2006 General Reports

[Indyguy1689]

First post so please bear with me. Also, if you hit this area be CAREFUL! Lots of LE! Picked up a HSW face 5 body 5 but she did not appear to be strung out. "Jackie" was very accomodating FS .40. I am new to the scene but trying to be safe while getting my "feet" wet. Enjoy!

[Head First]

Have you heard of or been over to the 15th Ave. bookstore in Melrose Park. Tomorrow at 10:00am and also at 7:00pm, there's supposed to be a couple of hott females there for an old fashioned circle jerk. They say they wanna be covered and dripping in cum. May be worth it ($15) just to watch.

[JohnnyBeBad]

Just back after 3 weeks around Fort Meyers. Out early(4am) this morning and a picked up Sheila. A nice thick bs/w on 47th just west of Pulaski. Really good bbbj. She wanted 50, took 30.

[Member #2429]

As it has been nice out these last few days, I haven't been able to get out there. This morning, 430-5am, I trolled the North area from vip's to Cicero. Too many patrols around vips, even with bsw's working. Other tan that, all was dead or just bad timing. Nill on 18th, and quiet on Halsted. I was counting on the after party favors when 5am bars close.

[Ms Lady1234]

Saw this one myself on 47th about 3:30pm yesterday two blocks west of pulsaki.

She had on a grey belly shirt so you could see her stomach.

She looks awfully young.

Also 51st and Damen on the south side of the street, is the well known crack spot. I'd almost ask for ID on this one. She must have just gotten out there because I've never seen her before.

Stay Safe, Strap up.

Lady

[I Pickum Up]

Hey All,

I am a little late on this one but here it is. It was a crazy sunday night there were at least 4 accidents between Western and Cicero all the same type t-bones. So LE was pretty busy. Anyway here it is around 1am ish I met Christina on 47th near Western. She is either a HSW or Light Skinned BSW in her 20s got to be new to the scene. Pulled back brownish/blonde streaked hair she is short under 5 feet. Small chest but nice body. A little bucky in the teeth. But very nice bj lips. Very quiet at first until you break the ice. Asked for CBJ she quoted .2 I thought to myself too good to be true. But I agreed we went to my spot and I started out with the CBJ but she just did not apply enough pressure to feel it so I asked her for the bb treatment she said no problem things got better then. All in all bbbjcim with spit for .2 one of the best I have had. I even threw her a fin for a tip! I am going to have to find this hottie again and take her to a notel for a few hours! I am sure it won't cost me more than $. She quoted car half and half for .4. She said she also hangs on 51st and damen during the day. Get her while she is still not used up. Other than that I have not seen much action on the midway stroll. Be careful out there!

/I

[Silent Cid]

Weirdest thing happened to me on extremely cold Friday night. Wasn't actually looking for any action. Visited a friend in the far north round Hollywood, Thorndale area after other friends bailed out on clubbing. Right when I was about to leave the area a young girl (wanna say college age. Long brown curly hair. 8 on the scale, wearing a white coat) flags me down on the side of the street. I pull over to the side. After a bunch of hand jestures she comes to my car door. Asked me if I was looking for a good time. Told her all I got is a dime. She says ok & hops in. Says her name was Ingrid. Looked like a college student desperate for money. I park in a nearby residential parking area.

I hold the dime out on my hand. She asks for it first. I point to the boys downtown & tell her I assure you you'll get it. And the boys take a french lesson to completion. Got nervous because we were parked by a house where we could see a guy doing his dishes in plain view. I then drive around a few more blocks in which out of nowhere she opens the door & spits out. I then drop her off a block or two later where there were a bunch of college kids roaming around.

Gotta say. Weirdest night of my life. Wasn't expecting anything with that cold weather. Anyone else have anything crazier?

[Ump1969]

I want to give my fellow mongers some food for thought. Please don't take it the wrong way as a lecture: I'm as stupid and careless as the next guy. My thoughts come from a conversation I had a few days ago with a provider. First be aware that if you are driving your own car, she has the type car and license number if she is paying attention. If you have a vehicle sticker, she knows what town you live in.

More and more providers are reading this site. So let's say you go on and provide a report a few hours after you use her service. If it has been a slow night and she sees herself in a report, she has your opinion of her. Don't ever include any part of your email address in a report; any decent hacker can get into your ISP and find out who you are.

