2006 General Reports

[Gary Man]

Dutch treat:

Is this the same abby that advertises at escortservices ********?

[Dutch Treat]

Short review: Abby – the horror, the horror.

Long review: After my last positive post regarding a certain O’HareAsian incall, I thought I’d revisit, and was dealt Abby. What a crappy experience. For starters, her description/pictures are completely wrong. Instead of “18-20 years old” she’s more like 35. Instead of a “natural” bush she’s completely shaved. Instead of “perky, B-cups” she barely qualified as an A. You get the picture. But wait it gets worse. Aside from no extras (and I mean none) offered, Abby was very remote and exceedingly odd. How odd? She repeatedly made weird lip smacking sounds and picked her nose. Yup, as previously reported elsewhere, she repeatedly picked her nose. Obviously she’s got some ticks. The only positive thing I can report is that her CBJ (which was way too brief) was the most vigorous DT I’ve ever had, and little Dutch’s head could feel the Abby’s tonsils slipping by; after 1 minute of this Abby started gagging and actually threw up. Made little Dutch feel not so little. But I wouldn’t repeat even if it were for free. Avoid at all costs.

PS. I will provide contact details via PM for those desiring such a pathetic experience, but only to membership with a significant posting history.

[Whisper2000]

I was walking up Lincoln just north of Belmont and I saw an absolutely beautiful girl in a skin tight, one piece with long brown, curly hair walk to the street. She looked Italian. My internal radar went off, so I thought I'd cross the street and talk to her. Before I even had a chance, she put her hand out and a random car stopped and picked her up. There is absolutely no way this guy knew who she was.

Anyone know who this is? She was gorgeous.

[Escort King]

Thanks for the input guys. So Indy is the way to go. Though am in town for a conference and there will be vendors there trying to impress so maybe I will do Scarlett's on their dime and call CL once I have had some fun. Any recommnds? Or is Michelle's a decent way to go?

Any other service places worth checking out?

[HappyGardener]

Sorry, I only read the other boards about once a week. And I haven't read Rockford since RealFun left. Guess i need to try and stay more current.

Guess I also have to wonder why a satiric article about Chicago would be posted on suburban and Rockford boards and not Chicago

[Badger1996]

Wow, How come none of you guys have reported on this news article?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55668

Quite a funny article. Obviously the writer has quite an imagination!

[Chi Guy]

Wow, How come none of you guys have reported on this news article?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55668

Happy G,

Someone beat you to it on the Rockford board two days ago.

[Local Hick]

It was reported in one of the suburbs forums a day or two ago.

Wow, How come none of you guys have reported on this news article?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55668

[HappyGardener]

Wow, How come none of you guys have reported on this news article?
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55668

[Jasper Malloy]

Ah, the fond memories. I recall once seeing a girl under the blacklight with a splat-mark on her butt. She didn't last long.

[HappyGardener]

I tried to post this in the Craigs forum, but I couldn't start a thread because I am not a senior. Now I can't find the Craigs forum, so I will ask here. I keep seeing this blonde girl Luscious Lacie on there and I would like to give her a try. I have seen no reviews of this girl at TER or TBD so I thought I would ask here. If anyone here has seen her, please post or pm.

Thanks

Look in the upper left under Forums. Click on that. You will see all the Forums. First are all the states and cities. the next box down should be CL reviews. There are some for Chicago but not many.

[Orangecrush]

Or you could try Arnie's or whatever the name is in Harvey. The only place where I have had sex inthe champagne room. Girl literally pulled it out and sucked me hard, slapped on a cover and went to town. She got pissed I couldn't nut right away and ended up making it her life mission. Man was I trashed, but I'll never forget that. Think I tipped her $100.

[HappyGardener]

Yeah I have heard of it. The girls at the clubs in Memphis told me about it.
I tried it once but it was pretty uncomfortable. Found it easier to just keep a bandana handy and aim the right direction.

Or at Members Only, in the summer time i wear shorts and that makes everything easier

[Member #5481]

Bullshit is right. They definitely get off on making you blow a load in your pants. They even put a little towel down on your crotch for their safety. I had to keep telling the girl to slow down or I would blow and she said " Oh what a lot of guys do is they go into the bathroom and put on a condom before they come up here so they don't blow in their pants.

I had never heard of this before and thought it was pretty funny. Anyone else ever hear this.

Tee

[HappyGardener]

Ditto to all that these guys say. I was really too tired last night to write more than one line. I was going to say that there were not any strip clubs in Chicago, but I know someone would have corrected me. There are no strip clubs in Chicago like strip clbs elsewhere (Platinum Plus in Memphis) where you can actually have a drink and a good time. Its just not on my radar to even think about going to one here. i would rather stop at a fashion show in the suburbs, but even those pale in comparison to what they used to be in the mid to late 90s

Speaking of....I have been meaning to ask if anyone has been to Members Only recently. last time i drove by on one of their usual days of operation it was all shut down. Prior to that one of the girls had been complaining to me about slow it had been. wondered if they were still around.