Strip Club Reports

[Moejoo]

How much did your time at VIP's set you back including the drinks and tips?

[M02499]

Anyone been to Arnies's lately. Last time I was there was in early November right after they reopened. It was totally dead on a early Saturday evening. I am wondering if it is still that way.

[ChicagoScott]

You nailed her bareback & came inside her in the VIP room?

Hearing what I did from you guys, I decided to just try some Tinder hookups, which were successful later in the week, but the chick I was going to meet on Monday had gained a LOT of weight from her Tinder profile, and even after four shots I wasn't into her when I saw her and bailed.

I was still horny, and saw that I was only a $5 uber away from VIP Club. Figured wth, why not.

Went in, $20 cover, the bouncer at the door was in a suit, was fine telling me how things worked. No ATM inside, you have to buy fake money with a 20% surcharge, and unlike what I am used to you can't buy a girl drinks; you have to give them cash and they buy their own, apparently an ordinance.

I had already pulled out some cash expecting to have some fun anyway, was at the bar for a bit checking my options. Got dances with a Polish girl named Pamela, pretty hot with nice big natural tits, took me a bit to realize that the girls are wearing nude pastirs.

Did a few with her, then did a few with a mixed Islander girl named Kiki, she definitely knew how to rock her hips.

Got approached by another girl, by this time I was drunk and fucking horny as all hell, and I flirted hard, and she had about 5 drinks as we chatted We went to the stools for dancing, and she definitely felt how Inwas thinking about her. She asked if I wanted to go in the back instead of $20 a song, told her that would depend on how much friendlier she got.

Paid for the room and the blinds got pulled, and she definitely knew what was going on, stroking me at first through my pants then pulling me out. She jumped a bit when the drink girl walked by and asked if we wanted a drink.

Soon she was grinding against me, telling me how thick I was (I am, it's something that I'm blessed with), and I could feel her getting wet. I started kissing her neck and telling her how I needed to be inside her, but our first half was nearly up, and the bouncer swung by right as she was tucking me in. He asked if I wanted another half and I said it depends if she does, and of course.

I tip the guy, then she straddles me again and I tell her we need to stop fucking around about fucking around and slide my fingers under her thong, got a nice moan, then she's pulling me out again, I pull it to the side and she works me in.

Started rocking on me as I kissed her neck, and thankfully I was drunk enough to have stamina, but not enough to affect me being hard.

After about 20 minutes she had O'd three times and I felt her dripping onto my jeans, and I let myself go as well and she had another O with me. Used a lot of napkins to clean up some evidence, and I hiked up my jeans a bit to hide the proof under my dress shirt.

I know I could have had an escort cheaper, but to me it is such a turn on to get a chick to not only give in, but do it in the club. To me it was definitely worth it.

Got her schedule, any guys interested can pm me for more info.

[Quoth84]

Hearing what I did from you guys, I decided to just try some Tinder hookups, which were successful later in the week, but the chick I was going to meet on Monday had gained a LOT of weight from her Tinder profile, and even after four shots I wasn't into her when I saw her and bailed.

I was still horny, and saw that I was only a $5 uber away from VIP Club. Figured wth, why not.

Went in, $20 cover, the bouncer at the door was in a suit, was fine telling me how things worked. No ATM inside, you have to buy fake money with a 20% surcharge, and unlike what I am used to you can't buy a girl drinks; you have to give them cash and they buy their own, apparently an ordinance.

I had already pulled out some cash expecting to have some fun anyway, was at the bar for a bit checking my options. Got dances with a Polish girl named Pamela, pretty hot with nice big natural tits, took me a bit to realize that the girls are wearing nude pastirs.

Did a few with her, then did a few with a mixed Islander girl named Kiki, she definitely knew how to rock her hips.

Got approached by another girl, by this time I was drunk and fucking horny as all hell, and I flirted hard, and she had about 5 drinks as we chatted We went to the stools for dancing, and she definitely felt how Inwas thinking about her. She asked if I wanted to go in the back instead of $20 a song, told her that would depend on how much friendlier she got.

Paid for the room and the blinds got pulled, and she definitely knew what was going on, stroking me at first through my pants then pulling me out. She jumped a bit when the drink girl walked by and asked if we wanted a drink.

Soon she was grinding against me, telling me how thick I was (I am, it's something that I'm blessed with), and I could feel her getting wet. I started kissing her neck and telling her how I needed to be inside her, but our first half was nearly up, and the bouncer swung by right as she was tucking me in. He asked if I wanted another half and I said it depends if she does, and of course.

