Strip Club Reports

**Lebruno** · 04-04-17 02:41

Just so you know that you can get FREE Admission at Heavenly Bodies if you check in through Social Media including Yelp, Facebook, Twitter. Also, if you register with your phone number, you will get free membership to their VIP club and I believe you also get Free admission on weekdays before 7 pm. Also, if you check their website they run some promotion or other all the time that gives free admission on some days. Currently they are running a Free night promotion for those working in the Service industry. BTW, their happy hour is from 4 pm to 7 pm during weekdays and at this time they have drink promotions for a dollar.

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Glad you liked Heavenly Bodies. I like it even though I haven't gone for a while- trying to save money. It's a bikini club & it's close by. Usually a good variety. I would say mostly white gals (my preference), but some cute Latina and black chicks as well. I like them thin and fit but they have a bunch of shapes & sizes. The dances aren't crazy expensive, drinks aren't expensive although the $10 cover kind of bites.

**Kellster** · 04-04-17 01:42

Originally Posted by Neostud [View Original Post]

Thanks for all the recommendations guys. Unfortunately I didn't get them in time for it to do us any good and had to wing it. We just went to the one closest to our hotel. We ended up at Heavenly Bodies. It had decent online reviews so I figured it was a safe bet.

We got there around 8 pm or so and got right in. It was already busy (this was Friday night). 10 to get in the door but all the food was free, which was really cool. And the drinks were dirt cheap. I think it was a dollar fifty for a domestic beer. There must have been 20 girls and most were pretty damn good looking. I guess this is a bikini bar because I don't think we saw one bare nipple the whole time.

A girl named Ariel came over, she's from Manchester England, and I was instantly in love. She was just my type. I think she was selling those shitty watered down shots. So we did some shots then I took her upstairs for 60 for like 5 or 6 dances. It was nice. She was a cool chick to talk to and very hot. Not much touching allowed but overall it was a nice time and just what we were all looking for. I'd recommend the place just based on the free food, cheap entry fee, cheap drinks and mostly hot girls. Ariel was a 10 in my eyes and most of the other girls were 7's and up. I'm sure in a city like Chicago there are other spots with way hotter girls, like mostly 10's across the board but for what we were after this fit the bill. Thanks again for the reco's. If you're ever in the Youngstown / Warren area of Ohio over by the PA line Club 76 is the only place worth going to. Some really hot girls, most are 6's to 8's, 5 to get in, normal alcohol prices but topless. Reasonable lap dances and you can get away with a lot, esp if you're a regular or the girl likes you, like anywhere else. And a lot of the girls will do take out for the right price.

Thanks again.

Glad you liked Heavenly Bodies. I like it even though I haven't gone for a while- trying to save money. It's a bikini club & it's close by. Usually a good variety. I would say mostly white gals (my preference), but some cute Latina and black chicks as well. I like them thin and fit but they have a bunch of shapes & sizes. The dances aren't crazy expensive, drinks aren't expensive although the $10 cover kind of bites. The dances can have some good grindage- it depends on who you get. I stick with the ones i know who give better dances- although many of my favorites left. Shot girls also give dances but their dances usually aren't very good. I mean if they want to be a dancer they would be a dancer. The fact that they'd rather sell shots tells me when and if they do give a dance it will probably suck. The dances are topless and the chicks wear g-strings so that's fine for me. Chicago's strip club scene isn't the best- but HB's is my favorite. If money is no object Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas is the best I've been too. Wall to wall beautiful women- it's absolute heaven- but like most places in Vegas- very expensive. If you're on a budget than I prefer a place like Heavenly Bodies.

**Dirk Diggller** · 04-03-17 04:19

Originally Posted by Neostud [View Original Post]

Thanks for all the recommendations guys. Unfortunately I didn't get them in time for it to do us any good and had to wing it. We just went to the one closest to our hotel. We ended up at Heavenly Bodies. It had decent online reviews so I figured it was a safe bet.

We got there around 8 pm or so and got right in. It was already busy (this was Friday night). 10 to get in the door but all the food was free, which was really cool. And the drinks were dirt cheap. I think it was a dollar fifty for a domestic beer. There must have been 20 girls and most were pretty damn good looking. I guess this is a bikini bar because I don't think we saw one bare nipple the whole time.

