Strip Club Reports

[Bbd81]

No happy endings to be had there.

Thanks to all for the input. Very appreciated.

[Gary Man]

Has anyone been to Bobby's before? Just met a girl at the local convenience store near my place in the city. AA girl with big bolt-Ons and a nice round behind. Was wearing a really small shirt with her boobs popping out and some black tights with her thong showing while she bending down to grab something from the shelf. I started to talk with her and got her number. Said her name is Nyree and that she works at Bobbys. Wanted to see if anyone knows of her? I texted her and she is willing to meet outside at a hotel.

Bobby's has been around for YEARS! Lucky you got the hook up without going there. Booby's isn't a strip club. It's a neighborhood bar, with ladies there that sell dances. No nudity, but you might be able to cop a feel YMMV. Checkout the IL Melrose Park strip club thread.

[ChezBonobo]

Anyone been to the gold room recently? Was thinking of hitting it up Saturday night. Any feedback would be appreciated!

No happy endings to be had there.

[DishSoap]

Anyone have any recent info about this place or their VIP room experience?

Last time I did this is was $500 for an hour and I had to argue with the bouncer about the bill because he added a tip for himself. The girl treated me well and left satisfied, but I probably got lucky because it was a slow night.

[DishSoap]

Anyone been to the gold room recently? Was thinking of hitting it up Saturday night. Any feedback would be appreciated!

[MistralRider79]

Anyone have any recent info about this place or their VIP room experience?

Overpriced, talent is now under 21, use to have ladies in the 24 -35 age about year so ago, now young, 95% naturals, dances you can't touch, strip clubs are doing less and less, but charging more and more, go on Tuesday night or 10 $ dance nights to check it out yourself. Saturday will be standing room only they host big fights or sporting events and it gets crowded. Use 2 have 2 favorites but no longer work there sad sadddd.

[Bbd81]

Anyone have any recent info about this place or their VIP room experience?

[MikeJones333]

Avoid totally.

If you do go make sure you go to the Men's Warehouse clothing store to get a tuxedo to get into HB. No casual clothing. Security will charge right up to you before you open the entrance door and won't let you enter.

True, no sweat pants, no hoodies, no caps. But for free food and $1. 50 domestic beers and mixed well drinks its not bad! Sadly no extras offered here unless you can get the girl OTC.

[RationalityLoL]

Heavenly Bodies sucks. I don't hear of anybody getting anything worthwhile at that place. You don't want to see the place with the lights turned on either.

You want to get something at the strip clubs in chicagoland? Go to the south side and west side strip clubs. A buddy of mine dated a girl who waitressed there. I heard the kitchens dirty as well for any of you who think about eating there.

[Ron M]

Avoid totally.

If you do go make sure you go to the Men's Warehouse clothing store to get a tuxedo to get into HB. No casual clothing. Security will charge right up to you before you open the entrance door and won't let you enter.

[Whamster123]

Has anyone been to Bobby's before? Just met a girl at the local convenience store near my place in the city. AA girl with big bolt-Ons and a nice round behind. Was wearing a really small shirt with her boobs popping out and some black tights with her thong showing while she bending down to grab something from the shelf. I started to talk with her and got her number. Said her name is Nyree and that she works at Bobbys.

Wanted to see if anyone knows of her? I texted her and she is willing to meet outside at a hotel.

[Oramo]

Cover is $15 after 3:00 which is kind of steep beers are cheap.

Crowd is mixed from white collar, blue collar, and young and old.

Bikini club near the airport. Lighting is pretty dark- wish it was better lit. Several big tvs to watch the games.

VIP Room downstairs 2-$25 or 5-$50 dancers go topless- lap dances need to keep hands on waist. If you grab their ass, tits, or pussy you'll get bounced- so don't do that.

Champagne Room is a ripoff- don't expect FS or anything extra because you won't get it. Dance quality varies by dancer- some give great full contact- others aren't as good YMMV.

3 stages- during Friday & Saturday nights all 3 stages will be going when it's busy. On slower nights 1 or 2 stages.
After 10:00 or 11:00 on Fri/Sat it can fill up which makes it tough to find a seat sometimes. Talent seems to be on upswing- (I like them thin) but there's a variety from thin & fit to baby got back. Mostly White, some Black, Latina, Asian. Mix between college girls, 20, 30 somethings

There's free pizza, but I wouldn't eat anything there.

Shot girls and dancers go around asking if you want shots and dances respectively. It gets annoying.

Gravel parking lot has been there forever. I think they're open until like 3:30 or 4:00 am.

UGH Why go there, basically air dances. Well worth the drive to the south side stip clubs. There it's much more touchy feely.

[Kellster]

Does anyone have any review of heavenly bodies?

Cover is $15 after 3:00 which is kind of steep beers are cheap.

Crowd is mixed from white collar, blue collar, and young and old.

Bikini club near the airport. Lighting is pretty dark- wish it was better lit. Several big tvs to watch the games.

VIP Room downstairs 2-$25 or 5-$50 dancers go topless- lap dances need to keep hands on waist. If you grab their ass, tits, or pussy you'll get bounced- so don't do that.

Champagne Room is a ripoff- don't expect FS or anything extra because you won't get it. Dance quality varies by dancer- some give great full contact- others aren't as good YMMV.

3 stages- during Friday & Saturday nights all 3 stages will be going when it's busy. On slower nights 1 or 2 stages.
After 10:00 or 11:00 on Fri/Sat it can fill up which makes it tough to find a seat sometimes. Talent seems to be on upswing- (I like them thin) but there's a variety from thin & fit to baby got back. Mostly White, some Black, Latina, Asian. Mix between college girls, 20, 30 somethings

There's free pizza, but I wouldn't eat anything there.

Shot girls and dancers go around asking if you want shots and dances respectively. It gets annoying.

Gravel parking lot has been there forever. I think they're open until like 3:30 or 4:00 am.

[Jc2490]

Does anyone have any review of heavenly bodies?

HB's can be an inexpensive fun place at times. Just don't have any high expectations of getting any mileage.

[SouthSideRed]

Yes. The underground strip clubs have a short list. If you are not on the short list then you will not be allowed entry or even more you might not be aware of the strip event. The short list is to screen out guys don't have money and guys that might be associated with law enforcement.

This is so true. There was a bar in Chicago years ago that had dancers a couple times a week. Was able to walk into the bar with no problems, but could not get a dance to save my life. Until the lady in charge cleared me, after that the fun started.