Strip Club Reports

[Brian Wilson]

I found myself in Chicago the Saturday before Halloween. I drove down to Club 390. While the club looks industrial from the outside, it is very nice inside. The lighting was great. They have a terrific selection of beer. I had a Goise Island for $5. I was pretty quickly visited by an attractive dancer in. Ninja costume. She was very friendly. She gave a high mileage lap dance with good grinding and some good hand contact. It was Halloween costume night. They were running a lap dance happy hour and I got three. I enjoyed them. I then wanted to take a break. She talked with me for a few minutes then offered a champagne room dance for $150 for 15 minutes and $200 to do anything I liked. I passed but as she whispered in my ear I definitely felt full service was on the table. She has a really nice athletic figure. I considered it but that wasn't the reason for my visit. I will return next time I am in Chicago.

[Member #6520]

Went to Scores a couple weeks ago. They offer valet parking, but I didn't know until after I already parked. The guy was very nice about it. Upon entering, cover was 20. Getting inside, there were many dancers around. I took a seat at the upper bar and ordered a drink, maybe 8 bills. A very sexy, yet dingy dancer walked up. She said she gives good massages and offered. I allowed her to, as she talked about her talents, she offered outs, then reach around and gave a good rub. As she rubbed while I was sitting at the bar, she described what she wanted to do to it outside. That was going to be a bit too easy, which had me worried. I opted for the restroom. When I returned, she wanted to leave with me. I wanted to stay and chill. She walked away. The a gorgeous chocolate lady sat beside me and never said a word. I spoke up, how's your night going. She said everyone sucks and is boring. I thought, hmmm a challenge. I continued to talk. Found out some very expensive information. She gets called to the stage. I wait until she is finished dancing. As she came off the stage, I asked for a private dance. Perfect timing, she hadn't had time to get herself readjusted. Off to the private dance. Wow, amazing body. She was very friendly and exploring on me. I will return the next time I'm in Chicago.

What time you go?

[CastleBord]

Went to Scores a couple weeks ago. They offer valet parking, but I didn't know until after I already parked. The guy was very nice about it. Upon entering, cover was 20. Getting inside, there were many dancers around. I took a seat at the upper bar and ordered a drink, maybe 8 bills. A very sexy, yet dingy dancer walked up. She said she gives good massages and offered. I allowed her to, as she talked about her talents, she offered outs, then reach around and gave a good rub. As she rubbed while I was sitting at the bar, she described what she wanted to do to it outside. That was going to be a bit too easy, which had me worried. I opted for the restroom. When I returned, she wanted to leave with me. I wanted to stay and chill. She walked away. The a gorgeous chocolate lady sat beside me and never said a word. I spoke up, how's your night going. She said everyone sucks and is boring. I thought, hmmm a challenge. I continued to talk. Found out some very expensive information. She gets called to the stage. I wait until she is finished dancing. As she came off the stage, I asked for a private dance. Perfect timing, she hadn't had time to get herself readjusted. Off to the private dance. Wow, amazing body. She was very friendly and exploring on me. I will return the next time I'm in Chicago.

[Wenger]

I'm going to guess you can find her at your local tanning booth or Earl Scheib's getting a touch up.

Does that mean she's got a $99.95 special?

-w.

[Buddy Bear]

She's from Toledo but she strips all over believe she lives in chicago as well. Has anyone seen her or have any info? PM me thanks!

I'm going to guess you can find her at your local tanning booth or Earl Scheib's getting a touch up.

[RatedR]

She's from Toledo but she strips all over believe she lives in chicago as well. Has anyone seen her or have any info? PM me thanks!

[DishSoap]

However sometimes one wants to just delve into a fantasy of the night and run with it without any real expectation of a shot on goal. In a club like that which I believe is next to scores over here, like scores, it's all just a hustle to separate one from their money without performing any acts that would potentially get the club into a problem with dart or the local boys which I believe would be melrose down there. Just is. Been there done that. Yep, blue balled but still can have a good time with teasing from the young ladies. At 67 years old if a 20 something in sexy clothing gives me attention I am ok with spending the cash. But again agree that an expectation of a grand result at places like this would be delusional at best.

Well if the goal is to find the most economical way to fuck a relatively attractive chick then yes I would agree strip clubs are a terrible choice. I don't go to strip clubs to get laid, if it happens then I guess It's just luck. I like to relax have a few drinks and see a lot of variety in a very short period of time. I do agree the prices are steep for private rooms this why I don't do that very frequently. You can get more mileage throwing that out on stage. It's a good change of pace every so often.

[StanleyStankas]

I am sad that 250 for 15 minutes and no extras is considered a rational choice. For 200 I can can get a decent massage and fuck a reasonably attractive 30-40 something Asian woman. I'm not saying I wouldn't pay the prices listed, but extras would be assumed. Why get a private room at that price at a strip unless extras were offered? I'd rather pay 20 a song for lap dances at a dive bar in an open area where people could watch. At least my exhibitionism would be satisfied.

However sometimes one wants to just delve into a fantasy of the night and run with it without any real expectation of a shot on goal. In a club like that which I believe is next to scores over here, like scores, it's all just a hustle to separate one from their money without performing any acts that would potentially get the club into a problem with dart or the local boys which I believe would be melrose down there. Just is. Been there done that. Yep, blue balled but still can have a good time with teasing from the young ladies. At 67 years old if a 20 something in sexy clothing gives me attention I am ok with spending the cash. But again agree that an expectation of a grand result at places like this would be delusional at best.