A girl named Ariel came over, she's from Manchester England, and I was instantly in love. She was just my type. I think she was selling those shitty watered down shots. So we did some shots then I took her upstairs for 60 for like 5 or 6 dances. It was nice. She was a cool chick to talk to and very hot. Not much touching allowed but overall it was a nice time and just what we were all looking for. I'd recommend the place just based on the free food, cheap entry fee, cheap drinks and mostly hot girls. Ariel was a 10 in my eyes and most of the other girls were 7's and up. I'm sure in a city like Chicago there are other spots with way hotter girls, like mostly 10's across the board but for what we were after this fit the bill. Thanks again for the reco's. If you're ever in the Youngstown / Warren area of Ohio over by the PA line Club 76 is the only place worth going to. Some really hot girls, most are 6's to 8's, 5 to get in, normal alcohol prices but topless. Reasonable lap dances and you can get away with a lot, esp if you're a regular or the girl likes you, like anywhere else. And a lot of the girls will do take out for the right price.

Thanks again.

For future reference, based on your requirements (trying to have a lot of fun with attractive girls for not too much money while going with a group) I probably would have hit PoleKatz in Bridgeview (the drinks and food are more expensive, although I don't think the food at HB is anything to write home about). They have probably by far the most girls (and therefore, attractive girls) on the weekends and Tuesdays with discounted dance specials throughout the night (and all day on Tuesdays) with decent contact. Skybox in Harvey is the much more fun version of Heavenly Bodies (same owner), with full nudity on stage and private dances with more contact in dances but the same pricing (2/25,5/50, and 5/60), $1. 50 domestic beers, free pizza. The place is a lot more chocolate and Latina being on the south side. Unfortunately, I believe the owner (s) just sold Skybox (why, I have no idea) to someone that's trying to turn it into yet another black strip club / nightclub in the area along with King of Diamonds, Red Diamond, Arnie's and Jimmy's all nearby (less than 10 minutes). It's going to be called the BOXXX instead. I will miss the place (Skybox). I would have recommended 390 in Chicago Heights (probably the best club overall in the Chicago area), but they've recently made strange renovations to the place including the stages and the seating which worsen the overall experience. That leaves Club O in Harvey which is a decent place and setup in need of talent and better management among other things.

The Chicago area strip club scene was never the best, but has gotten a lot worse in the last couple years. Atlantis in Ford Heights is a very nice club, but not a lot of fun for the casual strip club goer. Expensive to get in ($20 cover, $5 valet) and even more expensive to play once inside with dances starting at $30 each and a lot of girls don't like to get nude during the first few songs or at all even. The stage is topless only and very boring compared to 390, Club O and the former Skybox. They do have some very hot girls though and their private dances can rival the best from any of the aforementioned clubs. The Admiral Theater in Chicago is even more expensive to get into than Atlantis ($25 cover, $15! Valet, $6 soft drinks and water). The stage is nude, but that's the only thing going for the place and the overall talent / appearance of the girls; they probably have the most consistently hottest lineup in the whole Chicago area. The freaking Silver Slipper Saloon in Ottawa is a pretty laid back place with attractive girls and decent pricing ($7 cover and relatively cheaper drinks) and pretty good nude stage shows (better than the Admiral) but so-so dances with similar contact as Heavenly Bodies but less to no grinding at $25 each for a nude dance. High Heel Saloon in Somonauk actually has better contact than HB or the Silver Slipper in their private dances but their pricing is stiff at $25 per topless dance. But their stage shows are also nude and their talent is pretty good. These last two clubs are pretty much in the middle of nowhere and probably too far out if you're in the Chicago area, but they're actually better (certainly better value with the exception of HB) than your average Chicago area club like Pink Monkey, Admiral, VIP's all in Chicago, Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove, BlackJack's in Elgin, Score's, Gold Club both in Stone Park, Ocean in Bedford Park, Industrial Strip in Hammond, IN, etc. I would generally skip those except for an occasional visit to the Admiral and an even more occasional visit to Industrial Strip to see if they have improved their talent and policies of a once great club. You probably won't be visiting any time soon, and strip clubs can change almost on a dime (usually for the worse, but sometimes for the better) with girls constantly coming and going and owners making boneheaded decisions (Industrial Strip, Ocean, Club O, 390, etc.), but that's my belated $. 02.

