Massage Parlor Reports

**Bouinage** · 06-27-12 10:53

Originally Posted by Smoky R Wood [View Original Post]

If you think about the grossness of what they've been touching all day before your junk, you'd never go! Thanks for reminding me; you just saved me some money this week. ; )

LOL! I think the AMP / MP's can expect a drop for the whole week. Worse than that, is when your in doggie and you get that "mud butt" smell come rolling out as you start pounding. Like she didn't even take the time to wipe!

Do you:

A. Solider on till you pop?

Or

B. Get the hell out of dodge?

Somewhat ashamed to admit I've done both, I would like to think I'm classy enough to say I've only ever done be, but really, who would I be kidding! LOL

**Smoky R Wood** · 06-26-12 22:13

Originally Posted by MrNoodly [View Original Post]

There I was, in the middle of a TS, when it occurred to me. The way most of them do the TS, they'd rub their hand in my ass crack and then continue on to some other part of the body. If for some reason my ass wasn't clean, they're wiping shit all over me. Sure they rinse me off, but still. Good thing I shower before going. But for those guys who don't. Ew.

If you think about the grossness of what they've been touching all day before your junk, you'd never go! Thanks for reminding me; you just saved me some money this week. ; )

**MrNoodly** · 06-26-12 21:57

There I was, in the middle of a TS, when it occurred to me. The way most of them do the TS, they'd rub their hand in my ass crack and then continue on to some other part of the body. If for some reason my ass wasn't clean, they're wiping shit all over me. Sure they rinse me off, but still. Good thing I shower before going. But for those guys who don't. Ew.

**Amp Insane** · 06-26-12 21:35

Tried to stop by but uncle was cruising circles around the front and back so I went shoe shopping upstairs instead.

I will try again and report.

**SheTouchedMyPP** · 06-26-12 08:06

Originally Posted by EasyRiderHer [View Original Post]

They have to get me in the door first. MP attendance has been down for a few weeks now. I'm glad they're doing what they can to bring in the customers (new and old). Its not good for the girls to have to wait all day and they get no customers. The girls get bored and find something else to do. This is good for them and us.

Their attitude to make me feel great is what will bring me back. That kind of marketing works everytime.

Low MP attendance is mostly a result of bad attitude and bad customer service. If funds are low, one would go to a place that provides excellent customer service. Also why would old customers go back for $20 less to get the same bad attitude? The new customers don't know any better and that is why they go. Just remember that "The bitter taste of poor service remains much longer than the sweet taste of a low price".

**EasyRiderHer** · 06-26-12 00:16

Originally Posted by SheTouchedMyPP [View Original Post]

Instead of the $10 off or $20 off promotions, try 100% Attitude Free. 100% improvement in attitude would get me back. $20 off or even half off with the same attitude WILL NOT. Attitude is the key to loyal customers and repeat business. Promotions are what companies use to get new business to replace the lost customers.

They have to get me in the door first. MP attendance has been down for a few weeks now. I'm glad they're doing what they can to bring in the customers (new and old). Its not good for the girls to have to wait all day and they get no customers. The girls get bored and find something else to do. This is good for them and us.

Their attitude to make me feel great is what will bring me back. That kind of marketing works everytime.

**SheTouchedMyPP** · 06-25-12 13:33

Originally Posted by TheFog [View Original Post]

I see that they are having specials just about everyday. Some days $10 off and other days $20 off. I guess a poor attitude really does hurt business. Don't think even half off would get me back.

Instead of the $10 off or $20 off promotions, try 100% Attitude Free. 100% improvement in attitude would get me back. $20 off or even half off with the same attitude WILL NOT. Attitude is the key to loyal customers and repeat business. Promotions are what companies use to get new business to replace the lost customers.

**Amp Insane** · 06-24-12 22:08

On my last few trips through Charlotte I was able to take a little time to myself. Last time I was in Matthews and everything was perfect. Damn I wish that was in Wilmington! The time before everything was closed when I rolled into town so I hit the place next to the horse for an average time. Did get a little more than usual there but nothing to write home about. I'll be driving through tomorrow and was hoping to meet Summer but haven't heard anything about her recently. Any thoughts on being treated like a king?

**Member #4525** · 06-24-12 18:53

Originally Posted by TheFog [View Original Post]

I see that they are having specials just about everyday. Some days $10 off and other days $20 off. I guess a poor attitude really does hurt business. Don't think even half off would get me back.

10 off = 30 more in upselling I'm sure

**TheFog** · 06-24-12 07:32

I see that they are having specials just about everyday. Some days $10 off and other days $20 off. I guess a poor attitude really does hurt business. Don't think even half off would get me back.

