Strip Club Reports

**Bambinos1987** · 04-13-23 08:34

I stopped in around 2 PM last week Friday. While sitting at the bar I was approached by a young latina looking, Naveah. We shared some shots, talked for awhile. Eventually I almost wanted someone to save me, she tends to talk about her personal life too much. I figured lets try one song, took her back did the $30 dance. To my surprise she was fully nude before the song even started. She is very young (she said she just turned 22), so body was nice. She did carry a few extra lbs, she is not as slender as her IG photos lead you to believe, (IG is nevaeh_390). I still really enjoyed her body, by the end of the first song I reached for that kitty and it was WET. She responded with DFK and mutual touching. Ended up doing 4 songs. I will definitely be back to try and get takeout. She hinted at open menu in VIP, but I just think it is way overpriced.

**Mexidan** · 04-11-23 02:35

Originally Posted by BlueBall21 [View Original Post]

Does Atlantis still have mandatory valet parking? I went there once and immediately left after I was told that valet was mandatory.

What's the cover charge on a weekday?

Valet starts at 7 pm. If it's a few minutes before, valet sometimes tries to push you into paying for valet. Sundays are the only day that there is no valet.

**Dabhoi777** · 04-09-23 18:30

Hi All-.

I am looking for someone to chill with at Club 390 or another Club tomorrow. I am a person with a disability, but I promise I am a pretty cool guy! I live in Orland and do not drive, so don't know if anyone is around that area that I can get a ride to the club with? I was planning on taking uber, but it might be better if I go with someone instead of alone!

Cheers-.

Rak.

**Bambinos1987** · 04-05-23 13:28

Yes, they still do that on weekends.

Afternoon weekdays no. But hardly any girls in the afternoon.

Originally Posted by BlueBall21 [View Original Post]

Does Atlantis still have mandatory valet parking? I went there once and immediately left after I was told that valet was mandatory.

What's the cover charge on a weekday?

**BlueBall21** · 04-05-23 10:45

Does Atlantis still have mandatory valet parking? I went there once and immediately left after I was told that valet was mandatory.

What's the cover charge on a weekday?

**BlueBall21** · 04-05-23 10:35

Has anyone been to Jimmy's in the Heights recently? My go to is 390 but I'm looking for something different today.

**HairyBear** · 04-02-23 22:02

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

To summarize, Heavenly Bodies used to be a decent club if you were okay with seeing hot young women in bikinis and getting some reasonably priced, full-contact (depending on the dancer), topless lap dances with a comfortable chair. Now, it's become too expensive and a ripoff. Also, a lot of the knockouts who gave great dances from the old dayshift and nightshift are gone. Not sure how the newer crop is, but I'm not willing to find out after my latest trip. Not worth it imo.

Only reason to go there was the cheap drinks, food and the occassional stunner. Food options are pretty limited now. Lookers get chased away or something. You never see them again. Too many heifers last time.

**Moejoo** · 04-02-23 09:08

Hit Atlantis at about 345 pm. Club opens at 3. Delivery guys were there unloading stuff. Was greeted at door by manager, nice guy and a bit of small talk. 3 minutes after sitting down a dancer stopped by and shortly afterwards the waitress. These were all huge improvements from previous visits. Dancer did not offer nude for the 30 dollar dance and I had a drink and was on my way.

At 390 new AA, tall like 5'10 lean with C cups and nice small bootie. Very long legs. Went by Paige or Sage, she has danced elsewhere and I think can be good if she gets to know you. This a new one for me, whenever she bent over that pussy gaped wide open like I had never seen. View must have been 4 or 5 inches deep. Very pink inside, was a fun view.

**Chimil Detin** · 04-02-23 03:16

Checked it out for the first time Saturday evening because I saw they'll have a famous redhead pornstar whose work I enjoy there during Exxxotica and figured I should get the lay of the land in case I have that night free.

I was thoroughly underwhelmed.

First off, $28 to get in, even with two "drink" tickets, is absurd for a club in the middle of nowhere.

Secondly, maybe it was the time I got there (7:30 pm), but I don't like them seating you when you come in. I'd rather stand by the bar and have the ability to move around. I get it's not a big club, but I want freedom of movement so I can either check out other dancers or avoid ones I don't want to have to deal with.

I had interactions with two dancers. Both were pushy. It's a small club; sit and get to know me first. I took one back for one of their $50 specials. She was blonde, cute, petite, stacked, and seemed to imply more could happen in the rooms, but I wasn't up for shelling out $400 plus whatever she presumably wanted on top of that. The booth was nice but too deep to be comfortable and too dark. If it's a cute girl, I want to be able to see more than just her silhouette.

I was getting a enough of a "if you're not going to do a room, you're no good to me" vibe from both her and the place that I just kinda decided I just didn't want to have anymore to do with it and left. I'm not convinced it's worth going out there to see the pornstar. It feels like you need the budget for top-notch service as well as the want to go all the way out to Kane Freakin' County. If I've got that much in my budget, I'd rather go to Atlantis or make a day tour of Detroit clubs.

**TheToG** · 04-02-23 02:58

Originally Posted by SgtSlapaHoe [View Original Post]

I used to work there and I can promise you nothing extra happens in VIP. There's cameras in all the rooms and somebody is always watching them. It's been 10 years so prices may have changed but back that it was $600 ish / hr. Of that $200 ish went towards drinks and the rest to the girl. Drinking $200 worth of booze in an hour is awfully ambitious but least you get something else out of it. Also that's the min. The house always gets the $200 but some girls will charge more then $400 for their part. PK is fantastic if you're ok w everything being on the up and up but you'll be let down if you're looking for anything beyond that.

