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**Ch1009** · 04-10-19 18:46

Something tells me this is a scam. I find it hard to believe Lana moonlights. Does anyone have experience?

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/lana-rho...chicago-489141

**Trogon** · 04-10-19 17:49

Originally Posted by Strix41 [View Original Post]

Reading your experience, the prostitute Nazi was my first thought.

Hasn't she been discussed a lot recently.

She is a hot looking lady but attitude is the worse.

She use to go by Linda and some other l name.

Use to advertise that she EXPECTED her clients to manscape and if you didn't know what that was to look it up.

Attitude is everything.

**Strix41** · 04-10-19 16:35

Originally Posted by ZckBrc [View Original Post]

She's a total fucking psychopath on the phone. I sent her a polite message one time asking when she is available and she sent me back about 10 angry text messages about how I was not respecting her, how nobody walks into a car dealership and asks when cars are available. I sent her back a text saying sorry if I offended you in anyway, and she sent back another message saying that I was now "playing mind games with her. " Basically, fuck this chick, if she is that much of a touchy psychopath on the phone then she must be even worse in person. I'd stay away, and it's been reported by multiple users that she is also a bit of a racist and also, not the girl in the pics. Avoid.

Reading your experience, the prostitute Nazi was my first thought.

**StanleyStankas** · 04-10-19 15:44

Originally Posted by ZckBrc [View Original Post]

She's a total fucking psychopath on the phone. I sent her a polite message one time asking when she is available and she sent me back about 10 angry text messages about how I was not respecting her, how nobody walks into a car dealership and asks when cars are available. I sent her back a text saying sorry if I offended you in anyway, and she sent back another message saying that I was now "playing mind games with her. " Basically, fuck this chick, if she is that much of a touchy psychopath on the phone then she must be even worse in person. I'd stay away, and it's been reported by multiple users that she is also a bit of a racist and also, not the girl in the pics. Avoid.

Really shows that she plays mind games. With herself! It might just be on my end here, however when I click on her reviews or comments which indicates there are several it defaults back to eros? Again might just be on this end, however yea I agree this woman is out there. You can bet she has one heck of a temper as well. Now that I have had experience with with that pro known as a friend only I knew when I first moved back to chi-town. Her temper was scary crazy! This woman feels the same way imo. Oh BTW- her justification for her being older is that older guys (I am way over the hill and long been sliding down the 60's) don't want to date someone that could be their daughter!! Really? I dated a provider that could have been my granddaughter so that blows her theory out of the water at least in my personal case. If I didn't have to pay for a 20 something year old does one think they would date me? Hardly. Money talks and you fellas know the rest.

**ZckBrc** · 04-10-19 15:10

Originally Posted by Layne123 [View Original Post]

I found a few posts yet no recent experience.

Anyone seen Brittany?

https://backpage.com.chicago.listcra...46382/Glenview

Thanks for any input.

She's a total fucking psychopath on the phone. I sent her a polite message one time asking when she is available and she sent me back about 10 angry text messages about how I was not respecting her, how nobody walks into a car dealership and asks when cars are available. I sent her back a text saying sorry if I offended you in anyway, and she sent back another message saying that I was now "playing mind games with her. " Basically, fuck this chick, if she is that much of a touchy psychopath on the phone then she must be even worse in person. I'd stay away, and it's been reported by multiple users that she is also a bit of a racist and also, not the girl in the pics. Avoid.

**Frogger7777** · 04-10-19 13:50

Originally Posted by Hobbyist256 [View Original Post]

I guarantee you won't get what you're looking for with that one. The pics are all too good and any ad that spells "bed" like an idiot will try to lure you to some place in Addison where you'll spend $150 just to jerk yourself off.

That was my thought too. Or maybe even LEO.

**MistralRider79** · 04-10-19 12:44

Originally Posted by Layne123 [View Original Post]

I found a few posts yet no recent experience.

Anyone seen Brittany?

https://backpage.com.chicago.listcra...46382/Glenview

Thanks for any input.

She has been MIA since end of Feb. Tried calling and text but no replies, she was going to be out of town in early March.

**IrishRed** · 04-10-19 11:24

Originally Posted by Layne123 [View Original Post]

I found a few posts yet no recent experience.

Anyone seen Brittany?

https://backpage.com.chicago.listcra...46382/Glenview

Thanks for any input.

Hi, I've seen her several times, all of them enjoyable. Nice woman, great service, in a nice, clean safe place.

**ElJefe69** · 04-10-19 10:59

Anyone have info on a contact for Jasmine. She is off the website.

**Layne123** · 04-09-19 21:54

I found a few posts yet no recent experience.

Anyone seen Brittany?

https://backpage.com.chicago.listcra...46382/Glenview

Thanks for any input.

**George Stark** · 04-09-19 18:33

Originally Posted by UpYours [View Original Post]

I was interested in a particular female and I called her. She said in her post that she doesn't see guys under 30. I am well above that. I call her and I am pleasant on the phone. She ask me how old I am and I hang up on her. WTF!

Just as a wild guess, I'd say you didn't get your rocks off with that one, right?

Their ads often say no cops. I call and they ask me if I'm a cop. I say "no". (Extra time spent: 1/2 second.) Then we talk, I go see them and get my rocks off. Mission accomplished. Funny how that works.

**Walmart2215** · 04-09-19 17:58

https://escortindex.com/ad/chicago/8...6489/1/4030915

I saw this today and one try her out yet?

**Bob9090** · 04-09-19 17:17

Any intel on this one? I posted a few days ago, but it was a busy day and was on page 2 quickly.

I'll be in your fair city for work soon and looking for hotel outcall with extras. If you all ever travel to CLT, hit me up for some references. Thanks and be safe.

https://massage.eros.com/illinois/ch...788.htm?cat=83

**Hobbyist256** · 04-09-19 16:57

Originally Posted by Frogger7777 [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1303820

Anyone try her out? She quoted me 150 for an hour. Seems way TGTBT.

I guarantee you won't get what you're looking for with that one. The pics are all too good and any ad that spells "bed" like an idiot will try to lure you to some place in Addison where you'll spend $150 just to jerk yourself off.

**Tela1980** · 04-09-19 15:39

Originally Posted by UpYours [View Original Post]

I was interested in a particular female and I called her. She said in her post that she doesn't see guys under 30. I am well above that. I call her and I am pleasant on the phone. She ask me how old I am and I hang up on her. WTF! She clearly states that she doesn't want to see guys under 30. Why the fuck would I call her if I was younger than 30. How do you guys respond when the escort is profiling you over the phone? Do you put up with it?

You need to chill and just move on. Plenty of other options out there.