Strip Club Reports

[Moejoo]

I used to see these 2 AA twins who I knew from club O. I haven't seen them in awhile but I have t been there in awhile. Thinking of going tomorrow, Wednesday. Went to Polekatz Friday as I live very close to there and it was decent. I prefer 390 though but further from the house. Message me if you want to go to 390 Wednesday.

One of the twins got canned several months ago and went to Jimmys. I saw the other one at 390 about a month ago.

[BareOnly2018]

I Hope you were able to go there on Tuesday. I was there Wednesday and the club had a better vibe than Industrial for sure. I went dance with Holly and another girl and they were okay. Do you have any favorite there? I am planning to go tomorrow. TIA.

I used to see these 2 AA twins who I knew from club O. I haven't seen them in awhile but I have t been there in awhile. Thinking of going tomorrow, Wednesday. Went to Polekatz Friday as I live very close to there and it was decent. I prefer 390 though but further from the house. Message me if you want to go to 390 Wednesday.

[BigMike9898]

Having a guys trip I'm January and I was curious which clubs are the best in the Windy City. Looking for a fun time in a safe club. Any and all recommendations are welcomed.

Thanks.

BigMike.

[ChiKnightRider]

Thinking of going to 390 in the next hour is anyone wants to meet. Been a while since I've been on a Tuesday.

I Hope you were able to go there on Tuesday. I was there Wednesday and the club had a better vibe than Industrial for sure. I went dance with Holly and another girl and they were okay. Do you have any favorite there? I am planning to go tomorrow. TIA.

[TheHappyDog]

I recall at the old Skybox having drinks and dances with a lovely lady who went by the name of Jersey. I mentioned to her in passing that I had never cum during an actual grinding lap dance (the pants-down VIP dances at Fantasy, Club O, Js, and other places excluded) and she made it her mission to have me explode in my pants. She succeeded gloriously. We were both giggling like teenagers. It's a little strange to recall that one of your greatest orgasms occurred while your pants were all the way on, but it is simply true. That experience only repeated itself once again, at 390.

Ah, the old days of Skybox. I thought LDK was required. You couldn't get anything else due to being in open. $1 beers and I think 2/25 then 3/50 dances. So many times to the great looking Lithuanian and Hispanic ladies. I'd wear the soft Haggar stain resistant and get lots of their cum too LOL. You could give massages for like $5 in privates LOL.

My all time favorite in the mid 90's was a thing cute as hell blonde from TN Lexie who said her real name was Lexus. Thought it should be other way around if you were going to lie. I was late 20's her about 21. She would right away go back and get her plaid school girls skirt. Only ldk a couple times but she was so much fun. Once I tan out of money with another went back to sit down she came by and I told her that. She just laughed and said come one and dragged me into the back for three dances and then we chatted.

My regret with her is meeting her before the internet, at least sites like this. Couple times I made slight passes about going out, she always said she got a ride or drove so someone. One day she said if you come tomorrow I can get out about midnight and we can " go get a cup of coffee. " I really thought she wanted to get a cup of coffee, like at that greasy spoon down the street. I had plans next day and was like whatever. Little did I know until about 10 years later what cup of coffee meant. I think I saw he once after, many months later and she seemed to maybe been strung out a little, was pushing doubles with ebony friend with same build, and implying of "next time" we'll hook up. I was again thinking " cup of coffee? I don't think coffee.

Yeah, young, naive and no clue. That was me.

[NiceChicaGaGuy]

Maybe it's because I am married, maybe have had the right girls, but have definately orgasmed on more than one occasion with the grinding and dry humping. And sure, they could be faking, but also pretty sure several girls enjoyed themselves some to the point of orgasming. Pretty sure two DNA samples on pants! One girl made it a point to walk me back to table giggling and pulling me close behind her to hide our mess. Draped my jacket over my arm and said think it's probably best if you go home, peck on the cheek and said hope to see you here again.

