Streetwalker Reports

[Bbbuddy]

Dude, I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. I know what she was asking I just think it is a dumb question. If you are out at 2 am on Cicero then you are looking for what they are asking. I didn't respond to her so she said if you want a date pull around to the alley, and what could be waiting for me there? Uncle Leo? I read the 22 rules. It was just way to hot out on Thursday to even try to pick someone up.

[Gus Hogan]

If you have any conversation, it's typical for a sw to ask if you're dating. That's pretty much the standard term for, "do you want some kind of sex action?"

And if you say yes to that question and the person asking is LEO "bingo" we can start calculating your impound costs and whatever else it takes to make the folks down at 26th and California happy--as well as whatever price the ISBA member you hire demands to keep you out of jail. This may not be safe, but you might want to respond, "do you need a ride? " to the question about dating. What fine upstanding citizen would fail to offer a ride to a woman (who looks to be in distress) in such a bad neighborhood. That said, if you ever watched Frasier, the fact that Frasier offered a ride (during a downpour) to a woman in distress seemed to have no effect on Seattle's finest. She was "known" and that was all it took to run poor Frasier in.

Negotiation is always the hardest part in these grey market deals.

[Chimonger]

I did a stroll Thurs night around North and Damen around 2-230am. Surprisingly there were quite a few BSW. Talked to two of them. Pretty cute, clean girls but super expensive.75 for a BJ! Wtf! So as I was heading east on North from Damen and I saw another BSW and pulled over. She'd agreed to.20 for a BJ. She complained the whole time saying she wanted more money and then just stopped the BJ saying she was done after 3 minutes. Complete rip off! The area is nice and that was a complete bunked night.

[Cleon]

Wtf, again as I am out between 11 pm and 1 am I must have seen at least 10 LEO cars. I started out on Cicero south of 290 then went back up north and around fullerton. I saw a girl in a black and white tight dress and the most ginoronous titties I have ever seen. I pull around to get a better look and LEO is driving by and she vanishes. I drive down a little and there is another WSW out and she is passable and also had some big titties. I pull up and she asks if I am dating, what the hell is with that? I am not taking you to the damn prom, just need you to suck my package. She asks am I a cop and I say, no and then says if you want a date pull around to the alley. With all the LEO out she would need to be top shelf for me to risk it since I am not interested in getting my car impounded and paying some lawyer to get me out of a solicitiation charge. So I decided to cut my loses and call it a night.

If you have any conversation, it's typical for a sw to ask if you're dating. That's pretty much the standard term for, "do you want some kind of sex action?"

[Jacktreehorn]

Wtf, again as I am out between 11 pm and 1 am I must have seen at least 10 LEO cars. I started out on Cicero south of 290 then went back up north and around fullerton. I saw a girl in a black and white tight dress and the most ginoronous titties I have ever seen. I pull around to get a better look and LEO is driving by and she vanishes. I drive down a little and there is another WSW out and she is passable and also had some big titties. I pull up and she asks if I am dating, what the hell is with that? I am not taking you to the damn prom, just need you to suck my package. She asks am I a cop and I say, no and then says if you want a date pull around to the alley. With all the LEO out she would need to be top shelf for me to risk it since I am not interested in getting my car impounded and paying some lawyer to get me out of a solicitiation charge. So I decided to cut my loses and call it a night.

Was this last night (Thursday)? Weds. night was the same way. It was bad on North Ave. and worse on 47th.

Let's be careful out there.

[OldAndInTheWay]

She's back, got out of county wed. Nite. Nice girl, hard to reach but worth it. Very attractive, good performer, a bullshitter, but who isn't out there at cicero and division? I still havbe her sweatshirt from the other nite, she said she wanted to "leave a little piece of herself with me" so ther'd be a next time! Nice right? But total b. S. She was like that aboiiut her drug use, too. But she told the truth about her car needing brakes. It still sits in front of the shooting gallery she uses at. Her boyfriend had to call his mommy in twin lakes wisc. To come and get him when she went to jail earlier this week! I almost believed her b. S., she should've been a politcian! I'll go back to her if I can find her.