**Ron M** · 04-02-17 23:29

Admiral is ok. The girls are good looking. Lap Dances are watched closely by Security and Staff. Be prepared to pay for the expensive two drink minimum. Well that's when I went there a long while ago. I think valet parking is available. If you park on your own good luck. Tow trucks love to wait for guys parking in private parking lots.

**Datsurman** · 04-02-17 21:35

If you want to see beautiful naked women on stage then admirals. Generally look but don't touch. If you want touching then mannheim bars are your place. If you are spending then most are ok with touching. They are very down to earth girls. Some pretty good looking girls can be found but not model quality.

Originally Posted by BadDances [View Original Post]

Pink monkey, admiral in the city will have the best looking women.

**Datsurman** · 04-02-17 21:24

You were at a strip club and you say.

1. You didn't see one bare nipple.

2. There was no touching allowed.

Yet you recommend?

In my experience, HB is one of the worst strip clubs I have been to. The only place worse was a place called blackjacks years ago.

Originally Posted by Neostud [View Original Post]

Thanks for all the recommendations guys. Unfortunately I didn't get them in time for it to do us any good and had to wing it. We just went to the one closest to our hotel. We ended up at Heavenly Bodies. It had decent online reviews so I figured it was a safe bet.

We got there around 8 pm or so and got right in. It was already busy (this was Friday night). 10 to get in the door but all the food was free, which was really cool. And the drinks were dirt cheap. I think it was a dollar fifty for a domestic beer. There must have been 20 girls and most were pretty damn good looking. I guess this is a bikini bar because I don't think we saw one bare nipple the whole time.

A girl named Ariel came over, she's from Manchester England, and I was instantly in love. She was just my type. I think she was selling those shitty watered down shots. So we did some shots then I took her upstairs for 60 for like 5 or 6 dances. It was nice. She was a cool chick to talk to and very hot. Not much touching allowed but overall it was a nice time and just what we were all looking for. I'd recommend the place just based on the free food, cheap entry fee, cheap drinks and mostly hot girls. Ariel was a 10 in my eyes and most of the other girls were 7's and up. I'm sure in a city like Chicago there are other spots with way hotter girls, like mostly 10's across the board but for what we were after this fit the bill. Thanks again for the reco's. If you're ever in the Youngstown / Warren area of Ohio over by the PA line Club 76 is the only place worth going to. Some really hot girls, most are 6's to 8's, 5 to get in, normal alcohol prices but topless. Reasonable lap dances and you can get away with a lot, esp if you're a regular or the girl likes you, like anywhere else. And a lot of the girls will do take out for the right price.

Thanks again.

**Neostud** · 04-02-17 19:30

Thanks for all the recommendations guys. Unfortunately I didn't get them in time for it to do us any good and had to wing it. We just went to the one closest to our hotel. We ended up at Heavenly Bodies. It had decent online reviews so I figured it was a safe bet.

We got there around 8 pm or so and got right in. It was already busy (this was Friday night). 10 to get in the door but all the food was free, which was really cool. And the drinks were dirt cheap. I think it was a dollar fifty for a domestic beer. There must have been 20 girls and most were pretty damn good looking. I guess this is a bikini bar because I don't think we saw one bare nipple the whole time.

A girl named Ariel came over, she's from Manchester England, and I was instantly in love. She was just my type. I think she was selling those shitty watered down shots. So we did some shots then I took her upstairs for 60 for like 5 or 6 dances. It was nice. She was a cool chick to talk to and very hot. Not much touching allowed but overall it was a nice time and just what we were all looking for. I'd recommend the place just based on the free food, cheap entry fee, cheap drinks and mostly hot girls. Ariel was a 10 in my eyes and most of the other girls were 7's and up. I'm sure in a city like Chicago there are other spots with way hotter girls, like mostly 10's across the board but for what we were after this fit the bill. Thanks again for the reco's. If you're ever in the Youngstown / Warren area of Ohio over by the PA line Club 76 is the only place worth going to. Some really hot girls, most are 6's to 8's, 5 to get in, normal alcohol prices but topless. Reasonable lap dances and you can get away with a lot, esp if you're a regular or the girl likes you, like anywhere else. And a lot of the girls will do take out for the right price.

Thanks again.

**Mayor Quimby** · 04-01-17 13:50

Originally Posted by Mrportage1980 [View Original Post]

Yes your right closer to Ashland not western.

By the follow up post, this was definitely Homers but use to be called Members Only. Homers is still in business and still has lingerie shows. Don't know all the days but do know Thursdays and Fridays for sure.

