Strip Club Reports

[HappyGardener]

From my perspective the best value ever, I feel bad for the guys who missed it. I knew several guys that traded coke or whatever with a bleached blonde who later got a boob job and was a playmate. Without a doubt the wild wild west, secret back rooms, BJ's in the parking lot or under the table, literally everything was happening.

It was an amazing era. One Step Beyond in Melrose park and the upstairs bar in Berwyn were amazing. That's the place that got bombed early one Sunday morning as a message from The Boys that you need to be sharing some of those earnings. I got fucked snd sucked in that place often. There was some hot Latina one time that I did shots of Goldschlager with and when we got back behind the curtain, she ground on me for a few minutes while I sucked her boobs, and then she unzipped me, pulled her g string to the side, and slid on to me with a big moan. Other girls and guys were watching and laughing. She was like, " oh I needed that".

Little Debbie Snackcakes that ran a lot of those shows was eventually charged with some kind of financial crimes and that was the end of those shows. I wished I had saved the calendar they put out as a reminder of those girls.

[Moejoo]

Do any bars still do fashion / lingerie shows? These were big in the 90's. These happened as far south as Kankakee and in the Indiana harbor as well as Chicago and the burbs. You bought raffle tickets and got to take the lingerie off of the model in the back if you won. And you could negotiate extras as well.

From my perspective the best value ever, I feel bad for the guys who missed it. I knew several guys that traded coke or whatever with a bleached blonde who later got a boob job and was a playmate. Without a doubt the wild wild west, secret back rooms, BJ's in the parking lot or under the table, literally everything was happening.

[Mrmaroon5]

Do any bars still do fashion / lingerie shows? These were big in the 90's. These happened as far south as Kankakee and in the Indiana harbor as well as Chicago and the burbs. You bought raffle tickets and got to take the lingerie off of the model in the back if you won. And you could negotiate extras as well.

[HappyGardener]

I went to Homers this afternoon at 3:30. Just me and the bartender. Miller High Life are still $3. I think they have been that price forever. I asked her any girls working today? "Just me" she laughed. We shot the shit while I drank two beers and then left.

[Jingleheimer]

So my cousin is turning the big 1-8 within the next week. Rather than receive a generous Amazon gift card, he said he'd like to visit a strip club.

My question for everyone is: are there even any strip clubs around here where you can get in under 21? I thought I heard that HB allows 18 and up--but that place isn't exactly a strip club. Even so. Can anyone help out? My cousin is apparently a horny little bastard who wants to see some T&A on someone else's dime LOL.

I do believe the Admiral is 18+. Get your because a fake I'd.

[Moejoo]

Hello everyone! Going to be visiting your fine city for a 48 hours on a business trip in the next few days and was curious if there are any clubs in the area that offer extras (if at all)? Thanks in advance!

Its been a long time but based on my experiences in Detroit and Windsor I would save my money in Chicago for far better picking up there.

[LostInDetroit]

Hello everyone! Going to be visiting your fine city for a 48 hours on a business trip in the next few days and was curious if there are any clubs in the area that offer extras (if at all)? Thanks in advance!

[FerChicago]

First of all not selling anything and I'm not associated with any company. I'm a long time member of this forum as well as the international site, and a proud hobbyist. I just came across an app called "The Dancers Resource" where strippers talk about their earnings, auditions, travel, customers, and in what clubs they need to perform extras to make money. The app is not great but the info is pretty good. Just wanted to share this with all of you. Apologies if someone mentioned this already.

[Moejoo]

So would say that there is nothing extra happening in the VIP rooms then or just dance area? Planning to visit today.

Also, how safe is the club and would Uber be easy?

Club is an industrial area, uber ride would be no more dangerous than the usual chaos and mayham on the Ryan expressway. I would think uber would be pretty expensive. Girls that told me of cameras in private dance area all suggested that VIP is not watched and and only limits are what the girl puts on.

[PeterBaker1986]

Yeah, they have cameras in each booth. Most of the girls want the action to happen back in the rooms for more money.

