Strip Club Reports

[BadDances]

Hi guy's, in town tonight and tomorrow with a couple of friends on business. I know nothing about Chicago and we would love to hit a really fun club tonight. What we're looking for: attractive friendly girls, decent prices on dances and maybe some touchy feely stuff. Not real concerned about take out or any extras just somewhere fun (no qualms if those extras are offered but not a requirement), laid back with hot girls and reasonable prices. Does anything like this exist in Chicago? Would really appreciate the help. I'm quite active over on the Ohio board so if anyone is headed my way feel free to PM for advice on some good clubs. Thanks much.

Pink monkey, admiral in the city will have the best looking women.

[Neostud]

Hi guy's, in town tonight and tomorrow with a couple of friends on business. I know nothing about Chicago and we would love to hit a really fun club tonight. What we're looking for: attractive friendly girls, decent prices on dances and maybe some touchy feely stuff. Not real concerned about take out or any extras just somewhere fun (no qualms if those extras are offered but not a requirement), laid back with hot girls and reasonable prices. Does anything like this exist in Chicago? Would really appreciate the help. I'm quite active over on the Ohio board so if anyone is headed my way feel free to PM for advice on some good clubs. Thanks much.

[StanleyStankas]

It's funny, a few years back she admitted to giving oral at a truck stop for gas money while on spring break. I've never been able to find any info on her few months doing the fashion shows. Guess she doesn't want to talk about standing on a pool table while my friend FIV'd the daylights out of her. She sure has left all that behind.

Yep, she and many others ran the b j concession at places like mentioned. Over a drink and not on here or even on here as a pm I will tell you the real playboy lifestyle and what it did to many women! Jenny did what she needed to do to get where she wanted to get to! I know where it started. Where it ends no one knows, however the journey. Just read and observe she is doing terrific!

[Mayor Quimby]

Good call. If I give out too much info people will I d me, however you are correct sir! Always follow the money. She did. Winner, winner, winner! The rest is history my good friends! She took what she had and made it all happen for herself!. Oh BTW- the reason many don't know this. Hef is the supreme master of damage control!

It's funny, a few years back she admitted to giving oral at a truck stop for gas money while on spring break. I've never been able to find any info on her few months doing the fashion shows. Guess she doesn't want to talk about standing on a pool table while my friend FIV'd the daylights out of her. She sure has left all that behind.

[Mrportage1980]

Maybe I'm thinking of a different place. Was this the one on McDowell st. , a little side street off Ashland? If so, it's still there but it's now called Homers. They do have shows. Not sure what days but I'm fairly certain Thursdays & Fridays after 5. I have a dancer friend I've known for about 10 years from the Stone Park places who keeps in touch. She dances there occasionally.

Yes your right closer to Ashland not western.

[StanleyStankas]

Finally! Someone else who knows this. Playmate Jenny M was a fashion show girl right before her first appearance in Playboy. She made the rounds, even did some of the closed door shows. She would get really nasty / crazy (in a naughty / good way) at some of these. I've had this conversation with others & no one believed me. I really miss the days of the closed door fashion shows.

Good call. If I give out too much info people will I d me, however you are correct sir! Always follow the money. She did. Winner, winner, winner! The rest is history my good friends! She took what she had and made it all happen for herself!. Oh BTW- the reason many don't know this. Hef is the supreme master of damage control!

[Mayor Quimby]

I had a business in schaumburg for years near the woodfield mall and I was confusing pilot petes a restaurant at the schaumburg airport to pirate's cove! Interesting info as it's been years. I know at least 10 years ago I went bouncing around w / an employee to a few mannheim road places carl's, playpen come to mind and we did go to uncle paulie's as well. Little side note when I first started my business in schaumburg I did book talent for bachelor parties. Legit topless waitresses and nude dancers. No nonsense. As I was licensed by the state and the village by that time. So anyway a girl who I booked comes in and tells me a girl she used to dance w / at pirate's cove went to los angeles and is now going to be a playboy playmate of the month! I am sure you know that jenny mc carthy was from around the area. She did very well.

Finally! Someone else who knows this. Playmate Jenny M was a fashion show girl right before her first appearance in Playboy. She made the rounds, even did some of the closed door shows. She would get really nasty / crazy (in a naughty / good way) at some of these. I've had this conversation with others & no one believed me. I really miss the days of the closed door fashion shows.

[StanleyStankas]

Stanley: Actually I recall that the establishment you reference as "pirate pete's" was actually called "Pirate's Cove", located on what is now the NE corner of Lake Street and Rosedale Avenue in Bloomingdale, though at the time it was in operation (about 12-15 years ago), that property may have been unincorporated. The whole area was radically redeveloped and is completely unrecognizable; ironically, a bank is situated on the property now. I remember submitting a review it for on a now-defunct website back maybe seventeen years ago or so. I recall describing it as a lingerie bar featuring a stage with dancers in rotation. There were no private rooms and I summarized it as a fun place to go if one wants to drink and look at pretty women, versus going somewhere to drink and look at sports on TV. As I'm not much of a drinker I never went back.

I've not been to Uncle Paulie's for about seven years, though I did write a review on this very site when I did visit: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...l=1#post962277. The funny thing when I read it now is that my summary for Uncle Paulie's very nearly matched what I had written in my review for Pirate's Cove so many years earlier. I might go visit later this year to see what, if anything, has changed. Anyway, thank you Stanley for bringing back some old memories!