**Mrportage1980** · 04-01-17 13:15

Originally Posted by ChgoJJ [View Original Post]

The place on western was actually on the corner Pershing (39th) and western.

I think It was known as Lalos, but they closed down and reopened as a more legit business then closed again.

But then their was another one called homers in the area.

**ChgoJJ** · 04-01-17 08:53

Originally Posted by Mrportage1980 [View Original Post]

Sup guys, anyone know if members only lingerie bar (near 37th and western) is open?? Man I remember a few le ago it was some great adventures. I remember it was only open a couple of days during the week.

The place on western was actually on the corner Pershing (39th) and western.

I think It was known as Lalos, but they closed down and reopened as a more legit business then closed again.

**StanleyStankas** · 03-31-17 19:36

Originally Posted by Neostud [View Original Post]

Hi guy's, in town tonight and tomorrow with a couple of friends on business. I know nothing about Chicago and we would love to hit a really fun club tonight. What we're looking for: attractive friendly girls, decent prices on dances and maybe some touchy feely stuff. Not real concerned about take out or any extras just somewhere fun (no qualms if those extras are offered but not a requirement), laid back with hot girls and reasonable prices. Does anything like this exist in Chicago? Would really appreciate the help. I'm quite active over on the Ohio board so if anyone is headed my way feel free to PM for advice on some good clubs. Thanks much.

Pink monkey (south loop), admiral (mayfair area) is pretty much it if you are in the downtown area even though admiral is far northwest side. There should still be a place on kingsbury that has changed hands a thousand times! The south side suburban clubs seem to be well received by some of the members here. Club o and others are mentioned. Industrial strip across the border in indi. There are some strip club experts that might chime in. Also mannheim road in stone park has scores, carl's jay's with the later two being lingerie type bars. Have fun.

**BadDances** · 03-31-17 17:31

Originally Posted by Neostud [View Original Post]

Hi guy's, in town tonight and tomorrow with a couple of friends on business. I know nothing about Chicago and we would love to hit a really fun club tonight. What we're looking for: attractive friendly girls, decent prices on dances and maybe some touchy feely stuff. Not real concerned about take out or any extras just somewhere fun (no qualms if those extras are offered but not a requirement), laid back with hot girls and reasonable prices. Does anything like this exist in Chicago? Would really appreciate the help. I'm quite active over on the Ohio board so if anyone is headed my way feel free to PM for advice on some good clubs. Thanks much.

Pink monkey, admiral in the city will have the best looking women.

**Neostud** · 03-31-17 17:13

Hi guy's, in town tonight and tomorrow with a couple of friends on business. I know nothing about Chicago and we would love to hit a really fun club tonight. What we're looking for: attractive friendly girls, decent prices on dances and maybe some touchy feely stuff. Not real concerned about take out or any extras just somewhere fun (no qualms if those extras are offered but not a requirement), laid back with hot girls and reasonable prices. Does anything like this exist in Chicago? Would really appreciate the help. I'm quite active over on the Ohio board so if anyone is headed my way feel free to PM for advice on some good clubs. Thanks much.

**StanleyStankas** · 03-22-17 10:17

Originally Posted by MayorQuimby [View Original Post]

It's funny, a few years back she admitted to giving oral at a truck stop for gas money while on spring break. I've never been able to find any info on her few months doing the fashion shows. Guess she doesn't want to talk about standing on a pool table while my friend FIV'd the daylights out of her. She sure has left all that behind.

Yep, she and many others ran the b j concession at places like mentioned. Over a drink and not on here or even on here as a pm I will tell you the real playboy lifestyle and what it did to many women! Jenny did what she needed to do to get where she wanted to get to! I know where it started. Where it ends no one knows, however the journey. Just read and observe she is doing terrific!

**Mayor Quimby** · 03-21-17 20:23

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Good call. If I give out too much info people will I d me, however you are correct sir! Always follow the money. She did. Winner, winner, winner! The rest is history my good friends! She took what she had and made it all happen for herself!. Oh BTW- the reason many don't know this. Hef is the supreme master of damage control!

It's funny, a few years back she admitted to giving oral at a truck stop for gas money while on spring break. I've never been able to find any info on her few months doing the fashion shows. Guess she doesn't want to talk about standing on a pool table while my friend FIV'd the daylights out of her. She sure has left all that behind.