Strip Club Reports

[Cherokee70]

So, a lap dance is now $50 at Silk? Holy cow. How does anyone justify that waste of money?

[Chimil Detin]

I am looking for something reliable, more on the upscale side, and attractive women. More for quality over quantity, so even if you have just a single indy that would be great. Any strip clubs with extras would be awesome. Any massage parlors with hotties. Much appreciated and I would hope I can return the favor if you come to Chicago.

At least with regards to this part of your comment, you will find no luck in Madison.

Silk and Bristol are the only two clubs. Silk has some quality, but no extras. Bristol has rare extras and maybe some takeout, but the quality is pretty low.

The only massage place I have experience with is Geisha House, but if you're looking for Chicago-level quality, forget it. One or two girls there get decent reviews, but even they're not so awesome. The rest probably aren't worth your time.

[dbones]

Hi all--I really hate to be that guy that is asking a question that I can find the answer to if I really do my homework. The problem is, I do not have time. Unfortunately I need to head to madison on short notice for a funeral. Sucks all around. But some fun may make it better. So sorry if I am asking questions that could be answered with research, but I would love some recommendations on any reliable agencies, parlors, strip clubs, or indys? I am going to post this same message on a few of the different boards, but essentially I am looking for something reliable, more on the upscale side, and attractive women. More for quality over quantity, so even if you have just a single indy that would be great. Any strip clubs with extras would be awesome. Any massage parlors with hotties. Or agencies that deliver. Open to suggestions. Not sure I have time to deal with the sugar baby route this time. Feel free to respond here or DM me. Much appreciated and I would hope I can return the favor if you come to Chicago. Thanks in advance.

[Atmech113]

Anyone been to the boss office lately and had any luck with take our or maybe Bristol.

[Coochie Eater]

PC (Pre COVID), I was at Bristol. I got a lappy from a girl with HUGE tits (HUGE! She took off her g-string facing me and pulled back her lips. Out popped a very nice sized Clit (pearl tongue, if you're Black). I said "Wow" to which she responded "You can touch it!" I did. I leaned forward and gave it a swift lick with my tongue. She immediately pushed forward into my mouth and ultimately climbed the chair, pushed my head onto the back and rode mt face to a big shaky orgasm. She gave me her number for TO. I called her after COVID, but the # was disconnected.

Coochie (Missed the boat on that one) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[Chad152]

I've been there a handful of times in the last 2 years. The dancers seem to be very perv friendly. Almost all of them will try to make you cum. I usually go there wearing polyester workout shorts / pants with no underwear. Most of the dancers don't realize that I came because the moisture is wicked away. There's a blonde girl with a southern accent that will suck my cock through my pants. Daisy, a skinny blonde girl, works Friday and Saturday nights and will furiously grind your dick until you cum. There's a very cute, young brunette with perfect c-cup tits and braces that works day shift that will not leave my hardon alone until I blast in my pants. Latina and black dancers tend to go the extra mile and will reach into my pants or pull my cock out and use my shirt to hide it from the cameras. If I see someone new that strikes my fancy, I'll try them out in the regular lap dance area and then get the 15-minute champagne room for $100. I cum 2 or 3 times every time I'm there. This kind of perv shit wouldn't fly at Bristol or Boxxx.

[BlueMarlin66]

Everything, is spot on with this. Thanks for sharing. I have seen Dita there, and I agree, sensual lady.

Bristol probably ain't that place. There have been one or two good looking girls there through the years, but they're usually flawed in one way or another.

It depends what you mean by "illusion of passion. ".

If you want your illusion to be a little more real, go to the Geisha House where, figuratively and literally, there's a lot of stuff on the table. That said, even the best-looking ladies at GH will require you to squint pretty hard for you to consider them an 8. A couple could arguably be called 7's, but even that might be a stretchmark, err. Stretch.

If you're OK with something truly more of an illusion, go to Silk. That means you're OK with a girl sitting in your lap whom you either don't touch at all or you only get to touch if you go into the slightly more expensive room that costs you $125, and even there you only get to touch her in certain ways. You will be told sternly if you touch in an incorrect way by a very large man who will be watching what you do through a night vision camera the whole time. He watches pretty carefully.

You will find a few eights or nines at Silk. I'm partial to Cali, Holly and Dita, but those are just my own personal tastes. Cali is a blonde spinner who is more fun on nights when she needs more money; I'd call her a high 7, but I can see how others would go higher. Holly's only regular day is Sundays and she tends to only work every-other month. She's one of the most sensual women I've ever met, to the point I'm frustrated I can't do more with her (but she's not up for that). I consider her a 9, others may prefer younger or thinner. I only met Dita once, and she has a fun online site to go with her outstanding enhancements and good attitude, but I sense she's only so open-minded. Also a high 8 or a 9, though again, others may prefer younger or more natural..

[RainMan5]

Could anyone comment if Willow is still dancing at either Bristol or Boxxx Office and in general when.

[Midwt2006]

Thank you for this very detailed and thorough reply. I appreciate when people share their perspective, especially from a depth of experience.

Chimil Detin is spot on. Yes there are a few diamonds, but if you're not their regular. You just have to imagine. If I can converse, tease and be teased a little it's a Wisconsin win!

