Strip Club Reports

**Jaxnewbie1** · 09-19-15 02:15

Jst back. First timer to "Industrial Strip" . Quite a long drive frm the Suburbs 1 hr 15 minutes. . reached too early I guess 8:30 pm. No crowd. But lots of young talent. Atleast 10-12 babes. Guud looking ones. As time went by. Bigger crowd.

Not sure how you term it. Took two dances (3 songs each) . Spoke with this girl for a while "Bella" her first day, according to her. Umm. Ok dance. She asked to spank her hard. So did I. Gave a avg grind. Nothing special. Didn't know wht else to do. No kissing. Topless but nipples were covered. Like a small patch. So you can't suck them completely. Turn off for me. She was jst dancing.

Not satisfied with bella. Took another one named "SKY" . Killer body. Well, after the dance with SKY. Thought Bella was outstanding. SKY. Like her name. Dances far frm reach. Total waste.

I miss florida, where I moved frm to chicago. Clubs in FL were far. Far better. If you negotiate better. And if you got rubber. You get all in the backstage. Club here sux big time.

Not worth an hour drive for me.

**JohnWick** · 09-18-15 11:04

A new little hotspot has arisen for bad girl strippers in the south suburbs, it's called Jimmy's Place and it's in Riverdale.

The area is a little sketchy and the location is attached to a bar (Jimmy's Place) and you have to enter through a side red door. The girls are mainly thick bodied AA chicks. $5 cover to get in but the girls are definitely good for extras. PM me for more info if you need it. But not a bad place if you're in a pinch.

**GordonCCraig** · 09-17-15 20:56

Originally Posted by StanCopier [View Original Post]

She was absolutely full of shit about the money. The girls at Louie's pull the same crap, starting at $300, then five minutes later they are at $150 or less. Some guys are dumb enough to pay that, but there are not enough of them to be consistent.

PLAYPEN is history. Was busted. They do this back rub routine in the bar and try and talk you into the horrible backroom for a little touch and taste for maybe. 4 but the backroom would make you vomit.

Bobby's is ok if you want the grinding thing with girls wearing double layers of clothes. Occasionally you'll get a pussy feel from an adventurous one, but rarely. I know a few girls there well. They CAN do $400 a night if there are guys to come in, and they can get 2 or 3 . 2 lapdances from each guy.

G.

**Bbbuddy** · 09-17-15 15:35

Originally Posted by StanCopier [View Original Post]

She was absolutely full of shit about the money. The girls at Louie's pull the same crap, starting at $300, then five minutes later they are at $150 or less. Some guys are dumb enough to pay that, but there are not enough of them to be consistent.

Absolutely no way they are making $400 a night. It's the same in any business start high and take what you hAve to. There is a dancer at Bobbys been there a few years and her rock hard implants have softened a little. She is more thick then heavy but roped me into outcall and thought it might be reasonable but after getting to her place she said $$$ , got her to $$ but still terrible, and after pounding her loose kitty for a long time she was the only one satisfied. There is J's also where I've heard of some reasonAble action.

**StanCopier** · 09-17-15 11:57

She was absolutely full of shit about the money. The girls at Louie's pull the same crap, starting at $300, then five minutes later they are at $150 or less. Some guys are dumb enough to pay that, but there are not enough of them to be consistent.

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Had some time and was in the area. Does anybody know if Playpen is closed? I was there at 2:00 yesterday. No cars. No lights.

So I went to Bobby's. Some (unattractive, heavyset) brunette came by and we chatted. I explained that I don't come by much since it is a waste of money. I said I normally go to AMPs. I said "A massage and fuck is $160. I just paid it this morning. " She says "I get $400". I almost spit my beer. I said "no way". Then she says maybe $300. I said what if you like the guy and just feel like fucking him? She then says, "We can work something out". Says she makes $400-$500 per night just dancing. Moral of the story (I guess), (1) strip clubs are a waste of money. (2) American women charge (or at least thin they are worth) twice as much as Asians. (3) Very unlikely she was telling the truth. (4) Bobby's and Playpen are close to the bottom of the barrel in the strip club world. Incredibly depressing. Bob.

**Jadedone** · 09-17-15 11:38

I always joke that those places are the Island of Misfit Strippers!

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Had some time and was in the area. Does anybody know if Playpen is closed? I was there at 2:00 yesterday. No cars. No lights.

