Massage Parlor Reports

**RubLuvr** · Today 15:35

Originally Posted by Jay117 [View Original Post]

Haven't seen her, but. It's on tryst. You certainly get something. I'm guessing "light sensual massage" covers it, with an L1 ending. Is it an L1 ending worth $200? Seems unlikely to me, vs. What else is available around. Also, those photos just scream "you won't be touching me at all".

Looks like she got bariatric surgery paid for by handjobs? She was awful prior, I can't imagine any better now. Extremely detached and not even a good handy at the time.

**IMissCutler** · Today 15:34

Pre covid there was angel from dvs on diversey. She was skinny and had nice C or d cup tits. Bumped into her at a pps spot on Laramie and was surprised to see her as she was out of sight out of mind. She has nice tits for a skinny girl and was now offering prostate which I don't do. Her friend seemed frustrated that I talked with angel and knew here and just ignored the original door opener. What can I say, if you have big naturals you have my attention. Just throwing this out there for guys that might remember her.

**Lurker1111** · Today 15:29

Does anyone know if it would be appropriate / commonplace for a non-Asian guy to get a massage at a Chinatown parlor? Not sure if their clientele is specifically Asian or what. Thanks.

**TetonResearch** · Today 12:37

What is the going rate now days for a massage with a handshake on the flip? I feel like $40 doesn't cut it anymore. $50? What about with a LOT of roaming? I just don't want to be overpaying so as to mess everyone else up.

**Bhar35** · Today 10:47

Expected a little less older but ended up good.

She went by Ocean at Windsor. 40 years. Not the most attractive but she loved to do a lot of teasing with enthusiasm. Sloppy style on the bbj. Gagged it all down. Massage on the rest of my body was no slouch either. Could really put in the muscle when it counted.

**DMichaels69** · Today 09:42

She has a penthouse in Arlington Heights? LOL.

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Take a pass on this one.

**Courtesyflush** · Today 00:15

Checked out BEI opted for 70 for an hour was actually over in 30 minutes, just do 50 for 30 minutes. Was an ok time but the tables are super hard, like blanket on plywood hard, they are homemade it's hard to enjoy the massage. Linda spoke through a translation app the only English she said was OMG, OMG while finishing me. She agreed to 80 for the HE which is all I had on me and asked for a review, wanted cash in hand before proceeding with the HE. She was cute but wouldn't take her top off though. Saw a more petite and better-looking gal on my way out. Will probably go back with some extra cash and a cushion.

**Ron M** · Yesterday 22:38

Originally Posted by OldSchoolGuy73 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

Take a pass on this one.

**OldSchoolGuy73** · Yesterday 22:02

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

**JoeColorado** · Yesterday 19:06

Originally Posted by TimWatley1973 [View Original Post]

Called orange to see if Frida was available she was so I headed over. Got there and yo-yo took me back and it seems Frida was no longer available so I did a negotiation with yo-yo and that went well. That was pretty much the end of my good experience at Orange tonight.

Drop the donation, she leaves the room, comes back and begins to spray me from head to toe with sanitizer. Yo, yo its hot, nice handmaids not too big and attractive. Shes a solid eight, but unfortunately, her effort was a three.

Begins a half ass BBJ, Throws the cover on, and lays back for standing Mish. At that point, she became lifeless, except every minute or two she would start to moan an obviously Fake and then stop again, back to lifeless. I was kind of pissed off so I got up on the table in Mish and started banging the fuck out of her, and without any prior announcement, pulled out and shot all over her stomach, that pissed her off. Got dressed and got the fuck out of there. That's too bad experiences the past two weeks at Orange. May have to find a new go to place in Chicago.

My official opinion: yo-yo is a no no.

I am on my way to Louisville, hopefully greeter pastures there!

I have to agree with you. I have never had a lazier fuck in my life. A sex doll would've contributed just as much.

**NewLa2022** · Yesterday 15:00

Went to Glory Spa twice on the 5500 block of and. Milwaukee. Originally, I found out about the spa through CL. First time I saw Laura and second time I saw Emily. Both gave really good massages. Emily used more strength than Laura but I enjoyed both of their methods. Emily did more teasing than Laura. They both have great tits too. It costs a bit extra for them to take their tops off but it was definitely worth the price. They're very open to feeling them all over too. Thirty minutes costs $40 plus extras.

**Jay117** · Yesterday 12:27

Originally Posted by OldSchoolGuy73 [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

Haven't seen her, but. It's on tryst. You certainly get something. I'm guessing "light sensual massage" covers it, with an L1 ending. Is it an L1 ending worth $200? Seems unlikely to me, vs. What else is available around. Also, those photos just scream "you won't be touching me at all".

**Hapenny** · Yesterday 12:25

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

I keep hearing good things about Moon but many of the posts are from people with few posts and only great things to say, or accounts with 10 posts responding to accounts with 12 posts. Any more seasoned visitors have a take on this montrose spot? Thinking of tofft but wanting to verify this isn't a papa-joint.

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Moon Spa. Lisa has been great ever seance the day Lisa Opened it. I new Lisa at Sennias she was young. 20 years ago.
Her sister Helen a cross the street at Unwind.

Originally Posted by GoHomeSmiling [View Original Post]

Thank you guys for the actual feedback, much appreciated.

The Moon Spa Gopher refers to is in Chinatown (Lisa's (formerly of Senina) spa) and her sister's place Unwind across the street. The recent messages (including GoHome's) were about Moon in Albany Park (on Montrose, not the location in Chinatown).

Gopher is right. Lisa's Moon is (was?) a great spot. Lisa was an awesome cougar but as owner she was the one who jumped and ran every time the doorbell rang. This messed up sessions. Even though she gave me her private cell number I was unable to arrange a meeting right before or after business hours (to avoid the doorbell). Too bad. If she had been able to accommodate I'd be a loyal patron. I gave up on Chinatown Moon.

I have seen nothing here that would suggest the Moon on Montrose on the northside is Lisa's place or related to Lisa's Moon (other than the name). I think the jury is still out about the Moon spot on Montrose, though as GoHome observes a lot of posts about the northside Moon are from suspect accounts.

**OldSchoolGuy73** · Yesterday 12:16

https://tryst.link/massage/massage4men

Anyone have experience with this MT looks like she lost weight just wondering what's included and if it's worth the drive.

**OrdLover** · Yesterday 12:04

Originally Posted by Gopher88 [View Original Post]

Moon Spa. Lisa has been great ever seance the day Lisa Opened it. I new Lisa at Sennias she was young. 20 years ago.

Her sister Helen a cross the street at Unwind.

The moon spa that the people are talking about is the one on Montrose on the north side. Not the one you are thinking about.