2006 Massage Parlor Reports

**Slicksta** · 12-15-06 17:36

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**Bullshit** · 12-15-06 17:28

Dear Snoop Dogg, Sorry I mean Slicksta

You can get a room real easy up there if you ask for Full service. Wont even cost to get in.

I sure you can even get a Prostate Massage...

Good Luck and Please Please Please make sure you let us all know of your findings. We all cant wait till your next post on how to "Smack your ***** UP", "How far is to far when sticking your drugs up you ass", "Makeing sure your Ho isnt skiming off the top of her trick money", and the most important, "How can we all Talk , Look, and Act Street(AKA How to be an AssHole)

**Arlogu** · 12-15-06 12:39

I think Peepselbow gave Slicksta the best advice. 3510 is the perfect spot for a beginner in the hobby.

**Marqui Marq** · 12-15-06 11:53

It's obvious that all of the "white" boys understood what the "Slicksta" was saying regardless of the style of English used. Lincoln I'm taking points off for spelling on your post. Give the man a break. It seems you guys date enough BSW's so don't get boderline racist by banning someone's natural style of speak.

How many of you are PHD candidates again?

Player Haters that is!

LRL

Originally Posted by 67lincoln

I bet sliksta is some white guy from Winnetka trying to be street.

Sliksta a little advise,
1. DO your own research on past posts.
2. When you go to a place share the info.
3. Loss the "hood" talk, the last time I looked everyone on this board is pretty well educated and I don't want to ask Jackson to add a new section of ebonics under abbreviations.

**Arfman** · 12-15-06 10:44

Yeah, the whole PEEPS thing was way overdone.

**PeoplesElbow** · 12-15-06 09:40

Originally Posted by Slicksta

Trying to get 411 on Aj..

what im most interest on knowing on what they normally charge or service fees are ?? well quite new here ma boi from work told me all bout this and just started reading thru these articles and have ta say.

I definitely want to try out aj to relieve some stress if you know what I mean peeps, so guys help me out.

appreciate if ya'll can give some 411 on what there regular charges are from the min. you walk in the door to getting services done.

GUYS help a brother out. What im wondering at is lets say you want a FS? str8 out well do they charge you just for that? or they would have to charge you for the room then a seperate charge for a massage on top of the FS.

PEEPS reply back please plannin to make a trip on the weekend

PM me if you all think you want to keep this info private.

Dude,
Here is the 411. First, there is a new location at 3510 South Michigan Avenue Chicago.

You go in and ask for full service. They will get you a room and charge a flat fee.

Happy hunting!

**Ass Attack** · 12-15-06 00:39

Aj charges .40 for a 30 min massage and .80 for an hour. Hope this helps.

Ass Attack

**Goat Trotter** · 12-15-06 00:28

Went to the new joint (at least to me) in Chinatown. Listed on CL. Chick was really cute (9) but didn't know how to handle the goods. Overall good massage but needs some lessons on how to finish up. Been listing the past couple of days, can't miss it.

Slicksta, you're definitely street smart.

**Mad Ivan** · 12-14-06 21:03

Good visit overall. Quite thorough massage, including an actual full massage on th flip -- a first fo me. Provider was Jennifer. Not a 10 on looks, but easy on the eyes. Quoted something ridiculous for taking her top off, but did a _very_ competent CBJ. Overall, satisfied and might visit them again...

**Mylar 824** · 12-14-06 18:46

Saw Corby from cl. Out past O'Hare, I was going that way and couldn't seem to hook up with any EMP. I'd been looking at Corby for a while and it was easy to set up. In the end it was ok, not worth the 2 I paid for it. Really nice body, ok to average face. Ok attitude but just too rushed and not really sensual at all. Oh, how I long for those delicious Euro girls, Polish, Chek, Russian.

**Slicksta** · 12-14-06 18:21

Trying to get 411 on Aj..

what im most interest on knowing on what they normally charge or service fees are ?? well quite new here ma boi from work told me all bout this and just started reading thru these articles and have ta say.

I definitely want to try out aj to relieve some stress if you know what I mean peeps, so guys help me out.

appreciate if ya'll can give some 411 on what there regular charges are from the min. you walk in the door to getting services done.

GUYS help a brother out. What im wondering at is lets say you want a FS? str8 out well do they charge you just for that? or they would have to charge you for the room then a seperate charge for a massage on top of the FS.

PEEPS reply back please plannin to make a trip on the weekend

PM me if you all think you want to keep this info private.

**Marqui Marq** · 12-14-06 17:23

Went to AJ today.

Tried Sam upon reccommendation. I wouldn't rate her looks as 7 as did the Gardener but I would give her an 8 or better for service.

.4 for the 1/2 and another 80 for T-less CBJ. She doesn't have the best tech but makes up for it in other areas.

Too bad she didn't have Jesses jugs, I could have used a Russian!

Anyone been to Divine Spa on Grand?

**Orangecrush** · 12-14-06 16:22

Now I understand why I can't book a decent flight to San Jose.

You need to go to Jaco and spend some time at the Beetle Bar. In San Jose, the Hotel Del Rey is a dump (by my standards), but the woman in the bar are unbelievable. There is a website that "specializes" in the Ticas. It is worth the $25 or what ever to join just tro see the maps, discounts and pictures. I had the most amazing GFE with a Columbian there. Can't wait to get back there.

I read his post and must disagree. San Jose is a dump. It is without a doubt the dirtiest city I have ever been in. That being said, if you are careful, you will be safe.

**Horny Massage2** · 12-14-06 08:12

For those who actually liked the long post about Costa Rica, take a look on the International Forum pages. Its located just under the U.S. cities (left side of home page). There you can read some more posts from all over the world. I especially enjoy posting and reading reports about Brazil. Did I forget you can also look at hot pics posted by us!!

DD

**Horny Massage2** · 12-14-06 08:06

Originally Posted by BeetleJuice001

Was actually by supertigre. That was a great read! I'm looking into airlines pricing too!

BJ001

[Spectacular Posting]

[See the posting by JimHart69 on the Minneapolis page quoting what may be the best post I've read. Long but thoughtful, and if you have the resources to get to Costa Rica, all the info you'll need to have a terrific time. Arlo]

BJ001,

Arlogu was correct when he wrote see posting by JimHart69.

JH69 made the post on the Mn page. He also correctly gave credit to the author by providing the original post of Supertigre.

Good try, now go book your ticket.