I tip the guy, then she straddles me again and I tell her we need to stop fucking around about fucking around and slide my fingers under her thong, got a nice moan, then she's pulling me out again, I pull it to the side and she works me in.

Started rocking on me as I kissed her neck, and thankfully I was drunk enough to have stamina, but not enough to affect me being hard.

After about 20 minutes she had O'd three times and I felt her dripping onto my jeans, and I let myself go as well and she had another O with me. Used a lot of napkins to clean up some evidence, and I hiked up my jeans a bit to hide the proof under my dress shirt.

I know I could have had an escort cheaper, but to me it is such a turn on to get a chick to not only give in, but do it in the club. To me it was definitely worth it.

Got her schedule, any guys interested can pm me for more info.

[Marks75]

You might as well find and high end provider, which is guaranteed. Granted I like the thrill of picking up a stripper but not at that price or effort. Go and don't show your hand and let them quote you or make them the bargainer!

Wow that is an excellent report. The only thing I can add is that Industrial has the best private booths for extras. Unfortunately for us in recently years the amount of extras there has dwindled greatly. Also since they got a liquor license they are no longer nude and unless you have history with a girl nude dances are unlikely.

OP if you were staying south I would say to try a club or 2, since you are up North save your money for something else.

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[Moejoo]

If you want extras with white girls, you'll have to go to the south suburbs (Harvey, Chicago Heights, Ford Heights) or NW Indiana (Hammond). Even then the really hot white chicks tend not to do extras or FS in my experience, but you might be surprised. I would guess that about 50% of all the girls do all extras though, but that's just a guess. Probably less for the white chicks in general. YMMV. You'll also have to likely pay for a room which start at around $200 at Club O for 15 minutes and $350 for half an hour at Club 390. Atlantis has half hours starting at $300. Be expected to tip the bouncer and the girls though. The bouncers at Club O are the greediest. Getting extras in the regular dance area is more difficult but still possible at 390 (in the more further nude booths) and Atlantis (also the more tucked away booths). You might also want to tip the guy counting dances (at Atlantis; 390 and Club O have a guy at a desk / podium instead which makes it a bit more awkward and obvious if you try to tip, which I never have). Or you can try Fantasy at Hammond, preferably in the afternoon. But Fantasy and Club O have large majority black chicks and even their white chicks aren't that hot. There are a couple hot Latinas at Club O though. Fantasy probably has the worst selection of them all. Club 390 has maybe the best average selection. Atlantis has the best selection at the top (more 9's and 10's), but a bit smaller selection and a bit bigger bell curve (more dogs). Just be warned that a lot of the girls at Atlantis don't like to get naked during the lap dances. Make sure before you start as all dances start at $30.390 and O have topless options for $20, but you won't get as much action in those dances of course. All of the nude dances at these places are full contact with most girls allowing some pussy play. Again, YMMV.

Wow that is an excellent report. The only thing I can add is that Industrial has the best private booths for extras. Unfortunately for us in recently years the amount of extras there has dwindled greatly. Also since they got a liquor license they are no longer nude and unless you have history with a girl nude dances are unlikely.

OP if you were staying south I would say to try a club or 2, since you are up North save your money for something else.

[GordonCCraig]

This is a bit more of a heads up than a review. I was there yesterday. Two girls. One is a girl named Nicky. She had been fired a couple of times for her heroin use, bur she was there last night. This girl was so high last night that she was pracrically spilling her drink on me. But the heads up is because I noticed severe sores on her face and shoulders. As soon as the dude that owns it realizes it, she'll be gone for the last time. BUT if she is still there when you go there and you decide on her DO NOT do anything without a condom. Although a better choice would be the bartender or one of the two new black girls. Just daying.

[Kellster]

Hi, all,

I was wondering if people could give recommendations as to the clubs for a guy who prefers white or hispanic chicks, I generally go for more natural than bolt ons, and would of course prefer to go to a place with a high chance of extras.

I'm going to be in the Ohare area, but don't mind taking an uber or subway or whatever, I think I'll have access to the blue line.

I'll be reading the posts here, but was hoping someone would be so kind as to be able to give a "current status" of the clubs.

Regards,

Quoth.

