Strip Club Reports

[Kellster]

Chicago is not a good place for Strip clubs. IF you have a car you go get to Northwest Indiana. To Fantasy off hwy 80.

Yeah I don't know why that is. I mean you would think a city as big as Chicago and the surrounding area would have an incredible strip bar scene. In the 90's Rockford had some really good ones. Heavenly Bodies used to be really good (talent wise) a few years ago, but even then it was still always a bikini bar.

[Kellster]

Recently visited your city and was hoping for better experience than Indianapolis. Hit up heavenly bodies for a night out and this was an odd club. I will call it a bikini bar cause the girls don't go topless on stage. The drinks were cheap and the chairs are merely barstools. TVs everywhere so its almost like a sports bar. The selection of girls was plentiful. I have never seen so many fat girls at a strip club before. If that's your thing you may enjoy the scene. There were maybe a 4-5 good looking girls. Private dances are cheap with little contact. The interesting thing about this place is you can get dances from servers. I have never seen that before, so things got interesting because the selection of girls went up. If you are expecting all hotties this is not the place to go. If you are looking to chill, you may enjoy this bikini bar.

Yeah the talent isn't as good as in the past (I'm not attracted to overweight women either), but there are some thin ones there. Those are the ones I get dances from. It depends when you go as well. Some nights are better than others. The gals I get dances from give good contact which is why I'll see them again. If they don't they're off my list no matter how hot they are. I usually avoid the servers because their dances haven't been as good as dancers- but that's just my experience. I mean if they wanted to be a dancer they'd be a dancer not a server.

[Chicago Monger]

Recently visited your city and was hoping for better experience than Indianapolis. Hit up heavenly bodies for a night out and this was an odd club. I will call it a bikini bar cause the girls don't go topless on stage. The drinks were cheap and the chairs are merely barstools. TVs everywhere so its almost like a sports bar. The selection of girls was plentiful. I have never seen so many fat girls at a strip club before. If that's your thing you may enjoy the scene. There were maybe a 4-5 good looking girls. Private dances are cheap with little contact. The interesting thing about this place is you can get dances from servers. I have never seen that before, so things got interesting because the selection of girls went up. If you are expecting all hotties this is not the place to go. If you are looking to chill, you may enjoy this bikini bar.

Chicago is not a good place for Strip clubs. IF you have a car you go get to Northwest Indiana. To Fantasy off hwy 80.

[AsianK]

Recently visited your city and was hoping for better experience than Indianapolis. Hit up heavenly bodies for a night out and this was an odd club. I will call it a bikini bar cause the girls don't go topless on stage. The drinks were cheap and the chairs are merely barstools. TVs everywhere so its almost like a sports bar. The selection of girls was plentiful. I have never seen so many fat girls at a strip club before. If that's your thing you may enjoy the scene. There were maybe a 4-5 good looking girls. Private dances are cheap with little contact. The interesting thing about this place is you can get dances from servers. I have never seen that before, so things got interesting because the selection of girls went up. If you are expecting all hotties this is not the place to go. If you are looking to chill, you may enjoy this bikini bar.

[StanleyStankas]

Well daytime during the week is the best for just talking, but I'm not sure how the selection is now. There used to be some hot ones in the daytime but they're no longer there. I was never much of a talker since most of what they say is bs to get your money anyway. However there are exceptions- some seem genuine and cool. I like to go, look for a bit, and than get some dances, but others like to talk with them for long stretches so everyone is different. If not days than try weeknights. Friday night and Saturday night are too busy. Especially after 10:30/11:00 pm.

Oh I'm pretty much retired these days so whenever they are available so am I! I will take pub tran right to the front door. Who knows I might catch a bus at rosemont with a former co worker and when they let me off at bodies they will laugh all the way back to the garage! When I was behind the wheel of the bus I remember taking a very pretty irish girl (would say mid to late 20's) to an audition over there. The first time she went with another girl, however that girl I never saw again because she didn't have the right papers to work. I did see the irish girl a few times but never tried to move on her. She seemed kind of embarrassed that I was dropping her off in front of a club. A job is a job. I mean I don't look up or down to anyone. I go from the suites to the streets. So yea going to try this one day and will report.

[RobertWi69]

Wow! I never spent that much- mainly since I didn't have that much haha! However I remember it being pricey and high pressure sales from the dancers and hostess.

Yeah, they took credit cards.

[Kellster]

Yeah, it was very tiny which leads me to believe it is the place at Lake Cook & Rand that's now a smoke shop. Can you confirm that?

