** · 10-24-06 20:56

Originally Posted by Ed Norton

Well, this is almost as laughable as the guy who posts New Jersey stuff here in the Philadelphia General forum, because he gets confused that there is more than one General forum in the USASexGuide.

Anyway, what's to stop some guy at the sw's place from stepping out and robbing you while you're checking out the rooms? Always a barrel of laughs in here.

What's next? Getting confused about a provider's name and making one up?

Glad some else brought up the room checking because I was thinking the same thing.

**Ed Norton** · 10-24-06 19:55

Originally Posted by Hizark21

Sorry to hear you got robbed. I am usually very reluctant to go back to a sw's place. If I do I check out all the rooms beforehand so some guy can't step out and rob me.

Well, this is almost as laughable as the guy who posts New Jersey stuff here in the Philadelphia General forum, because he gets confused that there is more than one General forum in the USASexGuide.

Anyway, what's to stop some guy at the sw's place from stepping out and robbing you while you're checking out the rooms? Always a barrel of laughs in here.

What's next? Getting confused about a provider's name and making one up?

**Hizark21** · 10-24-06 18:00

Sorry to hear you got robbed. I am usually very reluctant to go back to a sw's place. If I do I check out all the rooms beforehand so some guy can't step out and rob me.

**Jacken** · 10-24-06 17:45

All,

I can confirm Dude's report, LE is in full enforce mode today ( typical for 2 weeks to elections). I too was pulled over for “looking suspicious”. Personally I think I was racially profiled since I was the only white guy in a BMW in the area. Anyway, I have a great excuse that got me off scott-free.

I was polite, and respectful when pulled over. When I asked why I was pulled over he said I was going a little fast (clearly not the case since other cars were tailgating me)

Here was the conversation that followed (after the background check).

Officer: Your not from around here, what are you doing here?

Me: Shopping

Officer: Yea, I bet. And what are you shopping for?

Me: Um……

Officer: (before I could fully answer he followed up with) I know, your looking for a girl aren’t you.

Me: Of course not…. (acting insulted with a little hint of a chuckle)

Officer: I see it all day, you guys coming down from the suburbs looking for a girl instead of going home to your wife… be honest that’s why you’re here (I was shocked he was this forward about it)

Me: No sir…, Actually why I’m here is that I am looking for a theater, called the Art Holiday? (acting a little embarised) I’m supposed to meet a friend for a date and he gave me directions to this place but I’m a little lost.

Officer: (Visibly stunned) Oh….. um……sorry, it’s right up the street where the El turns. Be safe…..(handing me back my ID and papers)

And off I went, laughing the whole way home. Moral of the story, claim to be gay and lost, and hope the officer has had sensitivity training (or a camera in his car).

Naturally I can’t tell this story to my friends; so you kind folks are the next best thing. I thank you all for letting my share it here, and for all your posts over the last 5 years I have been reading. It’s kept me out of some real trouble, hopefully this one will save you someday.

**Bobs In Philly** · 10-24-06 11:24

STAY AWAY FROM THE K TODAY! LE everywhere I just got back they are ID'ing anything thats not moving. They are stopping just about evey car with 1 male driver. They are parked on the K about every 2 blocks or so . Yours truely was also pulled over. Also forget her name picked her up yesterday before I found this site, I was at K and Lehigh. A bleached blonde about 5' 5 130lbs not too bad looking, she got in the car was discussed the arrangements said she had a place so off we went, Well she must have thought I would need help when we got there because she had 3 friends ( GUYS) waiting to help me empty my pockets and help me take my cell phone off along with my watch and in return I got to leave without injury, NICE GIRL! Now that I think about it writing it down I think her name ( or so called name ) was Angie.

**Jasman84** · 10-24-06 11:08

Hey guys,

Its been awhile to say the least. But I had to come back to warn all of you. There is now a regular BSW on the K who works for the cops. As stated many times before if it's too good to be true it usually is. A new girl has been on the K tall, about 5'8 truly a 10 on any scale, blak hair, always has it done, not a mark on her, no drug use, nothing. Wears designer clothes I think, definately makes good money. Lately she has been walking up and down the k on her cell phone, probably in contact with her LE buddies. Dont make the same mistake I did you guys might not be as "lucky".

So where do I start, let's see about a few weeks ago I see this truly beautiful black girl in the huntigdon section walking up to york. She is always moving never stationary. So basically i must have felt like getting arrested this day cause i bascially let my curiousity get to me, So anyway I see her walking towards York and one of the marked LE cars drive up to her and start talking to her, not arresting her but having a good conversation including a couple of laughs with her. So now I'm curious for sure, Who is this girl that is laughing with the cops? So ten minutes past by and the cops leave and she continues walking down the k. So for some ungodly reason I go to pick her up. Mainly out of curiousity. So she gets in tells me her name is Anisa or something like that, i'm sure not her if that was her real name. She tells me she is 25 and she looks it, has a son and just on the avenue to make a few extra bucks. So I drive off just striking up a conversation with her. SO my first question was why were you joking around with the cops. Her answer "I used to work for them and I would bust guys on the street" I said "oh really? well thats intresting" I asked is that something you still do? she says no not anymore, that was awhile ago, its just that all the cops in this area know me and they were curious to see how i was doing". So i asked her if they had assumptions as to what she was doing out here, and she said yeah they know but they dont care. So anyway she then tells me that she can't get over how sexy and handsome i am and then tells me she wants to fuck me. I said really? So from the get go i knew this was too good to be true so i was on my p's and q's the whole time. But for some reason I had to find out if she was really a cop or not or working for them etc. So i said lets go somewhere private so we can be together, and i drove away and we went somewhere. There was no need to talk about money since thats illegal of course. Basically i was just intrested in getting to know her better since I was attracted to her. So we park and she takes down her pants and starts getting undressed i ofcourse just look at her in awe of her beautiful body, i look around and what do I see about a block behind me....a nicely marked cop car. thats coming this way mind you! Fantastic I say to myself. So she tells me then "If they come over here, just tell the truth and i won't bring us in" Her exact words gentlemen! A few things go through my head at this time one of them being panic, another being duck, another being keep cool. So i ducked and shockingly the cop car passed very very slowly past us. Still to this day I dont know why it did that. but its something i'm very thankful for. So now i'm very confused, number 1 why did she not alert them that we were in there and parked, number two why in the hell did I put myself in this situation in the first place? Don't know the answers to those. ANyway after about a minute she says there gone but there coming back around, so I jumped off my floor and got the hell outta there and ofcourse dropped her off a few blocks away. Still to this day this whole situation is a mystery. Why didn't she arrest me? or get her buddies to? Dont know or maybe it was because I did nothing illegal. I never aksed her for sex or paid for it, bascially i just wanted to talk and i guess thats why. The cops probably had her bugged and maybe they knew that I knew she was not your typical SW. Anyway guys maybe you can help me shed some light on that sitaution but make sure you dont pick her up yourself ofocurse. SO anyway i was out the other day and i saw her again, I drove up to her seeing her on her cell phone looking for a poor John to arrest, and naturally I asked her for her number and she responded "You know I can't give you that!" So I draw no concusions here but make of it what you will. All I can do is give you the facts you can draw your own conclusions.