I've been to Polekatz a few times the past year and I can confirm the prices have gone up by half since then. An hour is now 1200 (1000 + 200 for drinks) and a half hour is 650. Cameras are still in every room and someone is always watching them, so there is no under the counter fun in them.

**SgtSlapaHoe** · 03-31-23 08:14

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Seems like PK is where a lot of girls are migrating to from other clubs. I just can't get into the lap dances on the bench in the big room with the 8 ft tall bouncer peeking around the corner. What do the VIP or rooms or whatever they call them end up costing you when all is said and done? I haven't done those types of rooms in years. When I did them at Club O it was exected to tip the bouncer to stay away, and buy drinks and by the time you were done it got stupid expensive. I hear that its 250 for 15 minutes with an included bottle of bubbly, but then what?

I used to work there and I can promise you nothing extra happens in VIP. There's cameras in all the rooms and somebody is always watching them. It's been 10 years so prices may have changed but back that it was $600 ish / hr. Of that $200 ish went towards drinks and the rest to the girl. Drinking $200 worth of booze in an hour is awfully ambitious but least you get something else out of it. Also that's the min. The house always gets the $200 but some girls will charge more then $400 for their part. PK is fantastic if you're ok w everything being on the up and up but you'll be let down if you're looking for anything beyond that.

**Ron M** · 03-31-23 00:54

For what you would spend at H. B. You would get alot more of your money's worth seeing an escort. Probably even cheaper than going to H. B.

**Kellster** · 03-31-23 00:04

I posted this under Mt Prospect forum. I'll post it here too. I used to be a regular at Heavenly Bodies. Not anymore. Here's a recent trip I went on.

The cover is up to $15- *note it's less if you give them your cell #. I don't do that. Dress code- I think you need a collared shirt or sweater. No hats, sweatpants, or athletic shorts. Jeans or dockers is good enough. The main floor has 3 stages. It's a bikini club. All the gals wear bikinis and thongs on the main floor and on stage. Whether you're on the main floor or getting a dance- don't grab the dancers' butt or anything else. That will get you kicked out. The old VIP on the lower level (in the corner by the exit) is gone / no longer used. The private dances are done either upstairs or sometime way in the back of the club, but most are usually done upstairs. They're topless in private dances. You can put your hands on their waist during a private dance.

It's also a lot more expensive. It used to be 5 dances for $50 in the lower level. Now for upstairs it's 5 dances for $60 and you're pressured to buy the dancer a drink and tip the waitress upstairs. That makes it like 5 dances for $72-$80+. I got a second round of 5 dances (10 total) and the dancer ordered another drink. This one was like $20. I was not happy. Once in a private room, the only thing you'll get is a topless lap dance. Don't expect anything else. Note- if you want FS, skip this place and get an escort. There are cameras everywhere. The booths are really uncomfortable. They go like 4 feet back making it really awkward to sit. As if that wasn't enough, the dj kept shorting the songs even shorter than usual. They should be like 2 minutes- he was running them like 30 seconds to try and impress some of the dancers he liked which pissed me off. And my dancer shorted me on a song or two. I called her out on it in a nice but confident way, so she gave me another one. I usually don't have to do that. The Champagne Room or half hour is most likely a bigger ripoff. All you're getting are lap dances. I think they might sit and talk to you- not sure. I've never gone there.

To summarize, Heavenly Bodies used to be a decent club if you were okay with seeing hot young women in bikinis and getting some reasonably priced, full-contact (depending on the dancer), topless lap dances with a comfortable chair. Now, it's become too expensive and a ripoff. Also, a lot of the knockouts who gave great dances from the old dayshift and nightshift are gone. Not sure how the newer crop is, but I'm not willing to find out after my latest trip. Not worth it imo.

**Chimil Detin** · 03-08-23 16:40

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

Seems like PK is where a lot of girls are migrating to from other clubs. I just can't get into the lap dances on the bench in the big room with the 8 ft tall bouncer peeking around the corner. What do the VIP or rooms or whatever they call them end up costing you when all is said and done? I haven't done those types of rooms in years. When I did them at Club O it was exected to tip the bouncer to stay away, and buy drinks and by the time you were done it got stupid expensive. I hear that its 250 for 15 minutes with an included bottle of bubbly, but then what?

I don't really care for the big, main, downstairs lapper room there, either. During promos, it gets really crowded.

The upstairs area is pretty accessible, though. If you're there by yourself and reasonably well-dressed, they'll usually just let you go up there. They have their own, smaller lapper room. Dances cost $5 more but it's worth it, as that lapper room typically has no more than two other couples in it and has very small dividers that work well enough to make it feel like it's just you and the girl.

$250 for 15 minutes in one of the true rooms sounds about right and has never been worth it when I've gone, save one dancer who wanted to become my girlfriend and let me stealthily put my fingers in a fun place. No other dancer I've tried any room fun with there has done more in the room than she's done in lappers. PK is not an extras club, or if it is, it's only in that one room with the private door. I've never even asked what that costs because I know it's out of my range.

**Moejoo** · 03-04-23 17:08

Seems like PK is where a lot of girls are migrating to from other clubs. I just can't get into the lap dances on the bench in the big room with the 8 ft tall bouncer peeking around the corner. What do the VIP or rooms or whatever they call them end up costing you when all is said and done? I haven't done those types of rooms in years. When I did them at Club O it was exected to tip the bouncer to stay away, and buy drinks and by the time you were done it got stupid expensive. I hear that its 250 for 15 minutes with an included bottle of bubbly, but then what?