Strip Club Reports

**Chr335** · 10-24-19 15:09

Does anyone have any review of heavenly bodies?

**LongRanger99** · 10-23-19 07:04

Originally Posted by ManTooth [View Original Post]

I remember when I was younger I used to deliver pizzas for a local shop that catered to a few small taverns in the city. Sometimes these places would have fashion shows and the dude working the door would only let in regulars that he recognized, but I would get a pass because I'd be bringing in food. Sometimes it would be for the dudes other times it would be a salad or sandwiches for the ladies. Either way I wouldn't leave without getting a little bit of action. It would appear that these types of things continue, but you have to know someone or get your name on a list. I can give you dudes more info for a trade. PM me.

Yes. The underground strip clubs have a short list. If you are not on the short list then you will not be allowed entry or even more you might not be aware of the strip event. The short list is to screen out guys don't have money and guys that might be associated with law enforcement.

**ManTooth** · 10-21-19 07:19

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

Why are you guys holding out on the UnderGround Strip Clubs? The chicago metropolitan area has about 9 million people. I refuse to believe you guys don't know of any underground strip clubs. I like the underground strip clubs the most because whatever goes.

I remember when I was younger I used to deliver pizzas for a local shop that catered to a few small taverns in the city. Sometimes these places would have fashion shows and the dude working the door would only let in regulars that he recognized, but I would get a pass because I'd be bringing in food. Sometimes it would be for the dudes other times it would be a salad or sandwiches for the ladies. Either way I wouldn't leave without getting a little bit of action. It would appear that these types of things continue, but you have to know someone or get your name on a list. I can give you dudes more info for a trade. PM me.

**FirstInFirst88** · 10-19-19 17:36

Originally Posted by RationalityLoL [View Original Post]

Whens the best time to go bro?

Both times I went after 7 PM and still saw attractive dancers there. It gets busy after 11 PM. I will probably go in the afternoon to see a different lineup.

**Moejoo** · 10-14-19 10:08

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse312 [View Original Post]

Before 4 pm during a weekday. The earlier the better. Like I said, there's no one covering the doors so you can just walk in if you get there early enough, but even if someone is there you can check in with yelp for free entry.

No cover charge before 6 pm.

**CrazyHorse312** · 10-14-19 09:56

Originally Posted by JesusLovesMe [View Original Post]

How do you pop from an over the clothes hand job? Not sure that would work for me.

We all have different levels of sensitivity my friend. Plus it had been a few days for me so I was pretty easily stimulated.

**CrazyHorse312** · 10-14-19 09:54

Originally Posted by RationalityLoL [View Original Post]

When are the best times to go bro?

Before 4 pm during a weekday. The earlier the better. Like I said, there's no one covering the doors so you can just walk in if you get there early enough, but even if someone is there you can check in with yelp for free entry.

**JesusLovesMe** · 10-14-19 01:01

Originally Posted by RationalityLoL [View Original Post]

Whens the best time to go bro?

How do you pop from an over the clothes hand job? Not sure that would work for me.

**Mayor Quimby** · 10-13-19 20:46

Originally Posted by ManTooth [View Original Post]

I've been to Arnie's and as a white guy I'll tell you what, as long as you've got the green, it's all pink on the inside.

I'm guessing you haven't been there lately. It's no longer Arnie's, hasen't been for a couple years. It's now Boogie Nights. The back "private" dance area is no longer there. The dances are pretty tame. The odds of enjoying anything pink are a longshot to say the least. Too bad, the place was incredibly fun in it's day. There isn't a good time to go there anymore.

**RationalityLoL** · 10-13-19 20:02

Originally Posted by CrazyHorse312 [View Original Post]

I concur counselor. I went to 390 recently during the early afternoon and there was no one manning the front counter so I just walked in. As soon as I sat down a lovely young AA girl sat next to me and began chatting it up. Latiana was her name I believe, 31 but the body was 21. She said it was her first day dancing ever which I didn't believe. Full Nude dances were only a Tubman so I got a few from here and essentially everything was a thumbs up. Suck the nips, FIV, over the clothes HJ, said it was her goal to make me bust which I did on the third song. Other than the old Fantasy's and the old Arnie's, you aren't going to get more mileage out of a dance than 390 in the chicago area.

Whens the best time to go bro?

**RationalityLoL** · 10-13-19 20:01

Originally Posted by ManTooth [View Original Post]

I've been to Arnie's and as a white guy I'll tell you what, as long as you've got the green, it's all pink on the inside.

When are the best times to go bro?

**ManTooth** · 10-11-19 02:22

Originally Posted by Morrisman [View Original Post]

I thought club o went out of business? It was bought out and reopened with the crazy hours and is almost exclusively a black club now. I'd not go there. 390 is what 15 minutes away?

I use to go there in the afternoon too. I haven't been there in 6-7 years though.

I've been to Arnie's and as a white guy I'll tell you what, as long as you've got the green, it's all pink on the inside.

**LongRanger99** · 10-07-19 17:18

Originally Posted by Monger5512 [View Original Post]

You need to go to NJ. I know of one a few years ago around Newark area. Will trade for one in Chicago.

No need to search for underground strip clubs in New Jersey. You can just go to VIC's and get whatever you want.

**CrazyHorse312** · 10-07-19 16:57

Originally Posted by FirstInFirst88 [View Original Post]

I have been to 390 few in past year and both times, the girls let me suck their tits but you need to ask them before the dance starts. The last one let me touch her down there but no fingering and made out with her for couple of dances. Just don't go crazy on them.

I concur counselor. I went to 390 recently during the early afternoon and there was no one manning the front counter so I just walked in. As soon as I sat down a lovely young AA girl sat next to me and began chatting it up. Latiana was her name I believe, 31 but the body was 21. She said it was her first day dancing ever which I didn't believe. Full Nude dances were only a Tubman so I got a few from here and essentially everything was a thumbs up. Suck the nips, FIV, over the clothes HJ, said it was her goal to make me bust which I did on the third song. Other than the old Fantasy's and the old Arnie's, you aren't going to get more mileage out of a dance than 390 in the chicago area.

**Member #6520** · 10-07-19 11:32

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

Why are you guys holding out on the UnderGround Strip Clubs? The chicago metropolitan area has about 9 million people. I refuse to believe you guys don't know of any underground strip clubs. I like the underground strip clubs the most because whatever goes.

You need to go to NJ. I know of one a few years ago around Newark area. Will trade for one in Chicago.