[Crisler]

Honestly, there's not a "secret. " You just got to get out there and keep trying, maybe in different places. Trust me when I say the talent is far better in bigger cities. It's mildly better in Milwaukee than in Madison. It's way better in Detroit, and anything goes in some of their clubs. I'd make the case it's best in Chicago, though you get better overall service in Detroit. The choices are yours.

Thank you for this very detailed and thorough reply. I appreciate when people share their perspective, especially from a depth of experience.

[Chimil Detin]

What I seek is the illusion of passion with a girl that is an 8/10 (or better) looks wise even when I'm sober. I went to Bristol once. I don't remember exactly, but it must have been pre-covid. So maybe 3 years ago? The place was packed. A fair number of dancers, if you want to call them that. And plenty of dudes lined up to enjoy them. Looked kind of like some kind of office party a strip club. A bunch of customers, men and women, having a good time with the dancers. But for the love of all the random gods, these dancers were just nowhere near any level of quality looks wise that I could get excited, even if I was drunk. I mean, chubby and mean looking. Like the kind of girl you'd have to fight off at Costco if you happened to be vying for the last free cupcake with her.

How do you guys do it?

Bristol probably ain't that place. There have been one or two good looking girls there through the years, but they're usually flawed in one way or another.

It depends what you mean by "illusion of passion. ".

If you want your illusion to be a little more real, go to the Geisha House where, figuratively and literally, there's a lot of stuff on the table. That said, even the best-looking ladies at GH will require you to squint pretty hard for you to consider them an 8. A couple could arguably be called 7's, but even that might be a stretchmark, err. Stretch.

If you're OK with something truly more of an illusion, go to Silk. That means you're OK with a girl sitting in your lap whom you either don't touch at all or you only get to touch if you go into the slightly more expensive room that costs you $125, and even there you only get to touch her in certain ways. You will be told sternly if you touch in an incorrect way by a very large man who will be watching what you do through a night vision camera the whole time. He watches pretty carefully.

You will find a few eights or nines at Silk. I'm partial to Cali, Holly and Dita, but those are just my own personal tastes. Cali is a blonde spinner who is more fun on nights when she needs more money; I'd call her a high 7, but I can see how others would go higher. Holly's only regular day is Sundays and she tends to only work every-other month. She's one of the most sensual women I've ever met, to the point I'm frustrated I can't do more with her (but she's not up for that). I consider her a 9, others may prefer younger or thinner. I only met Dita once, and she has a fun online site to go with her outstanding enhancements and good attitude, but I sense she's only so open-minded. Also a high 8 or a 9, though again, others may prefer younger or more natural.

This is not a hobby for which you get good at it watching from the sidelines. You got to get out and do. You also have to plan on a certain percent of your budget going toward "trial and error": Finding out if a girl's attitude matches her looks or her stage show and knowing you'll get an answer you weren't hoping for a decent percent of the time. You get better at guessing the more you try, but even I get fooled sometimes after 20 years in the game.

Getting out and doing may mean travel. If you don't find anything you like in Dane County, try adventuring to Wisconsin Dolls or Cruisin' Chubbys in the Dells, or Milwaukee, Rockford, Chicago, Appleton or whatever floats your boat and fits with your values.

Also, this hobby is not cheap. The more you spend, the better the service you get. I do not make the kind of money where I can simply buy the best services. I have to seek out "deals" that balance the quality of the lady with the quality of her service. If I had an unlimited money fountain, I'd figure out what the bar was for OTC, or even ITC, and pay it to the girl who most suits my fancy on a given night. Instead, I work on whatever my budget is on a given evening, which is usually $100-300, and do the best I can. That often means some trial and error, some lap dances and maybe a 15-minute room if I sense there's a shot at a really good experience. In the end, though, I have my limits and the result is usually enough to satisfy me, but never as great as I know would be possible if I was rolling in dough.

Honestly, there's not a "secret. " You just got to get out there and keep trying, maybe in different places. Trust me when I say the talent is far better in bigger cities. It's mildly better in Milwaukee than in Madison. It's way better in Detroit, and anything goes in some of their clubs. I'd make the case it's best in Chicago, though you get better overall service in Detroit. The choices are yours.

[Crisler]

What I seek is the illusion of passion with a girl that is an 8/10 (or better) looks wise even when I'm sober. I went to Bristol once. I don't remember exactly, but it must have been pre-covid. So maybe 3 years ago? The place was packed. A fair number of dancers, if you want to call them that. And plenty of dudes lined up to enjoy them. Looked kind of like some kind of office party a strip club. A bunch of customers, men and women, having a good time with the dancers. But for the love of all the random gods, these dancers were just nowhere near any level of quality looks wise that I could get excited, even if I was drunk. I mean, chubby and mean looking. Like the kind of girl you'd have to fight off at Costco if you happened to be vying for the last free cupcake with her.

How do you guys do it?

[RainMan5]

Had a top notch 30 minutes VIP with Willow recently. Had agreed to exchange numbers but another customer snatched her up before she could come back to me and I ended up leaving.

Not quite sure if she's normally at Boxxx Office or Bristol & also day or night. PM me if you have details when she's working.

[IceFourPlay]

Has anyone checked it out since they re opened? Been thinking of checking it out this Friday.

I was up for the grand reopening. More girls than custo. Ers most of the night. Many good and many bad. New floor, and trim. Decent place.

[Tonlo]

Has anyone checked it out since they re opened? Been thinking of checking it out this Friday.