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**EbonySugarbaby** · 12-09-09 15:16

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**Ebony Pussman** · 12-09-09 13:11

She gets the job done, but take the shortest time offered. I saw her when her rates were 100 for a hour a while back, I was done in 25. Not what I usually like but, she was nice, but moved the session along.

Originally Posted by Gnurider

Anyone try out Amy 36 EEs on backpage:

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=2019712

I'd like to give her a shot but was hoping some of you have tested the goods... I'm looking for a mature w/ a rack.

**Dave Dinky** · 12-09-09 11:20

Not a cop, or a teen.

But your accusation makes me think your a shill for Chocolate Drop.

**Dynomutt** · 12-09-09 04:03

Originally Posted by Dave Dinky

Well sitting at my desk being angry, I call back. Apparently there is a scheduler and she is allwoing me to see someone else at no charge. I will report back. Overall, I'm highly impressed with the professionalism of person I spoke to. If all goes well, I would probably recommend based on the person on the phone. Wish me luck.

I figured your first post was made up, but I played along. After reading your next two post, come on! I'm happy, because I've identified my first, forum troll. You're a cop, or bored teenager. We are trying to have a discussion about escorts, you, go somewhere and throw oranges.

**Mod Shag** · 12-09-09 01:41

Originally Posted by Alterxxx

I agree about titlted kilt. I need to scope it out some more. I have positively seen what I am 99. 99% sure to be a working girl at Big Bar at the Hyatt, however I was with the crew from work, so I could not make a move.

Is right by my work, agree about the hot girls. One was very flirtatious, but then, that's how they get their tips. PM me please if anyone has any luck. I will post if I do too.

**Castlerae** · 12-09-09 00:14

I decided to take a quick look on BP tonight and ran across the following post:

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=3164161

I don't know about anyone else, but to me, she looks so thrilled to be posing for these pictures. (Actually, my guess is that she'd be asleep if the photographer wasn't keeping her awake!) I wonder how many potential customers she thinks a display like this will draw in?

**Alterxxx** · 12-08-09 23:41

I agree about titlted kilt - I need to scope it out some more. I have positively seen what I am 99.99% sure to be a working girl at Big Bar at the Hyatt, however I was with the crew from work, so I could not make a move.

Originally Posted by Ghostface89

After friends kept insisting I join them, I visited the new Tilted Kilt theme restaurant cum sports bar on Wabash. I believe you mongers would love the place and it certainly puts Hooters to shame. The food is great and the waitresses are super eye candy.*** There is no insane covering up of tattoos with band-aids or makeup, and the school girl type tartan dress is fab. A lot more skin is exposed and the push up tops show great cleavage.

But to get to the point, the customers were probably 97-98 per cent men. The few women I saw were quite hot and being the observer type, I wondered...

I may be wrong but it looks like the kind of place an escort/hooker could find a great sugar daddy or john. Some of the girls I saw around the bar gave off the vibes that they could be for sale. (They were also a bit older, late 20s early 30s -- professional working girl profiles.)

Unfortunately it was a Friday nite and totally slammed, but I intend to go back and do some fishing on another, slower night.

As a friend of mine (who ran a phone sex business) once said to me: "I know you know hookers -- because you know cops, and cops know hookers."

Any comments or observations on this one?

***In my humble opinion, Hooters at Erie and Wells went downhill after the lawsuit by a guy asking for a job, and after one of the hot waitresses was fired for sexual harassment against another waitress!! To foil any future lawsuits, they allegedly began to hire the current crop of uglies.

**Dave Dinky** · 12-08-09 19:17

I should have known. Called the scehduler for my 5:30 and of course the other person was booked. Although earlier I was told, "yeah 5:30, no problem." And to answer Dyno's questions, the reason I paid $120 was for 45 minutes. Here's how they screw you. You call and ask for 60 minute massage. They quote for HR, when you get there she gives you another price for french finish. Either way I was screwed today. It was my play money for the week. I knew, knew, knew I shoudl have went for the AMP option.

**Gnurider** · 12-08-09 19:01

Anyone try out Amy 36 EEs on backpage:

http://chicago.backpage.com/FemaleEs...Ad?oid=2019712

I'd like to give her a shot but was hoping some of you have tested the goods... I'm looking for a mature w/ a rack.

**Dave Dinky** · 12-08-09 18:55

Well sitting at my desk being angry, I call back. Apparently there is a scheduler and she is allwoing me to see someone else at no charge. I will report back. Overall, I'm highly impressed with the professionalism of person I spoke to. If all goes well, I would probably recommend based on the person on the phone. Wish me luck.

**Dynomutt** · 12-08-09 18:26

Originally Posted by Dave Dinky

So I went to get a massage from Keisha. Well guess what? After being told on the phone that a massage is $120, I get there and she says its $150. We agree on 45 minutes instead of hour. She keeps texting while massaging and then says she has a scheduler and was told she can only do 30 minutes and that was it, over. She would not even give me $20 back. Beware.

You've been warned.

Originally Posted by Dynomutt

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Wow! I'm sorry to hear that. Did you receive more than a massage? Was it the same girl from the pictures I took? Could you do me a favor, and write a more detailed report?

Dave Dinky, you have to be careful. These girls are in it for the money. So, if they sense they can get more money out of you, than what's requested, they will do it. The ad said $ all day for nude massage, why would you pay $.2? You should have said, "your ad says $." Once again, I'm sorry to hear that happen to you, and it makes me highly upset. There's two reasons for this: 1. Keisha is still using those fake pictures of herself i.e. bait and switch. 2. Now, it seems she trying to up the initial price by .2.

