Escort Reports

[DWill]

She's laid back because she isn't doing anything. She needs to be in another line of work, her whole post (assuming it's not complete bullshit) is about how she's totally not into this. "so you Know your $$ will be going to a good cause!" - Fukk you biotch, my money is going to somebody that's going to exchange lots of bodily fluids with me.

She's probably going to be a starfish, too. Essentially a sex-doll with a pulse.

Fukk that shite. A * like that gets nothing from me.

Its amazing to me to see this. To me its a deeper issue. Why would ahe write this and think she could still get clientele. Well its because we (we as in some mongers) put up with this Bullshtt. We have to stop allowing this and we will see many changes in the game. Shit we still have mongers sending blind deposits despite the many discussions not too. Long story longer, we doing this to ourselves. SMH.

[Glaze72]

Does anyone know if this Wiccakitty girl is legit? She's absolutely amazing but something seems a little fishy, almost too good to be true.

https://tryst.link/escort/wiccakitty.

She's legit. I recommend outcall as her incall is in a real shady part of town. But she delivers.

[ShengHansen4]

Hi guys,

This post is rant about how f**ked up mongering in US is.

I have lived in this country for about 4 years now and in the beginning I thought this country is great and all but recently I kind of regret coming here. There are quite a few things to complain about but here I will only discuss the mongering aspect. I will discuss all the options one by one and tell you how we get ripped off compared to other countries.

1) Massage Parlors.

Ok, so when I went for the very first time to an AMP, I was greeted by an average looking Asian lady. I wasn't very interested but I thought at least I will get to feel her soft skin after the massage with either a B2 B slide or FS. The massage was great and good teasing but in the end she only offered HJ. That too for $60. Considering I already paid $40 at the counter it would be $100 just to get jerked off by some average looking woman. Seriously? Now I know there are places where you can get FS but most places I visited don't usually offer FS. And the price is also too much where they do offer in my opinion (usually $200+). The masseuse are also usually average looking and old. Compared to other countries (Dubai, Thailand, Mexico, Colombia etc.) for $100-$150 bucks I can easily get massage and FS or B2 B with an attractive woman and most massage places have pretty open menu. Also if you feel horny late in the night then good luck because most places close by 10 pm.

Based on the way you talk, it sounds like your own attitude is one big reason you're not finding what you'd hoped for.

Yes prices reflect US living costs. Yes these women have sex for money. However they are still *women*. They are still human. You are not going to get far with the attitude you have of clear disdain and looking far down on them. No woman likes that. Only the most desperate will stoop low enough to comply with what you want at the prices you want. Countless mongers here have posted much better results than you at much better prices.

Try treating the ladies with more respect and kindness, and you might find your whole world changing.

[DMichaels69]

Reaching out to her is the best way to find this out as its possible she changes it up over time.

I've been looking at her ads and want to give her a try. Do you know her verification process? And since she offers BB does she require any testing before hand? Thanks for any info.

[Johnny Depth]

I've been looking at her ads and want to give her a try. Do you know her verification process? And since she offers BB does she require any testing before hand? Thanks for any info.

She's been covered extensively in the BBFS forum.

[PhilDbq]

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...d/483400734668

She's a bit of a drive out to the far northwest burbs, but that ass is worth it in my opinion.

I've been looking at her ads and want to give her a try. Do you know her verification process? And since she offers BB does she require any testing before hand? Thanks for any info.

[MysticUS]

Hi guys,

This post is rant about how f**ked up mongering in US is.

I have lived in this country for about 4 years now and in the beginning I thought this country is great and all but recently I kind of regret coming here. There are quite a few things to complain about but here I will only discuss the mongering aspect. I will discuss all the options one by one and tell you how we get ripped off compared to other countries.

1) Massage Parlors.

Ok, so when I went for the very first time to an AMP, I was greeted by an average looking Asian lady. I wasn't very interested but I thought at least I will get to feel her soft skin after the massage with either a B2 B slide or FS. The massage was great and good teasing but in the end she only offered HJ. That too for $60. Considering I already paid $40 at the counter it would be $100 just to get jerked off by some average looking woman. Seriously? Now I know there are places where you can get FS but most places I visited don't usually offer FS. And the price is also too much where they do offer in my opinion (usually $200+). The masseuse are also usually average looking and old. Compared to other countries (Dubai, Thailand, Mexico, Colombia etc.) for $100-$150 bucks I can easily get massage and FS or B2 B with an attractive woman and most massage places have pretty open menu. Also if you feel horny late in the night then good luck because most places close by 10 pm.

2) Strip Clubs.

This is the worst option in my opinion. I know you can see the girls in their birthday suits here but what's the point if you can't take her home and have good sex with her. Again some girls might agree to meet outside (this is very rare in my experience) but we all know the asking price is crazy. There are strip clubs where you can have sex but then you are confined to this small room with a couch which itself will cost a lot plus whatever tip you discussed with the girl. This easily adds up to $400-$500 or more. When I was in Dubai I can easily pick whichever girl I like from clubs and can have sex all night for lesser amount.

