2006 Archived General Reports

[BigLou107]

Cooky, I still don't know how you do it man, but next time you take pics. Try not to show others what kind of suv you have. We all know it's an explorer cause I have a friend that has one like yours. Try to hide pics of air vents, instrument panel, rims, doors and focus on the pic of SW. There might be a stranger in philly trying to follow you man. Just tryin to help.

[CookyJar]

Brenda had a pretty nice attitude. She smiled and laughed a lot. She did do one thing I hated. Twice she waved and yelled at friends as we drove by. In both cases they were girls but I don’t need any extra attention.

I picked-up Brenda on Camdens’ Broadway near the RT676 on ramp. On my first pass I had seen a number of promising girls. On my second pass most were gone. When I saw Brenda I decided to get her before she was taken. Her Mini and belly shirt was clean and made her look sexy and very promising. I am a sucker for long, shapely golden legs.

Once naked, her body was not what I had expected. Sagging breast are always a turn off. And, there was a bit more flab around the thighs and ass then advertised in her street clothing. Still, her attitude was okay and after we had taken the pictures, she’d gotten dressed, I opted for a BBBJ.

I played with her ass. Then I closed my eyes and imagined Ambers’ tits and ass. Brenda’s’ BJ technique was not special but she got the job done.

Which brings me to this point? For a BJ, girls like Brenda will do fine. She did have a cute sexy look fully clothed. If I wanted a girl to take to a hotel and lay with, I’d rather have one like Amber. The problem is, how do you tell what’s underneath the jeans or in the shorts or hidden inside a bra? Fellow monger, RedDragon, reported a similar situation in the Escort Reports thread (see: Vanna and Katie from cl). What are you going to do once you have picked her up, agreed on arrangements and she has gotten undress? I guess the only thing to do is get your nut and make the best of it.

Brenda’s price was right, $20 for the BJ and I tipped $10 for the pictures. Brenda is not the sharpest knife in the draw, when I asked her to give me a pose with her left leg on the running board (I said car) she lifted the wrong leg and stood there on her left leg, with the right hanging in the air. Would I stop for Brenda again? Not if I had to go all the way to Camden and not if I wanted more then a BJ, let’s face it – the answer is no. Still, as always, YMMV.

Hmmmmm! Since I don’t buy ass and I have already warned you guys about breaking the law, I guess there is no need for a disclaimer. Except to say, it’s all for amusement purposes.

CookyJar

PS: Sorry I didn't get any pictures of Brenda in her Mini and belly exposed top. Just imagine her in a school girl mini and a matching white top with the shirt tails tired to show her belly.

[CookyJar]

amber - the other extreme - check out her nice nipples and smooth ass.

amber was a dream fine. amber is an all most forty sw, with a really nice body. i found amber shortly after dropping off alexis. my dick was hard and something had to be done about it. amber got right down to business. a bbbj with lots of movement. she is sexy and sexual.

she asked for the regular kensington ave rate. i increased it by $20 for the pictures.
would i stop for her again? yes, if i can find her.

(i am still trying to correct my original mistake. i believe amber is a nice example of an older sw with a still nice body. sw walkers like amber make it unnecessary to go after **** girls. in fact i never asked amber her age. i knew she was way about legal bait age, so why kill the illusion. older women who still have firm bodies are usually so proud of their bodies that they always inform you of their age. usually they wait until you've been satisfied.

i hope the pictures come though in the right thread this time. i’d like to get the opinions of some others on milf vs. teen but legal. i know some like the older mature types, and others like myself, prefer tender and legal.)

cookyjar

[Davey1965]

Hey I was with Christine again yesterday and she mentioned you called but got extremely drunk that night and accidently deleted your number. Wants you to call her back!!

Never got to see her cousin again, but according to Christine she was staying with her, but just threw her out. Have to keep my eye open for her.

Asked her if there was any chance and seeing her niece and she said she'd look into it. Said she is 21 and total model quality. Mentioned she never did the pay for play before but would see if she has a price. Might be fun!!

[Davey1965]

What would you rather me post pictures of, battleships, flowers in vases or maybe my pet cat?

I think the battleship or flower pics may be extremely boring, but I think pics of your pet cat would send me running for the hills..LoL

[CookyJar]

This discussion, if we must have it - lets not have it - we've had it at least a half dozen times.