So I went to Bobby's. Some (unattractive, heavyset) brunette came by and we chatted. I explained that I don't come by much since it is a waste of money. I said I normally go to AMPs. I said "A massage and fuck is $160. I just paid it this morning. " She says "I get $400". I almost spit my beer. I said "no way". Then she says maybe $300. I said what if you like the guy and just feel like fucking him? She then says, "We can work something out". Says she makes $400-$500 per night just dancing. Moral of the story (I guess), (1) strip clubs are a waste of money. (2) American women charge (or at least thin they are worth) twice as much as Asians. (3) Very unlikely she was telling the truth. (4) Bobby's and Playpen are close to the bottom of the barrel in the strip club world. Incredibly depressing. Bob.

**Bob521** · 09-17-15 10:31

Had some time and was in the area. Does anybody know if Playpen is closed? I was there at 2:00 yesterday. No cars. No lights.

So I went to Bobby's. Some (unattractive, heavyset) brunette came by and we chatted. I explained that I don't come by much since it is a waste of money. I said I normally go to AMPs. I said "A massage and fuck is $160. I just paid it this morning. " She says "I get $400". I almost spit my beer. I said "no way". Then she says maybe $300. I said what if you like the guy and just feel like fucking him? She then says, "We can work something out". Says she makes $400-$500 per night just dancing. Moral of the story (I guess), (1) strip clubs are a waste of money. (2) American women charge (or at least thin they are worth) twice as much as Asians. (3) Very unlikely she was telling the truth. (4) Bobby's and Playpen are close to the bottom of the barrel in the strip club world. Incredibly depressing. Bob.

**Lebruno** · 09-09-15 00:33

It is by Harvey. Just google it. You will find a map for directions.

Originally Posted by JolieThornDog [View Original Post]

Would anyone be good enough to enlighten me? Where is Arne's haven't heard of it before. I've been gone from area for 15 years. Thanks.

**AceBox** · 09-08-15 12:11

Do not expect much in Chicago, we have a very weak strip club scene relative to most other places, particularly anywhere of this size. Liquor comes with pasties in the city limits. VIPs has liquor and pasties. Pink Monkey and Admiral are the other options. They are okay for what they are but none has any contact worth mentioning if you are looking for that. I find it best to dress decently (collared shirt, no shorts passes for decently) for better service, some places have dress codes but I can't tell you which as I have not been for awhile. Admiral is outside of downtown but I like it best of the city clubs. Pink Monkey and VIPs have some nice girls and are nice places but the girls are perhaps a bit less talkative at least on busy nights.

If you are willing to venture out to the suburbs you can get more mileage and really better clubs in general with liquor and topless. I find Heavenly Bodies (kind of by O'Hare) a nice mix of relatively cheap, higher mileage dances and I can usually find a couple girls worth talking to / getting dances from without blowing a ton of cash (and liquor is cheap and there is some free food there you get what you pay for though). A lot depends on what you are looking for, are you taking clients out to show a good time or just looking to kill some hours by yourself between meetings and don't want to drive all over town to do it.

Originally Posted by Bigboner [View Original Post]

I'm headed there for business in a few weeks. Just wondering what the sc scene is like. Lap dances? Soda or beer? Pasties? Dress code?

What's the #1 place we should go to?

Thanks!

**Bigboner** · 09-08-15 04:22

I'm headed there for business in a few weeks. Just wondering what the sc scene is like. Lap dances? Soda or beer? Pasties? Dress code?

What's the #1 place we should go to?

Thanks!

**Bishop69** · 09-07-15 21:00

Originally Posted by Lebruno [View Original Post]

Very interesting report! I was trying to get here myself late Sunday night. Tried calling at midnight to check how late they were open but no response. I did stop by earlier at ClubO but very few dancers. Any idea how late Arnies was open on Sunday night and how many girls were dancing?

They are open until two there were about 6 or 7 girls but remember that it was a holiday weekend so business was slow.