It's possible I'm being a little paranoid- maybe a lot. Most providers want to finish the act and move onto their next customer for more cash. But if you fuck a hundred different women, how many does it take to fuck up your life? I'm only suggesting that you safeguard your identity. I'm not asking people not to provide reports; after all, that is the whole purpose of this web site. Just be careful.

[Dutch Treat]

Abby #2:

Since this has elicited some inquiries, fortunately Abby's DT to gag did not result in huge quantities of vomitus, and fortunately none of it landed on me (it was delivered discretely in a handy towel)! Otherwise Dutch's story would have been very different (shower, then out the door instead!).

Dutch, however, can't admit to being so kind to the lady folks in this regard in his occassional drunken stupors (why does orgasm trigger the vomit reflex? any ideas?)....you get the picture......but thats the stuff for a different post!

Dutch

[MWM]

I had a drunk SW puke all over my dick many years ago. I guess she gagged on little mwm and caused her to puke. It was a horrible experience as you can imagine. Fortunately I was still single at the time and still lived in the city and was only about 3 minutes from my apt. Imagine having to drive 30-45 in that condition and then explaining it to the SO. The girl felt bad, gave me her number and said she would give me a freebie the next day. I decided I didn't want to relive the experience with her and never called.

Damn Dutch, that report made me laugh my ass off. I wouldn't know what to think if some chic vomitted while giving me a BJ, I might be proud or I might feel shame. In any case, after your report, I don't really want to find out.

And MWM, you just mentioned all the reasons why I quit the streets a little over a year ago.

[Bend It]

. Is it common for the pimp/boyfriend to follow the SW so closely when she is about to speak to a client??? I got a very bad vibe and just waved and drove off.

AmonRa

I would have done the same, AR. Pimp/boyfriends are not welcome, generally.

One exception that was kind of cool was a b*tch I dated in Houston. She was an escort, 30s, a little heavier with big titties. At the time, I was traveling to Houston regularly, so we meet a number of times. Well, her husband and she had previously been swingers and she confided to me that she (and he) got off on the idea that other men were using her. So, we went over to her house and made out, while her husband was there. One of the weirdest things that I've ever done, but cool.

[AmonRa]

Hello Everyone:

First off I would like to report a WSW sighting in Berwyn (Roosevelt and 60th Ct.), She was ok looking in the face (6) and body was slender from my best approximation through winter garb. She was a brunette with shoulder length straight hair and seemed to be a bit heavy in the makeup department. I would have picked her up, but this leads me to my question:

In canvassing the area I noticed her pimp/boyfriend standing in a doorway on Roosevelt wearing a bright red jacket (BTW red is not the best color to blend in with). Anyway, I circled a couple of times and she new I was interested and met me on a side street. The reason I did not date her was because the guy followed so closely he was noticeable and I was afraid he might have stopped and or robbed me right there on the side street. I will admit I am more of a spa/escort guy but I have picked up a few girls in my career. Is it common for the pimp/boyfriend to follow the SW so closely when she is about to speak to a client??? I got a very bad vibe and just waved and drove off.

AmonRa

[Horny Massage2]

Thats what you can expect when its fricken cold outside!

Besides, its safer and less BS to simply go to a MP.

Always play safe, especially if you have a SO.

DD

[Chiharco]

Damn Dutch, that report made me laugh my ass off. I wouldn't know what to think if some chic vomitted while giving me a BJ, I might be proud or I might feel shame. In any case, after your report, I don't really want to find out.

And MWM, you just mentioned all the reasons why I quit the streets a little over a year ago.

[MWM]

So I hit the streets tonight and it was a trip!!! I'm mostly a daytime monger due to wifely restrictions. However, tonight I had a hall pass. What a wasted hall pass it turned out to be. Apparently the junkies and crack heads all hide out when it's cold as shit! I hit Armitage, North, Cicero, 47th, 63rd, etc...and nothing out there. I mean nothing, not even regular people...just Chicago's finest donut eaters. Very few cars at all except cops, buses and taxis and it was only 11PM-12:30AM. Called it quits after seeing the 75th cop car. Wow this town has really gone to shit!!!