I recall at the old Skybox having drinks and dances with a lovely lady who went by the name of Jersey. I mentioned to her in passing that I had never cum during an actual grinding lap dance (the pants-down VIP dances at Fantasy, Club O, Js, and other places excluded) and she made it her mission to have me explode in my pants. She succeeded gloriously. We were both giggling like teenagers. It's a little strange to recall that one of your greatest orgasms occurred while your pants were all the way on, but it is simply true. That experience only repeated itself once again, at 390.

[HairyBear]

I actually had a decent time last night at Heavenly Bodies. There were a Ton of girls working last night. Obviously that was for the night before Thanksgiving being a popular night. But I might go back in the future to try again. I had soured on strip clubs lately. Industrial Strip was my go-to, and had a bad time there last time. I know it always ends up costing more money than just getting an escort, but some times I just want the vibe of the strip club. It was $100 for 15 minutes, and to my surprise, the girls gave a really good effort to get me off in that time. They have rules about no groping the tits and ass, but the girls gave good dances with a lot of grinding.

You recommend any girls? Any day besides Thur-Sat is awful. Bad selection or no selection. It's air dance central and they advertise free passes, but you only get $5 off.

For the guy looking for high mileage, Harvey was the place to go with Club O before it closed. Never went much to 390 or Ocean's. Also closed. Check out the place in Ford Heights. Polekatz has the hottest girls, but not much going to happen in the open VIP room. You're going to have to spend money.

[Chimil Detin]

Maybe it's because I am married, maybe have had the right girls, but have definately orgasmed on more than one occasion with the grinding and dry humping. And sure, they could be faking, but also pretty sure several girls enjoyed themselves some to the point of orgasming. Pretty sure two DNA samples on pants! One girl made it a point to walk me back to table giggling and pulling me close behind her to hide our mess. Draped my jacket over my arm and said think it's probably best if you go home, peck on the cheek and said hope to see you here again.

Don't get me wrong: Go to clubs often enough, and sample enough different dancers, and eventually you'll find one who will make it happen for you, especially if you don't stop her from making it happen. Some ladies have the combination of the willingness to camp out on just the right spot, grind you to the point of simulating sex, and make it feel really good. I'm also not going to deny it feels good to cum.

That being said, she's a human being doing a job for money. I don't necessarily feel like it's the most awesome thing to be, even through your pants, cumming on her. Unless it's an extras club, there's a good chance getting random guys' cum on her isn't something she bought into as part of the job. You're probably not asking her if she's OK with it first, either. If it happens, I feel like you must tip well. Must. She's earned a tip worth at least the value of one dance, given you and all the other customers should hope she takes one song to go back and wash up.

That leads to another thing: She's going to know and either have to go back and clean up, or rub your dried cum all over whoever else she dances with the rest of the night. I'd rather not wonder if other guys' dried cum is on her ass or thighs while she's doing dances with me, thanks. Or on the seat if you shot downward somehow. Or whatever.

Then there's you. I like to at least dress kinda nice when I go to the club. I don't particularly like messing my nice slacks.

You can try and be prepared and wear a condom. But that takes away some of the sensation, not to mention, I'm a grower not a shower, so keeping the condom on when I'm not in the upright and locked position can be perilous, which means keeping it on generally can be perilous. Imagine talking to someone and having a condom fall out of your pants leg? Walking around the club and seeing loose condoms on the floor? What about when dance counter guy or another dancer finds a condom on the floor of your lapper bench after you had a few dances? That might be enough to get you kicked out of the club, or get the dancer fired if it's a non-extras club and a girl was doing something above and beyond.

Yes, some girls try to make it happen. Some girls probably like it and get off on the idea they're getting guys off. I recently got lappers at a full nude club where I got back to my hotel and realized there was quite the snail trail left behind by the lady, who said a number of times she was really enjoying herself. But assuming every girl is like that isn't a safe assumption.