**JolieThornDog** · 09-07-15 19:47

Originally Posted by Bishop69 [View Original Post]

Took a trip to this gem of the south suburbs got there kind of early only a few girls working but the vibe was very chill grabbed a seat at the bar to check out the talent on stage, nice selection all AA dancer tho good selection of sizes tipped dancer named Stallion biggest ass I've seen in awhile I swear that girl was taller sitting than standing, got a dance with a girl who's name I swear to you was "brand new" she was sweet new and wasn't too up on the protocol so just a dance with her. Got a great dance with Mahogany an awesome dancer and excellent French tutor as well that set me back. 8 not too bad. Anyway hit the bar bought a couple rounds for my buddies and a couple dancers and went in for round two with Extascy nice short little thing with a great body she rode it CG RCG K9 and still could get the solider to pop, after what seemed like 5 songs we decided to call it one she even went as far as offering a partial refund because of the lack of finish I declined because she gave it a helluva try. Overall spent about 360 between dances and drinks plus got digits from both girls for future consideration. Definitely going back sometime soon.

Would anyone be good enough to enlighten me? Where is Arne's haven't heard of it before. I've been gone from area for 15 years. Thanks.

**Lebruno** · 09-07-15 17:28

Very interesting report! I was trying to get here myself late Sunday night. Tried calling at midnight to check how late they were open but no response. I did stop by earlier at ClubO but very few dancers. Any idea how late Arnies was open on Sunday night and how many girls were dancing?

Originally Posted by Bishop69 [View Original Post]

Took a trip to this gem of the south suburbs got there kind of early only a few girls working but the vibe was very chill grabbed a seat at the bar to check out the talent on stage, nice selection all AA dancer tho good selection of sizes tipped dancer named Stallion biggest ass I've seen in awhile I swear that girl was taller sitting than standing, got a dance with a girl who's name I swear to you was "brand new" she was sweet new and wasn't too up on the protocol so just a dance with her. Got a great dance with Mahogany an awesome dancer and excellent French tutor as well that set me back. 8 not too bad. Anyway hit the bar bought a couple rounds for my buddies and a couple dancers and went in for round two with Extascy nice short little thing with a great body she rode it CG RCG K9 and still could get the solider to pop, after what seemed like 5 songs we decided to call it one she even went as far as offering a partial refund because of the lack of finish I declined because she gave it a helluva try. Overall spent about 360 between dances and drinks plus got digits from both girls for future consideration. Definitely going back sometime soon.

**Bishop69** · 09-07-15 15:33

Took a trip to this gem of the south suburbs got there kind of early only a few girls working but the vibe was very chill grabbed a seat at the bar to check out the talent on stage, nice selection all AA dancer tho good selection of sizes tipped dancer named Stallion biggest ass I've seen in awhile I swear that girl was taller sitting than standing, got a dance with a girl who's name I swear to you was "brand new" she was sweet new and wasn't too up on the protocol so just a dance with her. Got a great dance with Mahogany an awesome dancer and excellent French tutor as well that set me back. 8 not too bad. Anyway hit the bar bought a couple rounds for my buddies and a couple dancers and went in for round two with Extascy nice short little thing with a great body she rode it CG RCG K9 and still could get the solider to pop, after what seemed like 5 songs we decided to call it one she even went as far as offering a partial refund because of the lack of finish I declined because she gave it a helluva try. Overall spent about 360 between dances and drinks plus got digits from both girls for future consideration. Definitely going back sometime soon.

**SouthpawTom** · 08-13-15 18:53

Originally Posted by HughJeffenCock [View Original Post]

Stopped in around 2 pm Friday a few weeks ago. No cover and $4 beer. Sat at the bar for a bit and met Giselle, a hot AA spinner with nice rack. She was friendly and got me going with a little touching south of the border. Declined her dance offer to check out the rest of the lineup. Sugar, Robin, another AA spinner, and then finally met Sunshine a super tiny AA spinner with the perfect little caboose. She was really flirty and rubbed the little guy for a bit so off we go to the backroom. Got 2 nude dances for $30 each. Full songs. Sunshine was very into it, or at least a great actress, either way who really cares, LOL. She allowed full roaming everywhere and a little FIV and lots of stick shifting and grinding. She said she came twice and from the intense leg twitching I believed it, but again who really knows? All in all it was a good stop with some fun girls. Just wish the dances were a little more affordable or had 2 for 1 specials. I'd return if in the area.

I visited a while ago for a Friday afternoon dessert. Had to wait for dancers to come out, but when they did, I took a dance with Sugar. Cute scoobie doo tatoo and sorta a girl next door type. She was fun. Same experience as above, except FIV was definately out. She had a peircing and I went to wiggle it, and I was told I could not touch down there.