Escort Reports

**Orangecrush** · 12-07-07 18:34

Get yourself a cheap apartment. A studio or one bedroom. Treat it as your office. Never let a client into your home. I never would let a provider into mine. A weekly hotel might be a good option. But you end up moving around alot and I often wonder about these extended stay hotels.

**Vahll** · 12-07-07 06:44

Anyone heard anything about Taylor in the NW burbs? Gota CL link below, she works with her sister Sadie.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/ers/501422143.html

Ty in advance.

**Flashman** · 12-06-07 16:12

This is no big mystery, or "secret" code.

Since the cl search function will "hit" on anything you type in the search box, it will give you a list of all posts that contain the words or numbers you input.

Since most of the "chinese apts" seem to all quote a fixed price of 160, the search results display all the ads that contain the number 160.

If you are bottom fishing and want a list of all the cheap, 15 minute, quicky offers, seach for 50.

**Rileym** · 12-06-07 11:03

Iced Out is absolutely right!! Wondering if they got together at the AMP convention and decided what the secret code would be??

**IcedOut** · 12-05-07 23:35

Go to the chicago forum on CL, go erotic services, and then type in w4m 160. For some odd reason, and I only oticed this after reading other posts on this forum, asian masseuses have some sort of secret 160 code that they abide by. I don't know really, just talking out of my ass.

Originally Posted by Wiseguy100

How you d a 160 search on CL, just put '160' and search in chicago.

**Wiseguy100** · 12-05-07 18:54

Originally Posted by Flashman

Easy to find on CAD or just do a 160 search on CL.

Flashman

How you d a 160 search on CL, just put '160' and search in chicago.

**Chicagoman39** · 12-05-07 13:54

Had a chick with a Minnesota cell phone from CL, real cute nice body an 8 for 100 but real bad odor to the point I had to say something. Nice girl though.

**Flashman** · 12-05-07 13:06

HG, another good report, as usual.

I agree with all your comments (Fork please as well) and I also find myself going to the "Chinese Apartments" more often than not. Fixed price, little or no drama, almost never a negotiation or upsell, almost always a clean place, with a real bathroom and shower, large choice of locations all over the place (City, north, northwest and west burbs) guaranteed full menu with even an occasional GFE bonus and, if you like Asian, generally pretty good quality. Of course YMMV always applies, but my positive hit rate is way over the alternatives.

Only negative is the turn over rate. Rarely see the same girl more than twice before they're "on vacation." Jeez, seems like they get more vacation days then French bus drivers!

Easy to find on CAD or just do a 160 search on CL.

Flashman

**Fork Please** · 12-05-07 02:49

I believe I'm running almost exactly parallel to Mr. Gardener.

A long time ago I had a girl over to my place, never again. Even when I'm on the road I try to do incall.

I never get a motel room because I am a cheap fuck too. You can always find an incall and getting a room is fucking HASSLE, plus, it leaves a paper trail. Also, If you get stupid, make a mistake and leave something valuable there..an honest manager can find your number from your driver's license (Don't they always check your license these days?) and make that call to your house..if you are married, that's a big problem. Murphy's law in full effect (who the hell was Murphy? He must have had a seriously fucked up run of bad luck to get that law next to his name)

I'm also, pretty much 100%, an Asian Apt. guy. They know how to run these operations, they do it well and there is zero hassle involved. They pick good locations and, like HG said, the girls are clean. Almost without exception, smelling fresh and good...I have had way to many experiences with foul smelling pussy on white women and black girls around the biz and I'm pretty much done with that situation. Maybe it was my luck but, damn, it just seemed to be happening way to much..Probably the result of using the popular American pussy hygiene products after every date and all day long..those products can and WILL toss the natural ph balance out of whack, especially when overused. When that happens, the bacteria starts to grow...Guys, if you smell that way-over-the-top fish smell from several feet away after you release it by touching the girls twat ...you have a girl with a bacteria issue. A girls pussy should not be screaming at you with that funk..it's a bad sign.

It always kills me to hear the American girls saying that a hairy pussy is "nasty" or that it's "unsanitary" and then they have the most ferocious odor ripping out of them...the Asian girls usually don't shave and they always smell just right.

