Strip Club Reports

**RufinoTorres** · 03-25-19 22:51

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

The Arab gal you're talking about has to be Erica. I think she's a gypsy. She's nice personality wise, but I agree she should have retired a long time ago. That's no exaggeration- she was there back in the 90's when I first started going there.

Erica was a girl that used to pass me by for dances way back then because she was pulling down big spenders. She was so hot back then I felt lucky if I ever got a dance from her. Meeko, the Japanese woman who might be older than Erika is still dancing. There's a floor manager or house-mom working there who also used to be one of the hottest dancers there in the 90's.

**Gary Man** · 03-25-19 17:45

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

They got raided. It appears by the Feds. Looks like someone got fired then reported the establishment.

The version I heard: Some dudes wife confronted him at the bar and caused a scene. She wasn't happy he was spending time and money there. She complained to CPD, who raided and arrested some of the ladies. Said ladies paid fines. Bar WAS NOT closed, but no more shows. Once heat dies down, things may return to normal. Also Homer's is NOT a strip club. It's a neighborhood bar with a variation of the old stye "lingerie shows" and lap dances. It's thread is in the "Mexican bars and clubs" thread.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 03-25-19 12:17

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

It appears Homer's might be still open for stripper dances on a restricted basis. UpDates to follow after confirmation. No doubt the establishment is open for normal bar business.

What does restricted basis mean? Is this the bar on S McDowell?

**LongRanger99** · 03-25-19 01:09

It appears Homer's might be still open for stripper dances on a restricted basis. UpDates to follow after confirmation. No doubt the establishment is open for normal bar business.

**LongRanger99** · 03-21-19 23:42

Originally Posted by IllMatic80 [View Original Post]

Really? When and why did this happen?? I actually really liked this spot, the only place in the city you could get nude lapdances and have a shot to go along with it. Pretty soon, we'll have absolutely nowhere to go for entertainment.

They got raided. It appears by the Feds. Looks like someone got fired then reported the establishment.

**Kellster** · 03-21-19 11:59

Originally Posted by GoldenGreek [View Original Post]

Have only been to Heavenly Bodies and The Gold Club within the last 5 years or so.

Would rather pay to fuck than to get teased.

I live 10 minutes away from HB's so I used to frequent it alot from 15 years ago to 5 years ago. Never got extras but did get a few phone #s.

Bro. Stopped at HBs at 3 am.

HOLY SHIT its become an absolute shit show.

DISGUSTING nasty bitches.

Not over exaggerating.

NASTY! X s 10000.

Fat, ugly, stretch marks, nasty. . even had a fucking pregnant chick on the main stage!

Hottest chic I say was an Asian that was a 7. 5.

Next best looking chick was a 5.

95 % were fuking DISGUSTING.

That Arab with the huge nasty fat ass is still there!

I remember her from my 1st visit ever which was almost 30 years ago!!

The quality has definitely gone downhill. There are still a few cute gals, but it's nothing like it was back in 2012/2013. The place used to be packed with gorgeous women- one more beautiful than the next. Not any more. The house fee has turned off some dancers. I know the higher cover charge has turned off customers- it's less crowded than it used to be. I don't go as much now because of that.

The Arab gal you're talking about has to be Erica. I think she's a gypsy. She's nice personality wise, but I agree she should have retired a long time ago. That's no exaggeration- she was there back in the 90's when I first started going there. They need to get back to the basics- lower the cover charge, lower the house fee, and hire young, thin, fit gals (preferably white, but a variety is good too) who give great, full contact lap dances. It's not that difficult. That's the winning formula.

**IllMatic80** · 03-21-19 07:40

Originally Posted by LongRanger99 [View Original Post]

Homer's is shut down and will be shut down quite possibly to perpetuity.

Really? When and why did this happen?? I actually really liked this spot, the only place in the city you could get nude lapdances and have a shot to go along with it. Pretty soon, we'll have absolutely nowhere to go for entertainment.

**LongRanger99** · 03-19-19 04:46

Homer's is shut down and will be shut down quite possibly to perpetuity.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 03-16-19 00:04

Originally Posted by Mexidan [View Original Post]

https://www.chicagotribune.com/subur...314-story.html

Harvey's a fucked up hood and one of the reasons they used to have so many filthy strip clubs. Cowboys, Arnies, Skybox and Club O to name a few of the more popular places. Skybox used to be decent and I believe it was the same owner as Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village. The owner got arrested for some bullshit like tax evasion (Rumors) and it was downhill from there. Back in the day those clubs had a diverse clientele but my last drive through Harvey I couldn't get through that town fast enough!

**TwoBlueBalls** · 03-15-19 23:53

Your report brings back so many memories when I was a Chicago native. HBs was just a bikini bar but they used to have lots of girls, quite a few hotties, some that would meet OTC and cheap beers! Atlantis is a nicer than avg club but the talent is hit or miss, but when they've got good talent, it's no holds barred in the private rooms! I was there a few weeks ago for the $5 beer and burger with some buds and the cutest gal there was the masseuse. I believe her name was Brandy. I'm told Club O is closed and the owners are betting on their new club, Oceans by Midway airport and another club they opened in Indiana. Try 390 in the Heights. It's small but decent atmosphere, lots of gals, cheap beers, decent food. No pressure dancers or mandatory drink requirements.