So would say that there is nothing extra happening in the VIP rooms then or just dance area? Planning to visit today.

Also, how safe is the club and would Uber be easy?

[Chimil Detin]

FWIW I have been told that the house only gets a small piece of their private dances ad unless there is no possibility of making money on a particular night OTC is just not the financial payday that us customers would like to think it is.

Stop shooting holes in my dreams.

[Moejoo]

There are still too many sucker simps out there going to these clubs and ruining things for whatever smart level-headed guys are still going to these clubs.

These girls will treat you like shit and use you as an ATM if you let them. Most of them think the can "finese" you back from any "wrongdoing" they might do. They said they would meet up with you but then stood you up or changed mind / became busy last minute. Finese. Not answering calls or responding to texts. Finese. Said x,why & z would happen in a private room but it did not. Finese.

Recently, I had 2 hot girls set up for OTC that was ruined by sucker simps.

Example 1 - Did shortest room, 15 minutes with a dancer, with a dancer just across border in Indiana. When she held back some during VIP I reminded her on my visit the next day. She had known I was staying in hotel nearby. On 2nd night after being dead for 4 hours, she was ready to go to my hotel until some sucked simp booked her for 1 hour.

Example 2 - Another club just across border in Wisconsin, had a dancer ready to go with me to casino until her sucker simp customer came in. She was minutes away from leaving with me as she needed money bad to pay a bill & my deal was the casino trip to give it to her.

I am confused as to why you are mad at other guys who go to strip clubs ad get dances, why are you calling these guys sucker simps? How are they any different than you? If the girl was game for OTC and you didn't get it than maybe you didn't offer her enough for her to make it worth her while. FWIW I have been told that the house only gets a small piece of their private dances ad unless there is no possibility of making money on a particular night OTC is just not the financial payday that us customers would like to think it is.

[RainMan5]

There are still too many sucker simps out there going to these clubs and ruining things for whatever smart level-headed guys are still going to these clubs.

These girls will treat you like shit and use you as an ATM if you let them. Most of them think the can "finese" you back from any "wrongdoing" they might do. They said they would meet up with you but then stood you up or changed mind / became busy last minute. Finese. Not answering calls or responding to texts. Finese. Said x,why & z would happen in a private room but it did not. Finese.

Recently, I had 2 hot girls set up for OTC that was ruined by sucker simps.

Example 1 - Did shortest room, 15 minutes with a dancer, with a dancer just across border in Indiana. When she held back some during VIP I reminded her on my visit the next day. She had known I was staying in hotel nearby. On 2nd night after being dead for 4 hours, she was ready to go to my hotel until some sucked simp booked her for 1 hour.

Example 2 - Another club just across border in Wisconsin, had a dancer ready to go with me to casino until her sucker simp customer came in. She was minutes away from leaving with me as she needed money bad to pay a bill & my deal was the casino trip to give it to her.

[Moejoo]

So my cousin is turning the big 1-8 within the next week. Rather than receive a generous Amazon gift card, he said he'd like to visit a strip club.

My question for everyone is: are there even any strip clubs around here where you can get in under 21? I thought I heard that HB allows 18 and up--but that place isn't exactly a strip club. Even so. Can anyone help out? My cousin is apparently a horny little bastard who wants to see some T&A on someone else's dime LOL.

DejaVu on ClintonSt in Chicago is BYOB and Dream Girls in Lake Station Indiana does not serve alcohol, I would not recommend either but they may be possibilities. Check for yourself before you go to either.

[Waking521]

So my cousin is turning the big 1-8 within the next week. Rather than receive a generous Amazon gift card, he said he'd like to visit a strip club.

My question for everyone is: are there even any strip clubs around here where you can get in under 21? I thought I heard that HB allows 18 and up--but that place isn't exactly a strip club. Even so. Can anyone help out? My cousin is apparently a horny little bastard who wants to see some T&A on someone else's dime LOL.