1) He is posting many many more pictures per post than anybody ever has here or anywhere in the USASexGuide. These are directly causing a high number of followup comments.

ans. Your point is? I post pictures. I made that statement over and over and over again. Yet, you find the need to restate - I post pictures. So people comment on them - you have a problem with that? Have you ever stopped and checked out the range of topics my pictures have generated. Conversations and information on age of consent, health issues, prices, SW ratings, legality of photographs and more have been posted as the results of pictures I posted. These subject may not be of interest to you and other like you, but would you deny it from being passed on to those who are interested, be they from Philadelphis or Eastern Hell?

2) The focus of his pictures is showing the provider's naked body in different poses.

Ans. And you object to this? Why? What would you rather me post pictures of, battleships, flowers in vases or maybe my pet cat? I show two or three pictures of the girls top, from different angles. I try to provide at least one or two close-us pictures of her face. I provide at least one good shot of her waist. I always include two shots of her public area - for those who like either shaven or un-shaven snacks. There are always two full body shots, a shot of her backside and a couple of fully clothed shots. Never have I posted pussy gapping shots, dick sucking shots or poses that have no purpose. That's right. They all provide a useful purpose to the person wanting to actually monger on the streets with a real SW. If you are a leg man, breast man or if you like them with pretty faces and long hair, there's a pose in the group for you. If you like asses, I take butt shots for you. Do you wanna know what the girl looks like walking down the street, I've got fully clothes shot for you. You want to eat it, there is a shot for you. However, if you are into battleships, flowers or animals - turn the dial.

3) He goes out mongering with the primary intent of taking and posting pictures. Information on personality, attitude, performance, pickup location, price, hotel, LE presence, or contact number, if provided at all, is secondary.

ans. Now you are going to tell me what my intentions are? How do you know what's going on inside of my head? Please doc., tell me again why I follow this sicko habit? I use to take girls out for a dinner and a movie. Then I'd fuck them. Lately I've found that it's cheaper and better to skip the dinner, take a few pics, give her a couple of bucks and then fuck her. Please don't go telling me about what I do and why I do it. I do what I do because I am a grown ass man and I can do what ever I feel like doing, whenever I feel like doing it, as much as I feel like doing it, to whomever I feel like doing it with, whereever I feel like doing it, whew that enough, that all I feel like doing right now.

As for Information on personality, attitude, performance, pickup location, price, and hotel - if you need more information then what I provide, you are grown, go out and get it yourself. As for LE presence, that is the biggest joke/bunch of bull I have ever f**king read. Why do people bother to post that crap. LE was light, heavy, I saw no LE, I saw lots of LE - bullshit, bullshit and big piles of bullshit. Every time I go down to Kingsenton Ave I see cops. It is one of the most heaverly policed areas in the city. There are always cop on the K. If you need me to tell you that - boy you've got bigger problems then I a can help you with on this forum. Or maybe you have never actually been down to the avenue?

I will tell you what I will acknowledge - Half of the assholes on this board haven't have pussy since pussy had them. I acknowledge that I post in the general thread - let jackson or any one else start all the threads they want - I post in the general thread. I acknowledge, it's a done deal, voted on, discussed and that's it. I will further acknowledge that there is not need to keep bring up this crap.

You guys need to grow some balls, start acting like men, and stop bitching so much. Bitching, Bitching and more bitching is that all you guys are about? Let's talk about something different for a fucking change.

How about a nice game of chest?

CookyJar

[Seven II]

I have clicked on Cookyjar's photos and read most if not all of his posts. Now I now check the board regularly even if no photos link to the Philly board.

Are you not reading the same posts as me? He lists price paid, name and location of the SW, as well as attitude and general skill level. And he also gives multiple photos of the SW??? And butt shots too??? What an A-Hole!!! How dare he give such unuseful info??? (tongue in cheek Ed Norton)

He hasn't mentioned a hotel but if you look at his photos you can see they are taking place at an industrial location without too much traffic....in a domestic SUV.

I have not mongered in Philly nor have I posted a lot in the past in USG but I do know that if you have mongered for any amount of time you appreciate the hell out of Cookyjar's posts. He plain gives good info with pics as an added bonus.

I have never seen a bunch of ungrateful haters as the one's on this forum. What more does the poor guy have to do to be a contributing member of this forum? If you like him, look forward to the next post. If you do not like him, put him on the ignore list.

Cookyjar,

Keep up the great posts and remember that there are legions of Cookyjar fans out there waiting for the next post from you and dreaming of mongering on the K with either Sabrina or Amber. Anymore photos of Amber?

My sincere apologies to all the local mongering gods for this minor intrusion by a newbie from TX. Thanks.