And yeah, this was back when I was really dumb so I think I spent $1,000 for 15 minutes in a booth with a girl sitting on my lap trying to stick my cock up her ass.

And I do think I remember something about taxes shutting the place down.

Wow! I never spent that much- mainly since I didn't have that much haha! However I remember it being pricey and high pressure sales from the dancers and hostess.

[Kellster]

I believe it was simply called "Dancers". If I recall that place was tiny & a person could spend a fortune & not get much.

Yes that place was called Dancers. It was on Lake Cook & Rand Rd in Palatine back in the 90's. It was pretty much a ripoff place although I had some fun with one gal a long time ago, but it was expensive. I was like 21 at the time. She gave me some good dances and then asked me if I could get her some cigarettes from the gas station across the street which I did. I think she was surprised I came back with them. I think Lake County wanted to get rid of strip clubs including that place for awhile. No big loss. That wasn't a great place anyway. The dancers always tried to pressure you to go back into a booth for big money and then would short you on time. Only one dancer on only one stage. The dancers dressed in evening gowns. Only went there like twice in my life- too expensive and wasn't worth it.

[Kellster]

Now that's what I'm talking about. In the opinion of the experts what is the better day and time to be there when things are more laid back and the lovelies wouldn't mind sitting around and flirting with an ol stale fart like myself?

Well daytime during the week is the best for just talking, but I'm not sure how the selection is now. There used to be some hot ones in the daytime but they're no longer there. I was never much of a talker since most of what they say is bs to get your money anyway. However there are exceptions- some seem genuine and cool. I like to go, look for a bit, and than get some dances, but others like to talk with them for long stretches so everyone is different. If not days than try weeknights. Friday night and Saturday night are too busy. Especially after 10:30/11:00 pm.

[RobertWi69]

I believe it was simply called "Dancers". If I recall that place was tiny & a person could spend a fortune & not get much.

Yeah, it was very tiny which leads me to believe it is the place at Lake Cook & Rand that's now a smoke shop. Can you confirm that?

And yeah, this was back when I was really dumb so I think I spent $1,000 for 15 minutes in a booth with a girl sitting on my lap trying to stick my cock up her ass.

And I do think I remember something about taxes shutting the place down.

[Pedorro]

I need a little help guys. Back in the 90's there was a place out in Palatine I believe on Lake Cook Rd that I think was on the corner at Rand, which is now a smoke shop. Was that the right location or was it further down Lake Cook? I wasted hundreds, even thousands, of dollars there as I was young and naive. Anyone recall the name too?

It was called dancers at the corner of Rand and Lake Cook and everything was on the table. After you made contact with one of the dancers one of the waitresses would come by for the payment and would walk you to a tiny room where the girl of your choice would meet you.

[StanleyStankas]

Yeah I've got to admit, I like Heavenly Bodies in general, but the last time I went on a Saturday night it was awful. There weren't that many dancers working and the ones that were weren't that great looking. There used to be a lot of hot, fit, tone dancers there who grave great lap dances for a decent price- not sure what happened. They need a talent upgrade and more thin dancers period- at least on Saturday night. If you want full service I'd skip it- that's most likely not happening.

Now that's what I'm talking about. In the opinion of the experts what is the better day and time to be there when things are more laid back and the lovelies wouldn't mind sitting around and flirting with an ol stale fart like myself?

[StanleyStankas]

I believe it was simply called "Dancers". If I recall that place was tiny & a person could spend a fortune & not get much.

I lived west of there and then had an account east of there so I went by several times. Don't think I ever went in. Actually what took the dude down was taxes (he didn't pay them!) I heard he owned a few joints of that nature.

[Mayor Quimby]

I need a little help guys. Back in the 90's there was a place out in Palatine I believe on Lake Cook Rd that I think was on the corner at Rand, which is now a smoke shop. Was that the right location or was it further down Lake Cook? I wasted hundreds, even thousands, of dollars there as I was young and naive. Anyone recall the name too?

I believe it was simply called "Dancers". If I recall that place was tiny & a person could spend a fortune & not get much.

[RobertWi69]

I need a little help guys. Back in the 90's there was a place out in Palatine I believe on Lake Cook Rd that I think was on the corner at Rand, which is now a smoke shop. Was that the right location or was it further down Lake Cook? I wasted hundreds, even thousands, of dollars there as I was young and naive. Anyone recall the name too?