Good luck out there and be safe

**Bobs In Philly** · 10-24-06 08:07

Found this site by accident. Glad I did! I'm going out today 10/24/06 I hope to post my 1st report! I'll report back later today hopefully with pictures!

**Feelz Good** · 10-24-06 07:06

And also I had four different dreams of the Ave: IMHO

Denise, petite 24 years old, pretty face dark long thick hair around Cambria Ave, 6-7 looks -8-9 Service, J Repeat - Yes

Wendy, tall avg build 26 years old black eye, long dark blonde hair corner of Boston St., 6-7 looks, 5-6 Service, J Repeat - No

Maria, Petite short PR 24 years old, long black hair, on Hazzard St. 5-6 looks, 8-9 service, JJ Repeat - you betcha

Brittany, petite good looking hot 22 year old, long curly hair, Sedgley Ave., 9-10 looks, Tattoo of eyes looking back at you on her ass, 6-7 service needs training, JJ Repeat - Yes

**Bobs In Philly** · 10-24-06 02:11

I have seen both and I would like the contact info at all possible.

Everytime I see them by time I get back around they are gone.

**Member #4581** · 10-23-06 10:41

Was in Philly last Thursday to celebrate my 50th. Picked up Michelle on South Broad Street and went back to my no-tel. She was 40-ish with short blond hair. When she removed her shirt I noticed what I thought was a third nipple and asked her about it. Turned out it was only a mole. So for $ I got a great BBBJ and mis with lots of nasty talk. The next morning I met a young Giovanna on 8th and went back to my no-tel forhalf and half. Her oral skills where so good that I didn't have chance to go any further. Go Eagles!

**CookyJar** · 10-23-06 09:06

Originally Posted by WebDog

I wonder if word gets around like that. Evocative of Emilio Estevez' line in Young Guns -- "I'll make you famous!" That could be your openner when you pull up to one of the girls.

On a couple of occasions the girls did seem a bit accommodating. I believe some of them understood that it could mean free publicity. The best advertisement a girl can get is a good review, word of mouth.

CookyJar

**CookyJar** · 10-23-06 08:45

Originally Posted by Mike 80

Christ, Cooky, your standards are getting as high as some of your critics. I guess you like 'em younger, or maybe it was the personality. Yeah she's no hottie but IMO not bad at all for K. I like a good MILF now and then Barbie looks like she's got a very do-able body. You say nothing was as advertised. Maybe I didn't study those tits enough but they look good and natural to me. Barbie10.jpg makes me want to hop on.

Damn, I hope not.

In the car, when she came up jiggling, I thought, "No bra and they're jumping all perky, must be a perfect set." And, remember my last encounter was with Brenda? So I was expecting lots more. Her attitude and personality was nice, a bit low key for me. Of cause YMMV. And it usually does very, unless the provider is a real dud. That's why it's a good idea to get more then one opinion.

I might have given a seemly bad opinion on a otherwise nice fine.

Thanks Mike80,

CookyJar

**Mike 80** · 10-23-06 07:40

Originally Posted by CookyJar

Barbie...Nothing special....

Christ, Cooky, your standards are getting as high as some of your critics. I guess you like 'em younger, or maybe it was the personality. Yeah she's no hottie but IMO not bad at all for K. I like a good MILF now and then Barbie looks like she's got a very do-able body. You say nothing was as advertised. Maybe I didn't study those tits enough but they look good and natural to me. Barbie10.jpg makes me want to hop on.

**Vegas Black** · 10-23-06 01:42

She look like a white soccer mom from the suburbs, not a SW.
Good find.
Be safe out there...........

**Philly Green** · 10-22-06 23:37

Originally Posted by Ed Norton

That's an insult to Mike80, Agt4258, PhillyBoys, Ronald Jeramy, Davey1965, High Pockets, Dr Dong, and Tennis Player. They monger all over the map, but out of courtesy to their fellow mongers, they have posted here when the experience happened here in Philadelphia, and in the South Jersey forum when the experience happened over there.

That's an insult to all the readers of the South Jersey thread, who miss out when information about their area is posted elsewhere.

That's an insult to Jackson, who set up geographic forums to benefit us all. He is very flexible and open to suggestions about regrouping or renaming forums.

Whats the insult?
It's not like he said "Ed Norton is a big giant monkey booger", that's an insult.