Strip Club Reports

[HairyBear]

What's the name of the new place that replaced Ocean's? Anybody been there? What's it like?

[Darth Cosmos]

The few times I've been were underwhelming. Better looking girls at Scores and Gold Room. Dances very meh. I remember having to sit on a chair for dances, as in not the padded seat you get at a lot of other clubs, but a regular, four-legged chair with no arms, like the kind you find in hotel ballrooms that can be stacked tens of chairs high in storage when not in use. The kicker was a $25 ATM fee. $25!

Admittedly, though, that was a while ago. Maybe it's time for me to check in again. I've been getting bored with my other regular options.

Yeah, I remember those chairs, I think that was like 20 years ago. They use couches now. Much more comfortable.

[Chimil Detin]

Whoa. Interesting report. I have never been to HB, but have only heard bad things. I've heard that all dances are non contact. Is that really not the case anymore? I might have to see for myself if things have changed. Thanks for the details.

DN.

The few times I've been were underwhelming. Better looking girls at Scores and Gold Room. Dances very meh. I remember having to sit on a chair for dances, as in not the padded seat you get at a lot of other clubs, but a regular, four-legged chair with no arms, like the kind you find in hotel ballrooms that can be stacked tens of chairs high in storage when not in use. The kicker was a $25 ATM fee. $25!

Admittedly, though, that was a while ago. Maybe it's time for me to check in again. I've been getting bored with my other regular options.

[Darth Cosmos]

Whoa. Interesting report. I have never been to HB, but have only heard bad things. I've heard that all dances are non contact. Is that really not the case anymore? I might have to see for myself if things have changed. Thanks for the details.

DN.

Yeah, I've never understood why Hb gets a bad rap.

I mean sure, there's better places like down south, but for the north west burbs, it's kind a good.

For me, I definitely prefer the full contact Grind dances, where only the top comes off and you can have a beer.

I had this friend that used to love to go to the Admiral.

He's was like you're not allowed to touch just watch.

Like I can do that at home on my computer dude.

So for each beer, topless, full, contact, grind, you're allowed to touch is not the private.

I've learned the $50 extra trip, not sure if all girls do that.

Conveniently located close to my house.

Been going there for decades.

Only thing you got to watch out for, is every now and then you get a really dead night. We're all the girls are ugly.

Usually that's like a Tuesday and a Sunday.

But if you go Friday / Saturday, anytime between seven and 11, there's all kinds of good options.

Darth.

[DannyNeros]

So had some time.

Then she whispered in my ear " for an extra 50 I'll.".

I couldn't hear that last part, but I just said OK.

So she's sneakily giving me a HJ under her while she danced felt great but I could not get off (had a already had two girls earlier).

Time ends.

No worries I had fun.

Almost about to live and a gnd latina catches my eye so I bring her up stairs.

Great rhythm; from Mexico.

She also did the hands thing but no extra charge but she was more sneaky about it.

Then she turned and gave me that back side grind.

We just went at it until finally got the ending I was looking for.

Dessert has been served.

Darth.

Whoa. Interesting report. I have never been to HB, but have only heard bad things. I've heard that all dances are non contact. Is that really not the case anymore? I might have to see for myself if things have changed. Thanks for the details.

DN.

[Darth Cosmos]

So had some time.

Usually prefer escorts or AMPs or spas.

Clubs are like dessert to me.

So ended up at hb in egv.

I like this one historically cause of the full friction lap dances.

I like to do the upstairs 5 for 80.

They try to sell VIP but it's the same thing only the room has a tv.

I'm not here to watch tv so why pay for that.

Any way.

First girl was cute per 20's grade school teacher who needed some extra cash.

She was blonde and petite and her ass felt good as grinded me.

Then I had my first ever duo tall ukrainian girl and average latina both 7/10.

It was fun, for the intensity breasts in my face was nice.

Then I got a tiny girl who looked palestinian (she mentioned it specifically).

But she was native american she said.

Any way very hot.

Grinded her for a while.

Then she whispered in my ear " for an extra 50 I'll.".

I couldn't hear that last part, but I just said OK.

So she's sneakily giving me a HJ under her while she danced felt great but I could not get off (had a already had two girls earlier).

Time ends.

No worries I had fun.

Almost about to live and a gnd latina catches my eye so I bring her up stairs.

Great rhythm; from Mexico.

She also did the hands thing but no extra charge but she was more sneaky about it.

Then she turned and gave me that back side grind.

We just went at it until finally got the ending I was looking for.

Dessert has been served.

Darth.

[Boater27]

I have recently connected with the Z girl from Club Fantasy. She is looking to connect with a few of her old customers. You can DM me for details.

[Ksterk]

I do believe the Admiral is 18+. Get your because a fake I'd.

May be a bit of a drive for some. But the slipper used to let 18 yo put on a TShirt so they so they'd be known not to have alcohol.

I'd call first to check if they still do that.

[JDuB1970]

Gold Room (check the post header).

I'm not a fan of the VIP area there. It's too set off from the rest of the club. And yes, some dancers there will really sell rooms hard, particularly if you're in the VIP section.

Post Header says "Good Room" LOL.

All good and appreciate the follow-up.

[Chimil Detin]

Where was this at?

Gold Room (check the post header).

I'm not a fan of the VIP area there. It's too set off from the rest of the club. And yes, some dancers there will really sell rooms hard, particularly if you're in the VIP section.

[JDuB1970]

Went with a buddy to unwind on a $10 dance VIP Event night. Over 30 girls working. No room to sit so we ended up in the VIP step up area that has its own little private dance room. Felt like that was key. Was in the area alone with the dancers a couple times and had some full friction dances at $10 a pop. Didn't seem too sped up either. Had a great time but two out of the 3 dancers were pushing champagne room a little too hard which got annoying real fast. Staff was extra friendly and accommodating.

Where was this at?

[JumpSmoker90]

I've never had any luck with clubs in chicago. I'm used to detroit where anything goes. Is there anything outside of chicago that would ve better for extras.

Try the clubs in NWI.

[SlumVillage]

Went with a buddy to unwind on a $10 dance VIP Event night. Over 30 girls working. No room to sit so we ended up in the VIP step up area that has its own little private dance room. Felt like that was key. Was in the area alone with the dancers a couple times and had some full friction dances at $10 a pop. Didn't seem too sped up either. Had a great time but two out of the 3 dancers were pushing champagne room a little too hard which got annoying real fast. Staff was extra friendly and accommodating.

[Dante417]

I've never had any luck with clubs in chicago. I'm used to detroit where anything goes. Is there anything outside of chicago that would ve better for extras.

[Chimil Detin]

I like full friction grind dances.

I also like girls around 19-20 yo.

Money no object.

Where is the best place in chicago to play.

Nw burbs if possible.

From the NW, I recommend Scores. A number of dancers give a good grind. Might be a little tough to find someone that young, but the grind at Scores is pretty good.

You say money is no object, so maybe Blackjacks would work for you if you're further west. I didn't care for the dances there, but rooms were out of reach for me financially. Some decent talent, but again, it seemed like you were treated like a second-class citizen if you weren't in the market for a room.

You mention Polekatz, but it's SW burbs in Bridgeview. Good grinds there, and a wide variety of girls, but not the right part of town.