Massage Parlor Reports

[FunDude84]

The entrance isn't easy to spot. Hot asian masseuses, very friendly, very good. She did this really cool move where you roll backwards and straighten your spine. It released some serious tension. I was almost selfish and didn't post this one, it's good, check it out.

[FunDude84]

So I recently went to that LMP some of you folks were talking about a few pages back. Had a half-hour appointment with Karina (I believe that was her name). Thin, about 5'5", 115. Nice naturals with large, eraser tip, dark arreolas. Attractive face and tight body. Unfortunately, service was subpar. Standard CBJ, but was safeguarding a lot of areas. Lots of rules, like "don't touch my hair," etc. Kind of spoiled the mood. Mish was OK, but she was too concerned about me getting in too deep. Asked if I was done after a few minutes. Decided to finish myself as she was nonchalantly dressing. LOL.

I've been here twice, so it's a hit and miss. First time, a few weeks ago, I got a semi BBW but attractive gal, young looking. Ass was humongous and service was superb. CBJ was sensual and relaxing, and she hopped on for CG, where she stayed for quite a while. Allowed me to get in real deep as she was getting wet and really into it. Got on her back as I pounded her in mish. We were both a hot and sweaty mess, but I was able to finish with a nice HJ. Forgot her name, but I think she works weekdays only.

You can get your money's worth, but the massage was pretty sub par. *However* they had no oil. I didn't realize this at first, she did not ask before opting to use spit, which freaked me the f* out. I like to play all things safe, so I will not return. That's just me. Her name was chamilla or something.

[FunDude84]

Tl; dr Arroyo. Next to donuts and pizza if you get those post-munchies. HE is on the menu, didn't push for anything else. YMMV, but seems reliable after checking various sources.

I have been lurking for some time, getting some vicarious jollies from these posts. I finally sacked up, looked at some free info and ads on rubmaps and BP and made a decision. Easy to find, this is on a semi-main road and in a little shopping complex, so you can't get in inconspicuously. Whatever, bee-lined it in. Greeted by friendly almost MILF mama-san, and told I'd have to wait. I think they only have one masseuse. After maybe 10 a dude walks out, we attempt to avoid eye contact with our phones and then I'm welcomed into the back.

Masseuse is not as attractive as mama-san (beauty is in the eye of the beholder, different folks different strokes, no one type for everyone I know, but there's F*ing Hot and then the rest of us). She's in her 40's+, not the MILF type, more of a avg mom / lady down the street vibe, but very friendly. I bowed, I don't f*ing know why, just wanted to be respectful and put my right foot forward. I'm not the brightest. Within in minutes it doesn't matter, she has good hands. I got a real decent 30 min back rub that actually worked out some kinks in my shoulders. She did the flip and I did what seems to be the non verbal etiquette to make sure she knows I'm open-minded. Zero response, no communication on donation or anything like that, just continued rub. Thought maybe I messed up. After giving my arms and chest a little more and giving me a full bodied buttery feeling, she looked at me and asked in a surprisingly sensual voice, "Yes?" while stroking my throbbing, rock hard cock with some of the softest, silky smooth, warm hands. I nodded emphatically, so she left to get lube I guess. When she returned I was already on the cusp. Probably took less than 2 minutes, I just exploded into her tiny hands. Got my warm towel, gave her a tip and a hug and peaced out as another gent rolled in.

P.S. You all have been a great fount of knowledge. Sincere thanks to those whose keep us posted. Hopefully, I can pay it forward here.

[SanchoBob]

So I recently went to that LMP some of you folks were talking about a few pages back. Had a half-hour appointment with Karina (I believe that was her name). Thin, about 5'5", 115. Nice naturals with large, eraser tip, dark arreolas. Attractive face and tight body. Unfortunately, service was subpar. Standard CBJ, but was safeguarding a lot of areas. Lots of rules, like "don't touch my hair," etc. Kind of spoiled the mood. Mish was OK, but she was too concerned about me getting in too deep. Asked if I was done after a few minutes. Decided to finish myself as she was nonchalantly dressing. LOL.

I've been here twice, so it's a hit and miss. First time, a few weeks ago, I got a semi BBW but attractive gal, young looking. Ass was humongous and service was superb. CBJ was sensual and relaxing, and she hopped on for CG, where she stayed for quite a while. Allowed me to get in real deep as she was getting wet and really into it. Got on her back as I pounded her in mish. We were both a hot and sweaty mess, but I was able to finish with a nice HJ. Forgot her name, but I think she works weekdays only.

Yes I can confirm the young BBW she is really young and new to this works hard to please. And that ass dammn its great! Went on a Tuesday and hope to see her again soon.

