Streetwalker Reports

[NodozFreak]

Found her around Pulaski and Grand. Petite white girl with dirty blonde hair. Also has a huge scar on her right arm. Says she used to be chubby, but looks like baby damage. BBBJ alone was worth the price of admission.

[George Stark]

5th street so north of roosevelt road in the area of kedzie ish (3200 w), however the pros that cruise down there will chime in on the west part of where the area is, however 5th means 500 south.

5th is a somewhat diagonal street. I've never heard of anything at 5th and Kedzie, more like 5th from Cicero to Kostner, maybe Pulaski. At Cicero, it's south of 290. At that point, it's more like 900 or 1000 south, just north of a bridge for railroad. Look for signs for "290 east".

[Steph55]

It was hot out there Thursday night I got tailed at least a few times going down 47th and on my way down Cicero. Be safe this weekend. I'd assume the fuzz is pretty pissed off and just looking for an excuse.

[HitMan1783]

I just realized how long I have been around on this forum! I hit the 1000 mark on my last post! Stay safe, healthy, prosperous and wise, fellaz! Stosh. Peace.

Noice!! LOL.

[StanleyStankas]

I just realized how long I have been around on this forum! I hit the 1000 mark on my last post! Stay safe, healthy, prosperous and wise, fellaz! Stosh. Peace.

[StanleyStankas]

Vans are the best.

If the van is rocking then don't come knockin.

And also you can live in the darn thing if things get out of control financially! You can't drive a house, however you can live in and drive a van! Owned one in my day, however nothing like what we are talking about here. Remember those crummy toyota vans back in the late 80's early 90's? Yep very crummy!

[StanleyStankas]

Where is 5th.

5th street so north of roosevelt road in the area of kedzie ish (3200 w), however the pros that cruise down there will chime in on the west part of where the area is, however 5th means 500 south.

[Bb2212]

Went out last Friday to take a spin and ran into Kayla. Something about her was cute as hell and I gave her a try. Worst BJ of my life, just sort of put her mouth on it and that was it. Complained and whined about everything. I couldn't touch her, she would pop up look around and just sit there. Finally just rubbed it out myself, set me back 10 and I feel like I got ripped off. Just avoid this one fellas.

Where is 5th.

[ChrisPoontang]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

Vans are the best.

If the van is rocking then don't come knockin.

[HellCat2018]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

In the 2000's I had a 96 Town and Country soccer mom van. Got it dirt cheap from a shop on Roosevelt and Ridgeland. I blacked out the windows, put a couple of baby on board stickers and was never bothered in it. Could park anywhere I wanted and not look suspicious. My favorite spots were mechanic shops, park there and no one would even look at me. Had some great times in that van before it got totaled.

[HellCat2018]

Went out last Friday to take a spin and ran into Kayla. Something about her was cute as hell and I gave her a try. Worst BJ of my life, just sort of put her mouth on it and that was it. Complained and whined about everything. I couldn't touch her, she would pop up look around and just sit there. Finally just rubbed it out myself, set me back 10 and I feel like I got ripped off. Just avoid this one fellas.

[Ump1969]

And then all he needs is a bumper sticker on the back "if this vans rockin' don't bother knockin'. I got a junky little 4 banger pickup and love it. There is tint in the rear bed window and the cab windows so I think I am ok, however still it's a night thing. Not enough room in the cab with the jumper seats and all the crap I have but the front two buckets go all the way down when I remove the crap on the passengers side in the back. Van would be perfect for this though. In these days who knows I might wind up living in it! Already bought a cot for the bed of my pickup! *when you mention panal van as well, mr. stark. i actually looked into one of those mail trucks we see out here. the mailman told me they run the wheels off of those with minimal service. i think grunman and with ford engines. now those are kinda cool. you could have a little house back there and no one would be the wiser what kind of business you were doing back there.

Now all we need is television commercials with screaming salespeople letting us know about deep deep discounts on the latest monger vehicles.

[StanleyStankas]

I was thinking a cargo van or panel van would be perfect. - a panel van with no unnecessary windows. Have a thick curtain behind the seats and over the rear window (removeable for driving, of course) - you can have a great setup back there to spread out and do stuff at your leisure.

Not worth the effort in Chicago, though. Not at all.

And then all he needs is a bumper sticker on the back "if this vans rockin' don't bother knockin'. I got a junky little 4 banger pickup and love it. There is tint in the rear bed window and the cab windows so I think I am ok, however still it's a night thing. Not enough room in the cab with the jumper seats and all the crap I have but the front two buckets go all the way down when I remove the crap on the passengers side in the back. Van would be perfect for this though. In these days who knows I might wind up living in it! Already bought a cot for the bed of my pickup! *when you mention panal van as well, mr. stark. i actually looked into one of those mail trucks we see out here. the mailman told me they run the wheels off of those with minimal service. i think grunman and with ford engines. now those are kinda cool. you could have a little house back there and no one would be the wiser what kind of business you were doing back there.

[George Stark]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

I was thinking a cargo van or panel van would be perfect. - a panel van with no unnecessary windows. Have a thick curtain behind the seats and over the rear window (removeable for driving, of course) - you can have a great setup back there to spread out and do stuff at your leisure.

Not worth the effort in Chicago, though. Not at all.

[ChiTownGuy76]

I just finished reading the latest Orlando, Florida page and am still smiling. There was a discussion about what is the best monger car. The general consensus seemed to be a pickup crew cab, high up, with a back seat. I have to remember that the next time I'm in the market car shopping- what car goes best with mongering.

I tend to visit the Florida pages often since I go down to Orlando and Pompano at least once a year. I do have to admit those places are hopping with very good talent! I met one in Pompano last summer named Kandy, really pretty, beautiful white teeth. Etc. I was like wow, don't think I've ever met one like that in chitown!

May have to relocate soon! LOL.

As for vehicles, an old 4 dr suv might be roomier!

Cheers.