[OldAndInTheWay]

Met kelly again last nite, had a pretty good time. She was a bit out of it due to a lack of drugs or this bone disease she has? It was pretty good though. She's not a bad girl.40 f/s. I'll go back.

I was with kelly again on my way to see jolene. It turned out jo got into a semi right in front of me, so I missed by a c*** hair, too bad. I was hoping to re connect with her. I think it will happen again soon. I like jo, she does good work and seems to want repeat customers, so she puts effort into it.

I hope that phone deal goes through, maybe she'll get off the street a bit more, and be a little safer. She's a keeper for this purpose.

[Bbbuddy]

Wtf, again as I am out between 11 pm and 1 am I must have seen at least 10 LEO cars. I started out on Cicero south of 290 then went back up north and around fullerton. I saw a girl in a black and white tight dress and the most ginoronous titties I have ever seen. I pull around to get a better look and LEO is driving by and she vanishes. I drive down a little and there is another WSW out and she is passable and also had some big titties. I pull up and she asks if I am dating, what the hell is with that? I am not taking you to the damn prom, just need you to suck my package. She asks am I a cop and I say, no and then says if you want a date pull around to the alley. With all the LEO out she would need to be top shelf for me to risk it since I am not interested in getting my car impounded and paying some lawyer to get me out of a solicitiation charge. So I decided to cut my loses and call it a night.

[BigTimeLoser]

I was actually trying to call Kelly, but her number dropped off my call log on my phone as I haven't called her since her cell went dead a few weeks ago. Is her cell back on? I remember her telling me about her bone disorder. It's not cancer, but it has to do with the marrow, if I remember correctly.

Kelly's a cool chick. Great BJ, and consistently so. But man, this Joleen chick was just rad. Maybe I just got Joleen on a good day.

I tried reaching her last week and it never rang. I am usually not out in that area until Fri or Sat and only then between 12:30-3:30am. I may go check it out tonight though. Thanks for the great update!

[Perdip]

Met kelly again last nite, had a pretty good time. She was a bit out of it due to a lack of drugs or this bone disease she has? It was pretty good though. She's not a bad girl.40 f/s. I'll go back.

I was actually trying to call Kelly, but her number dropped off my call log on my phone as I haven't called her since her cell went dead a few weeks ago. Is her cell back on? I remember her telling me about her bone disorder. It's not cancer, but it has to do with the marrow, if I remember correctly.

Kelly's a cool chick. Great BJ, and consistently so. But man, this Joleen chick was just rad. Maybe I just got Joleen on a good day.

[MWM]

I met her yesterday afternoon and she was very pleasant and accomadating. Friendly, cute and gave a great bbbj to completion. Got her digits and want to see her fo FS next time as she has amazing C tits that are firm and young.

However, I will be very careful after reading your report. Had to be the same girl, tats on both arms, early to mid 20's, long straight dark hair, amazing body and a bit of a plain/girl next door type face. She mentioned that the guy was her boyfriend and he was trailing about half a block behind her. Said her BF doesn't know she's a hooker...WTF???

I met a young jessica near archer and lorel a couple of weeks ago. She had a big tat on her left arm or a bunch of them. She ripped me off. Later I was told she has been ripping off a lot of guys. She is young, 26 maybe, long dark hair, good looking, thin. She gets you primed and then takes off. She lives near where she walks, 51st and lorel. Her man is within sight of her, usually on the other side of the street, a short butch cut guy. I don't know her digits.

[Jacktreehorn]

The North Avenue area was hopping last night around 1 am. Nothing going heading south on Cicero from Addison, so I went west on Division and saw a cute, thick blond just west of Pulaski. Pretty, with a great rack. Went around, but she was getting picked up. Headed north up Kostner, then east on North. Between Pulaski and Homan, there were three hot brunette WSW. One tall, skinny legs and a great ass, with long brown hair. She was hanging under the viaduct on North, which always makes me nervous. I scoped her and made several passes around checking for LEO, who seemed non-existent on North lt night. Nobody was out, and I picked her up near LeMoyne. Asked for.4, I offered.2. She accepted and gave a very good CBJ. I tipped her and dropped her back at the viaduct without asking her name. Looks Italian, skinny legs, great ass. Would like to hit her up for FS. Does anyone know her name?

