2006 Massage Parlor Reports

[Ass Attack]

I know is swore off Aj about a week ago, but I was driving through the area for work an I could not talk myself out of it. I had one of my two favorites there. During the massage I told them about my last experience and how upset I got. She actually agreed and said she has heard the same thing about this girl before. She recommended only seeing who you are comfortbable with. I agree with this, but you always want something new. Anyways I guess at AJ, YMMV is important to remember. BTW I had my 30 min massage with great HR and mixed in russian for my below par experience from last visit. .40 for house and .40 for tip. I feel still a great deal

Ass Attack

[Trekbikez]

I've never posted before but wanted to share this incredible diamond I found. Anna's about 28 or so, 8 face, 10 body, 10 massage, and a whopping 11 on the deed. Massage was very pro- like with techniques that put back walking to shame. The deed was incredible- some slow hj and bj action to start- she even used warm water for extra sensation- then multiple positions- doggie, mish, cowgirl, rev, cowgirl. She leaves in 10-14 days, so don't miss out!

PM for the number.

[HappyGardener]

Claire is spectacular to look at. Her pictures are professionaly done, and were jaw droppingly beautiful the first time i saw them. I only saw her once and never invested the time needed to establish a good working relationship with her. I may have to pay her another visit.

[BeetleJuice001]

Had some time and went to VIP. Saw Danielle. Very mechanical and would do only CG and nothing else. I wouldn't repeat.

BG001

[BeetleJuice001]

A few weeks ago, I had some free time and decided to head over to VIP. Saw Danielle. Pretty mechanical BJ. She would only do cowgirl and nothing else. Would not repeat. Also, digustingly expensive.

BJ001

[Mylar 824]

One of my atf massage providers is Claire, she advertizes occasionally on CL. Works out of Evanston and sometimes the Northside. This woman is gorgeous. One of my problems is that I'm too picky. Sometimes I see a provider that has high ER marks and I wonder what the hell the reviewer was thinking. Claire is very close to perfect.

[Mylar 824]

GG,

Chicago Theraputic Massage is EMP. Pm if you need the #

[Chi Guy]

Mylar,

Jackson, the admin of this site, has asked that exact addresses, exact phone numbers and full names of providers (or hobbiests for that matter) not be used. As far as the rest of the info in your public posts, I would try to be vague enough where you're not giving away exactly what happened, yet detailed enough to where we get the general idea of what happened.

If you want to get more detailed, use the private message function.

It's not an exact science. Just try to contribute at least as much as you ask for info. As you can see, most guys here don't take kindly to hobbiests just looking for info without helping his fellow hobbiests out.

[Confucius]

Ok, ok you put me in my place. Visited Chicago Theraputic Massage today. Near Montrose and Sacremento. Had been there before and saw Dana, nice body, a little nervous but in the end she gave a nice hand job. Today Laura was there and I politely took my leave, too old.

So here's my question - How much info should I include in these posts? Phone number, address, etc.? What's the difference between posting info in a report and responding with info to a newbie if the intention is to "protect the girls, our fun, and ourself"?

Give me some guidence and I'll post my recent experiances. Which in general haven't been that great, that's why I'm looking for info! I have found a few good ones, but I like variety.

Hello and welcome to this forum.

As a new member myself, I have gotten some bad e-mails and shit like that from some of the guys here but you have to look at the bright side. When you prove you are real and legit , you are treated like family and accepted.

If you have been around a while, e- mail me and I will share with you and others about my past with hundreds of dreams.

[Ted101]

Saw an add in the Sun Times (Mondays paper only) for a MP on Chicago Ave with a Latin staff + Table shower. Thought I'd take a break from the usual EMPs and AMPs and check it out. On the upside, beautiful girls and probably the nicest MP I had ever been in. Downside, it closes early for a MP and higher than average prices with minimal options. Overall opinion, if you would like to go to a LMP with new age music, aroma therapy candles and hard wood floors in order to get a good massage from a Latin hottie, then this is a good place to go, but expect to pay .6 (1/2 hr massage) + .2 (table shower - yes it's extra - a first for me) + .6 (for a little tugging)= 1.4 total payout. I know you can get a chinese apt for that price, but this was a classy change of pace. But I doubt I'd do it again anytime soon.

[GoldenGreek]

Ok, ok you put me in my place. Visited Chicago Theraputic Massage today. Near Montrose and Sacremento. Had been there before and saw Dana, nice body, a little nervous but in the end she gave a nice hand job. Today Laura was there and I politely took my leave, too old.

So here's my question - How much info should I include in these posts? Phone number, address, etc.? What's the difference between posting info in a report and responding with info to a newbie if the intention is to "protect the girls, our fun, and ourself"?

Give me some guidence and I'll post my recent experiances. Which in general haven't been that great, that's why I'm looking for info! I have found a few good ones, but I like variety.

Never heard of this place before. Gonna give it a try! Is It Asian or European?

[MikeHuntSweat]

Mylars report on CTM is dead on about Dana, his mistake was getting
scared off by Lauras age. She gives one of the best massage and
finishes around.

[YoungHobber]

All,

Dropped by what was fmrly known as HH on the NWS. New mgmt, new name. Statndard svc, and finish. Girl was ok, natural.

Will repeat if in need, but theres better to be had. = $ total.

~YH

[Mylar 824]

Ok, ok you put me in my place. Visited Chicago Theraputic Massage today. Near Montrose and Sacremento. Had been there before and saw Dana, nice body, a little nervous but in the end she gave a nice hand job. Today Laura was there and I politely took my leave, too old.

So here's my question - How much info should I include in these posts? Phone number, address, etc.? What's the difference between posting info in a report and responding with info to a newbie if the intention is to "protect the girls, our fun, and ourself"?

Give me some guidence and I'll post my recent experiances. Which in general haven't been that great, that's why I'm looking for info! I have found a few good ones, but I like variety.

[Mr Stinky]

Probably your best bet is to try the YMCA. You will definately get a good, if not great massage. As for the hj, just walk around the men's locker room and ask someone. I'm sure someone will give you a hand.
Other than that, can't think of any other massage places. Besides, you know it's illegal to sell sex. No one around here would do that. We're all law-abiding cirizens. Glad I could help a newbie.