Strip Club Reports

**M02499** · 05-09-14 16:59

I have been going to Arnie's on and off for probably close to 10 years now. I personally would not consider it one of the best clubs in the Midwest although it certainly is a unique club to the Chicago area. One of the main issues with Arnie's in my opinion is that it can often be overrun with nothing but dancers 5 and below on a scale of 10 and most of them rather large. Not making fun of them as everyone needs to make a living, but they just are not my type. It unfortunately can be that way for months on end as many of the dancers don't seem to leave so you don't get a quick rotation. So, it is typically in my experience a pretty rare occurrence a gem will be there although it does occur. I still like Arnie's and still go there on occasion, but in general don't get your hopes up to high regarding the quality of the dancers. A much better selection can be found in the Detroit area clubs if you ever make it to that area. Just my opinion.

**NewDude** · 05-04-14 23:27

For visitors at least is arnies and that's by a million country miles. Stopped in everyday of my three day trip and have been satisfied every time. Only two drawbacks at this place. 1. The fuglies that have no business in a strip club latch on and it is tough as hell to shake them, and boy does arnies have a couple of hideous things working...but the cute chocos make the sweet sweeter. 2. When in the back the second day one bouncer in particular continued to come in and poke his head. I don't know what his deal was but it made me super uncomfortable. I would also like to add that the bouncers in general seem cool but there are two in particular that look like they could start some shit and I wouldn't want to be the guy the start some shit with. So for the visitors definitely go check out arnies and for the guys that live in the windy and have sampled everything in arnies including the shreks...get a gas saver and head to the town where looks to value cannot be beat anywhere in the us.

**Chidell** · 04-25-14 16:34

Originally Posted by Moccdawg [View Original Post]

I decided to check it out, it does have plenty of flavors, (tall / short, old / young, blonde / brunette) are just a few to mention. I enjoyed the cheap drinks and looking at all types of girl they had. I did get a dance, but her attitude and with the hidden cameras I could not get any enjoyment out of it. I have had a slightly better time at the BOX.

Used to go there long time ago. Whats the dance price lately?

**Vick123** · 04-24-14 16:28

Finally made it out to Arnies as I had an early day. The place was very laid back and had a good vibe. There was more girls working than there were guys. Had a couple beers, shots and before I knew it I was introduced to the VIP.

I will be back to this place. Hands down the best bet in town.

**Bm392** · 04-13-14 11:12

Originally Posted by NWIguy1978 [View Original Post]

Just heard a commercial on the radio for Arnie's. Does this mean the rules in the VIP have changed? Can anyone confirm?

Arnie's has always had commercials.

**NWIguy1978** · 04-13-14 03:46

Just heard a commercial on the radio for Arnie's. Does this mean the rules in the VIP have changed? Can anyone confirm?

**Moccdawg** · 04-06-14 04:43

Originally Posted by JMarshall [View Original Post]

I am working on going there with a female friend of mine. I think she has some inner freak in her that might be overdue in tapping. She's married but her husband is a sloth. AFAIC, if I can buy some cheap drinks and watch a stripper grind on her, it's a good night for me!

I decided to check it out, it does have plenty of flavors, (tall / short, old / young, blonde / brunette) are just a few to mention. I enjoyed the cheap drinks and looking at all types of girl they had. I did get a dance, but her attitude and with the hidden cameras I could not get any enjoyment out of it. I have had a slightly better time at the BOX.

**Ron M** · 04-04-14 23:48

Originally Posted by JMarshall [View Original Post]

You owe me a new keyboard, since I just sprayed coffee all over mine!! LOL.

Trust me, he's a sloth. Bathes 2 x a week, never leaves the house. Would prefer logging onto porn sites then bed the freak that his wife really is.

How about a six pack Miller Lite instead?

**OldTime** · 04-03-14 13:47

Originally Posted by JvMoney [View Original Post]

I don't want to go all the way to Indiana for I live in the northern suburbs where do you guys suggest I go.

You don't have to go all the way Indiana, but almost. On Halsted and 294 are Club O and Skybox.

**Member #5111** · 04-03-14 08:37

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Have Fun. Just make sure her Husband isn't there when you take his Wife there. Or we'll hear about you on the 10:00 pm News.

You owe me a new keyboard, since I just sprayed coffee all over mine!! LOL.

Trust me, he's a sloth. Bathes 2 x a week, never leaves the house. Would prefer logging onto porn sites then bed the freak that his wife really is.

**Ron M** · 04-03-14 00:40

Originally Posted by JMarshall [View Original Post]

I am working on going there with a female friend of mine. I think she has some inner freak in her that might be overdue in tapping. She's married but her husband is a sloth. AFAIC, if I can buy some cheap drinks and watch a stripper grind on her, it's a good night for me!

Have Fun. Just make sure her Husband isn't there when you take his Wife there. Or we'll hear about you on the 10:00 pm News.

**Member #5111** · 04-01-14 16:46

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Jade, I just checked HB's Website. Drink prices have gone down since the last time I was there. I may go there again soon just for the Hell of it. Looks like they have a good Lunch Menu too.

I am working on going there with a female friend of mine. I think she has some inner freak in her that might be overdue in tapping. She's married but her husband is a sloth. AFAIC, if I can buy some cheap drinks and watch a stripper grind on her, it's a good night for me!

**Himes** · 04-01-14 14:25

Originally Posted by Rileym [View Original Post]

Anybody have any scoop on what's going on there this weekend? Getting mixed reviews that it may be a good time...anniversary of opening.

I was there about a year ago. Very nice "Gentleman's Club" = reminded of some of the nicer places in Ft Lauderdale, kinda place you'd take your boss if he / she was into that sort of thing. Pricier than Sky Box or Club O. But definitely a better value than the Chicago joints. Lovely ladies and service equal to or better than that at Club O. The only reason I have not been back is the distance.

**SeanDoe99** · 04-01-14 14:24

Originally Posted by Himes [View Original Post]

Heavenly Bodies? I have no recent experience so someone else will have to offer feedback.

Was there last a year ago. Cheap beers and free buffet was nice. Found one girl that was a freak in the private dance area and gave me her number for outcall. All the others seemed legit though.