3) Escorts.

As days are passing by I see quality deteriorating and prices increasing constantly. These days I see so many woman with tummies and ugly face and 40+ age asking for $400-$500 per hour with a bunch of Nos in their menu (no kissing, no touching hair, no bare etc.). Once you call to schedule then most of them will harass you by asking for your selfie, your LinkedIn and other personal information to verify. Seriously?? Why are people tolerating this? You never know where your information might end up. This is much more true with high end escorts and their asking prices are also crazy (up to $1000/ hr these days). The worst part is you can't discuss service with them before hand and lot of times I've been asked to leave as soon as I'm done with one pop even when I paid for full hour. Plus the super attractive ones usually won't allow to kiss on lips, suck or touch their tits too hard, only covered BJ etc. And the whole experience would feel so mechanical.

I mean you wait for days to get an appointment, then give them all your personal info to get verified, then pay them their heavy donation (which can easily buy groceries for a month for a small family) and then it's still a gamble weather you'll get a good experience or not.

No where in the world I've been harassed like this just to get laid with a hooker.

Again there are no quick options. If you woke up in the middle of night feeling horny then good luck.

I'm not a very active member of this forum I know but I have had plenty of experiences and when I look at the money I spent mongering in this country compared to service I got I feel extremely disappointed.

I would request you guys to please stop feeding these spoiled girls who don't shit about providing service.

I would also advise that every time you have urge to see an escort here just jerk off and then save that money. Keep saving and then make a trip to Mexico, Colombia, Europe, Thailand, Dubai etc. For mongering. You will be much more satisfied.

Anyways, thanks for reading my post and apologize for any mistakes as English is not my first language. Also I shared my opinion based on my limited experience here. If anyone knows better or have different opinion I would love to hear that.

[George Stark]

I read this and I just don't know who the hell paid for this type of service. The entire ad is No, No, No, No. But hey at least she's laid back, who the fuck cares about how laid back she is. I'm sorry maybe this just hit a nerve but I can't believe his are paying $$ to $$$ for what sounds to nothing. "No bodily fluids". Really! SMH. There are literally SWs and Escorts that want something for nothing. Ubreal. Ok I'm done venting!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/99145217#.

She's laid back because she isn't doing anything. She needs to be in another line of work, her whole post (assuming it's not complete bullshit) is about how she's totally not into this. "so you Know your $$ will be going to a good cause!" - Fukk you biotch, my money is going to somebody that's going to exchange lots of bodily fluids with me.

She's probably going to be a starfish, too. Essentially a sex-doll with a pulse.

Fukk that shite. A * like that gets nothing from me.

[ThaCutDoctor]

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...d/483400734668

She's a bit of a drive out to the far northwest burbs, but that ass is worth it in my opinion.

Thank you sir!!

[SAnderson75]

What is her verification process?

You'll see it on her website, not too bad.

[DWill]

I read this and I just don't know who the hell paid for this type of service. The entire ad is No, No, No, No. But hey at least she's laid back, who the fuck cares about how laid back she is. I'm sorry maybe this just hit a nerve but I can't believe his are paying $$ to $$$ for what sounds to nothing. "No bodily fluids". Really! SMH. There are literally SWs and Escorts that want something for nothing. Ubreal. Ok I'm done venting!

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...icago/99145217#.

[GiveMeLiberty]

If anybody can help me with the BEST ass especially if she's over 40 and white. If not over 40. Still the nicest ass. Please. And thank you.

https://chicago.skipthegames.com/fem...d/483400734668

She's a bit of a drive out to the far northwest burbs, but that ass is worth it in my opinion.

[AcrossTheUnive]

I'm constantly surprised that independents don't respond to messages. There are a few who clearly treat it like a business and are great. And there are so many who are not (afaik) fake, but never respond. There's one particular provider (alexandriapayton.com, which may be more than one person), who posts all the time on multiple sites and has never answered my calls or responded to texts, scattered over the last year). Seems strange. I feel like if I were to text 10 people posting on escort alligator that same day, maybe 3 would respond, and then you still might get ghosted.

Basically I send out a few texts and as I wait, I start heading for my favorite AMPs. Usually I take my time. If I get no response by the time I decide which AMP and drive there, I enjoy a reliable service at the AMP. Most times I get a response from one of the Ad girls next day or late night. Not acceptable. I play in the daytime and sleep at night.

[ThaCutDoctor]

If anybody can help me with the BEST ass especially if she's over 40 and white. If not over 40. Still the nicest ass. Please. And thank you.

[Bbd81]

Looks like we have a solid newbie coming to Schaumburg next week.

https://www.eros.com/illinois/chicag...?cat=6208&wn=1

https://jordyngreene.com

Quoted: 300 hh, hosting in Schaumburg, has 1 really positive review (search 'Jordyn') seems very professional and put together.

I've already set up an appt. Tattoos usually aren't my thing, but I am a fan of a true GFE at the new "value" of 300.

Let's show her a good time boys.

What is her verification process?