[Morrisman]

Went to Gold Room on Saturday night. Very nice club and very big. Girls didn't seem to work the room much but I tipped the bouncer to send some good ones my way. Champagne rooms are 250 for 15 minutes and 450 for 30 minutes. No extras but the three girls I hung out with were cool probably 8/10. Had a good time until about 3 AM.

I am sad that 250 for 15 minutes and no extras is considered a rational choice. For 200 I can can get a decent massage and fuck a reasonably attractive 30-40 something Asian woman. I'm not saying I wouldn't pay the prices listed, but extras would be assumed. Why get a private room at that price at a strip unless extras were offered? I'd rather pay 20 a song for lap dances at a dive bar in an open area where people could watch. At least my exhibitionism would be satisfied.

[DishSoap]

Went to Gold Room on Saturday night. Very nice club and very big. Girls didn't seem to work the room much but I tipped the bouncer to send some good ones my way. Champagne rooms are 250 for 15 minutes and 450 for 30 minutes. No extras but the three girls I hung out with were cool probably 8/10. Had a good time until about 3 AM.

[DishSoap]

Are you sure you're talking about PoleKatz? Their hourly champagne rooms start at $600 and that may or may not include the $125 service charge as a bottle of champagne is required. Hourly ultra lounge is even more expensive. Also usually the VIP waitresses collect the money. I'm not sure what leaving satisfied entails, but no extras were available as far as I could remember.

I am fairly sure it was polekatz. It was odd they didn't want payment upfront. By satisfied I meant it was a lot of fun. But no FS.

[Moejoo]

Pink Monkey would be about the last place I would go, I've been there a handful of times and thought it was awful. PK, Admiral and 390 would be my top choices but I would expect some pressure to by drinks at Admiral.

[SAnderson75]

I've read the last 20+ pages of this forum, checked TUSCL (not paid so only headlines and intros), google and Yelp but still am not sure where to go for my one open evening this week. The answer might just be, "You're too cheap. Forget it. ".

I'm not into VIP rooms or dances. I might have 2-3 drinks at most though I'm also fine not drinking as I'll be driving. I just want to chill within sight of the stage, tipping here and there and enjoying the show and hopefully cute but not pushy servers. I'm fine with politely declining but some places ramp up the pressure or keep the better performers in the VIP / chandelier / whatever section, which quickly sours the evening.

I'm fine paying the cover and getting required drinks but would likely keep it at $100 or less for the night. I prefer natural breasts and pretty (cute is even better) faces, regardless of color. Topless or nude is fine.

Polekatz Admiral Theater Pink Monkey seem to be the best options within an hour's drive. Suggestions appreciated!

Polekatz has always been my top choice for bang per buck. You can park on the street for free. Either text or print off the free coupon for admission. Hang by the bar and watch the main stage all night long. They have big projectors for sports, and a ton of girls. At the top of the hour, esp in the later hours, they do role call where they parade all the girls out for 2 for 1 dances. Pick your flavor, they'll be 10-40 depending on what time you go. Then you go in the back and while you're getting grinded on, you'll see the whole gaggle of other girls for free. Tuesday is $10 dances all night. The dancers range from 5's to 9's. I usually only spend about $40 total. You don't even have to buy a drink if you don't want! Go at like 9:55 or 10:55, pick your flavor, go for a dance and head out. Or, sit at the bar and enjoy the show. Music system is good, "CJ" the DJ is mildly entertaining. Always a good time.

If you live in the city, I would recommend Ricks Cabaret. That is more of a lounge club vs warehouse party vibe. I only recommend that place because one of my friends Paulina works there. Highly recommend her.

[WiseTraveler]

I've read the last 20+ pages of this forum, checked TUSCL (not paid so only headlines and intros), google and Yelp but still am not sure where to go for my one open evening this week. The answer might just be, "You're too cheap. Forget it. ".

I'm not into VIP rooms or dances. I might have 2-3 drinks at most though I'm also fine not drinking as I'll be driving. I just want to chill within sight of the stage, tipping here and there and enjoying the show and hopefully cute but not pushy servers. I'm fine with politely declining but some places ramp up the pressure or keep the better performers in the VIP / chandelier / whatever section, which quickly sours the evening.

I'm fine paying the cover and getting required drinks but would likely keep it at $100 or less for the night. I prefer natural breasts and pretty (cute is even better) faces, regardless of color. Topless or nude is fine.

Polekatz Admiral Theater Pink Monkey seem to be the best options within an hour's drive. Suggestions appreciated!

[Dirk Diggller]

Last time I did this is was $500 for an hour and I had to argue with the bouncer about the bill because he added a tip for himself. The girl treated me well and left satisfied, but I probably got lucky because it was a slow night.

Are you sure you're talking about PoleKatz? Their hourly champagne rooms start at $600 and that may or may not include the $125 service charge as a bottle of champagne is required. Hourly ultra lounge is even more expensive. Also usually the VIP waitresses collect the money. I'm not sure what leaving satisfied entails, but no extras were available as far as I could remember.