**Dave Dinky** · 12-08-09 16:06

So I went to get a massage from Keisha. Well guess what? After being told on the phone that a massage is $120, I get there and she says its $150. We agree on 45 minutes instead of hour. She keeps texting while massaging and then says she has a scheduler and was told she can only do 30 minutes and that was it, over. She would not even give me $20 back. Beware.

You've been warned.

**Ghostface89** · 12-05-09 13:16

After friends kept insisting I join them, I visited the new Tilted Kilt theme restaurant cum sports bar on Wabash. I believe you mongers would love the place and it certainly puts Hooters to shame. The food is great and the waitresses are super eye candy.*** There is no insane covering up of tattoos with band-aids or makeup, and the school girl type tartan dress is fab. A lot more skin is exposed and the push up tops show great cleavage.

But to get to the point, the customers were probably 97-98 per cent men. The few women I saw were quite hot and being the observer type, I wondered...

I may be wrong but it looks like the kind of place an escort/hooker could find a great sugar daddy or john. Some of the girls I saw around the bar gave off the vibes that they could be for sale. (They were also a bit older, late 20s early 30s -- professional working girl profiles.)

Unfortunately it was a Friday nite and totally slammed, but I intend to go back and do some fishing on another, slower night.

As a friend of mine (who ran a phone sex business) once said to me: "I know you know hookers -- because you know cops, and cops know hookers."

Any comments or observations on this one?

***In my humble opinion, Hooters at Erie and Wells went downhill after the lawsuit by a guy asking for a job, and after one of the hot waitresses was fired for sexual harassment against another waitress!! To foil any future lawsuits, they allegedly began to hire the current crop of uglies.

**Castlerae** · 12-05-09 12:47

Originally Posted by Dynomutt

Having my first dream about dark chocolate was a good experience, and easily warranted another. So, after the weekend died down, I pulled up backpage and found another Black lady, who would do just fine. The ad and pictures are below:

After two calls to Kimmi, I was riding the elevator up to her room at another upscale, downtown hotel.

When she opens the door, she looked exactly like her pictures. I was impressed. Not only in the fact she's pretty, but also because she uses current pictures. Next, she invited me in, and then we got acquainted. We made small talk, checked to see if either of us were leo, and then, I laid the donation down, $. 20.

She gave me a HJ, until I was semi-hard. Then she threw on the cape, and began a mediocre CBJ. Even though the CBJ wasn't memorable, it still got me pretty hard, so now I was ready for the main meal.

She suggested we do missionary, because my member was so big?! That; was a turn off. First, because I'm paying for the half hour, and you should be willing to do any position I ask, if it's not unreasonable. Even if it was painful for her, she would never know, because she didn't try. Second, even if I have a big member (honestly, I get told that all the time, it's a gift and a curse) Asian women 5'2" and under have rode me CG, and RCG happily. If they can do it, a 5'9", 135lbs, Black woman can; don't treat me like an idiot.

Don't get me wrong, she wasn't rude, or anything like that. I just think, since I only paid $. 20, she felt I should only get the $. 20 performance. Ironically, that was the reason I opted for $. 20, because if the performance was shitty, at least I'm only down $. 20.

Moving on with Lady Kimmi (I call her that because a "lady" feels it's only lady-like to have sex in the missionary position). I figured I would just enjoy this position the best I could, because I was pressed for time again, and was actually running late.

Her ladyness was very tight, and she was naturally wet. Her skin was extremely supple, I mean like that buttery, Italian leather, soft. Her be cups were round and full, and I genuinely, enjoyed sucking on her Hershey kisses looking nipples. Her feet and hands, were pedi and mani. She was a pretty girl, and that, my friends is what pushed me over the top. I "put all I had, into the bag, " and was spent. We talked for a few minutes afterwards, and she told me her story. She was actually a real model, not so long ago, and I believe her. I doubt she smokes, or does any hard drugs. She seemed smart, and enjoyed talking with me. I was going to take my own pictures, but I didn't have enough time (I was running late, but she was up for it).

Looks: 8

Attitude: 6. 5 (You can't "out cheap, " a cheapskate.)

Performance: 6. 5 (Only did missionary, with me.)

Average: 7

Probably a better time getting G. F. E., but since it"s covered, I don't really know what that; means.

Kimmi is also on the forum, her screen name is CarribbeanKim

Here's her advertisement: http://www.USASexGuide.nl/forum/showthread.php?p=905483

Thanks for the info, dyno. I had some free time yesterday and went 'on the hunt' the night before on BP. She was one of about three women I saw who drew my attention. As it turned out, I went with a regular and didn't like the experience. She was willing, and plenty interested in getting me "taken care of", but the feel was like 'Okay, okay, just get the f**k done! '. Don't mind getting done in a hurry if I need to, just don't like it when the provider tries to rush me. Maybe the lady mentioned here will get my vote next time (if I have the spare change to do an hour, that is).

**Lukebiz** · 12-04-09 16:56

Originally Posted by Secretshoppa

I don't know bruh I'd been disappointed because she falsely advertised with the pic. Wheres the damn girl in the cheerleader outfit?

I hate bait and switch. Definitely glad you enjoyed her.

I agree, i was disappointed when i walked into her room and saw that she was obviously using fake pics. and she did not provide what she said she would which i asked for true GFE. got nothing that i wanted, so would not even give me a CBJ. i was very unhappy with her.