**Shazz** · 06-23-12 14:33

Originally Posted by Jdog1 [View Original Post]

Sounds like a totally different Jing. I have never known Susan or Jun or whatever she is going to any HE and always asked for the money upfront. Even when she was doing them out of her house. Jing seems to have the most conflicting reports of any place I have ever seen. They do have a different girl seems like every week. They never stay long for some reason

Went by Jing last Sunday and was met at the front by a fairly small attractive lady that said her name was Katie. At first glance she appeared to be sporting a nice but not overly enhanced set of bolt ons. Opted for the TS first and paid up front. TS was pretty good as she used only bare hands. Every thing was squeeky clean for the massage which was quite good; right on par with the Chinese lady on Eastway. There wasn't any teasing prior to the flip but the meat of the matter was taken in hand without request or negotiation. After the clean up she proceeded with a very nice foot and leg massage. While on my back roaming above the waist was allowed and I was able to set the puppies free revealing a nice set of natural B's that had been enhanced by a thick padded bra. Katie was a very friendly lady with a pleasent attitude and never mentioned a tip. Assistance dressing was not offered but as I was dressing she was changing the sheets on the table which is a good thing. As mentioned there was no tip discussion or any of that BS that goes on at some of the other spas and as a result and in addition to the quality of the massage and TS and general atmosphere of the place I slightly exceeded my normal. 4 tip for a rub and tug. I don't know if Katie was one of the owners or an employee since she was the only person I saw while I was there. I'll give them another visit.

Note to any MP owners or workers: Good service + good attitude + nice facility + no haggling over menu items = nice tips.

**NC Transplant** · 06-23-12 13:55

All that really counts is that she was able to make it bigger for a little while isn't it?

Originally Posted by MrNoodly [View Original Post]

So, I was with my favorite provider yesterday. Referring to my dick, she said,"You've got a monster!"

I chuckled and scoffed,"Naw, it's only average."

She replied,"What makes you think that? I've probably seen more dicks than you. After all, I do this for a living, and I used to be involved in the swinger scene."

To which I said,"Maybe, but I've been in a lot of locker rooms."

I've also read the research on penis size. I know where I am on the charts. Right there in the middle, maybe even a bit toward the smaller side of average. Even so, I went away from the session FEELING bigger. Damn, she's good at her job. I mean, the pros will always tell flattering lies, but most of them are so bad at it. You know it's just a routine. But some know how to lie just right.

**MrNoodly** · 06-23-12 12:26

So, I was with my favorite provider yesterday. Referring to my dick, she said,"You've got a monster!"

I chuckled and scoffed,"Naw, it's only average."

She replied,"What makes you think that? I've probably seen more dicks than you. After all, I do this for a living, and I used to be involved in the swinger scene."

To which I said,"Maybe, but I've been in a lot of locker rooms."

I've also read the research on penis size. I know where I am on the charts. Right there in the middle, maybe even a bit toward the smaller side of average. Even so, I went away from the session FEELING bigger. Damn, she's good at her job. I mean, the pros will always tell flattering lies, but most of them are so bad at it. You know it's just a routine. But some know how to lie just right.

**Karezza** · 06-23-12 01:22

Originally Posted by Mr Monger [View Original Post]

Yes, but so is everything else, or will be. Children can't even operate a lemonade stand anymore or sell cookies without the police putting a halt to it.

Licenses are a permit issued by the state or local government (for a fee, sort of like a bribe) that allow the license holder to do something illegal. For example, driving a car is illegal. But, if you have a driving license, you are now permitted to drive a car even though it is illegal. Massage Therapy is illegal. But if you have a massage and bodywork license, you can now perform this illegal act even on the opposite sex which is also illegal.

Well anyway, I suspect that there will be a license to perform erotic massages someday (the fee might be sky high) which at the moment are illegal.

FBSM, full body rubs, erotic masssage are not considered prostitution under N. C. G. S. Because of severe budget constraints on LEO these days outcall erotic massage is essentially decriminalized in many juristictions; like the Triangle area, which has a flourishing scene of under the radar independent p / t sex workers (lot of college gals, laid off workers) who need $$$ and know the risk of being arrested for a 'crime against nature' under NC's ridiulously archaic law is very small. Plus more and more of these ladies are getting training at places like the New School of Erotic Touch.

**NC Transplant** · 06-22-12 21:11

I think Licenses are more to shake you down for taxes than anything else.

Originally Posted by Mr Monger [View Original Post]

Yes, but so is everything else, or will be. Children can't even operate a lemonade stand anymore or sell cookies without the police putting a halt to it.

Licenses are a permit issued by the state or local government (for a fee, sort of like a bribe) that allow the license holder to do something illegal. For example, driving a car is illegal. But, if you have a driving license, you are now permitted to drive a car even though it is illegal. Massage Therapy is illegal. But if you have a massage and bodywork license, you can now perform this illegal act even on the opposite sex which is also illegal.

Well anyway, I suspect that there will be a license to perform erotic massages someday (the fee might be sky high) which at the moment are illegal.