I can't stop anyone from doing it, and as often as I club, I'm not going to say it hasn't happened to me. I just don't think it's the kind of thing you advertise you're seeking out. Sounds like a good way to keep a lot of quality ladies from wanting to get into dancing and / or discourage other mongers from clubbing. If you find a lady who likes you doing it, and you like doing it, go for it. But I wouldn't be all like, "Oh yeah, I jizz my pants all the time during lappers, it's awesome, yay!" Have a bit of dignity here, gents.

[Al Melrose]

Not to brag or anything but I'm a fire hose. That's exactly the last thing I'd want to do in a club. It's either on her, in her or in the hat.

Many years ago saw a condom in the HB urinal, so I guess guy suited up before lap dances.

[Amplitude]

I don't produce a huge amount of volume, my pants are dark, the club is usually pretty dark and I doubt many people are checking out my crotch anyway.

Not to brag or anything but I'm a fire hose. That's exactly the last thing I'd want to do in a club. It's either on her, in her or in the hat.

[Amplitude]

And to be clear, my DREAM is one of those porn style strip club scenarios where you get a lap dance, go to a private area and things spin out of control and next thing you know the stripper is bouncing bareback on your cock in time with the music. That is an actual roleplay I like to do with escorts. I would pay a lot of fucking money to do that with a real stripper in a real club. A lot.

Man, the memories of back three years ago at Fantasy in Hammond. Ten Jacksons with an ebony favorite in the VIP who I'll leave unidentified since she's totally disappeared.

She even let me snap some pictures back there. I've considered posting them but she trusted me with them.

But bbfscip with her all the time. It's the escort fantasy you're talking about in a strip club.

Rare, I realize. But I also know if you spend enough time at Temptations in Gary you can be similarly rewarded.

[CocoBolo8]

Check your DMs.

Leaving a club with a big wet spot on your pants seems like an embarrassment I don't want to experience.

I don't produce a huge amount of volume, my pants are dark, the club is usually pretty dark and I doubt many people are checking out my crotch anyway.

[SouthpawTom]

I guess the question I've always had was in Chicagoland, how exactly do you get off with a stripper? It sounds like there are zero extras at all of the strip clubs listed here. So you know what she looks like accurately, fair point. But how do you actually get to ejaculate? LOL. Is it just from the dry humping from the lap dance or what?

Maybe it's because I am married, maybe have had the right girls, but have definately orgasmed on more than one occasion with the grinding and dry humping. And sure, they could be faking, but also pretty sure several girls enjoyed themselves some to the point of orgasming. Pretty sure two DNA samples on pants! One girl made it a point to walk me back to table giggling and pulling me close behind her to hide our mess. Draped my jacket over my arm and said think it's probably best if you go home, peck on the cheek and said hope to see you here again.

[Chimil Detin]

And to be clear, my DREAM is one of those porn style strip club scenarios where you get a lap dance, go to a private area and things spin out of control and next thing you know the stripper is bouncing bareback on your cock in time with the music. That is an actual roleplay I like to do with escorts. I would pay a lot of fucking money to do that with a real stripper in a real club. A lot.

Check your DMs.

As far as "can you get off from a lapdance grind," yes, you can, but I question if you want to. Leaving a club with a big wet spot on your pants seems like an embarrassment I don't want to experience.

I still say, though, I still think it's worth more to get a great grind from an 8 or 9 with spectacular hair, makeup and lingerie than it is to get mechanical FS from a 5 with whom you struggle to get and stay hard with. You'll pay less for the dances than you will the FS most of the time.

[Jinurso]

I guess the question I've always had was in Chicagoland, how exactly do you get off with a stripper? It sounds like there are zero extras at all of the strip clubs listed here. So you know what she looks like accurately, fair point. But how do you actually get to ejaculate? LOL. Is it just from the dry humping from the lap dance or what?

And to be clear, my DREAM is one of those porn style strip club scenarios where you get a lap dance, go to a private area and things spin out of control and next thing you know the stripper is bouncing bareback on your cock in time with the music. That is an actual roleplay I like to do with escorts. I would pay a lot of fucking money to do that with a real stripper in a real club. A lot.