I've gone to Heavenly Bodies in the past mainly because it was more affordable and nearby. It's basically a bikini club near O'Hare Airport (Elk Grove) - there is a mix of gals (latina, black, white), I'd say mostly white gals, in different shapes and sizes. I like them thin or fit myself. The gals go topless when you get dances. Dances vary but are supposed to be full contact. If the gal gives lousy dances I don't get her again. No FS or extras that I know of- & you have to keep your hands on their waist. They just doubled the cover charge from $10 to $20 which is ridiculous. I heard business was slow, that's not going to help. I won't be going much, if at all, with that cover charge.

Went to The Admiral years ago- they were expensive and only had air dances which were terrible.

The earlier poster was right. Chicago is a lousy city for strip clubs- & it's getting worse. If you're looking for FS your best bet is to see a well reviewed escort. Good luck!

[Dirk Diggller]

In what way? Finding white girls? Extras?

If you want extras with white girls, you'll have to go to the south suburbs (Harvey, Chicago Heights, Ford Heights) or NW Indiana (Hammond). Even then the really hot white chicks tend not to do extras or FS in my experience, but you might be surprised. I would guess that about 50% of all the girls do all extras though, but that's just a guess. Probably less for the white chicks in general. YMMV. You'll also have to likely pay for a room which start at around $200 at Club O for 15 minutes and $350 for half an hour at Club 390. Atlantis has half hours starting at $300. Be expected to tip the bouncer and the girls though. The bouncers at Club O are the greediest. Getting extras in the regular dance area is more difficult but still possible at 390 (in the more further nude booths) and Atlantis (also the more tucked away booths). You might also want to tip the guy counting dances (at Atlantis; 390 and Club O have a guy at a desk / podium instead which makes it a bit more awkward and obvious if you try to tip, which I never have). Or you can try Fantasy at Hammond, preferably in the afternoon. But Fantasy and Club O have large majority black chicks and even their white chicks aren't that hot. There are a couple hot Latinas at Club O though. Fantasy probably has the worst selection of them all. Club 390 has maybe the best average selection. Atlantis has the best selection at the top (more 9's and 10's), but a bit smaller selection and a bit bigger bell curve (more dogs). Just be warned that a lot of the girls at Atlantis don't like to get naked during the lap dances. Make sure before you start as all dances start at $30.390 and O have topless options for $20, but you won't get as much action in those dances of course. All of the nude dances at these places are full contact with most girls allowing some pussy play. Again, YMMV.

[Mayor Quimby]

In what way? Finding white girls? Extras?

Chicago strip clubs are lousy. Be prepared to spend a lot & get nothing for it. All no touch. You might want to check out the Melrose Park strip club thread. There's a place called J's. It's hit or miss but won't cost you a fortune. It's a short Uber ride from the Ohare area. Good luck!

[Quoth84]

Best of luck! I don't think you will find anything close to what you want.

In what way? Finding white girls? Extras?

[Pedorro]

Hi, all,

I was wondering if people could give recommendations as to the clubs for a guy who prefers white or hispanic chicks, I generally go for more natural than bolt ons, and would of course prefer to go to a place with a high chance of extras.

I'm going to be in the Ohare area, but don't mind taking an uber or subway or whatever, I think I'll have access to the blue line.

I'll be reading the posts here, but was hoping someone would be so kind as to be able to give a "current status" of the clubs.

Regards,

Quoth.

Best of luck! I don't think you will find anything close to what you want.

[Quoth84]

Hi, all,

I was wondering if people could give recommendations as to the clubs for a guy who prefers white or hispanic chicks, I generally go for more natural than bolt ons, and would of course prefer to go to a place with a high chance of extras.

I'm going to be in the Ohare area, but don't mind taking an uber or subway or whatever, I think I'll have access to the blue line.

I'll be reading the posts here, but was hoping someone would be so kind as to be able to give a "current status" of the clubs.

Regards,

Quoth.

[Kellster]

She was very hands on upstairs. I realize this is a long shot, but hoping for any info about possible take out. She is brunette very thin with nice bolt ons and a lot of tattoos. She is always up in VIP. PM me if you have any info to share.

I had some lap dances from her in the VIP a few years ago. They weren't the best so maybe she's gotten better. Don't know about outside the club. She was pretty hot- I like them thin though.

[CutieBear728]

She was very hands on upstairs. I realize this is a long shot, but hoping for any info about possible take out. She is brunette very thin with nice bolt ons and a lot of tattoos. She is always up in VIP. PM me if you have any info to share.