Sorry, I'm off topic...I always go for the incall. I was surprised to read what someone wrote about outcalls being preferred.

**Gary Man** · 12-05-07 01:13

I concur with what HG posted. I too, knew a provider who did incalls and one of her "regulars" became obsessed with her. Be prepared to move quickly if that should happen. Also the most important way to protect yourself: SCREEN, SCREEN, SCREEN. Not just from LE but from potential wackos out there.

BTW, SexyChar do you have a website?

**Butchcasidy** · 12-04-07 22:22

A veteran mongor once told me you do not pay the girl for sex, you pay them to leave. I could not stop laughing on this one. If you use this as a guide, you do not get into the situation of trying to get one out of the house or motel should the drama hit the fan.

Of course . . .when the little head is out of control you sometimes regret your decisions.

**HappyGardener** · 12-04-07 20:15

Personally I like incalls better. I have to say the majority of the time, I have gone to a girls place. I certainly have done my share of opening closet doors and peeking behind shower curtains when I have met someone for the first time, but hey thats part of the thrill. And ususally if it is a first time, my cell phone is out in my hands, poised over a speed dial number of someone who knows i am going to see a date.

And I am a cheap bastard. I dont like paying for a motel room. Thats $40 to $100 out of my pocket for a couple of hours. Now if I am on the road and I have a room thats already paid for, thats a different story.

I think most guys would respect your privacy and not show up unannounced, although I had a friend that was a provider and she said it happened once in awhile. There seems to be an unwritten code that says that if you run into each other in a public place, you dont acknowledge each other.
I think that would carry over into your home life as well. I think most guys would respect your place.

But you need to approach this like entering into any other business. We men will expect clean sheets and towels. A place to clean up afterwards if needed. Soap, hot water, condoms, lube etc. Do you want to be doing laundry often? Whats the cost of your time doing that versus getting a hotel room on a daily or weekly basis? And do you have a hotel in mind that wont be asking a lot of questions? If you are doing incalls, what about your neighbors? How much do they snoop? If you are going to do incalls, how comfortable are you with driving all over Chicagoland? Got a GPS?

There are pluses and minuses about the safety thing. If things go south quickly and you want to get out, it probably wont matter if it is at your place, his place or a motel. You just want to get out. The rare times I have had girls at my house, they have checked in with someone when they get there and then again after an hour or so. I think that is a prudent idea.

Now I have become much more of an Asian Apartment guy in the last couple of years. To me, its just easier and safer. I get a shower before and after.
The rooms and the girls are clean. It is the a throwback to the old days of the bordellos.

Hey Lady, if you are still around, maybe you could weigh in on this

**Captain Stiffy** · 12-04-07 10:37

Originally Posted by Sexychar

I was thinking about doing Incalls from my place but worried about someone stopping by unannounced. Do guys respect privacy and not drive around or come by when I don't have any appointments scheduled? Or should I just do Outcalls?

Can you guys give me some advise? Thanks.

OUTCALLS.
-I think most guys like them better
-Much easier for you to get the hell out, if you need to, then try to get a guy out of your place.
-I know I'd never go for an incall, for fear of a sting. Better to come to my motel room.

P.S. Post a pic!

**Chi Guy** · 12-04-07 09:32

Originally Posted by Sexychar

I was thinking about doing Incalls from my place but worried about someone stopping by unannounced. Do guys respect privacy and not drive around or come by when I don't have any appointments scheduled? Or should I just do Outcalls?

Can you guys give me some advise? Thanks.

Speaking for myself and hopefully all the other guys, I understand that incalls at a private residence are by appointment only. Incalls at a storefront are a different story and walk-ins are very typically the norm, especially Asian places.

If you are going to do incalls from a private residence, I would make it known from the very start and in every ad that sessions are by appointment only. Anyone who attempts to come to your residence outside of these appointments is trespassing on private property and is subject to arrest.

With all that said, there's no guarantee that everyone's going to play by the rules.

**Sexychar** · 12-03-07 23:34

I was thinking about doing Incalls from my place but worried about someone stopping by unannounced. Do guys respect privacy and not drive around or come by when I don't have any appointments scheduled? Or should I just do Outcalls?

Can you guys give me some advise? Thanks.