Escort Reports

**F Blaster** · 05-15-08 17:45

Sorry, for some reason this got posted in the wrong section in the wrong city.

**Texas Jh** · 05-14-08 20:48

Did any of you try this girl?

www.TheGeishaDoll.model24h.com

**Jimjamesx** · 05-13-08 23:52

Thanks for the info Arglou, Active 8, SammaRy, and humpty hump

**Arlogu** · 05-13-08 11:18

how about rs2000? that's roomservice2000.com

Originally Posted by Jimjamesx

Anybody know of any other sources besides CL. Please pm me if u do.

**IcedOut** · 05-13-08 01:40

I called Roxy after seeing her ad without prices listed thinking I could talk her down to some SW prices. She answered and told me she was blocks away from me at a hotel downtown in the river north area. I turned on the charm and we agreed to. 5 for 15-min quicky fs.

I have a thing for girls with huge asses, this girl is def not for everyone. Her performance was stellar though. First she playd with herself and rubed her tites. Then cbj. Then missionary. Then turned her over and she shook her ass and made waves on my dick until I pulled out and shot my load all over her ass cheeks.

Service was a ten

**Jimjamesx** · 05-12-08 16:42

Anybody know of any other sources besides CL. Please pm me if u do.

**I Pickum Up** · 05-12-08 03:32

I always have a pack of Citrus Sented wipes that I find at Wal-Mart they come in a pack of like 30 and they are thick I keep them in the car for anything. I spend alot of time in the car so even after eating they work good for cleanup they come in a yellow pack or a container but the ones in the package are the thicker ones.

/I

**Peter_Girth** · 05-11-08 14:38

Originally Posted by Mr Stinky

I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need.

I too carry baby wipes, but I have not found unscented baby wipes in the travel size at a price I feel like paying. So I am thus condemned to have a flowery smelling asshole.

Not only are they good for cleaning your ass, and your cock after having sex, but also your feet and underarms. When I travel, I use them to give my feet a good wipedown from time to time, as well as my underarms. I do this on long trips when I do not feel like taking the time to whip into the Flying J to take a "real" shower. Not as good, but works well in a pinch or when in a hurry.

Keep a travel pack under the seat of your car, and one in your "monger kit" (you do carry a "monger kit", don't you??), and one in whatever you carry as a suitcase.

P.S. A working girl once gave me a tip, which you can choose to use as you see fit. Open up your travel pack of baby wipes and pour in a little rubbing alcohol, it will then kill crabs. I tried it once, don't know whether it kills crabs or not but it sure will put a hurt on your asshole if it is even the least bit raw.

**Peter_Girth** · 05-11-08 14:31

Originally Posted by SamaRy

... i have been with many americans who are the same, but it seems that more are becoming lazy, or IMHO just not trained well enough...

In such a sexually repressed culture, how many young females first learn they even have "girl parts" when blood starts running out from between their legs. They have stinky pussies because they were taught their pussies are "dirty" and logic dicktates ;^) that if something is dirty it is SUPPOSED to stink. Their mothers probably had stinky pussies as did their grandmothers, ect. None of them ever learned how to clean their cûñts. Now you would think that working girls would figure it out sooner or later, but lots of THEM ain't the sharpest tacks in the box.

**Rubenme2** · 05-08-08 10:19

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

I'll give you a link to a single post, but it is interesting to read this whole thread. Click on the thread link in the upper right hand corner.

This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...5&postcount=50

Did I just read that? It always makes me nervous when a provider at an AMP wants to skip the shower. Great idea to keep wipes in the car. Strippers use them to keep fresh too.

**I Pickum Up** · 05-08-08 04:14

I still like Charlie Sheen's answer to prostitution. "I am not paying for sex" "I'm paying them to leave!"

Or as Eddie Murphy says after a few months you just have the same old cracker at home. Thats why we do it!

/I

**PopoloGirl** · 05-08-08 01:39

Originally Posted by HappyGardener

I'll give you a link to a single post, but it is interesting to read this whole thread. Click on the thread link in the upper right hand corner.

This dudes comment about toilet paper still stuck to some guys ass, and the instructions on how to clean your ass, struck me as funny. True but funny

http://usasexguide.info/forum/showpo...5&postcount=50

Its cute to see our little Hawaii thread has made it all the way over here to the big city

Well for you babywipe using gentlemen, I will be home (Chicago) visiting soon, so pm me and I will keep you posted on my arrival.

xoxo

http://crissy.ultraescort.com

**Confucius** · 05-07-08 08:57

Originally Posted by LapDogg

"researchers have only the crudest grasp of why men buy sex."

That's easy to answer.... because the ho's won't give it up for free !!!!!!!!!!

LOL

Because the fucking wives and GF start to turn us down, and we go elsewhere, where it is safe, and fast and a lot cheaper than a side GF in the long run.
If the women of the world would only realized that we are easy to please, the MP, SW, and any other providers, would not make very much money and the pay for play would be very cheap.

There is obviously a lot more to say about this, but I dont feel like typing for 2 days!

**Chrisj321** · 05-07-08 00:12

Originally Posted by Mr Stinky

Okay, I'm going to tell you guys something that I know will cause great laughter for you and embarrassment for me. But being ever-helpful monger that I am, I'll share.
I found out years ago that if you keep "baby wipes" in the bathroom and use one after each toilet adventure, it keeps your butt clean and stink-free. I even have a travel pack in my car in case of unexpected need. But a word of warning...use the unscented brand. Otherwise you'll walk around smelling like a fairy or something. And with the travel pack, if you decide to go to an amp, you can always stop at a gas station restroom and "freshen up".
That's my Good Housekeeping tip of the day.

Stinky (But not always) Out

No need to be embarrased. We did that in the Army during FTX and then in the sanbox. You can wash your guys and wipe the crack with those. Hell you can take a stand up "bath" with a pack of them. Hoo-Ahhhs I believe was the brand sold at most PX's. Packaged in a handy camo OD green resealable pouch!