[OldAndInTheWay]

Hi all,

I had an early start today. Mongered from 290 on Cicero south to 47th. Nothing. Went north on Cicero and was going to hunt on North, but on the way I saw a cute little thing (SW standards, yall) at Division and Cicero. Turned around, she saw me and we each gave the look. I pulled down a side street and she followed and got in.

She asked what I wanted, and I told her a "beej". She was cool with that, and told me she was really hard up for money. She told me the more I agreed to give, the better the beej would be. I asked for topless, she said ok. I told her I would give her all the cash in my wallet.

We park, I open the wallet and give her every dollar in it, which was.3. She was happy with that, popped her tits out and my drawers were down in no time. She gave me a, not decent, not good, but excellent BJ. Warmed up nice and slow, even did some licking down the bottom of the shaft, sucked on the boys, and went back to sucking the unit. Doing little turns of the head and other "nuturing" type of things. It was like getting one from a girl who was really into you and excited to suck your unit. Playing with her larger-than-average boobs was good too. A little while into it, I put my hands on her head and did a light, semi-respectful (if there is such a thing) skull fuck. She responded the best way possible: She started speeding up and shoving it in deep.

She caught it in her mouth, and it was a massive load. Probably the biggest I've ever had. I thinking I was done busting and saying "ok, ok", and she gave the "uh-uh" no sound. And I kept busting. She didn't stop until my (what seemed like 10 minute) blast was done. She got out and spit, immediately making it clear that it was a really large shot. "It was like a fountain! ", she said. I asked for digits, she didn't have any. She wanted to set an appt up for next week whereby I could get the same service in exchange for a P. A. Y. G. Boost mobile phone. (I've never actually TRADED actual goods for this kind of service) She wrote down our meeting time and place on 2 peices of paper and gave me one. She told me to show up or she'd mess me up. (half-jokingly. Half.)

Joleen was average height, but looked shorter from a distance. She was thin, but couldn't really tell if she was shapely or not. She had nice sizable tits, nothing huge, but natural C's. She had a style-ish chin-length bob-cut hair do. Brunette with shades of burgandy. (dyed, obviously) She looked REALLY young from the street, but is likely in her late 20's or early 30's. She had a few tats, one on the chest, wrist, and neck. She was a little street-beat, but not too bad.

She gives AWESOME service. I'm ok with run-of-the-mill BJ's, because those feel good. But nothing hooks me like a girl who can suck me like she wants to marry me. Kelly (from the same area, whose phone doesn't seem to work anymore) also gave a great BJ, this Joleen gal has taken the top spot. Best BJ I've ever had, and I had no idea it was coming. (pun intended).

On SW scale :
Face - 7
Tits - 7
Body - 6 Thin, but couldn't tell if she had a nice toosh or anything.
Attitude - 6 She was cool...but assertive. But she serviced me correspondingly
Service - 9.5 - I know we shouldn't hand out 10's unless it is once in a 100 mongerings special. I'm sorry, but the girls knows how to service a man.

Her looks aren't outt-this-world hot for SW's, but she's pretty cute. She isn't very submissive or soft-spoken, but she's not rude either. But all you really need to know is that she is the BEST servicing of your little head you'll find for .3

I'm looking forward to our meeting next week, I'll be sure to have a phone for her.

Met kelly again last nite, had a pretty good time. She was a bit out of it due to a lack of drugs or this bone disease she has? It was pretty good though. She's not a bad girl.40 f/s. I'll go back.

[OldAndInTheWay]

Too bad it's gotta be that way. If some chick is all about gankin' thier clients' stuff, they eventually going to gank the WRONG monger's things...and even her pimp wont be able to save her.