[Ficdon]

Picked up Steph on K yesterday around 3:00 pm. She was about 2 blocks south of the DD. She was the only girl I saw on my first trip up the ave from Allegheny that day. Talked her down to $20 from her quote of $40 for bbbjcim. Cute 23 year old brunette and decent service too. Very friendly. I think someone posted a pic of her on this board a while back.

[Peter Johnson]

sure they look over 18. how can you be sure. without hardcore proof/id there is no way to be 100% sure.

by the way, how can you determine that a girl is **** while you are passing at 25 mph.

you must not understand that the guys on here criticizing you actually have magical powers which allow them to know the age of everyone with 100% certainty.

they remind me of guys who say it is sick to even look at a 15 year old in a sexual way even though some 15 year olds look like 22 year olds.

in other words, they are full of sh*t and best ignored. however, i don't blame you for erring on the side of caution and taking the pics down. i thought you might do so, so i saved them to my computer for posterity (and future wank material).

anyway, i'm one of those annoying out of staters polluting this forum with "shoutouts" to cj, but he deserves them and someone must voice the truth when he is being criticized by a bunch of jealous mongerers who don't have his game.

just try to ignore them cj...they aren't worth your time.

[CookyJar]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appeared you used that thread to post the photos and then deleted the actual post. This had the effect of leaving the photos in the gallery for all to see. It is obvious you are trying to do the right thing and to please us most people here.

Sorry Harry,

I was not playing attention and posted in the wrong area. At once I tried to delete everything. I guess I should have deleted the pictures first and then the review. When I tried to repost the pictures in the general thread the program noted them as still existing in the StreetWalker Thread. I will tried to relocate them again.

I enjoy reading the post in the streetwalker thread. I have tried to locate some of the girls reviewed there. I will post there only when and if it is appropriate. I will post no pictures anywhere but the general thread.

Much of what is happening seems petty. I never intented to be anything more then a regular poster, sharing information.

CookyJar

PS: I have been unable to change the location of the pictures. I seem to have found a program glick.

[Horny Harry]

CookyJar,

Keep up the good work! Just a minor request for you...

If you're putting up any photos based in another thread, could you use one different from the Streetwalker Reports?

Correct me if I'm wrong, but it appeared you used that thread to make two posts with some extra photos, and then deleted the actual posts. This had the effect of leaving the photos in the gallery for all to see. It is obvious you are trying to do the right thing and to please most people here. Thank you for your courtesy!

But here's the problem. The gallery photos have a link which brings people to...you guessed it...the Streetwalker Reports. So, for example, Giani and skunkbrother have posted over there today wondering about the photos. And there are also your two deleted posts over there.

I only bring it up because things over in Streetwalker Reports have been going really well lately. Good reports. Brief and easily researchable information. No surplus non-report posts. None of the pesky critics who, as you say, seem to live a life of complaining. I hope it can stay that way, without any future Giani's and skunkbrother's coming in looking for your great photos.

Perhaps you could post the extras here, as ClitLicker is suggesting, or you or I could revive a Photo Gallery thread (this time without your name attached!), or maybe you can figure out another creative way to get those photos into Jackson's gallery.

Thanks a million for any adjustment you can make to your posting location. You are the USASexGuide's greatest photographer!

[ClitLicker]

Amber - The other extreme - check out her nice nipples and smooth ass.

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CookyJar

PS: ???There are more picture of Amber, viewable in the Photo Section.

1. The other pics didn't work.

2. After a day or two it will be a real pain in the ass to find them since there is no search function for the photo gallery.

[Philly Green]

If you enjoy those reactions, I would suggest setting up a separate thread and posting the photos from there. Then the useless reactions won't be mixed in with the mongering information posted by locals here. That declogging, in turn, will cause others in the Philly area to become more active.

You have clogged things up more than any posts praising CJ with your posts whining about him.

The useless reactions are really mostly from you.

[BootyCall]

Damn cooky you make me want to move to PHIl. with all this good pictures. Keep up the good work I enjoy them. To heck with what other post say. You are doing what comes naturally.
Go Cooky you the man.
BC

[Ed Norton]

Maybe if others here in the Philly area would become more active, outsiders would refrain from posting so often.

No. There's no cause and effect there. What causes outsiders to come here are the links on pictures in the photo gallery. They click on those links because they want to give their reactions to the photos. The more photos and the raunchier the photos, the more reactions. Those reactions are completely useless in terms of sharing information with men in Philadelphia seeking women for sex.

If you enjoy those reactions, I would suggest setting up a separate thread and posting the photos from there. Then the useless reactions won't be mixed in with the mongering information posted by locals here. That declogging, in turn, will cause others in the Philly area to become more active.