[La808]

So I recently went to that LMP some of you folks were talking about a few pages back. Had a half-hour appointment with Karina (I believe that was her name). Thin, about 5'5", 115. Nice naturals with large, eraser tip, dark arreolas. Attractive face and tight body. Unfortunately, service was subpar. Standard CBJ, but was safeguarding a lot of areas. Lots of rules, like "don't touch my hair," etc. Kind of spoiled the mood. Mish was OK, but she was too concerned about me getting in too deep. Asked if I was done after a few minutes. Decided to finish myself as she was nonchalantly dressing. LOL.

I've been here twice, so it's a hit and miss. First time, a few weeks ago, I got a semi BBW but attractive gal, young looking. Ass was humongous and service was superb. CBJ was sensual and relaxing, and she hopped on for CG, where she stayed for quite a while. Allowed me to get in real deep as she was getting wet and really into it. Got on her back as I pounded her in mish. We were both a hot and sweaty mess, but I was able to finish with a nice HJ. Forgot her name, but I think she works weekdays only.

[FordLaster9]

I have dated a couple of providers and it will basically boil down to this. Is she seeing you outside of work. Or giving you a lot of extra time. Such as you make an appointment at 1 for an hour and you don't leave until 8 pm. Or you book a 10 pm and get an overnight. And eventually she tells you how old she really is, where she lives, her schedule, etc. Or she tells you to come by and not worry about the money? If you can't say yes to any of those then she is just doing her job and is providing you with the GFE and she is just really good at her job. If you can say yes to some of those. Then I say its worth a shot. Sincerely. A hobbyist who is also very young (20).

No none of those apply. So when I first met her and had our first session she asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend and if I would take care of her LOL I didn't know if it was jokingly small talk or she really meant it. She was just cleaning me up and slipped the question haha. That shit was super awkward to me and I forgot what my reply was I think I was just like "eh haha. Yeah. Eh. " LOL and after that she still treats me the same but I think she thinks I strictly want the fun and no relationship. To be honest I'm being captain save a ho.

[Pcpc1688]

Waste of 50 bucks. Wouldn't even take sheet off.

PC out.

[Member #5945]

Damn how do you guys feel about this whole GFE thing? I've been frequenting a girl about 3 times in the past 2 months and she's given me great treatment. Cute kisses, affectionate holding and cute little jokes. I'm fairly young too, under 25 so I can see its way easier for her to do so without feeling a little creeped out about it. Only thing is I just don't know if she really has some love for me or she's just a professional at playing with a motherfuckers emotions. The latter obviously being more probable. Just wondering if anybody else has ever been in the same position. Cause I know its a 50 50 deal where I give her the money and she takes it for her services but this GFE thing has taken it to a level where I. Kinda am starting to like her. Yeah, I'ma chump I know. LOL.

I have dated a couple of providers and it will basically boil down to this. Is she seeing you outside of work. Or giving you a lot of extra time. Such as you make an appointment at 1 for an hour and you don't leave until 8 pm. Or you book a 10 pm and get an overnight. And eventually she tells you how old she really is, where she lives, her schedule, etc. Or she tells you to come by and not worry about the money? If you can't say yes to any of those then she is just doing her job and is providing you with the GFE and she is just really good at her job. If you can say yes to some of those. Then I say its worth a shot. Sincerely. A hobbyist who is also very young (20).

[FordLaster9]

Damn how do you guys feel about this whole GFE thing? I've been frequenting a girl about 3 times in the past 2 months and she's given me great treatment. Cute kisses, affectionate holding and cute little jokes. I'm fairly young too, under 25 so I can see its way easier for her to do so without feeling a little creeped out about it. Only thing is I just don't know if she really has some love for me or she's just a professional at playing with a motherfuckers emotions. The latter obviously being more probable. Just wondering if anybody else has ever been in the same position. Cause I know its a 50 50 deal where I give her the money and she takes it for her services but this GFE thing has taken it to a level where I. Kinda am starting to like her. Yeah, I'ma chump I know. LOL.

[ElBango]

Went to JZ and got Nancy and the same experience for me earlier in the week. I am not a young Asian but never had the don't touch me even OTC. I won't be back too many other places to try. If you decide to go ask for the 20% internet discount. That means the $60 becomes $50, so much for math! Maybe they think we are all new here. Almost went to Lux Spa which is nearby today and advertises Latinas but went to my old standby instead.

Been to jz many times. What you describe for Nancy is about the best you'll get from her. I stopped going there in part because of this. Granted I might return in order to check out the MILF described up thread.

When I was going there, ivy was good and reliable for stripping down while giving HE, and allowing lots of roaming, fiv, and such. Unfortunately could never get any other services from her.

[Crzyed]

Went by to check out JZ again. Maggie was running the front answering phones. She is fairly old and not at all good looking so if she is the only option you should probably avoid her. Ended up with Nancy. Late 20's / early 30's, slightly above average looking Chinese girl. Not much to write about. She does give a very nice massage, especially with the oil and offers an HE finish, BUT she does not allow any touching at all. Could not touch anything, even over the clothes, she just kept moving away. I'm asian and still fairly young and decent looking IMHO, but I might as well have had the plague from the way she acted. Tipped her 40 since her massage was pretty good overall, but would not repeat. Another girl called Yoyo was there, but I didn't get to see her. Anyone tried her out before?