Originally Posted by GoldenGreek [View Original Post]

Have only been to Heavenly Bodies and The Gold Club within the last 5 years or so.

Would rather pay to fuck than to get teased.

I live 10 minutes away from HB's so I used to frequent it alot from 15 years ago to 5 years ago. Never got extras but did get a few phone #s.

Bro. Stopped at HBs at 3 am.

HOLY SHIT its become an absolute shit show.

DISGUSTING nasty bitches.

Not over exaggerating.

NASTY! X s 10000.

Fat, ugly, stretch marks, nasty. . even had a fucking pregnant chick on the main stage!

Hottest chic I say was an Asian that was a 7. 5.

Next best looking chick was a 5.

95 % were fuking DISGUSTING.

That Arab with the huge nasty fat ass is still there!

I remember her from my 1st visit ever which was almost 30 years ago!!

Gold club. Its been my go to spot if I'm in the mood.

They have $10 dances in Thursday. Beautiful club, drinks arent bad for strip club standards at $9 for a grey goose.

Have not received extras at the club, but have gotten plenty of OTC. Gorgeous Columbian and a hot young black thing from Texas. Usual damage was 4 beans. A couple of others gave me their numbers but wouldn't respond.

Haven't been to Atlantis in about 8 years but my first visit their was offered a BJ for 1 bean and had to top the bouncer to look away.

Club O had extras back in the day. Especially during the day between noon and 5 pm.

Received a bunch of bjs and FS. This was in a period about 8 to 12 years ago.

I see vids on Instagram promoting Club O and I see its 100 % African American males and strippers. Is it even safe for a white dude?

Have had plenty of OTC at the bikini bars in Melrose park, Carks and Louis. Damage was between 200 to 350 depending on the looks of the girl and what was offered on the menu.

**Mexidan** · 03-13-19 09:24

https://www.chicagotribune.com/subur...314-story.html

**GoldenGreek** · 03-07-19 17:35

Have only been to Heavenly Bodies and The Gold Club within the last 5 years or so.

Would rather pay to fuck than to get teased.

I live 10 minutes away from HB's so I used to frequent it alot from 15 years ago to 5 years ago. Never got extras but did get a few phone #s.

Bro. Stopped at HBs at 3 am.

HOLY SHIT its become an absolute shit show.

DISGUSTING nasty bitches.

Not over exaggerating.

NASTY! X s 10000.

Fat, ugly, stretch marks, nasty. . even had a fucking pregnant chick on the main stage!

Hottest chic I say was an Asian that was a 7. 5.

Next best looking chick was a 5.

95 % were fuking DISGUSTING.

That Arab with the huge nasty fat ass is still there!

I remember her from my 1st visit ever which was almost 30 years ago!!

Gold club. Its been my go to spot if I'm in the mood.

They have $10 dances in Thursday. Beautiful club, drinks arent bad for strip club standards at $9 for a grey goose.

Have not received extras at the club, but have gotten plenty of OTC. Gorgeous Columbian and a hot young black thing from Texas. Usual damage was 4 beans. A couple of others gave me their numbers but wouldn't respond.

Haven't been to Atlantis in about 8 years but my first visit their was offered a BJ for 1 bean and had to top the bouncer to look away.

Club O had extras back in the day. Especially during the day between noon and 5 pm.

Received a bunch of bjs and FS. This was in a period about 8 to 12 years ago.

I see vids on Instagram promoting Club O and I see its 100 % African American males and strippers. Is it even safe for a white dude?

Have had plenty of OTC at the bikini bars in Melrose park, Carks and Louis. Damage was between 200 to 350 depending on the looks of the girl and what was offered on the menu.

**Jc2490** · 03-07-19 10:45

https://www.chicagotribune.com/subur...307-story.html#nt=oft12 aH-1 gp2.

**TwoBlueBalls** · 03-05-19 00:56

Originally Posted by Moejoo [View Original Post]

I was at Oceans recently, there were a few nice looking girls but the majority were not in league with polekatz or 390. Oceans is beautiful but the cost of walking in and a couple of drinks is out of line with the girls there. You know that O has closed and they moved operations to a dive in Indiana that used to be wiggles?

Thanks man! Not surprised to hear about Club O. It was on its way down last few times I was there, but I hooked up with a few dancers back in its day. Old habits die hard. That was a big place and with all the cash the owners sunk into Oceans, I understand why they shut those doors. Any decent Asian dancers at any of these clubs?

**Moejoo** · 03-04-19 22:18

Originally Posted by TwoBlueBalls [View Original Post]

Hey Chicago mongers. Going out with a group. How's the talent at Club O and Oceans? I believe they have he same owners. Oceans is a beautiful club, but last time I was here the I'd pay the girls to keep their clothes on!

I was at Oceans recently, there were a few nice looking girls but the majority were not in league with polekatz or 390. Oceans is beautiful but the cost of walking in and a couple of drinks is out of line with the girls there. You know that O has closed and they moved operations to a dive in Indiana that used to be wiggles?