I had a business in schaumburg for years near the woodfield mall and I was confusing pilot petes a restaurant at the schaumburg airport to pirate's cove! Interesting info as it's been years. I know at least 10 years ago I went bouncing around w / an employee to a few mannheim road places carl's, playpen come to mind and we did go to uncle paulie's as well. Little side note when I first started my business in schaumburg I did book talent for bachelor parties. Legit topless waitresses and nude dancers. No nonsense. As I was licensed by the state and the village by that time. So anyway a girl who I booked comes in and tells me a girl she used to dance w / at pirate's cove went to los angeles and is now going to be a playboy playmate of the month! I am sure you know that jenny mc carthy was from around the area. She did very well.

[Mayor Quimby]

Sup guys, anyone know if members only lingerie bar (near 37th and western) is open?? Man I remember a few le ago it was some great adventures. I remember it was only open a couple of days during the week.

Maybe I'm thinking of a different place. Was this the one on McDowell st. , a little side street off Ashland? If so, it's still there but it's now called Homers. They do have shows. Not sure what days but I'm fairly certain Thursdays & Fridays after 5. I have a dancer friend I've known for about 10 years from the Stone Park places who keeps in touch. She dances there occasionally.

[Mrportage1980]

Sup guys, anyone know if members only lingerie bar (near 37th and western) is open?? Man I remember a few le ago it was some great adventures. I remember it was only open a couple of days during the week.

[BadDances]

Went there on ST P day.

Spent some idle time with a little hottie named tasty. Highly recommend.

[Datsurman]

Any reco on clubs with a good amateur show? Girls new to stripping.

[Chicagorfp]

It's been awhile but I have been to club o and looks like time changed things. I took a customer of mine down there and we had a good time, but it's been a few. I wanted to ask the western burb guys if the lingerie bars are still out there. When I lived in the northwest burbs I used to cruise over to pirate pete's and uncle paulie's. Both dives of course, but I do remember pp's being a little nicer. I know paulie's was on north ave and a bike bar dive. May still be.

Stanley: Actually I recall that the establishment you reference as "pirate pete's" was actually called "Pirate's Cove", located on what is now the NE corner of Lake Street and Rosedale Avenue in Bloomingdale, though at the time it was in operation (about 12-15 years ago), that property may have been unincorporated. The whole area was radically redeveloped and is completely unrecognizable; ironically, a bank is situated on the property now. I remember submitting a review it for on a now-defunct website back maybe seventeen years ago or so. I recall describing it as a lingerie bar featuring a stage with dancers in rotation. There were no private rooms and I summarized it as a fun place to go if one wants to drink and look at pretty women, versus going somewhere to drink and look at sports on TV. As I'm not much of a drinker I never went back.

I've not been to Uncle Paulie's for about seven years, though I did write a review on this very site when I did visit: http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/sh...l=1#post962277. The funny thing when I read it now is that my summary for Uncle Paulie's very nearly matched what I had written in my review for Pirate's Cove so many years earlier. I might go visit later this year to see what, if anything, has changed. Anyway, thank you Stanley for bringing back some old memories!

[StanleyStankas]

Had some me time a few weeks back, so decided to hit a few clubs. For less than $100, I had some conversation, 4 drinks total, watched a few parts of games, saw some beuatiful women on stage, but not much further than that. First night I went to Club O. Mostly black dancers, nothing wrong with that, but if that is what I was looking for, I could have went to Arnies and spent $100 and left very happy 15 minutes later. Really went to see Sugar, since on my last visit, she really was very sweet and I had a great time. She looked worn out and was not even doing the rounds. Next night I went to Club 390. There were some hot girls, mostly white. The black girls were very obnoxious, although attractive. They were yelling across the club complaining about different things. There was an older gentleman there, dropping money left and right and stuffing singles in every woman's top. He was also borderline obnoxious. Girls were hovering around him, another gentleman and a table of guys, none of whom were getting dances. Was not approached by a girl once, even after dropping some cash at the stage. On my way out a girl was at one of the video gambling machines. We chatted a bit, but she was only willing to do the executive room for $500. I would have tipped her well for regular dances, but she did not want anything to do with a "$10 fing dance".

It's been awhile but I have been to club o and looks like time changed things. I took a customer of mine down there and we had a good time, but it's been a few. I wanted to ask the western burb guys if the lingerie bars are still out there. When I lived in the northwest burbs I used to cruise over to pirate pete's and uncle paulie's. Both dives of course, but I do remember pp's being a little nicer. I know paulie's was on north ave and a bike bar dive. May still be.

[SouthpawTom]

Had some me time a few weeks back, so decided to hit a few clubs. For less than $100, I had some conversation, 4 drinks total, watched a few parts of games, saw some beuatiful women on stage, but not much further than that. First night I went to Club O. Mostly black dancers, nothing wrong with that, but if that is what I was looking for, I could have went to Arnies and spent $100 and left very happy 15 minutes later. Really went to see Sugar, since on my last visit, she really was very sweet and I had a great time. She looked worn out and was not even doing the rounds. Next night I went to Club 390. There were some hot girls, mostly white. The black girls were very obnoxious, although attractive. They were yelling across the club complaining about different things. There was an older gentleman there, dropping money left and right and stuffing singles in every woman's top. He was also borderline obnoxious. Girls were hovering around him, another gentleman and a table of guys, none of whom were getting dances. Was not approached by a girl once, even after dropping some cash at the stage. On my way out a girl was at one of the video gambling machines. We chatted a bit, but she was only willing to do the executive room for $500. I would have tipped her well for regular dances, but she did not want anything to do with a "$10 fing dance".