Carrie is a bad bad seed that walks all parts of town. her pimps name is sir rick and they drive a mini van with a beat up back or the whole thing is beat. he's charging her 1000.00 a day. she's so stressed out she's trashed. stealing from whomever comes her way. watch out all over town for this bad one.

5'7"-5'8", short blond hair, very very long legs, very skinny, very jumpy, and always fully cracked up. a very bad seed!

[OldAndInTheWay]

Hi all,

I had an early start today. Mongered from 290 on Cicero south to 47th. Nothing. Went north on Cicero and was going to hunt on North, but on the way I saw a cute little thing (SW standards, yall) at Division and Cicero. Turned around, she saw me and we each gave the look. I pulled down a side street and she followed and got in.

She asked what I wanted, and I told her a "beej". She was cool with that, and told me she was really hard up for money. She told me the more I agreed to give, the better the beej would be. I asked for topless, she said ok. I told her I would give her all the cash in my wallet.

We park, I open the wallet and give her every dollar in it, which was.3. She was happy with that, popped her tits out and my drawers were down in no time. She gave me a, not decent, not good, but excellent BJ. Warmed up nice and slow, even did some licking down the bottom of the shaft, sucked on the boys, and went back to sucking the unit. Doing little turns of the head and other "nuturing" type of things. It was like getting one from a girl who was really into you and excited to suck your unit. Playing with her larger-than-average boobs was good too. A little while into it, I put my hands on her head and did a light, semi-respectful (if there is such a thing) skull fuck. She responded the best way possible: She started speeding up and shoving it in deep.

She caught it in her mouth, and it was a massive load. Probably the biggest I've ever had. I thinking I was done busting and saying "ok, ok", and she gave the "uh-uh" no sound. And I kept busting. She didn't stop until my (what seemed like 10 minute) blast was done. She got out and spit, immediately making it clear that it was a really large shot. "It was like a fountain! ", she said. I asked for digits, she didn't have any. She wanted to set an appt up for next week whereby I could get the same service in exchange for a P. A. Y. G. Boost mobile phone. (I've never actually TRADED actual goods for this kind of service) She wrote down our meeting time and place on 2 peices of paper and gave me one. She told me to show up or she'd mess me up. (half-jokingly. Half.)

Joleen was average height, but looked shorter from a distance. She was thin, but couldn't really tell if she was shapely or not. She had nice sizable tits, nothing huge, but natural C's. She had a style-ish chin-length bob-cut hair do. Brunette with shades of burgandy. (dyed, obviously) She looked REALLY young from the street, but is likely in her late 20's or early 30's. She had a few tats, one on the chest, wrist, and neck. She was a little street-beat, but not too bad.

She gives AWESOME service. I'm ok with run-of-the-mill BJ's, because those feel good. But nothing hooks me like a girl who can suck me like she wants to marry me. Kelly (from the same area, whose phone doesn't seem to work anymore) also gave a great BJ, this Joleen gal has taken the top spot. Best BJ I've ever had, and I had no idea it was coming. (pun intended).

On SW scale :
Face - 7
Tits - 7
Body - 6 Thin, but couldn't tell if she had a nice toosh or anything.
Attitude - 6 She was cool...but assertive. But she serviced me correspondingly
Service - 9.5 - I know we shouldn't hand out 10's unless it is once in a 100 mongerings special. I'm sorry, but the girls knows how to service a man.

Her looks aren't outt-this-world hot for SW's, but she's pretty cute. She isn't very submissive or soft-spoken, but she's not rude either. But all you really need to know is that she is the BEST servicing of your little head you'll find for .3

I'm looking forward to our meeting next week, I'll be sure to have a phone for her.

Jolene was nice, a little cracked up but nice. I posted pics of her on here a while back. Watch out for her scams about trying to get money together for a room in a sober house. She tried for 150.00 with me. Brandy was the girl running the scam, jolene was just trying to get a permanent room. Not off the street. Someone was toying with her mind. Preying on a helpless drug addict. I think that was brandy. She wa good on the performance side though, that was a definite. Cute and a good performer, what more, besides a phone number, can a guy ask for?