Went to JZ and got Nancy and the same experience for me earlier in the week. I am not a young Asian but never had the don't touch me even OTC. I won't be back too many other places to try. If you decide to go ask for the 20% internet discount. That means the $60 becomes $50, so much for math! Maybe they think we are all new here. Almost went to Lux Spa which is nearby today and advertises Latinas but went to my old standby instead.

[RevHardRacer69]

So, I know most guys on here post about the AMPs. And while I enjoy an MP of any kind, I do tend to favor the Latinas. Found my new favorite place! Almost don't want to share about it. But this site has been good to me, so I am good in return.

I had a day off this past week, and was trying to hit up as many of my Backpage contacts as possible for some daytime fun. NOTHING was working out, and I was getting a serious case of the blues. Came across an ad on BP that piqued my interest, and called for more info. Turns out, there is a NEW MP in Pasadena. Latinas. All latinas. All latinas, all the time.

The ad is no longer on BP, so I can't link to it. But any senior members who are interested can PM me for the address and telephone number. I will say that it came in the most unexpected of places. Colorado Blvd!

As for my experience, 40 for 30 min (60 for 1 hour) is listed on the handwritten poster at the entrance. Typical, I thought. Some young dude (can't really call him a papasan, can I? Took the money, and led me into the inner hallway. It is obvious that everything was thrown together quickly, and is somewhat new (and crappily put together). New paint, hasty construction. But hey, the walls are full, and the doors lock.

As I was wating on the massage table (bit wider than the usual ones), in walks this amazing woman. If you have ever seen the spanish talk shows, you know the type: gorgeous hourglass figure, thick in all the right spots, slim waist, and huge breasts. Blonde, spoke very good English, and looked to be in her mid to late 20's. I was instantly hard. We chatted a bit, and she started the "massage" with a warm bag (felt like it had nuts or some sort of thing like that in it) that was rubbed / pressed up and down my back and legs. 2-3 minutes of that, and the flip. She saw I was ready, and through hand signs we agreed on activity and cost ($ for BJ / FS). No words interchanged. I placed my donation on the bookshelf, she left (I assume to get the cover) and came back and locked the door.

She proceeded to show her massive breasts (yes they were fake, but still sooooooooooooo nice), let me suck on the nips (still responsive and perky, even with the fake fun bag hiding beneath!) And pulled her dress off. I saw the most perfect, round, plump and firm rump that I have laid hands on in years. That led to a nicely trimmed (just that fun landing strip) V. Petting and stroking were allowed, but no fingering from the start. She bent over and started the CBJ. Now. She was a tiny bit mechanical with everything, but sensually mechanical if that makes sense? All the right wiggles, all the right moans, and dirty talk. Even slapped my leg and her lips a bit. Before it became too much, I laid her next to me and started slow side-by-side, rolling over to mish. No CG, RCG, etc. I wasn't in the mood for it today. I wanted to make it to doggy, to see her from behind, but was enjoying the breasts and mish too much. Decided to take it home in mish and concluded our 30 min lying next to each other as the knock on the door came. We chatted a bit, I got her schedule (she only works 1 day a week, and there are 2 different girls each day). Not sharing her day / name because I do want to keep her to myself for now! LOL. There are plenty of others, and hopefully more reviews to come.

Gentlemen, it's really not that hard to find this place if you actually start researching.

I had a session about a week ago and it was GREAT!! I'd have to agree that the place was put together fairly quickly. There was even no toilet seat on the toilet when I was there (not that I had a need for it)! The person I saw also works 1 day a week so I'm not sure if it's the same person, but I can attest that she does have the same type of body that you are describing, implants, curves and all. The only difference is the one I saw today allowed FIV. She asked if I was new to the place and I was honest and said yes, but I started to mention the other places that I normally visit and that calmed her nerves. Another difference is that she already had the cover with her so she didn't have to leave the room. I did bring one with me though just in case. Also, the person that took the house fee was a early 20's looking female. Everything else about the visit was nearly identical. She signaled with hand gestures for services and I also did not exchange any words. She didn't collect the fee until after the session was over. I will be back when I am spent for time and in need of a quick release. Really beats having to drive to SEM or BP since I am from the area.

[AhardLanding]

Pasadena on Colorado blvd. Try any one of the MPs on Colorado and give a report and I might give more information.

Not for sure, but more likely in the unincorporated area just to the east of Pasadena. The Pasadena police are pretty tight. Much easier to open a shop just over the border.

[Caktus]

1 post and you want answers? Smells like bacon here.

Definitely smells like bacon. And if he really wants answers, it's not that hard to find them.

[Mykeinla]

Where is this place?

1 post and you want answers? Smells like bacon here.